Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

Trying to bring some levity to the last couple of days and all the craziness this time of year brings...

Here's a hilarious clip from Slot Degen Brettski where he donks off all his money trying to buy dinner for him and his chums.

Reminds me of when Squirtstopher used to do Roulette spins for 50 cents - $50 and proclaim "Winner Winner, Shrimp for Dinner!!!" Only to lose and give the Cock Sucker laugh, then get mad and cut tape before we witness him losing his ass!

At least Brettski is man enough to show the whole video and not edit out the losses, unlike pussies like Chrissy and D Sucky!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anc98oGB3Tw

#IceChipsSoupForDinner

Also, Mush Mouth Malone is broke and desperate for YT views. So he's doing Live Stream Q & A and "Waaaaah for me videos" about imaginary 300k life time losses ala Chrissy lying about losing 500k... then over 1 Million and back to 500k with his Stacy in the Shitter stories!

When Bubs becomes an NHL great and they do his backstory, I'm sure the part about escaping the clutches of his degenerate, scamming, gay porn star father will be riveting.

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When Bubs becomes an NHL great and they do his backstory, I'm sure the part about escaping the clutches of his degenerate, scamming, gay porn star father will be riveting.

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Obviously this is an oooook to English translation since we know Bubs still wont be speaking well by then but

"The only toys I had growing up where the ones my mother's parents got me, and a plastic bag. The idiot rotting in jail, that impregnanted my mother often said he'd cut holes in my pockets if I needed something to play with."

Or do we assume Chrissy will be dead in about 15 years time, rather than jail?

This is not Chrissy related but nonetheless, it is a good video from Casino Quest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-0Tdadpweg

I’ve never paid much attention to Charlie Kirk, and it’s a real tragedy what happened to him…regardless of whether you like him or not. But with all of the videos that are now showing up I’ve seen an element of his that is relevant to Chrissy…the whole “College is a scam” concept. The two however play that concept differently. Chrissy tries to say that college is a scam because you just wind up with a JOB and you’ll be dead broke the rest of your life with nothing to show for the degree. Kirk at least qualifies his opinion by saying that college is a scam dependent upon what you study there and whether what you wind up doing actually requires that you have a degree (and the number of jobs that require this is certainly dropping over time).

Kirk states that if you study medicine, technology, law, or political science (as examples) then college is good for you. Whereas if you study things like sociology or liberal arts or you’re not going to get anywhere. He also notes that a lot of college students are in majors that can already be replaced easily by AI…not sure that makes college a scam or more of something that just hasn’t adjusted to what the human workforce space needs Either way, the whole experience of being in college regardless of your major can’t be ignored…especially if you go away for it.

Kirk also isn’t trying to tell you that having a job is bad. All he’s saying is that a much higher number of jobs no longer require you to have a degree. So if you’re going to wind up in any of those fields then college isn’t doing anything for you (and you can still learn by doing online courses at a much lower cost or even for free).

Funny thing is that most of Kirk’s touring appearances appear to take place on college campuses. How dumb is that? This guy was laterally trying to cause colleges to lose business yet they all didn’t seem to mind him doing rallies on their grounds. Not very smart for the bottom line.

I hope Chrissy didn't Marty bet on the current Met's Losing Streak, which is currently at 6 Games Folks!!!

So if Chrissy ALWAYS bets $25,000 on the 1st game of a series and even Mitchellgales those bets to cover the Vig, that means 6 losses of 1) 25K, 2) 50-70k, 3) 150k-175k 4) 300k-350k 5) 700k-750k 6) 1.5 Mil - $1.7 mil ....


But surely he can just reach into his Underwear drawer and fish out enough for that 7th Mitchy Gale Bet of OVER 3 million dollars... right folks???




Or maybe he can call his good buddy Fam and make dat Colt Life Cash back by being an Investor during Fam's current hit and run Vegas Trip... Okaaaaay???

Morning Folks

Any news 🗞️ on when Chrissy will have to start digging potatoes 🥔 for his Medicaid?

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Morning Folks

Any news ��️ on when Chrissy will have to start digging potatoes �� for his Medicaid?

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The Ravens are -800 today in their game against the Mitchell's Home town, Cleveland Browns, wonder if Chrissy is going to be "smart" again and bet 10K on those odds to win $1250???

After all, only smart people bet on odds like that and show the profit they won afterwards... oh wait!



Also, LOL at the METS going on an 8 game Losing streak since Squirtstopher touted them.

The Curse of the Billy Goat lives on!

Fooks, I just bet made $74,000 on the Canelo Vs Crawford fight folks!

I just couldn’t post my ticket because jealous, dead broke haters would’ve copied me and made this Colt Life Cash like me!



See that folks, I prove that I bet big one time, that means every time I post on Fakebook about bets it means those are absolutely, one hundred percent true folks! Honest, God’s honest truth!!!

With the Mets ending their 8 game losing streak, I am shocked the Bloat hasn't revealed his life changing, super duper elite Masturbator Mind 9th Mitch Gale winning bet slip???

Almost as if he NEVER bet on anything all year and was lying the Entire Time??? Whoulda Thought???



Speaking of Thoughts, I wonder what Squirtstopher thinks about the Panthers chance of pulling off a 3-Peat as Cup Champs???

After all, the little Masturbating Moron proclaimed "Hurr Hurr Panthers are DONE, you just don't wanna accept it!!?!" Only 4 short months ago... Let That Sink in!

https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/2025/09...rs-three-peat/


#DodgersAbsolutelySuck100K

Good news Folks! The Mets have broken their Massive 8 Game Losing Streak and currently on an incredible, Amazing, Life Changing WINNING STREAK!!!




Of 2 games!

I'm sure Chrissy had Big Money on those games and conveniently didn't bet any of the 8 prior losses, otherwise he'd be One Broke Masturbating Midget!!!

Speaking of Big Money, Mitch Marner is going to make some Big Bucks for Chrissy's Favorite/Not Favorite Team the Golden Knights...

That won't leave much money for NVB when he's going to be drafted into the NHL???

Maybe NVB can plaster his Hockey picture on the side of his Leased vehicle that he needs his Grandpa to co-sign for and drive around NHL arenas trying to get signed by a team in need of a short, skinny legged player? Assuming old Bob Foster is still around in 15 years aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand NVB passes his Driver's License Exam!



#BROKE LIFE BABY!

I'm sad that it seems he's already gone again. I really wanted to watch his downfall. The way he said "If the mets lose...Heaven forbid man... Heaven forbid." made it sound like he actually had a large percentage of his probably shrunken net worth on the bet. That's how you know he's a Professional Gambler btw, placing most of his money on one hailmary and turning to religion to beg God for a win.

Uh, Oh Chrissy stopped going to Valvoline and Cadillac of Las Vegas West and instead uses Jiffy Lube for his Servicing!!!

He must have saw the word LUBE on the store front sign and ran in hoping for a Different kind of SERVICING, HAHAHA!!!!



Mr. Foster sure won't be happy his latest Co-Signed car is already Over 13,000 Miles in less than a Year of signing for the LOAN on the car!!!

Why is Chrissy driving so much? I thought NVB was going to make him a Billionaire and he only needs to drive the little ookster to 702 Hockey TRink???

Or is that another... COMPLETE LIE?!?!

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I'm sad that it seems he's already gone again. I really wanted to watch his downfall. The way he said "If the mets lose...Heaven forbid man... Heaven forbid." made it sound like he actually had a large percentage of his probably shrunken net worth on the bet. That's how you know he's a Professional Gambler btw, placing most of his money on one hailmary and turning to religion to beg God for a win.

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Its all good, win or lose, professional gamblers never show emotion, just like chrissy never did gay porn, and NVB has a future in the NHL.

he took down his goatlifecash dot com link from his instagram homepage... anything been going on, on his Fakebook page??

Maybe BOL terminated his affiliate deal.

That would be awesome if true.

I don't know their terms, but perhaps they terminate you if you fail to bring them enough new clientele.

They might terminate people who recruit a few guys, go dark, and expect residual 35% to flow in for the rest of their life, as long as these dudes keep playing. That's not really within the spirit of the affiliate deal, and I could see BOL knocking him the fuck out if he wasn't bringing in new business.

We will see soon enough if he provides any new link to BOL, or if that's gone forever. I assumed that was the main source of income, so if that's been terminated, Mr. Foster is gonna have a new monthly expense.

Unfortunately no.

The goat life page is still there with a link to the BOL page.

And a link to his new Facebook page, complete with 16 friends.

https://changeyourlifevlog.thrivecart.com/innercircle/

I am very disappointed in Brettski.
He had to take Chrissy's advice and play No Bust Baccy!

I can see The Bloat contacting Brettski and asking him for his cut, since he gave him the system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcvkBaa6Grg

Quick notes:

The person in the above video does not play Total Retard Chrissy style.
That is, he does double on 11s and 10s, and does on 9s when he thinks it makes sense.

The person also _tips_ the dealer, which as we know, Chrissy also does not do because Chrissy cant afford it with his ultra -EV strategies.

The Blaaaaacky action stops at 7:17 and he goes to play slots afterwards.

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Quick notes:

The person in the above video does not play Total Retard Chrissy style.
That is, he does double on 11s and 10s, and does on 9s when he thinks it makes sense.

The person also _tips_ the dealer, which as we know, Chrissy also does not do because Chrissy cant afford it with his ultra -EV strategies.

The Blaaaaacky action stops at 7:17 and he goes to play slots afterwards.

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The fact that he went all the way to Jamul (which is in the middle of nowhere in the direction of San Diego) makes me believe he had some kind of promotion or house money to play there.

It is hilarious that anyone even thinks they need to test the no-bust strategy since you can do it nowadays using online simulators and see how awful it turns out.

Was this Brettski or Chrissy-ski... that did this???

https://www.reddit.com/r/gambling/co...utes_with_100/


"Hurr hurr Folks, I walked into the casino, put in $100, Bet $2 and in 5 minutes I won... $17,777.77 folks!! God's Honest Truth, in fact I do this EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!"

Except the past 729 days prior to Chrissy's last slot "win"...



COLT LIFE BABY!

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Quick notes:

The person in the above video does not play Total Retard Chrissy style.
That is, he does double on 11s and 10s, and does on 9s when he thinks it makes sense.

The person also _tips_ the dealer, which as we know, Chrissy also does not do because Chrissy cant afford it with his ultra -EV strategies.

The Blaaaaacky action stops at 7:17 and he goes to play slots afterwards.

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The fact that he went all the way to Jamul (which is in the middle of nowhere in the direction of San Diego) makes me believe he had some kind of promotion or house money to play there.

It is hilarious that anyone even thinks they need to test the no-bust strategy since you can do it nowadays using online simulators and see how awful it turns out.

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I'm sure either Chrissy said (or probably would say) that online simulators either cheat or dont listen when he prays for the card he needs, so you must play real Blaaaaacky to know the strtaegies work.

Ever wonder what current day Drew would look like with Hair??

Yea, neither does anyone else!

But here’s Drew channeling his inner Mensch and rocking a Jew Fro!



He looks sort of like a cross between SBF and an Albino Gorilla!

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he took down his goatlifecash dot com link from his instagram homepage... anything been going on, on his Fakebook page??

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He also just took the ColtGoatLifeCash link off his fb page as well!

Did Squirtstopher finally lose his precious affiliate money???

There’s now this SportsBettingPays.com link, which I don’t believe is a real thing and I’m not trying to click it in case it’s a Grabify link in disguise!



#Broke Life Baby!

He needs to put up a different banner pic.

Stacy looks 60 in that picture.

It's been a long time since I've seen a woman with such looks variance in pictures as Stacy Mitchell. It's probably related to the angle, lighting, and amount of makeup worn.

I wonder if people see her with Bubs and believe she's the grandma. She definitely does NOT look like someone who would be the mom of a young child.

At least Chrissy probably doesn't care if she looks 60, because he doesn't like girls anyway.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

He needs to put up a different banner pic.

Stacy looks 60 in that picture.

It's been a long time since I've seen a woman with such looks variance in pictures as Stacy Mitchell. It's probably related to the angle, lighting, and amount of makeup worn.

I wonder if people see her with Bubs and believe she's the grandma. She definitely does NOT look like someone who would be the mom of a young child.

At least Chrissy probably doesn't care if she looks 60, because he doesn't like girls anyway.

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She definitely looks older that 50, but:



DM me Stacy!

Jayjami, you sure bout that Bro?

Here are some shots of Stace Face without Makeup...

Literally wearing the same Bandana and Hairstyle cuz Chrissy couldn't afford to pay for her Spa treatment that month! LOL!!!




Annnnnnd Here's a Sneak Preview of her Birthday, Only CHUBSTOPHER will be putting the birthday cake in his mouth, among other large cock shaped things he's stuffed in his fat face!!

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

He needs to put up a different banner pic.

Stacy looks 60 in that picture.

It's been a long time since I've seen a woman with such looks variance in pictures as Stacy Mitchell. It's probably related to the angle, lighting, and amount of makeup worn.

I wonder if people see her with Bubs and believe she's the grandma. She definitely does NOT look like someone who would be the mom of a young child.

At least Chrissy probably doesn't care if she looks 60, because he doesn't like girls anyway.

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She definitely looks older that 50, but:



DM me Stacy!

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She must be gaggggging for a real man after years of disappointment with Kyle.

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Jayjami, you sure bout that Bro?

Here are some shots of Stace Face without Makeup...

Literally wearing the same Bandana and Hairstyle cuz Chrissy couldn't afford to pay for her Spa treatment that month! LOL!!!

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I'd get a suite at Vdara, send her down to the spa and have her washed up real good to get the Chrissy smell off her, then dinner, sex, a little Viagra and another pop before I send her home to pay the babysitter. You know, treat her like a real woman.

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Jayjami, you sure bout that Bro?

Here are some shots of Stace Face without Makeup...

Literally wearing the same Bandana and Hairstyle cuz Chrissy couldn't afford to pay for her Spa treatment that month! LOL!!!

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I'd get a suite at Vdara, send her down to the spa and have her washed up real good to get the Chrissy smell off her, then dinner, sex, a little Viagra and another pop before I send her home to pay the babysitter. You know, treat her like a real woman.

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I'm curious to Mr Horney's counter offer, his accent must be an asset.

And since it might have been missed: Charlie Sheen said he had gay sex while on crack, wonder if he met ol Chrissy during any of their mutual adventures.

At first when people were making fun of Stacy here, I felt a bit bad for her, because I wondered if she was being tricked by Chrissy as well, and was just really gullible.

However, once those masturrmind videos came out, featuring Stacy fully engaged in selling the scam, it was clear that she decided years ago to embrace the Chrissy Fraud Life, and is definitely fair game.

If you are a knowing accomplice of a scammer, you deserve all the mocking people will heap upon you.

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And since it might have been missed: Charlie Sheen said he had gay sex while on crack, wonder if he met ol Chrissy during any of their mutual adventures.

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Allegedly, it was with the late Corey Haim during their 80's heyday! But these allegations are made by OTHER Corey, who is trying to save his fledgling career by Cosplaying as a bad 90's Michael Jackson ripoff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7iaImq7pZg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgvEIoaGp9U

So much down this rabbit hole, if you have the time watch all the YT vids connected with this hilarious saga!

I sure hope Chrissy didn't have the Reds and Yankees in his Patented Fool Proof Spiral Notebook Winning Sports Picks for 2025!

I was actually able to get an excerpt from the book and pasted it here for you Fine Folks to Gawk at!

Enjoy!!!



# FRAUD LIFE BABY!!

Showing off his front row seats at a preseason hockey game tonight. The thrivecart site now has an all new story where he says that “not long ago” he was an Uber driver and it was sports betting that made him rich. Same scam strategy…different angle. Now he’s only lived in 10 states. Claims he sold everything he owns at pawn shops while he was poor.

Folks, I took my GOAT LIFE CASH and attended the aforementioned Dodgers playoff game tonight.

I went with my son, who asked me, "Dad, why don't we ever sit in the front row?"

I answered, "I don't like the front row of the Loge level because the legroom is lousy. I am 6'2, so that's a problem for me. If I were a 5'5" midget with a gay porn background, maybe things would be different."

He then responded, "Okay, yes, Christopher Mitchell is short, but he still always sits in the front row. He says that's where the rich people sit. Does this mean we aren't rich?"

I explained, "Folks, Christopher Mitchell sits in the front row of the cheap outfield seats, which is the baseball equivalent to having the most expensive thing on the menu at McDonald's. Actual rich people select a seat they like, and they buy it. They don't worry about how others will perceive their seat selection, or what status it brings them." I then looked him straight in the eye and bellowed, "YOU'VE GOT TO RETRAIN YOUR BRAIN!"

LOL, I chuckled at this part he recently added.

Basically, Drawing Attention to the fact he Is a Scammer and Snake Oil Salesman, and a Shitty One at that too!

Good Job Chrissy, add doubt into people's minds and try to ease that doubt with your lame IG and FB accounts that have like 1 post a month and many that people can't even see, hahahaha!!




Gee, I wonder why anyone would think THIS guy is a Cheesy, Snake Oil Salesman???







COLT LIFE BABY!

Pusstopher has brought back the FB page... for now until the little Pussy hides it again!

Some nonsense Musical post about Bool Sheeit and trashy rap music from the Whitest White Boy of all time!



Looks like he bought the URL SportsBettingPays . COM which re-directs to the BOL link, hahaha what a desperate LOSER!!!

So Chrissy goes back to what he knows best…..no not Sports Betting….the classic Circle Jerk!

He’s stuck at 16 chums on FB, who presumably are vetted by him and at least a few may truly be suckers still giving him money. And they are seeing the link to his shitty site. Said shitty site that he asks you to follow him on FB to see how “legitimate” he is.

So how the hell does he expect to get anyone new to find the site unless he’s advertising in places we don’t know about. But it’s obviously not working unless we see an increase from the 16. Classic Chrissy Circle Jerk, just like the Good “old Colt days.

By the way, no proof he flew to Chicago, just him in a shitty knockoff Cubs Jersey and more shitty rap music. Low effort by the clown.

Also note he went through GoDaddy to register the site on September 23rd.

Note sure of GoDaddy’s policy on links to illegal offshore sites but there is a place to report abuse. I doubt they care but might be worth a shot.