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garrett, your balls are showing
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garrett: best of 5
garrett: pot limit omaha
Me: pfft fuck no
Me: we're playing hold em bitch
garrett: i play mixed games
garrett: you dfont even know
garrett: i have 0 wsop scores
garrett: but i play pretty big mixed games
Me: nope you're the next level nlhe player, we're play nlhe
escrow and lets get the hu going
He's too busy trying to convince me in instant messenger that he's a "high stakes mixed game player like nobody knows".Quote:
Originally Posted by adamantium
First high stakes player I've met that needs to beg for a stake and coupon his way across the country to Vegas.
Someone alert Gerrett's 'cock protector', Lord Pockles, that he is under fire again.
Really wish we could just get this going. The constant IM's about the one time he slept on Alex Rocha's couch are starting to get boring.
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garrett: best of 5
garrett: pot limit omaha
Me: pfft fuck no
Me: we're playing hold em bitch
garrett: i play mixed games
garrett: you dfont even know
garrett: i have 0 wsop scores
garrett: but i play pretty big mixed games
Me: nope you're the next level nlhe player, we're play nlhe
garrett: at Borgata
garrett: lol lets play pot limit omaha
Me: nope
garrett: lol
garrett: kep in mind
garrett: i like you
Me: keep in mind i'm not an omaha player
garrett: its just forum life bullshit
Me: i've provided and commented on nlhe hands because i'm a nlhe player
garrett: o get it, but man
garrett: LOL
Me: yeah i get it you play high stakes mixed games
garrett: No one on this nothign site even realizes
Me: that's why you have to beg for a 1k backing and coupon your way to vegas
garrett: I can play 10 game mix
garrett: my best game is 7 stud hi lo
garrett: 7 stud hi lo
garrett: with 3 window carsd
garrett: im so much better then these trolls
garrett: but i want to be a donk
garrett: i want you to think i suck
garrett: im no good
garrett: im broke
garrett: i cant even make it to vegas...
garrett: and ten when i do,,,, THEN WHAT
Me: all for 60 bucks haha
garrett: #WorldCLass
Me: dude you have severe mental issues
garrett: lol 60 bucks
garrett: the money is nomal to me
garrett: i only put a dolal ron the game bc you wouldnt play your best, if we were toplay for free
garrett: so no offense
garrett: Ill fucking run you over
garrett: easily
Me: lol dude i almost went and just offered up my 60 against nothing of yours
garrett: LOL you dont get it yet
Me: apparently
Me: 10th level thinking check raising 1/4 of your stack semi bluffing with a hand that's 65% to win
garrett: I ai dont care I will play the same game always
garrett: I will play my best
Me: to get marginal hands to fold
garrett: it wasnt 65%
garrett: it was way more
Me: gotta make sure those pocket 2's don't continue
garrett: maybe not way more
garrett: but 65% is good
Me: you were 65% against his range you idiot
Me: or did you not bother to read the math that i did for your thread to defend you
garrett: listen
garrett: i have been playing poker since 2008
Me: before i realized i was defending an idiot that doesn't understand how bets work
garrett: Atlantic City
garrett: My home
garrett: Atlantic City
garrett: #world Clas
garrett: its true
garrett: many players at the Borgata
garrett: BORGATA
garrett: BEST IN THE WROLD
Me: dude all the good players are at the parx casino
Me: not atlantic city lol
garrett: lol thats Matt Glatnz
Me: no it's not just matt glantz
garrett: Matt Glantx tryign to get the Borgata REGS
garrett: to the Parx
garrett: YES IT IS
Me: no it really isn't
garrett: Regs do play Parx
garrett: im not dawgin Parx
garrett: but the PArx, does piggy back Borgata
garrett: via Matt Glantx
garrett: listen dude im so hooked into the poker world
garrett: iwish you al knew
garrett: its true
Me: there's about 30 dudes with over 500k tournament winnings that play at the parx on the reg
garrett: Alex rocha
garrett: nyc_bullets (pokerstars) is my best poker confidant
garrett: Alex used to sleep on my couch
garrett: I DONT tell anyone about our fredinship, let alone on PFA
garrett: I have honestly high level people i talk strategy with
garrett: and I DONT share it on dont forum TARD PFA
garrett: WELCOME TO MY WORLD
Me: uh huh
Me: grats you know a guy that grinds mid stakes tournaments with medium success and an roi of about 5%
garrett: what go ask him
garrett: I knew alex before he was even 20
garrett: I was at Rutgers and he was playing like $2 games on poekrstars
garrett: hes an hoenst freind
garrett: but you never talk abtou HONEST friends in PUBLIC FORUMS
garrett: so thats who i learn with
garrett: yeah, and hes world class
garrett: I have access to people, players YOU HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT
garrett: I know Phil Ivey
garrett: JERSEY
garrett: ATLANTIC CITY
Me: i'm so scared
garrett: you donks on fucking PFA think you really are good, PFFFT
garrett: you shouldnt be scared, you shoudl want to beat me
garrett: beat me
Me: did phil ivey teach you to min check raise 1/4 of your stack semi bluff with a hand that's 65% to win
Me: to get marginal hands to fold
garrett: No I never learned with phil
garrett: I met him
garrett: a few times
Me: what a surprise
garrett: its just another guy from jersey
Me: man you should 1v1 me in hockey for rollz because i totally met lemieux like 20 times
garrett: I learned how to marginal value situational hand sliek that on my own
garrett: and we do talk strategy
Me: and a kid who i went to his birthday party and i talk to hockey about all the time is a pretty big hockey coach
garrett: not collectively but the New Jersey players do have a bond
garrett: and none of you all know it
Me: i can tell that you learned it on your own
garrett: Tom Dwann/Ivey..
garrett: All new Jersey
garrett: JERSEY
Me: oh no the poker mafia
Me: i'm scared
Me: just escrow the fucking money and lets go dude
garrett: Why can you say i learned it on my own
garrett: its just a way to liek think marginal value bluff, when your calling anyway
Me: i really could care less about you, your history of domestic abuse, and your failure to understand the basics of betting
garrett: so its nto really a bluff, its liek your bluff calling always
garrett: so if you can bluff like ~i dont know 25% of time
garrett: but call 100% of time, and they fold 25% of...
garrett: im shooting from the hip i sghould prob think abotu this more, but its instinct
garrett: PUINK ASS BITCH
garrett: JERSEY
garrett: NEW JERSEY
So what is your reasoning. Share it with us.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpookygookI'm confident in a lot of things too, you being +ev is not one of them. There are better odds you assault someone at dinner break than make the moneyQuote:
Originally Posted by garrett
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Originally Posted by garrettSo what is your reasoning. Share it with us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spookygook
your atrocious play should be at the top of that list.
Hey guys what's going on in this thre—
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Originally Posted by anonamooseHe's too busy trying to convince me in instant messenger that he's a "high stakes mixed game player like nobody knows".Quote:
Originally Posted by adamantium
First high stakes player I've met that needs to beg for a stake and coupon his way across the country to Vegas.
You are just showing your balls all over this thread. Do you know the rate of busto out here? Some of the best players in the world are doing exactly that. Only difference is people say yes.
As usual if you need a specific tourney structure or cash table setting up, let me know. But do it quick as I'm only around for the next hour or so.
I want to play pot limit Omaha.
Anonymoose only will play NLHE. If he will play PLO I will send right now.
Should be fine. Just make sure he has at least 10k play chips to buy into the sng's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Belly Buster
Doubt this is happening anyway. Think he might be drunk or on meth or both and passed out.
Pot Limit Omaha Superstar.Quote:
Originally Posted by anonamooseShould be fine. Just make sure he has at least 10k play chips to buy into the sng's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Belly Buster
Doubt this is happening anyway. Think he might be drunk or on meth or both and passed out.
Deal?
You both have over 20k.Quote:
Originally Posted by anonamooseShould be fine. Just make sure he has at least 10k play chips to buy into the sng's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Belly Buster
Doubt this is happening anyway. Think he might be drunk or on meth or both and passed out.
Can we talk about how as evidence of garrett's incompetence stacks up, he insists on playing more and more high variance games?
What part of not playing omaha don't you understand?Quote:
Originally Posted by garrettPot Limit Omaha Superstar.Quote:
Originally Posted by anonamoose
Deal?
Here's the deal. You have until 7pm est to have Druff confirm you shipped. We're playing best of 5 NLHE. If I see nothing by then go ahead and ship my 60 to the next freeroll. 10 of it to be a bounty on lewfather. Garrett doesn't qualify for either part of the 60 (the bounty and the prize).
No mixed games on the site - hold'em and omaha is all I've got kiddo.