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TheRivers: Robert Foster has financed their entire operation.
I suspect (no proof at all) that Big Daddy is providing Stacykins some sort of allowance to keep them afloat and that access to Bubs and ULD are the leverage. He's probably the biggest victim in all of this.
Just don’t talk about him being the Bloat’s bitch and losing his life savings with Kyle “Minute Man” Prescott!Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
That was his response after I asked him why he thought “gambling for a living “ would make him rich and why he didn’t use common sense or rationale before investing in Squirtstopher?
Hahahahahahahaha, it’s truly amusing watching these monkeys jump when you rattle their cages ever so slightly!
#HurrHurrJezusLuvsMeSoLosingIsOkay
Regarding the running man Fatso Chrissy video, didn’t he make a video in the Arizona desert like a year ago where he literally pulled off the side of the road and was “running” and said “Gosh Dang Dude, I love running and I’m gonna make a video running through this canyon”…
Only to give up like 2 minutes in! Lol, so either he filmed that a year ago to fool All those pesky haters or it was a… Complete Lie!
Also when he tried to do a live stream gym video on a treadmill and got winded like 3 minutes in and had to cut the stream because I was trolling him mercilessly! Lol!
Random LOL: at 6:26 of today's (completely worthless) video he says "folks, that's $15,000 per MUNT."
His ill-fitting choppers alone have some comedic value.
No need to watch todays video. The number one mistake people make at the casino…is following Christopher Mitchell’s advice thinking they have an edge over the house.
Before we get to today's nonsense, theres an interesting observation on Chrissy's "views".
The clip from 2 days ago where he is wearing his shiny grey and black shirt he claims cost $3k has 6.8k views
Next up is his blue cap, red shirt, roulette strategy video at 6.8k from 2 weeks ao
Then its down to a couple in the high 2k to 3k, then the rest are 1.7k or less.
It seems inconsistent to say the least, but wouldnt surprise me if he is going to start paying for views.
And today;s nonsense Grey hody "the #1 mistake people make at the casino"
8m 36s of likely nonsense
1.16k subscribers at time of viewing [that number sure has jumped in recent times as well].
Spoiler: Chrissy has to make up an even bigger unverifable number to keep the chums hooked: 1m26 claims he has lost and made over $3.5m dollars
Other than that he's basically recycling an old script with classic one liners like check up from the neck up.
45s Chrissy claims he bets most people dont know what he is about to say
Given he keeps chopping and changing these videos, thats a safe bet
blah blah blah
1m26 claims he has lost and made over $3.5m dollars
Note he still hasnt told us the #1 mistake
1m43 plaing too big a bet for the size of their bankroll
So, when Chrissy is observing this, how do we know the person isnt near the end of a mitchellgale (and about to lose that 7th bet?)
2m20 "hurr hurr retrain your brain, hurr check up from the neck up hurr hurr"
3m Claims "hurr hurr stockmarket is 10% a year, casino is 10% a day hurr hurr"
5m10s claims his daily goal is $3k to $10k
After ranting about greed, should we assume any day he wins $25k is greed, when he is aiming for $5k a day?
Also: How do you make $1m in 90m days if you are only winning $10k a day? (and lying about it)
6m30 claims $500 a day is $15k a month, and you get freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom.
Despite being up at 2am pouring over sports betting lines and team lineups, and chasing those martys when things go wrong and and and and and
more blah blah blah
Definitely worth a miss.
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Despite the video only being up for 3 hrs at the time of viewing, it already has 11 comments on it from 234 views.
In comparison, the video from 2 days ago has 6.8k views and.....5 comments.
In comparison, the Chrissy has a 100k bankroll from 3 days ago, 1.7k views, 9 comments [2 of which are Chrissy's].
Either Chrissy has figured out he needs to post his videos at certain times to get better engagement, or he's paying for it.
you know what to do... i think i've been nailing the endings pretty good lately...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMVrL8ZBRM8
Lol, I love it whenever Chrissy goes on one of these rants, it’s always after someone here exposes his Location, Lies or Past that he can’t deny!
So what’s it been, like over 2 weeks since little Kyle showed any sports bet tickets? Even if we count the Lol FB chum club post as “proof”… Might as well break out the index cards with hand written picks Kyle!
Any bets on why the little Midget Masturbating Mitchell is too much of a pussy to show sports bets for nearly 3 weeks?
30-1 He hit another 6 leg parlay and is making a video about When you should play parlay bets!
10-1 He put everything on the Braves winning the World Series and doesn’t want to bet a single $1 on any other games to “jinx it”
6-5 He is scared of being caught by Security at the cage with the chip buy ins & no play and they might seize his precious 50k because of all the reports out there!
202 pounds???
Isn't the BLOAT like 5'4"???
:lol
This is the guy who always brags about fitness and actually sold scambooks on how to stay fit.
Sissy's brother from another mother:
✓ Fail
✓ Addict
✓ Plays hide the pee pee with other men
✓ Cry baby
✓ Daily Vlogs
✓ Drug Problem
✓ Rolex/Lolex
✓ Gambling problem
✓ Vegas, LA, Dallas
✓ Unaffordable apartment lease
✓ Fraud
✓ Whiteboard
✓ Racist
✓ Coaching program with a get in now at a low price before prices go up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd_enAEcmDw
There are so many good parts in that videoQuote:
Originally Posted by donkey
One part you missed though is at 4:40
they interview Farrer's videographer, who knew there were issues
Is this where Chrissy got the idea for a videographer and then went quiet on it recently?
O and given Farrar was in Dallas at some point, as was Chrissy, I'm liking the odds they must have at least known of each other.
I wouldnt be surprised if Chrissy either sold his LOLex to Farrar hoping for a big payday OR Farrer laughed at him and told Chrissy it was a LOLex.
And reading over the subreddit for TheTPGentleman, Chrissy could only dream of having a subreddit dedicated to him.
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
I believe the 5'6.5" is bullshit. If he were really that height, he'd be claiming 5'8".Quote:
Originally Posted by zealanddonk
Dudes under 6' often lie about their height. It's not just Chrissy. Guys who claim 6' are usually 5'10. Guys who say 5'10-5'11 are usually 5'8. Guys who say 5'8-5'9 are usually 5'6-5'7. Guys who say 5'6 are usually under 5'5. Fortunately I am tall so I never had to deal with this. It is true that many women make a big deal over the height of the men they date.
However, Chrissy's obsession with fitness probably comes from being gay. It's far more important to be fit in the gay dating world. If you're a middle aged dude who is a bit overweight, most women don't care (especially the ones your own age). I say this as a middle-aged guy who is a little overweight myself. However, in the gay community, fitness is essential if you want dudes to be into you. The gut or general chubbiness which women overlook becomes a huge handicap when doing gay dating. This is why gyms have a much higher % of gay guys than the general population.
Chrissy's problem (well, one of them) is that he's lazy and gluttonous, and also has no self control. So part of him wants to be fit so the boys like him, but the other part of him wants to stuff his fat face at dinner. Those two parts of him are constantly at battle with one another -- much like the part of him which wants to be straight versus the actual attraction he has to men.
A psychologist could probably write a 300-page book about all of Chrissy's issues and self-loathing.
Did not know you were such an expert on the gay dating scene. Thanks for the insight, I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Closing in on 3 weeks with No winning sports bets tickets shown of Big amounts??? Could the Colt Dolt have lost Again on his 7th Marty like his Jesus Loving sidekick Zachy the Lackey??
Survey Says…
Chrissy Loses again on the Braves, Guardians annnnnnnnnnnd Dodgers. And since he “always” bets against those NY teams, he clearly lost those two games and since he likes the Butt Pirates he probably threw a parlay bet on them. And since we all know Parlays are for Suckers and Chrissy was featured prominently on Cock Suckers guide dot com, the pieces fit folks! Let that Sink in!
Remember folks documentation beats conversation and as you can see, well before those paid Advetorials, Chrissy was quite well known and had Exposure around the community. I’ll let you guess which One!!!
#ColtLife
whoever suggested , what a fool believes by Doobie Brothers in my next short video.... YT is rejecting it on copyright.... the artist doesn't allow sharing....
had to go with Henry Rollins - Liar , it rejected the Doobie Brothers song... sorry but not my fault... any other song suggestions please ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar6URyQ1cGw
Really? Well that’s a bummer. Didn’t realize the Doobie Brothers were a band that restricted YouTube. I know the Eagles have heavy restrictions…so I guess you can’t use “The Long Run” to highlight Chrissy’s eventual losses based on his horrible strategies.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Looks like our midget idiot bozo embellishing more bullshit. Didn’t he say he wasted $3000 on that table cloth shirt?
According to the website, it’s half that…which is still about $1600 too much for that shit.
Dandy is the fucking word for it.
The Braves lost to the Cardinals tonight as a -365. This could have been a deadly night for our hero….especially since the Braves also lost last night. Might have been a big Mitchelgale in play here.