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Originally Posted by FPS_Russia

I'm going to let you guys in on a lil secret. Conor pretty much kicked Nate's ass, minus the last 30 seconds or so. You guys are on your knees lathering Nate's balls with suds and tbh it's embarrassing, stop it please.

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The face painting that Conor gave Nate was impressive. The thing about Nate that was the one thing Conor would have to overcome is that Nate can take a lot of damage and not gas or freak the fuck out. I believe that someone in this very thread mentioned that if Nate could weather the initial storm that Conor would usher forth, Conor was going to be battling uphill. That being said, I didn't expect it to unfold the way that it did, other than if Nate was going to finish this, it would be on the ground.

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Originally Posted by FPS_Russia

I'm going to let you guys in on a lil secret. Conor pretty much kicked Nate's ass, minus the last 30 seconds or so. You guys are on your knees lathering Nate's balls with suds and tbh it's embarrassing, stop it please.

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i don't think 'kicking ass' means what you think it means. embarrassing trying to watch you speak on MMA with any kind of relevance.

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Originally Posted by FPS_Russia

I'm going to let you guys in on a lil secret. Conor pretty much kicked Nate's ass, minus the last 30 seconds or so. You guys are on your knees lathering Nate's balls with suds and tbh it's embarrassing, stop it please.

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You could say the same thing about Chad Mendes and Conor fight.

You had a Chad Mendes with no camp taking down Conor at will. Conor is slightly above average fighter who had a temporary horse shoe up his ass. He will lose to Frankie Edgar and the hype will be almost over after that.

It would be best if we just stopped paying attention to FPS_Russia in this thread.

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Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly

this made me laugh. https://streamable.com/6s4m

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I've been laughing at this pretty consistently since you posted it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSP0F8Q0tsU

Yes, it's GOLD Jerry

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Originally Posted by sonatine

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Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly

this made me laugh. https://streamable.com/6s4m

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I've been laughing at this pretty consistently since you posted it.

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Somebody youtubed it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwSHhHdu7T4

#Touchbutt

Invicta FC 16: Hamasaki vs. Brown

Anyone care?

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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/11...lts-discussion

Atomweight Title: Ayaka Hamasaki vs. Amber Brown
Interim Flyweight Title: Vanessa Porto vs. Jennifer Maia
Strawweight: Stephanie Eggink vs. Angela Hill
Bantamweight: Irene Aldana vs. Jessamyn Duke
Flyweight: Roxanne Modafferi vs. DeAnna Bennett
Atomweight: Herica Tiburcio vs. Jinh Yu Frey
Flyweight: Sarah D'Alelio vs. Andrea Lee
Bantamweight: Kelly McGill vs. Aspen Ladd
Strawweight: Ashley Greenway vs. Sarah Click

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Originally Posted by 4Dragons

Invicta FC 16: Hamasaki vs. Brown

Anyone care?

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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/11...lts-discussion

Atomweight Title: Ayaka Hamasaki vs. Amber Brown
Interim Flyweight Title: Vanessa Porto vs. Jennifer Maia
Strawweight: Stephanie Eggink vs. Angela Hill
Bantamweight: Irene Aldana vs. Jessamyn Duke
Flyweight: Roxanne Modafferi vs. DeAnna Bennett
Atomweight: Herica Tiburcio vs. Jinh Yu Frey
Flyweight: Sarah D'Alelio vs. Andrea Lee
Bantamweight: Kelly McGill vs. Aspen Ladd
Strawweight: Ashley Greenway vs. Sarah Click

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Meh, I didn't watch.

Ayaayayayayayaayayaayayayayayayayayyayayaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

Gracie Breakdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLx65kl_2R8

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Originally Posted by 4Dragons

Invicta FC 16: Hamasaki vs. Brown

Anyone care?

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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/11...lts-discussion

Atomweight Title: Ayaka Hamasaki vs. Amber Brown
Interim Flyweight Title: Vanessa Porto vs. Jennifer Maia
Strawweight: Stephanie Eggink vs. Angela Hill
Bantamweight: Irene Aldana vs. Jessamyn Duke
Flyweight: Roxanne Modafferi vs. DeAnna Bennett
Atomweight: Herica Tiburcio vs. Jinh Yu Frey
Flyweight: Sarah D'Alelio vs. Andrea Lee
Bantamweight: Kelly McGill vs. Aspen Ladd
Strawweight: Ashley Greenway vs. Sarah Click

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I didn't watch but here is Jessicamyn Duke getting destroyed by some chick i have no idea who she is. lol edmund

http://bestinmma.blogspot.com/2016/0...nvicta-16.html

I, once again, missed out on a local card last night. Overpriced anyway, but lots of fights. 1/2 ammy 1/2 pro.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

It would be best if we just stopped paying attention to FPS_Russia.

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Fixed

I'm just getting around to watching some of this but their was was a Glory event this weekend.

I don't have a stream yet (probably available in a few hours) but for download here:

http://hugefiles.net/r77k6vrvepku


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Streaming Links here:

http://watchtvshow.org/tv-shows/glor...series-repack/

Lol Kimbo and Shamrock both failed drug tests.

http://deadspin.com/report-both-kimb...g-t-1764639034

Mitrione to Bellator.


http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news...tor-MMA-456550

Trying to dig up deets on why/how that happened. Mitrione, for all his faults, is super legit and had a ton of potential. He was crushing his last fight until Ronda's pet boy clawed out his eye. He didnt even drop 3 in a row. And he could sure as fuck hold his own against the likes of Mir, Silva, JDS, maybe even Roy. Fucked shit.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

Trying to dig up deets on why/how that happened.

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Fairly simple story, one we'll hear more and more about in the future.

UFC offered him the Ben Henderson, pie in the sky deal where he's guaranteed very little, but could potentially get millions and millions if he becomes champ, shit like that. Bellator guaranteed him over 6 figures a fight, plus all the sponsors he can wrangle. UFC declined to match.

btw, if you haven't read Mitrione's complaint to the MA state athletic idiots, its pretty complete and damning.

 

View on scribd here: https://www.scribd.com/doc/301294575/  

FYI, Rory MacDonald is on fight 6 of a 6 fight deal. Didn't like the UFC offer thus far, gonna check out the free agency his own self.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

Trying to dig up deets on why/how that happened. Mitrione, for all his faults, is super legit and had a ton of potential. He was crushing his last fight until Ronda's pet boy clawed out his eye. He didnt even drop 3 in a row. And he could sure as fuck hold his own against the likes of Mir, Silva, JDS, maybe even Roy. Fucked shit.

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Mitrione has always been my least liked fighter. Watched his season of ultimate fighter (the year Bader won) and just had a mad disdain for his attitude. That being said, he wasn't a bad fighter and seemed to be improving. I won't miss him though.

In a sport like MMA where every fight could be your last one, who wouldn't want to take more guaranteed money?

Wouldn't you rather fight twice a year for $100k each than 3 times a year for $20k each?

Only problem is the upside of the UFC. But let's face it only the top 10% in UFC are actually making bank, so if you're not there you might as well gtfo.

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Originally Posted by simpdog

In a sport like MMA where every fight could be your last one, who wouldn't want to take more guaranteed money?

Wouldn't you rather fight twice a year for $100k each than 3 times a year for $20k each?

Only problem is the upside of the UFC. But let's face it only the top 10% in UFC are actually making bank, so if you're not there you might as well gtfo.

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But the bottom guys in Bellator aren't making shit either.

People go to Bellator because they either get cut, get offered a deal they don't like, or go through a phase where they want to be the headliner even if the talent level is down. If someone is stuck fighting on facebook prelims or at the top of a prelims card they might feel misused which sometimes is the case but other times it's them having too big of an ego. A lot of them migrate back over to UFC after a few fights anyways.

At least on a UFC card everyone has a chance at a performance bonus which can be up to 50k on the evening but in Bellator do they even have that?

If they do then the top performers on Bellator cards are likely walking away with a set of steak knives.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

Trying to dig up deets on why/how that happened. Mitrione, for all his faults, is super legit and had a ton of potential. He was crushing his last fight until Ronda's pet boy clawed out his eye. He didnt even drop 3 in a row. And he could sure as fuck hold his own against the likes of Mir, Silva, JDS, maybe even Roy. Fucked shit.

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Mitrione has always been my least liked fighter. Watched his season of ultimate fighter (the year Bader won) and just had a mad disdain for his attitude. That being said, he wasn't a bad fighter and seemed to be improving. I won't miss him though.

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I don't think Bader won that season on TUF. Was Bader ever a HW?

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Originally Posted by 4Dragons

Mitrione has always been my least liked fighter. Watched his season of ultimate fighter (the year Bader won) and just had a mad disdain for his attitude. That being said, he wasn't a bad fighter and seemed to be improving. I won't miss him though.

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I don't think Bader won that season on TUF. Was Bader ever a HW?

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Got me on that one, its all a blur now, lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ul...a_vs._Team_Mir

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ul...:_Heavyweights

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Originally Posted by 4Dragons

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Originally Posted by sonatine

Trying to dig up deets on why/how that happened. Mitrione, for all his faults, is super legit and had a ton of potential. He was crushing his last fight until Ronda's pet boy clawed out his eye. He didnt even drop 3 in a row. And he could sure as fuck hold his own against the likes of Mir, Silva, JDS, maybe even Roy. Fucked shit.

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Mitrione has always been my least liked fighter. Watched his season of ultimate fighter (the year Bader won) and just had a mad disdain for his attitude. That being said, he wasn't a bad fighter and seemed to be improving. I won't miss him though.

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I was one of his loudest critics for a long, long time. But Ive watched him improve and demonstrate conclusively that he belongs in the ring. He's clearly putting in the work in camps/training, he fights clean, he doenst talk shit, and he shows up ready to work.

So yeah I think his loss is a real blow to the division.

The UFC HW division just got weaker....but Bellator's division isn't all that good, either.

In the end, at 37, I just think Mitrione wanted more up front, chance to win a title be damned. He probably foresaw he'd need to win 4 fights in a row in the UFC to even be considered for a title shot, and now he's making 6 figs per fight + sponsors + a chance to fight Fedor in Rizin, which can provide its own nice little payday in its own right. (No bonuses in Bellator, FYI). There are also fights with Rampage, King Mo, and Wanderlei down the road.

There's also a scenario where, if he is still in shape by the time his 4 fight deal is done, he can win the Bellator HW belt, beat/KO Fedor and then when he hits FA again, maybe the UFC (where, if you heard him in interviews, he did want to try and work it out with them to stay) has no other choice but to offer him a max deal because one of the problems of their HW division is that unlike their other divisions, it is not stacked with up and coming talent on the bottom end. There are no Thomas Almeidas, Aljamain Sterlings in the HW divison to replace a Ben Henderson level of veteran and still keep the same level of fighting a UFC division should have.

I don't see that happening per se, just because of there being alot of "ifs" (health/age), frustration with the Reebok thing with Matt and the fact Dana holds grudges.....but HW is so weak for the UFC that if they can't get new blood to develop in there soon, they may not have any other choice ESPECIALLY if Jon Jones decides to move to HW and just clears out the top of division and they need a new face for a fight.

So Nate's bullying Justin Bieber. Way to be a professional bro, not. I hope Dana feeds his punk ass to Dos Anjos so we can watch his legs get kicked off for 5 rounds. Hopefully sending his punch drunk ass into retirement.
Good video,
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2a509_goofydiazvskaro_sport

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Originally Posted by FPS_Russia

So Nate's bullying Justin Bieber. Way to be a professional bro, not. I hope Dana feeds his punk ass to Dos Anjos so we can watch his legs get kicked off for 5 rounds. Hopefully sending his punch drunk ass into retirement.
Good video,
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2a509_goofydiazvskaro_sport

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OMG YOU'RE SO BUTTHURT. ARE YOU A MICK?

So this is interesting...

Apparently Jon Jones is full on blowing off training for his DC fight. Like hes just flat out not in the gym training.

Not that I think its going to really open up a lot of opportunities for DC to capitalize on, but it makes me want to load the mother fuck up on AJ when those two face off.

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Originally Posted by FPS_Russia

So Nate's bullying Justin Bieber. Way to be a professional bro, not. I hope Dana feeds his punk ass to Dos Anjos so we can watch his legs get kicked off for 5 rounds. Hopefully sending his punch drunk ass into retirement.
Good video,
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2a509_goofydiazvskaro_sport

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OMG YOU'RE SO BUTTHURT. ARE YOU A MICK?

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Nope, I think it's pretty obv. the Diaz bros are major league DBags. The way you guys think the Diaz boys are cool is the same way Beavis and Butthead think Todd is cool.
Todd's cool huh huh huh....

They're not cool, they're fucking douchebags. Threatening to slap Helwani, bullying Bieber etc.

From the bellator press release for mitrione:

"Prior to his last fight with his former promotion, Mitrione was forced to participate in a media session barefoot, as his shoes didn't adhere to the strict company uniform policy. He will have no such problems at Bellator, where he is free to secure his own sponsors and keep his feet warm with the footwear of his choosing."

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Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly

From the bellator press release for mitrione:

"Prior to his last fight with his former promotion, Mitrione was forced to participate in a media session barefoot, as his shoes didn't adhere to the strict company uniform policy. He will have no such problems at Bellator, where he is free to secure his own sponsors and keep his feet warm with the footwear of his choosing."

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straight to your gook faces, ufc.

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Originally Posted by Crowe Diddly

From the bellator press release for mitrione:

"Prior to his last fight with his former promotion, Mitrione was forced to participate in a media session barefoot, as his shoes didn't adhere to the strict company uniform policy. He will have no such problems at Bellator, where he is free to secure his own sponsors and keep his feet warm with the footwear of his choosing."

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lol, wow. Fuck weakbok anyway.

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From the bellator press release for mitrione:

"Prior to his last fight with his former promotion, Mitrione was forced to participate in a media session barefoot, as his shoes didn't adhere to the strict company uniform policy. He will have no such problems at Bellator, where he is free to secure his own sponsors and keep his feet warm with the footwear of his choosing."

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lol, wow. Fuck weakbok anyway.

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You got think if Reebok could turn back time they would have never gotten into bed with the UFC. It has been nothing but negative PR from the start.

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lol, wow. Fuck weakbok anyway.

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You got think if Reebok could turn back time they would have never gotten into bed with the UFC. It has been nothing but negative PR from the start.

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Press vs piggyback arbitrage. Nobody likes reebok now, but anyone that wants an Anderson Silva branded t-shirt, reebok gets its cut. Unless there is a huge dropoff on merch sales, reebok will consider it a win.

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OMG YOU'RE SO BUTTHURT. ARE YOU A MICK?

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Nope, I think it's pretty obv. the Diaz bros are major league DBags. The way you guys think the Diaz boys are cool is the same way Beavis and Butthead think Todd is cool.
Todd's cool huh huh huh....

They're not cool, they're fucking douchebags. Threatening to slap Helwani, bullying Bieber etc.

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Did your bed have lace trimmed pillows when you were a child? maybe when you were a baby your mom bought the pink box of Pampers?

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OMG YOU'RE SO BUTTHURT. ARE YOU A MICK?

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Nope, I think it's pretty obv. the Diaz bros are major league DBags. The way you guys think the Diaz boys are cool is the same way Beavis and Butthead think Todd is cool.
Todd's cool huh huh huh....

They're not cool, they're fucking douchebags. Threatening to slap Helwani, bullying Bieber etc.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg6NkqFPOyY

you gotta fucking love how real and down to earth nate is. hes talking shop with pros. no posture, no bullshit. talking the fucking sport. says straight up it should have been frankies fight.

hes the fucking anti-conor and the only thing sweeter than seeing him justice conor's lily neck is watching his fanboys death spiral all over sherdog.

 

oh, sorry, and here too. ok fps_russia?

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Originally Posted by sonatine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg6NkqFPOyY

you gotta fucking love how real and down to earth nate is. hes talking shop with pros. no posture, no bullshit. talking the fucking sport. says straight up it should have been frankies fight.

hes the fucking anti-conor and the only thing sweeter than seeing him justice conor's lily neck is watching his fanboys death spiral all over sherdog.

 

oh, sorry, and here too. ok fps_russia?

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The thing that gets me that seems to have gotten lost about this fight is that Nate took this fight on 10 days notice. Those kind of pick-up fights don't usually end well.

idiot made the video unavailable outside of teh US.