Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

1: What casinos does chrissy play in ?
2: Where does he live or has lived ?
3: What is his full name, i know he used to call himself kyle prescott so i'm guessing that was his gay porn stage name.
4: What are all the names of his victims ?
5: What are all his social pages either deleted or live ?


I'm going to send an email to all the casinos he plays in and all the online casinos he's affiliated with or plays on saying "you have a scammer walking around your casino looking for victims, here's the proof"

I know his website so i'm going to look into where it's hosted and email them also.

I got this https://who.is/whois/goatlifecash.com and this https://who.is/whois/goatlifebaby.com



Be precise please, i'm actually going to do this.

This is a partial post by Chrissy, written to Stacy (I think). Either Chrissy is high as a kite or this account has been hacked. The grammar is so bad, that it sounds like a Nigerian Prince wrote it. "Bae I love you and I’m glad you I’m my life we came along ways from this and we still together rock solid keep building love you".

When has Chrissy ever called Stacy, Bae? I’m glad you I’m my life, really sounds strange.

I interpeted his post as him trying to calm Stacy down. Chrissy could have written, don't worry Stacy, I have gotten us out of messes worse than this one. Stacy is probably frantic thinking that they are going to have to pack up like gypsies and leave Las Vegas in the middle of the night.

It is only a matter of time before someone on PFA tracks his down with his new Facebook or You Tube account.

https://www.facebook.com/search/top?...%20goat%20life

It appears that Cheetos found out that Chrissy's Facebook Page was terminated. Checkout the post Cheetos left on his fake Christopher Mitchell FB Page.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61564268512211

Guess the #1 Sports Bettor forgot to place his Imaginary Bets on the NFL playoffs last night. Meanwhile, I was able to clean up on the Eagles whereas the Masturbating Midget is still afraid to bet on Philly since LOSING his ass last year and having to run to a casino at Midnight so he "wouldn't go to bed a Loser!" Too bad he'll ALWAYS wake up one!



Here's what a REAL Millionaire in a Cheap, oversized suit looks like! Maybe Chrissy can get those Chia Hair Plugs back and make some Dreads like old Mizark did long ago, hahaha!

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Originally Posted by joe croupier

1: What casinos does chrissy play in ?
2: Where does he live or has lived ?
3: What is his full name, i know he used to call himself kyle prescott so i'm guessing that was his gay porn stage name.
4: What are all the names of his victims ?
5: What are all his social pages either deleted or live ?


I'm going to send an email to all the casinos he plays in and all the online casinos he's affiliated with or plays on saying "you have a scammer walking around your casino looking for victims, here's the proof"

I know his website so i'm going to look into where it's hosted and email them also.

I got this https://who.is/whois/goatlifecash.com and this https://who.is/whois/goatlifebaby.com



Be precise please, i'm actually going to do this.

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Of course you are. He’s one of your fellow scamming competitors.

How come Squirtstopher hasn't made another "HUrr Durr the NFL is Rigged Folks!??! I'm going to the Superbowl and spent $155,555.55 on my Single game ticket folks! But I can't show it or somehow Lee will find me, despite living in another state 1000 miles away!?!?"



Guess the little Masturbator is truly broke after all and Lee getting his FB page terminated Broke him for good!

must be working a J.O.B. he would actually be a good high end car salesman in my opinion, when i was in high school one of my buddies dad lost his job as a truck driver cause his back couldn't handle it no more, he had the gift of gab... when he told a story you would hang on every word.... we all told him to try being a car salesman... he did and to make a long story short he was the best in the area after like a year or 2... he negotiated his own terms between dealerships because he was in such high demand cause he could move vehicles and mostly the more expensive ones... he made like 3x more doing that then trucking, and he was home every night with his family... it was a blessing in disguise and he actually enjoyed doing it way more than trucking...

I have nothing intelligent to say, I just wanted to pop in and say hi and wish everyone well, I dont get on here much anymore as I dont collect, the market dried up

joe croupier has been banned from this thread. As I mentioned before, this thread is not for trolling, fighting, or threatening, but rather to discuss CM and his follies.

His presence in this thread is a disruption, so he is gone. He can still post elsewhere on the forum.

Since he can no longer respond here, please do not bring his name up, as it is not fair to bash him where he can't answer. Thank you.

Oh well, back on topic.



I can just picture Chrissy rolling up to NVB's first Pro Game like this!



Here's one from the time they were tossed from a Restaurant when Chrissy and NVB threw toddler tantrums!



Oh, well I'm sure there will be plenty of Index cards with Imaginary bets on the way... oh wait!

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Here is a glimpse of Chrissy's next Video...

Reminds you a LOT of "The second I sat down folks... the second I sat down... the Second I Sat Down!"

Jumanee "You Gotta Be Kiddin Me... You Gotta Be Kiddin Me.... You Gotta Be Kiddin Me???"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTFSCU_gJZA

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Well, any sympathy I may have had for this moron has evaporated
https://sandrarose.com/2021/10/subwa...-at-taco-bell/

I watched a rambling self-reflection (without self-awareness) and he has the same freeloader brain as Chrissy. He wants to "live for free". Somebody send him a link to the Chum's Club...

Yea Jumanji has done worse than throw Subway processed foods and toppings on the floor!

https://youtu.be/pEyRJStSGq0?si=tE2EOBAXx1tN58L_


And does this rant remind you of a certain Masturbator walking the Vegas strip on New Year’s Eve 2022 swearing to Never bet on a certain activity again???

https://youtu.be/iLV9xUYY2Jk?si=A3sqTfQpiDn7KlnQ

I can just imagine Chrissy desperately blowing up this kid's email with awkward messages like "Yo Cuz! You gots to retrain your brain and I can help you with a collab. Have me on your YouTube and TikTok, Bro"

"Let's do it, fellow young person!"

Has Chrissy recently been uploading videos on TikToc?

I’m not that familiar with TikTok, but it does appear he’s posted some things on there. Nothing different than what he’s posted on FB or IG. Couple things I did notice. Appears as if he purchased more followers because if you look at the list of people they’re all whacked out looking profile pics, and once again they’re all foreigners with what appears to be fake usernames. 99% sure those are purchased followers. Another thing I noticed, he had someone comment, and if I interpreted it correctly, it appears as if he’s calling out CM for having nothing in his back account. Not sure if he can’t delete those comments, or of he just doesn’t monitor them as much as he did on YT and FB. Posting the pics below for all to see and add their two cents. Maybe someone more familiar with TikTok can shed some light. Looks like he goes by millionaire money or millionairemoneylife.

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Originally Posted by Pickleball

Has Chrissy recently been uploading videos on TikToc?

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Originally Posted by Pickleball

Has Chrissy recently been uploading videos on TikToc?

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1dollarboxcar mentioned these might not be CM’s accounts since he does have some comments clearly trolling him. That being said, you can report these accounts. If you pull up CM’s profile page, click the share arrow, and there should be an option that pops up in the lower left hand corner where you can report. I’ve reported all the profiles that have his fat, ugly bald mug. Not sure it’ll do anything, but I’m all for trying.

This comment seems off brand for the Bloat.

He says” Follow me and I’ll Follow you Back”



Not like Chrissy to go That far to gain followers, especially on Tik Tok?

He’s so lazy he’d rather buy subs and have them make fake comments to boost his stats!

Any way, we’ll keep an eye on this to see if it’s him or just Cheetos again!

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RMS9: You’re right. I can’t imagine dipshit face EVER doing anything for anyone but himself. No chance he follows anyone back.

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A great way to test and see if see it truly is Chrissy would be for someone here to make a Tik Tok account with a Name that will DEFINITELY trigger Chrissy.

Something Like KylePrescottGay4Pay or StacyTheSkankHo or PaulMitchellBestDadEver and use one of the photos here of Chrissy pulling his pud (from the neck up) as the Profile Picture. Make sure it is a CLEAR and CLOSE UP photo of Chrissy during the Colt Days or Paul Mitchell from his recent FB page.

Then follow that Tik Tok account with the newly created account exposing his past and see IF he follows it. If he does, then we KNOW it's NOT him!

remember not too long ago when it was winding down to the end of 2024, and he told everyone day after day that 2025 was gonna be his best year ever, bragging how much money he was gonna make and he only does this cause he likes to help poor people as long as you give him $999 per month, cause he makes OVER $100k per month just on his sports bets alone... LMAO..
hello Krissy Cakes...

10 Days to the Super Bowl, why hasn't "Millionaire Cash Life" Tik Tokker Chrissy posted photos of his 50K Super Bowl ticket???

And why hasn't the #1 Sports Bettor in the World, given his winning pick for the game with Photo of his $156,000 bet on the Game???




Here's a photo of the Summerlin Squirter with his recent bid to go to the Big Game... hahahaha

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Tariq Reed: So you're saying that Dustin Morgan won't have a chance to repeat as the Super Bowl final score guessing champion and collect another $1,000 from the GOAT?

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He's got a "Baby on the way" which by now should be a Baby on Board one would have to Believe? But that could just be Scammer code for a Package Full of Cash, Wrapped in Tinfoil, Being Delivered to an Air BnB via Fed Ex!

For those who don't get that reference, feel free to watch this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Cvz_YCGZA

Could this be a younger Paul Mitchell and part of a cartel?

Anyone visiting Las Vegas should keep an eye out for the Bloat's next scam.

Imagine our favorite retard dressed as a monk...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IfDftaxtN4

Good news for the Squirt, former Chum and Kiss ass Kevin Blumpkin has an Opening for Chrissy...

No, not THAT Opening! A J.O.B. Opening for his former Masturbating Mentor!!

Feel free to DM Kevin B. about the J.O.B. selling Life Insurance, that former Chum Zach Jones failed at Multiple times!

Wouldn't Kevin be printing money at the Casino and not need to sell Insurance for a living?? Guess Not!



Part of the interview process is seeing how long you can hold your breath in the Hot Tub.

As you can see in the Above Photo, Chrissy has Masturred the Trucker Sucker technique as Kevin enjoys a Blumpkin courtesy of the Bloat!

Just noticed the little Squirter added like 50 photos in the last week!

So either he’s adding Old photos to pad this new FB account and make it look older and more used than it was 2 weeks ago.

Or he is making new posts under this account and it is Private and only viewable to his FB friends like Isaura & Rick Flores and the 10 other idiots that accepted the friend request!



If anyone is Friends with this new Chrissy account, please verify if he is making posts that are visible to Friends Only?

Well at least TikTok was responsive to one of my complaints. They were quick too. Only took a few days for them respond and block this post. They didn’t approve my other requests since they said it didn’t violate their rules. Bottom line, if we continue to report these accounts, they’ll likely have a greater chance of removing these posts…even if they aren’t really his account. I’m all for fucking up his world in any way I can.

Chrissy must have changed his name to Ben and started driving for Uber, like the Dead Broke Douche Bag he is!


Here’s his most recent ride caught on video!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFT54...o3MXU1MTdsMTZr


Full unedited video here for you jealous, dead broke haters who don’t have instagram…

https://youtu.be/XTaPlQFxdys?si=gj-M2Za7EwAgnazw

yo Krissy Cakes, come out come out wherever you are... :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EpND0qAgdc

Assumedly nothing of note from Stace, Drew, or the Vegas Vice police?

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Assumedly nothing of note from Stace, Drew, or the Vegas Vice police?

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One of the fake accounts posted this…

But since it has somewhat coherent sentences and not every 5th word is CAPITALIZED, it’s safe to say it wasn’t written by Squirtstopher!

Plus the old photos in the cheap No Name, STAAAAARS jersey is a dead giveaway!







The Other Chrissy profile in the cheap purple jersey added 2 New photos, so I’m fairly sure that one is his new account. We’ll have to wait and see!

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

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Originally Posted by zealanddonk

Assumedly nothing of note from Stace, Drew, or the Vegas Vice police?

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One of the fake accounts posted this…

But since it has somewhat coherent sentences and not every 5th word is CAPITALIZED, it’s safe to say it wasn’t written by Squirtstopher!

Plus the old photos in the cheap No Name, STAAAAARS jersey is a dead giveaway!







The Other Chrissy profile in the cheap purple jersey added 2 New photos, so I’m fairly sure that one is his new account. We’ll have to wait and see!

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Clearly not Chrissy since the only time he is a marathon man is when he is chasing losses.

While we don’t have anything new from Chrissy to laugh at, there is always the classics to remind us how much of a jackass he is. Credit to The Billy GOAT for this timeless video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI82rxKlhLI

Also anyone remember what pic was here? Maybe something from Facebook?

I found the perfect disquise for Chrissy. He could come out of hiding and no on would recognize him if he borrowed Jayden Smith's castle that he wore on top of his head to the Grammys.



Let's not forget Stacy. If Stacy could borrow Chappell Roan's dress that she wore to the Grammys and a little bit of her makeup, she too could come out of hiding.
Actually Chappell Roan, kind of looks like the Queen of Hearts.







#Disguise life baby

Zero point zero chance Chrissy came up with any of those sportsbetting concepts. Way beyond his level of understanding and intelligence.

So it's either a fake Chrissy (likely), copypasta (also likely), or both (extremely likely).

As others have pointed out, this is painfully obviously not CM.

[1. Winning Strategies] He'd instantly dismiss the first 3, despite all being easy to do and actually widely used successfully (the only barrier being sportsbook-restrictions), as they are all data-driven and he's proven time and time again that he's completely retarded and unable to see the bigger picture. Back when he uploaded "live" blackjack videos, he would regularly pull moves that had like -25% EV compared to the optimal move (like standing on a 12 against a dealer 7) because busting "feels bad" or whatever, so if I don't hit I wont lose right now - really big brain thinking there. The first 3 are also not sellable unless you've had your own software developed which is why Chris, like all scammers, advertises themselves as handicappers.

[2. Bankroll Management] Complete opposite of Chris. He's literally constantly talking about taking risks, going all in and chasing your losses by doubling down after each loss.

[3. Niche Leagues] Also the complete opposite of Chris, he only bets on the most mainstream leagues in America. He even bet on the soccer world cup (which he even admit went terrible) despite knowing absolutely nothing about soccer. Why? Because it was a huge event of course!

[4. Multiple bookmakers] Once again opposite of Chris. He only plays on his affiliate site, and encourages everybody else to only play on this one site as well.

[5. Track & Analyze Performance] This one's funny, because this is something Chris pretends to do, but doesn't actually do at all. "Documentation beats conversation" followed by a chart with completely arbitrarily made up numbers, typically ending in really random numbers to make it sound truthful, I am quoting verbatim here:

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"For the last 5 years, I've made ON AVERAGE about $98,468 per month, to be EXACT."

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[6. Scale Up Gradually] Pretty much goes back to point 2, his only strategy is martingale to chase losses & try to win them back instantly, zero discipline.

Summary: Not only is this not Chris, but everything in the imposter's AI-generated list is the antithesis of who Chris is.

Just wanted to wish a Happy Repo Day to Chrissy and his leased White Escalade SUV with the IMGOAT plate that may or may not have his fat, ugly face plastered on the side of it by now!



Don't forget Squirt, this is the same month you Lost not ONE but TWO Youtube Channels and you went to Adam Lyon's Speaking Engagement to tell everyone how to have a Successful Youtube channel, despite not even having a Youtube channel, hahahaha!

I clicked his goatlifecash link after getting on his Instagram page.
https://www.instagram.com/christophermitchellthegoat/

This is what came up when I clicked oh his www.goatlifecash.com link.



Anyone know what rate limited means?

Rate limited has to do with traffic.

Sometimes it can be put in place to stop DDoS attacks.

Other times it can slow down a site on a shared server from crashing the whole thing, if it were to suddenly get a lot of traffic. (For example, let's say CBS News did a report on goatlifecash dot com, then a ton of viewers went to look at it. That might cause rate limiting.)

It also can be done to prioritize better paying customers over the cheapos.

Anyway it seems to be working again.

It's a Girl! And Apparently Zach is trusting the Name Game Process and naming the kid after a Goldfish, lol!



Here he is awkwardly conversing with a room full of females while his wife glares at him off camera thinking, "why did I marry this Porn Addict"???





More good news Folks, the Bloat Mobile that was sold for gambling money back in December has a new owner... in Utah!

I wonder if former Masturr Mind attendee Mike Miltimore purchased it?



From his FB page it appears he is STILL living off the grid in a used, broken down RV?

Now he's claiming to be Retired, LOL!

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Pickleball: Has anyone known a Goldie in their life that was a normal run of the mill girl/woman? Not me as the few I knew were as messed up as The Bloat. Lol Bad name if you ask me.

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The Jones's's's are either fans of classics such as Overboard and Wildcats!




Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr they support the re-election of the Greatest Mayor of All Time!!!




"Arrrrright, time to trust the Mayoral Process and Vote for Goldie folks!"



Lol, at first I thought old Ryobi Goof was giving a Thumbs Up to the camera, but now I realize he's holding on for dear life to that beam! Hahaha, too bad he didn't hold on to his "Awesome YT channel" and keep giving us those Ryobi Reviews that nobody cared about, hahaha!

Annnnnd more proof that the Rockies Jersey Reject Mitchells are using the new FB account, Old Ryobi Guy is FB friends with it!

I'm willing to bet he's keeping this account to make updates Privately to Friends on FB only and then he will make a new public account after the heat dies down. Feel free to report it for Ban Evading ya'll!

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It's a Girl! And Apparently Zach is trusting the Name Game Process and naming the kid after a Goldfish, lol!



Here he is awkwardly conversing with a room full of females while his wife glares at him off camera thinking, "why did I marry this Porn Addict"???





More good news Folks, the Bloat Mobile that was sold for gambling money back in December has a new owner... in Utah!

I wonder if former Masturr Mind attendee Mike Miltimore purchased it?



From his FB page it appears he is STILL living off the grid in a used, broken down RV?

Now he's claiming to be Retired, LOL!

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While most of those "prayers" are kind and make sense, the one about God 'teaching' Zachy to love his child the way God did seems a bit rough.
Throw the kid up on a cross at Easter time and left them suffer?

And, is this why Zach had to go off radar for a year, so he could get his wife preggers instead of busting a nut to "I swear Im not Gay #35" and "Kyle and the Truckers part 73" both starring the subject of this thread?