Interesting it mentions Craps and Poker given he was shit talking them on today's stream.
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I never knew Blackjack was supposed to be two words. :-)
Lol at Squirtstopher being told to Fuck Off by this Eric Fiebert guy and Eric will instead spend money earned at his J.O.B. on Lottery Tickets!
Expect this post to be deleted by the Little Squirting Pussy!
Chrissy also says "POOR people play slots thinking they will win and RICH people DON'T PLAY SLOTS because it's Not Probable they will win"
So if it's Documented that Chrissy plays slots for many years in the Casino, then by his own logic HE is POOR because he thinks he will win!
Documentation beats Masturbation!!
Chrissy also has Jinxed the Raiders, 49ers and Yankees by rooting for them and sitting his face, pimple filled, cum covered arse in their stadiums.
8 Losses in a Row for the Raiders and 3 Losses in a row for the 49ers annnnnnnnnnnnnd the Yankees haven't won a game in 2 months since the Bloat cursed them... let that sink in!
Or 2 years ago said "Only Freaking Idiots play the Green Zero to "HEDGE THEIR BETS" and is currently uploading videos and the infamous Live stream $1000 loss where he was desperately Betting Green Zeros to hedge his bet after Losing right out the gate, hahahaha!Quote:
TheRivers: This from the guy who earlier this weeknomce again said that with each loss in Roulette the probability of you winning the next bet increases.
And lest we forget, "Crazy Rich Asians or as I like to call em, Crazy Stupid Asians, waste Money on the Dragon Side Bets" cut to Chrissy and Zachy at Choctaw where Chrissy is firing off $100 Dragon side bets to try and recoup his losses!
Just hilarious that a guy that claims to print money at will through gambling takes so much time and effort to promote his affiliate link.
This would have worked in the early 2000s but this is simply prehistoric now. The guy is always behind the times.
Its ironic how he talks about probabilities then claims to make heaps betting on pit games he even claims are only close to 50/50. There are exceptions to the rule of HS drop outs but he is the perfect example of the rule and the PROBABILITY of the IQ of one...
@Boz saidthis is a great idea, who would we contact about that? i mean it leads to an illegal offshore casino that is not governed by any USA laws at all... this is definitely hurting the Las Vegas casinos/sportsbooks.... this is why you can't bet on sports in the state of Nevada through an app like DraftKings or FanDuel... the state of Nevada protects their casinos/sportsbooks by making this illegal ( protecting the big brick n mortars )... and of course Nevada collects taxes from the sportsbooks... the state of Nevada definitely aint collecting no taxes on krissy's little scheme here... maybe @Druff should get involved here and contact Nevada Gaming Board or whatever agency is pertinent here...?? hmmmm.....Quote:
I wonder what the state of Nevada thinks about this?
Feel free to contact the good people at Las Vegas Billboards off this page to let know who they are dealing with and how the state feels about these illegal offshore casinos.
https://www.lasvegasbillboards.com/
https://nevadacurrent.com/briefs/sta...shore-betting/
“ Top gambling regulators in seven states, including Nevada Gaming Control Board Chairman Kirk Hendrick, are urging U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland to help combat illegal offshore betting.
“Offshore operators who offer their products into these highly-regulated state jurisdictions are doing so in contravention of not only state laws, but federal law,” says a letter to Garland dated April 28, signed by top regulators in New Jersey, Michigan, Illinois, Colorado, Mississippi, and Louisiana, in addition to Nevada.
The regulators point out illegal gambling operations don’t invest in responsible gambling programs, and don’t pay taxes. They don’t protect minors via age verification, take steps to prevent money-laundering, or guarantee fair payouts.”
I’m not anti offshore but fuck these guys for promoting Chrissy affiliate reach here.
Adding links to Gaming
https://gaming.nv.gov/about/contact-us/
Amazing that chrissy is moaning about people spending 5 hours a day on Social Media, and then he "must share his thoughts" on something and someone irrelevant.
Also, Chrissy's smacktalking slots after a period of him not making any content suggests he was playing online slots and tiltmonkeyed himself.
Finally, although previously discussed, if you live in Vegas as a regular person, why would you bother playing online, other than maybe saving a little time going to and from the casino, and either because you have been banend from brick and mortar, or because you want to easily track your stats at home?
To borrow a line from Jim Cornette, Chrissy couldnt sell pussy on a troop ship.
Thinking about this a little more I’m wondering if a few of the major casinos use Las Vegas Billboards to advertise. Not sure of this, can anyone local confirm?
If so, I’m sure they wouldn’t be happy knowing they are doing business with a company that advertises their ILLEGAL competitors.
Hopefully Las Vegas Billboards sees the error of their ways quickly, fixes it and stays off the states radar.
I go to AC reguarly and there are TONS of Billboards for Online Casinos owned by Wind Creek in Bethlehem, PA and Sugar House in Philly. There's also a Bovada Online Casino Bonus Ad as you leave AC on the Expressway.
So I'm not sure if the Billboard advertising laws apply in that situation. However Nevada is a completely different animal and may be more strict. Also given BOL is an offshore casino would likely give Vegas Billboard companies a valid reason to take down the advertisement.
As most likely Chrissy "forgot" to mention that part of his advertisement and there is clearly NO fine print disclosing his BloatLifeCash link is just a redirect to BetOnline.ag!
If nothing else, you can get him in trouble for Blatant False Advertising!
let's see if they respond, i really don't want to get this billboard Co. in any trouble cause they are most likely oblivious to know what is actually going on through CM's link...
Time will tell but I’m not so sure they are totally innocent. I can’t believe they would just post a website without knowing what it is. Hell someone could put a porn site up in that case. Now they may not totally understand it’s illegal but again someone in the industry in Vegas should be asking questions before posting it.
I just believe there has to be some approval process for ads they accept. I look forward to what, if any, response you get.
And THANKS for taking the time to send it.
I doubt very much there is an approval process. Other than outright posting Porn, Gay or otherwise or selling drugs/child hebrew slaves hurr hurr, I don't believe there is much of a vetting process for these billboards.
I recall for a LONG time there was a I Hate Steven Singer Billboard on the AC expressway I mentioned above. It didn't advocate violence in any way, and to this day I have No Clue who Steven Singer is. However, I would guess it was taken down eventually for Defamation? Or possible a bunch of snow flakes complained that it was considered "Hate Speech" and asked for them to remove it?
Either way, as long as you pay and only circumvent the law in a round about way, the billboard companies probably don't give a shit what you're promoting!
cock-eyed Chrissy high on something In this clip…
Eyes are Googly and he’s slurring his speech badly!
But remember only weak addicts drink and do drugs!!
Looks like he flinching in anticipation of taking another Big Load to the Face!
Actually Steven Singer ran those boards. He’s a jeweler and his gimmick was the other jewelry dealers hated him, in gimmick, because he undersold them. The idea was people would say who the fuck is Steven Singer and would then look him up. And theoretically save money by buying off him.
Guy is a marketing genius….unlike Chrissy
out of reps for the day, but would like to add the link that @BWB is referencing above and add a little commentary, cause Krissy is in recovery mode, balance is down to an even $13k which in the previous video ending balance was like $13,333.33 no lie folks cause this is what all multimillionaires do in Las Vegas on a Friday night... they make fakebook videos playing spinny recouping their previous losses discarding the footage until they get a good run that they can upload to fakebook and claim it is a "live" video.... for a 100 bucks a spin... and @BWB is absolutely correct definitely high on something... LMAO
reels short video https://www.facebook.com/reel/546160511657703
To borrow from the Playa Haters' club
Chrissy looks "bombed out and depleted"
At a minimum hes sleep deprived but probably on something.
In his video in the white robe he mentioned getting out of bed at 10am or something similar which isnt overly healthy either.
late night special from Meth Head CM, not only has he made OVER 40k so far in the of December but now he also places small sports bets wagers for the low rollers so he can make videos for us guys just like the low roller spinny and baccy videos...
another crack head fakebook reels video... LMAO https://www.facebook.com/reel/551466161005304
looks like Meth Head Mitchell deleted his late night special bragging about his low roller sports betting of just a few hundred bucks, and remember folks don't bet parlays either cause that is what broke folks do who have a lottery mentality....
late night special he deleted from FB, i have now uploaded to YT...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Inrszs93VPE
and a new idiotic post from Chrissy
He opens with lookat my car, look at my house .... What house Chrissy?
Blah blah blah, rambling on about Social Media being bad, and then its gets even more retarded
"Hurr hurr, thas the way the ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! want it, hurr hurr"
So, Social media bad, technology bad, Chrissy spends hours a day doomscrolling nonsense and then posts what he thinks his chums want.
Chrissy m,entions go see your old friend you have texted, in person.
What about old mate Dave Pruitt, or BDubs, or tight young Zachy?
What about old mate Keithy and Ryan Strewman?
Hell, what about his father or his brother during Thanks giving just the other week?
Hey hey, you’re Wayyyy outta line!
Mitchell is NOT a Meth Head!!!
He’s a Cokehead!!! Hence all the Sniffles!
We all know the REAL Meth head is Meth head Mike Miltimore!!! Living dat Goat Life… Off the Grid!
Besides, Chrissy is too cheap and broke to buy any real drugs, he probably just crushes up NVB’s ADD medicine, snorts It and then makes those idiotic rants!
I like how Squirtstopher opens the post mocking the exact things he literally does every single time he poses with his dentures in those cheesy Tom Vu-esque photos!
He literally drives around Vegas EVERY SINGLE DAY with that Unspoken Assertion, plastered on the side of his Leased SUV with his fat, bald head on a cheap peel off decal!
Except of course the House part, as ZD pointed out above. He's too much of a Scared, Deadbroke, Little Pussy to show his tiny, rented condo in the AFFINITY Condo Community in Summerlin... OOPS!!!
#EXPOSED LIFE BABY
Is this supposed to be some sort of accomplishment, that he has every NHL jersey? Or is that the evidence that’s supposed to entice me to pay for his services because THAT somehow qualifies him as a successful professional gambler? He’s finally lost it. SMH…
Seriously lol. Happy Gilmore probably spent more on Hockey jerseys and speaking of, I’m an Extra in Happy Gilmore 2 folks! That means I’m an A-List actor folks and Kyle Prescott is just a jealous, dead broke hater.Quote:
TheRivers: I think “The Hockey Guy” might have just a few more jerseys than Chrissy does. And what happened to those “9 expensive suits” he claimed to own back when he was claiming to be a crypto trading genius?
Chrissy also forgets that all his jerseys are Cheap, Blank, No Name Jerseys and a REAL hockey fan & expert would have at least 1 or 2 with a player’s name on it. I still got my Mario Lemieux and Sidney Crosby jerseys in pristine condition! Meanwhile, Squirter couldn’t name 10 players on all 32 teams without googling it!
He was literally saying how lame it is to say “Look at Me , Look at my car” hours ago and now he’s already showing what a hypocrite he is saying “Look at my Hockey jerseys folks, I have 32 of em, that makes me better than you, even though I curse every single team I root for and can’t afford a Single authentic NFL jersey!” Let that sink in!
Chrissy is used to wearing his birthday suit and squirting a Big Load. So wearing clothes is a new experience for him!
Colt life Baby!
Coming from a Gay Porn Masturbating Moron, who has to Lie on the the Bible about things that are easy to disprove, I wouldn’t think his own self-esteem could get any lower!Quote:
TheRivers: Wait…but you forget that getting a player’s name on a jersey means you have low self esteem. Or…so says Chrissy.
Plus the fake millionaire says he bets on Himself, why doesn’t he spend a few bucks at a hockey shop to get “MITCHELL’S’S’S” sewn on the back of those alleged 32 sweaters?
#Fraud
@BWB said,yep and i can't help myself to post his hypocritical statements that are only 7 hours apart in back to FakeBook posts cause documentation beats the conversation....Quote:
He was literally saying how lame it is to say “Look at Me , Look at my car” hours ago and now he’s already showing what a hypocrite he is saying “Look at my Hockey jerseys folks, I have 32 of em, that makes me better than you,
The only Professional Gamblers Chrissy has mentioned are ones he smacktalks.
He's in a difficult spot because it does not appear any of his chums could be considered professional gamblers, and those that are [again, zero] are not likely to waste their money on jersies either.
A slightly more interesting question would be how many professional gamblers know Chrissy AND consider him to be a professional gambler?
that fucking Krusty is back in da house, best one yet imo... fucking hilarious!! and 2 thumbs up !!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weeynCkRhH8
Chrissy with a short new post, essentially "Faking it till you make it" pysching himself up for the exciting new year by...................sucking on a penis shaped object with a stupid look on his face.
Exciting times ahead for Chrissy indeed.
I interpreted the post as "you think I've hit rock bottom? You ain't seen nuthin' yet!" LOLOLOL
Meanwhile, every degen and his brother is posting videos of big money gambling from in the casinos with tons of engagement.
Find a new grift, homo, gambling....it's not for you.
Hey Chrissy, THIS is how you place a LARGE bet on a money line favorite successfully!
https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profoo...rs-at-700-odds
But since little Kyle Jinxes EVERY SINGLE TEAM he bets on, roots for and buys a jersey of, he's still butt hurt after his imaginary 10K bet on the Ravens vs Raiders at -500.
Plus Chrissy is too much of a Pussy to bet anything close to 10k on Football annnnnnd he lost his ass in November, hence NO monthly winning report!
BTW, the Raiders have now lost 10 in a Row since the Bloat wore their Cheap Hoodie and bet on them vs the Panthers all those weeks ago! Another Proof that there is indeed a Curse of the Billy Goat!!
#JINX LIFE BABY!
I love how Chrissy is SEETHING at REAL Athletes getting paid, while he was Pulling his Pud from ages 22-32 instead of actually becoming BETTER at sports, hahahaha!
Why doesn't HE ask why he was paid MORE for Gay Porn videos than his pathetic debut in Straight Porn with Jasmine Tame? Afterall, Jasmine Tame is WAAAAYYY Better at faking Orgasms than Little Kyle was and she got paid Less that day than Squirtstopher did to make some Big Loads in under a minute Man!!!
I would Chrissy would agree with the Old Adage "Go Where the Money Is and Don't ask WHY you get more for less"???
Even if that place was Queer Porn Nation Legend Bryan Ockert's bedroom, lol!
he's gonna get in the best shape of his life (remember that post only a few weeks ago) by challenging people to sushi eating contests...
Chrissy has forgotten how to dance to the tune of "show us a betting slip you fat git" sadly.
O and I dont recall anyone here asking Chrissy to dress up in his silver pyjamas, look overly tired and drink a fancy cocktail, yet here we are, Chrissy posting from probably two years ago.
He’s too busy making posts on social media like a Loser to that Lady he said “Hurr hurr sending your kid to Private school is Child abuse!”
Why doesn’t he regale the young fella with his Tall tale of hitting the game winning Homerun at the little league World Series???
Surely, that Non-Made Up story would motivate this victim of so-called child abuse???
And Chrissy with yet another post today:
This time the old crashed the car, living in a trailer.
I thought that version was he lived in the trailer with the guy who was in the car.
Today's version he was living with a bunch of strangers who *gasp* did drugs *gasp* but chrissy is quite to reassure us he didnt do drugs with those people.
More blah blah blah.
Since dipshit changed his URL to a redirect to BOL, how does he expect to funnel the odd retard to his failing chums club?
And another post with undocumented claims of wins. I expect the grift to (d)evolve again soon.
I chedked Chrissy's FB from my other laptop that has no other accounts or social media.
Though Xmas had come early "No posts to show" and Chrissy had finally decided to nuke his last remains.
Sadly no, FB is shitting itself today.
Plusside, its bound to be annoying young Chrissy.
Back in business:
Chrissy with a new minute long "reel" telling us he's cosplaying as Juan Soto.
Other than different skin colour, weight, hair, race, nationality, talent and sexuality, I'd be shocked if anyone needed to be told who Chrissy was playing dress up.
Chrissy then rambles on about Soto backing himself, and tries to tie Soto "being called crazy" to Chrissy's own bouts with being called an idiot.
Bring back the good old days where Chrissy just cosplayed Charlie Brown.