*** OFFICIAL *** 2022 Midterm Election Thread

The Nevada electoral shitshow continues.

The drop boxes had 56,900 ballots -- far short of the 100k Democrats had hoped to find.

There is also a batch of 27,000 mailed in ballots in Clark County which also haven't been opened -- so that makes about 84k Clark County votes remaining to be counted, and that definitely skews D.

There are another 57,000 in Washoe County (Reno area) which are also not counted yet. Those are more of a mystery, but very well might break evenish.

They have proceeded to count those 84k in Clark County, and are 1/6 done. The first 14k broke heavily for Cortez-Masto, to the tune of +35 points. This shaved Laxalt's lead down to 18k, from 23k.

If it continues at this pace, she will take a 7k lead, and whatever remains at Washoe is unlikely to make up the difference.

HOWEVER... it may not continue at this pace, especially if they were counting the mailed ballots first, and not the drop boxes. Overall, Cortez-Masto needs probably to win by high-20s in points in order to beat Laxalt (it's hard to say exact numbers, because some go to third party).

Joe Lombardo has a much safer 39k lead at the moment.

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/stat...16748615499776

A spokesman for Heaven quoted God saying "I don't know these people", "I've never spoken to them" and "I wish they would STOP using my name".

Everyone knows that God's chosen one is Donald J. Trump.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKH54DIAap8

Laxalt's goose is probably cooked.

About 1/3 of the Washoe votes were counted, and they broke heavily for Cortez-Masto, knocking off 5k of Laxalt's precious 21k lead in just 20,000 votes counted.

That's before they get to the Clark ones.

The only potential saving grace for Laxalt is more drops from rural areas.

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Laxalt's goose is probably cooked.

About 1/3 of the Washoe votes were counted, and they broke heavily for Cortez-Masto, knocking off 5k of Laxalt's precious 21k lead in just 20,000 votes counted.

That's before they get to the Clark ones.

The only potential saving grace for Laxalt is more drops from rural areas.

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Laxalt would have tooken this by at least 8, and possibly 10+ if he had just caged up that monster Micon when he had the chance

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boebert is 5000 votes behind with 15,000 votes left to be counted out of about 300,000.

its unlikely she fades that math but if i could find a line for her on predictit in the 5% or worse range, id fuck with it. weirder has happened.

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weirder is happening.

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shes up by 800 votes.

devidee: But did you bet it?


i couldnt find a line on predictit.

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devidee: But did you bet it?


i couldnt find a line on predictit.

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Due to Predictit's legal status being revoked by the CFTC, they couldn't offer new markets since August, and they hadn't posted any House races yet, sooooooo....

Laxalt not looking all that hot. Still some rural votes left to count, but probably not enough.

https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/s...41831297728512

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/stat...44541355294724

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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/stat...44541355294724

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Trump needs to go away, desantis is the way forward

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weirder is happening.

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shes up by 800 votes.

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worth noting; north denver is still being counted and my assumption is that AF is going to get some support out of there.

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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/stat...44541355294724

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Trump needs to go away, desantis is the way forward

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Have to imagine there are many independents like me who will go back to considering R once the fascist retard is neutralized.

I would vote for DeSantis versus any plausible dem at the moment.

2% of the population, over 50% of the political donations…





Democracy LULZ

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2% of the population, over 50% of the political donations…





Democracy LULZ

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:lol2

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So I am assuming the Democrats doing better than expected means the market is going to be very red tomorrow??

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you are literally our jim cramer.

It’s pretty clear that suburban women control our elections. The GOP’s message that “if you get impregnated by rape, we’re gonna force you to carry that baby to term, provide you with no social services to raise it, and then when your kid gets shot in the face at school, we’ll send you our thoughts and prayers,” does not resonate with them. Oh yeah, the fact that the leader of the party is a serial pussy grabber doesn’t help either.

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It’s pretty clear that suburban women control our elections. The GOP’s message that “if you get impregnated by rape, we’re gonna force you to carry that baby to term, provide you with no social services to raise it, and then when your kid gets shot in the face at school, we’ll send you our thoughts and prayers,” does not resonate with them. Oh yeah, the fact that the leader of the party is a serial pussy grabber doesn’t help either.

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This really is the unsolvable Republican riddle.

They will rue the day Roe overturned. They should be now but I’m still not sure they understand what just happened yet.

The MAGA conversation is a red herring.

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It’s pretty clear that suburban women control our elections. The GOP’s message that “if you get impregnated by rape, we’re gonna force you to carry that baby to term, provide you with no social services to raise it, and then when your kid gets shot in the face at school, we’ll send you our thoughts and prayers,” does not resonate with them. Oh yeah, the fact that the leader of the party is a serial pussy grabber doesn’t help either.

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Got raped? Get the abortion quick. If you wait 8 months then say "Hey, I was raped" its fuck you. You're going to have the kid. I can't fathom how ordinarily moral and intelligent people have no qualms killing a fully developed unborn child that's been in the womb for 9 months.

"ding dong the witch is dead
wicked witch
witch is dead
ding dong
the wicked witch is dead"

Goodbye Nancy Pelosi

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"ding dong the witch is dead
wicked witch
witch is dead
ding dong
the wicked witch is dead"

Goodbye Nancy Pelosi

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Hey meathead. What's with the Churchill socialism quote? Do you think the "socialism" targeted by Churchill seventy years ago
has any connection to you and your world. It's an insane reference coming from an American.
But you go ahead, spout off.

Here's one for you and it is relevant.

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
Winston Churchill

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"ding dong the witch is dead
wicked witch
witch is dead
ding dong
the wicked witch is dead"

Goodbye Nancy Pelosi

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Hey meathead. What's with the Churchill socialism quote? Do you think the "socialism" targeted by Churchill seventy years ago
has any connection to you and your world. It's an insane reference coming from an American.
But you go ahead, spout off.

Here's one for you and it is relevant.

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
Winston Churchill

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Hey, bonehead. Say hello to Fuhrer Trudeau for me.

"Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others that have been tried." Winston Churchill

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Hey meathead. What's with the Churchill socialism quote? Do you think the "socialism" targeted by Churchill seventy years ago
has any connection to you and your world. It's an insane reference coming from an American.
But you go ahead, spout off.

Here's one for you and it is relevant.

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
Winston Churchill

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Hey, limitles. Say hello to Fuhrer Trudeau for me.

"Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others that have been tried." Winston Churchill

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Moron. You can't even collect a quote properly. BTW don't address the point I brought up. You and Winston on page against socialism.
You are unaware.

Also, this midterm election component may have been a wise idea at some point.
Today it is just an extension of the catastrophe you endure every four years.

You're split. Even if your side pulls out a recount for a slim victory it will be short lived.

The energy wasted after just two years of the general debacle is compounded by the
fact many of those elected are historically, shallow, egotistical human beings who will
turn on you at the blink of an eye.

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It’s pretty clear that suburban women control our elections. The GOP’s message that “if you get impregnated by rape, we’re gonna force you to carry that baby to term, provide you with no social services to raise it, and then when your kid gets shot in the face at school, we’ll send you our thoughts and prayers,” does not resonate with them. Oh yeah, the fact that the leader of the party is a serial pussy grabber doesn’t help either.

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Got raped? Get the abortion quick. If you wait 8 months then say "Hey, I was raped" its fuck you. You're going to have the kid. I can't fathom how ordinarily moral and intelligent people have no qualms killing a fully developed unborn child that's been in the womb for 9 months.

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Mickey. Obviously you have never been in a relationship with a woman. Understandable, given your poverty and gayness. Let me help you out. When you are in an argument with a woman, the one thing you never, ever, ever do is dismiss her feelings, however irrational they are.

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Got raped? Get the abortion quick. If you wait 8 months then say "Hey, I was raped" its fuck you. You're going to have the kid. I can't fathom how ordinarily moral and intelligent people have no qualms killing a fully developed unborn child that's been in the womb for 9 months.

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Mickey. Obviously you have never been in a relationship with a woman. Understandable, given your poverty and gayness. Let me help you out. When you are in an argument with a woman, the one thing you never, ever, ever do is dismiss her feelings, however irrational they are.

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Not bragging but I've slept with more women than Carter has pills. Yes, I know, you've slept with more men than Carter has pills. But this conversation is about your support for the murder of babies.

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Hey, limitles. Say hello to Fuhrer Trudeau for me.

"Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others that have been tried." Winston Churchill

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Moron. You can't even collect a quote properly. BTW don't address the point I brought up. You and Winston on page against socialism.
You are unaware.

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Everyone knows that voters are dumb. That's how we got Biden. That's how you guys got Trudeau. Churchill understood that voters are dumb but was still 100% against socialism.

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Moron. You can't even collect a quote properly. BTW don't address the point I brought up. You and Winston on page against socialism.
You are unaware.

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Everyone knows that voters are dumb. That's how we got Biden. That's how you guys got Trudeau. Churchill understood that voters are dumb but was still 100% against socialism.

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There is no shortage of dumb anywhere. Given time the majority has it's way. Interestingly, elected Republicans have only now turned on Donald Trump. Why? Because the electorate has decided against anymore foolishness. The rats, your representatives, are leaving the ship but no credit to them. If they don't turn they too will be swept away. We can't expect more from used car salesmen.

The masses are not fooled long term. Yes, the public can be swayed on promises but those promises are not forgotten.

Any re-elected political leader is doing something right because the majority says so.

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Everyone knows that voters are dumb. That's how we got Biden. That's how you guys got Trudeau. Churchill understood that voters are dumb but was still 100% against socialism.

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There is no shortage of dumb anywhere. Given time the majority has it's way. Interestingly, elected Republicans have only now turned on Donald Trump. Why? Because the electorate has decided against anymore foolishness. The rats, your representatives, are leaving the ship but no credit to them. If they don't turn they too will be swept away. We can't expect more from used car salesmen.

The masses are not fooled long term. Yes, the public can be swayed on promises but those promises are not forgotten.

Any re-elected political leader is doing something right because the majority says so.

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Also. Neither Trump nor Biden are a product of an ignorant electorate. They are the product of capitalist society in which money plays a central role. There are many people spending many dollars in support of friendly candidates.

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Mickey. Obviously you have never been in a relationship with a woman. Understandable, given your poverty and gayness. Let me help you out. When you are in an argument with a woman, the one thing you never, ever, ever do is dismiss her feelings, however irrational they are.

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Not bragging but I've slept with more women than Carter has pills. Yes, I know, you've slept with more men than Carter has pills. But this conversation is about your support for the murder of babies.

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I sure that you can get several of those toothless methheads that live near your abandoned van by the side of the river to blow you for $20, but that’s not a relationship.

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Mickey. Obviously you have never been in a relationship with a woman. Understandable, given your poverty and gayness. Let me help you out. When you are in an argument with a woman, the one thing you never, ever, ever do is dismiss her feelings, however irrational they are.

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Not bragging but I've slept with more women than Carter has pills. Yes, I know, you've slept with more men than Carter has pills. But this conversation is about your support for the murder of babies.

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Nothing turns women on more than Motel 6 rooms and power chairs.

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Not bragging but I've slept with more women than Carter has pills. Yes, I know, you've slept with more men than Carter has pills. But this conversation is about your support for the murder of babies.

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Nothing turns women on more than Motel 6 rooms and power chairs.

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EVER PLAN ON COMING UP WITH SOMEHITNG NEW? YOU ARE THE KING OF UNFUNNY. JESUS CHRIST SO FUCKING CRINGE.

Oh Yeah, because people that get a lot of women, this is exactly how they talk.
Mickeycrimm was the guy in HS w/the GF in Canada.

The biggest joke in politics is that the GOP cares about fetuses. (not babies asshole, that is murder, and no the dems aren't in this for late term abortion, you get your news from liars, misogynistic liars.)

Somehow its funny to lie to people about giving them a good job, trick them into going to MA, and then abandon people in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night W/CHILDREN.
but they care about fetuses'? Give me a break,

Or the 2nd or 4th biggest joke, 'Tough on Crime' 'back the blue'
The GOP tells so many lies it is hard to keep them in order.

Show some pictures of these "women". I want see this.

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Mickey. Obviously you have never been in a relationship with a woman. Understandable, given your poverty and gayness. Let me help you out. When you are in an argument with a woman, the one thing you never, ever, ever do is dismiss her feelings, however irrational they are.

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Not bragging but I've slept with more women than Carter has pills. Yes, I know, you've slept with more men than Carter has pills. But this conversation is about your support for the murder of babies.

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WTF?
Oh yeah, cuz no one is more of an authority on what is funny or not, than DJ Chaps.
Like it is really hard to get through a post of his w/out bursting into laughter.

MC Clown would fit better.

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Nothing turns women on more than Motel 6 rooms and power chairs.

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EVER PLAN ON COMING UP WITH SOMEHITNG NEW? YOU ARE THE KING OF UNFUNNY. JESUS CHRIST SO FUCKING CRINGE.

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Nothing turns women on more than Motel 6 rooms and power chairs.

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EVER PLAN ON COMING UP WITH SOMEHITNG NEW? YOU ARE THE KING OF UNFUNNY. JESUS CHRIST SO FUCKING CRINGE.

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You used to be fun when it was still cute that you were a poor stoner with his hands out.

Less so every year with nothing changing in your life and the bitterness that comes with poverty and aimlessness taking its toll. Hope you can at least keep the heat on this winter.

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EVER PLAN ON COMING UP WITH SOMEHITNG NEW? YOU ARE THE KING OF UNFUNNY. JESUS CHRIST SO FUCKING CRINGE.

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You used to be fun when it was still cute that you were a poor stoner with his hands out.

Less so every year with nothing changing in your life and the bitterness that comes with poverty and aimlessness taking its toll. Hope you can at least keep the heat on this winter.

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BAHAHAHA SICK TILT, GREAT JOB PROVING MY POINT BY USING DECADE OLD MATERIAL ON ME NOW. AT LEAST THIS GOT A GENUINE CHUCKLE FROM ME SINCE ITS NOT AN OVERUSED JOKE ANYMORE, MOSTLY DUE TO IT NOT BEING THE CASE ANY LONGER. HUMOR STICKS BETTER WHEN THEIR IS TRUTH IN THE THREADING.



ALSO, GENUINE LMGDMFAO AT SIMPYG_215 CHIMING IN ON THE TOPIC OF HUMOUR. HUMOUR IS LIKE CRYPTONITE TO THIS NEW BREED OF HARD LEFT RETARDS.

SIMPYG SO FUCKING DUMB, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH THIS IDIOT HOW TO QUOTE AND REPLY TO A POST?

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Not bragging but I've slept with more women than Carter has pills. Yes, I know, you've slept with more men than Carter has pills. But this conversation is about your support for the murder of babies.

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Nothing turns women on more than Motel 6 rooms and power chairs.

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Which guy is turning your wife on this week, the milkman, the handyman, the mailman? When does your turn come up, cuck?

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Oh Yeah, because people that get a lot of women, this is exactly how they talk.
Mickeycrimm was the guy in HS w/the GF in Canada.

The biggest joke in politics is that the GOP cares about fetuses. (not babies asshole, that is murder, and no the dems aren't in this for late term abortion, you get your news from liars, misogynistic liars.)

Somehow its funny to lie to people about giving them a good job, trick them into going to MA, and then abandon people in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night W/CHILDREN.
but they care about fetuses'? Give me a break,

Or the 2nd or 4th biggest joke, 'Tough on Crime' 'back the blue'
The GOP tells so many lies it is hard to keep them in order.

Show some pictures of these "women". I want see this.

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Not bragging but I've slept with more women than Carter has pills. Yes, I know, you've slept with more men than Carter has pills. But this conversation is about your support for the murder of babies.

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The heart beat begins at about 6 weeks, killer. When a late term baby is aborted they sell the body parts to laboratories.

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The heart beat begins at about 6 weeks, killer. When a late term baby is aborted they sell the body parts to laboratories.

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That is the exact rhetoric that drives women to vote Democratic. Please keep it up.