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Lord OTF ....a little late but to respond to your suggestion re single malts I will bite.....my two favorites right now are Talisker, which is Isle of Skye I think, and Lagavulin which is an Islay malt whiskey. Your favorites,....?anybody else have other suggestions here?
First Ive heard of absolut being a bluer collar vodka, but of course it has nothing to do with that. It does have to do with money, tho. Absolut has long purchased ads in gay publications, touting their drink. I mean back in the day, when it wasnt cool to advertise in The Advocate. Also gave money to causes, etc. Gays paid attention to that shit, and supported the brand back.
Cmon, a swedish vodka blue collar? Over Russian, Polish, etc?
Oh and in case you were curious...
spent the day at the beach today with my new girl and her friend drinking margaritas and enjoying glorious weather and a festive Mexican holiday.
The streets and beaches and bars all over Baja have been packed with Spring breakers and lots of interesting people from all over the world.
I doubt it was high 70's and sunny in shitty ass Norway
haven't played poker really for the last week or so because I've been way too busy investing my time and energy in a sweet and intelligent bilingual 21 year old with a smoking hot body
we've been having fun cruising around Baja with the top off in my Jeep jamming to Salsa....been having waaaaay too much fun to be concerned with some obsessed pricks like you....or Pooh (who has been PMing me non stop daily)
there is the update you've been stroking your cocks for you obsessed weirdos
oh and this is her on the right....
I have more pics, but you imbeciles don't deserve it.
and I'm speaking specifically about the faggots who dedicate every waking moment on this 5th tier shitpile of a forum sucking my balls non stop
of course Druff encourages it,
and dare I say....orchestrates it
Oh and LOL @ the 2 day '5 post limit' that was imposed until Todd retracted it because this place is fucking dead if this entourage of bored inbreds aren't talking about me
http://i.imgur.com/L8qdkx6.jpg
Disgusting.
don't worry, we weren't curious.
how's dave?
100$ marty told her hes a poker pro
creepy old guy with barely legal non english speaker.
:lol2
can't imagine you get too many looks there marty considering you can be her grandpa.
I'm pretty sure Ciroc is the backpage hooker's drink of choice.
lol oh you are 'curious' alright you bored fuck
how else do you explain your daily PMs to me and non stop obsessive trolling ?
your stupid tattoos are very pedestrian and unimaginative by the way
sorry I'd love to stay.....its 5:10 PM here and the sunset is going to be amazing in Baja
heading out to see some live music with a sexy 21 year old
BYE
Really? When I lived in Stockholm my roommate was a gay Swedish Jew. Sweden took in quite a few Jews after the war. And, FYI, there are homos everywhere. It was in the early 1980s, and he hadn't yet come out of the closet. When he told me years later I didn't give a shit. He was still the same dude as far as I was concerned. Good friends are hard to find.
Tyde have you checked her oil yet? Make sure she's not a dude.
Regarding the important subjects of the thread, Absolut is still made in Sweden but the brand has been owned by Pernod since 2008.
And out of the Scandinavian jews during ww2 only Norway lost any major numbers, they gave away a third of theirs to Nazis and the rest moved to Sweden. Most of danish jews moved to Sweden. Swedish jews just all stayed in Sweden and the only jews we (Finns) lost were on the battlefront. In 3 different wars we lost 22 jews, on our own (winter war), allied with the Nazi Germany (continuation war) and the last one against Nazi Germany (lapland war). In the Continuation war 3 of our jews were awarded with German Iron Crosses and we had a field synagogue on the battlefront.
http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/att...9&d=1428191439
That is an obvious rolling in progress.
21 year olds with smoking hot bodies do not date, OR FUCK 50yo American dudes that spend each day getting shitfaced. It does not happen.
If I was trying to pull such a fine specimen at that ripe old age - I'd likely tell her about my prowess as a professional poker player and also include my latest $30k odd scores... Would also make that sound like it was just another day at the office.
Then I reckon within 24 hours the peasant bitch would be deepthroating my cock with a fair amount of urgency..
Tyde I'm telling you now - That cunt is going to busto you like you won't believe.
And that is probably your best case scenario. Because I see her wised up to fuck hardened eyes. And if she is under the impression that you're worth more than you actually are.... then good fucking game...
Because her street buddies probably have some sort of plan in motion for you as we speak.
I would suggest the next time you're pounding that hot ass that you dig out a little bit of loose turd on the tip of your cock and smear your initials on each cheek of that ass... Then bust out a tale of woe how you busted your roll playing drunk the night before..
That is your only out here.
Same thing happened in south Georgia to a client of mine. He was staying at cheap hotel, working during the week. He was foreman and holding a few thousand dollars cash to pay the illegal workers. He found a whore and took her to his room. She saw the $. She fucked him and left and then came back w/ her pimp-boyfriend and another dude and beat him without mercy. When the cops got there the next day they presumed he was dead and started the crime scene work. While that was going on someone realized he was breathing. He's now retarded.
pretty decent post, ciroc drinking silly cunt. everyone probably including marty knows she is using him because she thinks he has money. i never figured she had a plan in motion like you speak of but it makes perfect sense. third world country shenaningans ftw.
You know if Tyde had simply said, "Hey here is this gal I am banging and I get it, she is leeching because I am paying for everything", then I would give props because under that scenario props are deserved. But to refer to basically a one night stand as a "girlfriend" just shows you just how delusional he is.
My guess is he will be loaning her money before long if it has not already happened.
I used to date 'hot' bar flys, and after the first week they are terrible and Jewdonk is going to find that out when he is out of his winnings.
Of course its a rolling in progress. Tyde actually thinks she likes him for his charming personality and 1989 jeep. I can see him boasting about being a Pro Poker player and she likely is dumb enough to believe it and that he is rich. She goes back to the barrio and discusses she is banging some rich American, and the plan is in motion. I can just see Tyde strapped to a chair one night with this bitch slapping him screaming "Where is the money!!!".
Let me tell you how delusional Jewdonk is. I offered to buy Tydepoker for $1,700 back in like 2010, yeah it was stupid but I actually thought I could make a few bucks off of it back in the day. Anyway, he said no fucking way, and his logic was he had just posted a PokerStars banner in the header and he was going to make all this affiliate money. Then a year later when he busted out of Vegas he offered the site for a mere $1,000, lol. This was AFTER is has been hacked. I was like bro you mad?
What a douche.
WTF is that on top of her lip? A fish hook?
Love has no age barriers you dumbasses. Of course Marty is tapping that ass. You trolls are just jealous. Those fags won't be invited to the wedding
you guys sure enjoy jumping to conclusions. Talking about all this banging that's going on. Let's see a picture of them together, if there is one
Marty playing this perfectly. Not only does he have a legit brag picture but if something ever happens to him pfa can provide her picture to authorities.
lolooool I go on a few dates with a smoking hot 21 year old and you faggots spin out of control
totally pathetic
I'm not getting married or 'rolled'
just taking out a nice girl
retards
Whoa, dude. You just referred to her as "your girl" which was positively stupid. Now 24 hours later she is just some neighbor that you are taking out on a few dates. Yep, she is 29 years younger than you and can barely speak English, you can barely speak Spanish. Fuck, this is a Love Story if I have ever seen it. Makes a lot of sense. When you are being whipped with a rubber club in a basement asking for your bank account, think about this thread. I can only imagine the jet setting bullshit you are spewing down there.