Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[aayjay]

this thread is very strange. you all are very odd . is/must crissy be doing something right?

[BedWetterBettor]

good ole' Krissy Cakes the #1 gambler, sports bettor and gambling consultant in the world and makes over 100k per month for the last 5 years in a row, is too stupid to bet Michigan with +20 points they were given on the spread, because he knew OSU would blow it like they usually do ( his words in the comments ) yet other people were smart enough to take the 20 points... but not the #1 professional sports bettor in the whole wide world.... LMAO... what a dufus .... by his own admission...

edit: almost forgot,looks like he told brock he was betting OSU... but of course Krissy denies it... in the comments below...

I believe he was referring to "He Recalled Chrissy seemed to be Rooting for OSU" in one of those Cheap, No Name jerseys Chrissy is famous for wearing and jinxing the team accordingly!

You can always send Mr. FAG.... erstrom these shots and a link to the Double Jackpot video for verification and see if he posts it on Little Kyle's FB page!









But this is also a guy who claimed he was a Dodgers fan and Yankees fan back to back days during the World series, as well as saying the Vegas Knights are Better than the Florida Panthers because they Won a Cup and then back pedaled immediately after the Panthers win a Cup to saying "Hurr durr I don't got No Favorite Team Derrrrp!??!"

He also LIED and said he was going to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals featuring those same Florida Panthers... let that sink in!

[Elmo]

It’s been too long…just going to keep it painfully simple.



Tuna is back to her antics as always…



What happened to Christopher’s (maybe Christy’s) teeth?



Let’s give Chrissy more attention…



Shoutout to BWB, and the PFA gang for all their hard work as always on here.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahaha, Squirtstopher trying pass off redeposits as winnings on BOL!

If only there were a Statement that shows yearly winnings and weekly win/loss totals???

If only Kyle wasn’t too much of a pussy to do a live stream playing electronic roulette… the second he sat down folks!!!

[Pickleball]

Hahaha, Squirtstopher trying pass off redeposits as winnings on BOL!

If only there were a Statement that shows yearly winnings and weekly win/loss totals???

If only Kyle wasn’t too much of a pussy to do a live stream playing electronic roulette… the second he sat down folks!!!

Not only are those numbers photo shopped but his balance magically became $10,000.00 on November 21st after not posting a BOL video since November 6th when his balance was around $4,300. Since November 6th, Chrissy lost his $3,000 non-cashable affiliate play money while attempting to create new fake BOL casino games videos. He had to wait until his next commission check hit his bank account and new play money was deposited into his fake affiliate gambling account. Chrissy then posted $10,000 of non-cashable affiliate money to start making his scam videos again.
BOL does not have a built-in calculator that shows a customer's increase or decrease in funds. Fake AF.


PHOTO SHOPPED

November 21st

November 6th





Another photo shopped screen shot after he claimed he won $3,000 on the Canadian/Sabre game.
No bet slip as proof and most importantly, he didn't create that post to BRAG but to explain. Bahahahahaha

[BedWetterBettor]

Here we are 2 days into the last month of the year and NO Monthly Total Update from the Bloat?

Why was Chrissy so happy to share is Fake BetOnline account results but all of a sudden shy to tell us how he made $123,456.78 in the month of November??

Why did his tiny pecker get so hard over a measly $9000 profit for the month? Doesn't he make OVER 100K Every single month, by lying and making up fictious numbers by mashing the keyboard until 6 digits are there?

See below for example!



I'm sure we will get treated to another "Hurr hurr I made OVER 100k a month in November folks, but remember anybody who says they make OVER a certain amount without posting the exact amount is Lying, I would know personally Folks!"

#Broke Life Baby!

1dollarboxcar: his dad should beat him again for dressing like that...

How Dare you Blaspheme the good same of Sir Paul Mitchell!!! Why look at this Christmas Card he sent to his sons in preparation for the holidays!!

[Pickleball]

Just another sign of desperation.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy FINALLY tells the truth… God’s honest truth!!!





#Masturbator Life Baby!

[BedWetterBettor]

Folks, the Real GOAT has an offer for you! This is a One-Time, Life Time, Recurring offer folks!

Would you rather hire a Masturbating Midget and ONLY get a measly 473% return on your investment….


Or hire the Official GOAT and get 683% return on your Investment folks???

Documentation beats Chrissy’s Cheap Fake Conversation and I prove that I win more times than the Bloat!

Here’s just a sample from my Low Roller account , I placed this Exact same bet for $6000 on my OTHER account folks, trust me, God’s honest truth!!!



So don’t be a dead broke douche bag and pay some Gay Porn Reject to play with his pud on a web cam!

Hire the REAL GOAT and become debt free, but still have to get a Loan to drive a Single, Solitary Car by yourself and paint your face on it to lure in suckers like a Pedophile in a Black Van!!!

#Bloat Life Baby!

[TheRivers]

Does this sound familiar??


10 SNEAKY WAYS NARCISSISTS MANIPULATE YOU:

1. LOVE-BOMBING

At the start of a relationship or even friendship, a narcissist might shower you with affection, compliments, gifts, and promises of a perfect future. They create a whirlwind romance or deep friendship that makes you feel special, seen, and valued. This phase hooks you emotionally, lowering your defenses and fostering dependency on their approval. However, this isn’t genuine—it’s a calculated tactic to gain control.
Relatable Signs: They move too fast, make over-the-top declarations of love or loyalty, and insist you’re "different" from everyone else. Later, when their behavior changes, you might cling to the memory of this "idealized" version of them, blaming yourself for the shift.
What to Do: Slow things down. Healthy relationships take time to build. Watch for consistency over time, not just intensity in the beginning.

2. TRIANGULATION

A narcissist often pits people against each other to create competition, jealousy, or insecurity. They might mention how someone else appreciates them more, subtly criticize you while praising someone else, or involve others in private matters to make you feel excluded. This tactic divides and conquers, keeping everyone focused on vying for the narcissist’s favor.
Relatable Signs: You find yourself feeling jealous, insecure, or comparing yourself to others, wondering why you’re not “good enough.” They thrive on creating chaos in relationships and then position themselves as the “peacekeeper.”
What to Do: Don’t fall into the trap of comparison. Set boundaries and refuse to be pulled into drama. Recognize it’s a manipulation, not a reflection of your worth.

3. BLAME-SHIFTING

When confronted about their actions, a narcissist will rarely, if ever, accept responsibility. Instead, they twist situations to make you feel guilty or at fault. Whether it’s blaming you for their bad mood, failed plans, or even their mistreatment of you, the goal is to deflect accountability and keep you second-guessing yourself.
Relatable Signs: You often feel like you’re walking on eggshells, apologizing for things you didn’t do, or wondering if you’re “too sensitive” or “overreacting.”
What to Do: Hold your ground. Stick to the facts, and don’t allow them to derail the conversation with emotional manipulation.

4. PLAYING THE VICTIM

Narcissists often portray themselves as victims of unfair treatment, difficult circumstances, or other people’s cruelty. They use this as a way to gain sympathy, shift attention away from their harmful behavior, and excuse their actions. By doing so, they make you feel guilty for holding them accountable or setting boundaries.
Relatable Signs: You feel sorry for them, even when their behavior is hurtful. They use phrases like, “You don’t understand how hard my life has been,” to justify their actions.
What to Do: While empathy is important, don’t let their victim narrative override your need for fairness and respect.

5. PROJECTION

Projection is when a narcissist accuses you of the very behaviors or feelings they’re guilty of themselves. For instance, if they’re lying, they’ll accuse you of dishonesty. If they’re unfaithful, they’ll constantly question your loyalty. This creates confusion and shifts the focus away from their actions.
Relatable Signs: You feel defensive, constantly explaining yourself, and questioning whether you’re the problem.
What to Do: Recognize projection for what it is—a deflection tactic. Stay calm, and don’t take on blame that isn’t yours.

6. DEVALUATION

Once a narcissist has hooked you, the idealization phase fades, and devaluation begins. They criticize, demean, or belittle you in subtle or overt ways. This may look like backhanded compliments, constant nitpicking, or outright insults. Over time, this erodes your self-esteem, making you dependent on their approval for validation.
Relatable Signs: You feel like you can’t do anything right, and their opinion of you seems to shift unpredictably.
What to Do: Recognize that their behavior is about control, not your worth. Build your confidence by seeking validation from within or from supportive people in your life.

7. DISMISSAL OF YOUR FEELINGS

Narcissists often downplay or dismiss your emotions, making you feel like your concerns are invalid or overblown. They might say things like, “You’re overreacting,” or “Stop being so sensitive,” to avoid addressing your feelings. Over time, this teaches you to suppress your emotions and prioritize their needs over your own.
Relatable Signs: You feel silenced, unheard, or afraid to express your true feelings for fear of being ridiculed.
What to Do: Stand firm in your emotions. Your feelings are valid, and a healthy relationship allows for open and respectful communication.

8. FAKE APOLOGIES

A narcissist may occasionally apologize, but their apologies often come with conditions, excuses, or blame. For example, “I’m sorry you feel that way,” or “I’m sorry, but you made me do it.” These non-apologies are designed to maintain control while giving the illusion of accountability.
Relatable Signs: You feel like their apologies never lead to real change, and you’re left feeling just as frustrated or hurt.
What to Do: Don’t accept apologies that aren’t accompanied by genuine accountability or a change in behavior. Actions speak louder than words.

9. SILENT TREATMENT

When a narcissist feels challenged or doesn’t get their way, they may resort to the silent treatment. This involves withdrawing communication or affection to punish you, make you feel anxious, and force you to chase after their attention.
Relatable Signs: You feel confused, guilty, or desperate to “fix” the situation, even if you didn’t do anything wrong.
What to Do: Resist the urge to chase after them. Respect yourself by giving them the space they demand, and use it to focus on your own well-being.

10. FUTURE-FAKING

To keep you hooked, a narcissist might make grand promises about a future that never materializes. They talk about dream vacations, perfect families, or shared goals to keep you invested, even though they have no intention of following through.

Relatable Signs: You feel strung along by empty promises, constantly waiting for the “better days” they keep promising.

What to Do: Look at their actions, not their words. If their behavior doesn’t align with their promises, it’s a sign they’re manipulating you.

HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF:

Spot the Red Flags: Be mindful of manipulation patterns, such as inconsistent behavior, shifting blame, or emotional highs and lows that seem manufactured.

Trust Your Gut: If their behavior feels off or too good to be true, don’t dismiss those feelings. Your intuition is often your first line of defense.

Set Boundaries: Clearly define your limits and enforce them. Narcissists thrive on crossing boundaries, so holding firm is essential.

Seek Support: Connect with trusted friends, family, or a therapist to help you maintain perspective and rebuild your self-esteem.

Practice Self-Care: Focus on your emotional and physical well-being. Prioritize relationships that are reciprocal and healthy.

Breaking free from a narcissist’s manipulation takes strength and self-awareness. The more you educate yourself about their tactics, the more empowered you become to protect your peace and create healthier connections.
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Have you ever been in a relationship where everything moved so fast that it felt overwhelming or “too good to be true”?

[zealanddonk]

#4, isnt the sainted mother buried in Ohio, and wasnt Chrissy in Ohio just last week?

[BedWetterBettor]

Who wore it Better?

Steroid Free Stewman or Roid Depleted Squirting, Balding, Chaos Man Chrissy???



Is it me or does Stewman resemble a young Druff?

Annnnnnnd if you needed more proof that Ryan is a total Douchebag, here's his "Family Christmas Card"....

[zealanddonk]

chrissy in a golden knights jeresy with a new Baaaacky video.

He starts with a $12k bankroll, and is betting $50 a hand.

So much for making videos for low rollers.

2m25: chrissy goes old school and mentions working like a Hebrew Slave.

Chrissy repeats his "hurr hurr yes or yes, good answer" nonsense that wasnt funny the first time he said it.

Chrissy loses a hand and times out from placing a bet, since he was too busy yapping and wasnt sure which way to bet.

Chrissy starts rambling you wouldnt believe him if he didnt make these videos.
Why is that Chrissy? Are you known for lying?

Chrissy doesnt tell us his strategy other than "hurr hurr its like flipping a coin hurr hurr"

Chrissy wins, so decides to follow the winner with a $203 big boy bet.

Aaaaand Chrissy loses.

Chrissy doubles and adds some with the comment hurr hurr the bigger risk you take the more you should make and calls it a mitchellgale.
Everyone else calls it a quick trip to Brokesville.

Chrissy gets a Ten as his first card and calls this half of a natural.
Surely that'd be the 9 but again, trying to figure out Chrissy's nonsense is a waste of time.

Other than Chrissy pulling out some of his old dialogue (no holla at ya boy) and his "$10 in 1 second is a bazillion dollars in a millenium" nonsense theres nothing of note here.

Easy miss.

[zealanddonk]

Reminder only a few weeks ago Chrissy claimed no one should buy Bitcoin because tthere was no profit to be had.
They were at approx $84k/usd at the time.
Today they hit $100k/usd.

Granted that isnt quite the 3%/day fantasy chrissy has in his colouring in book, but it is yet another example of Chrissy being the nut low.

[zealanddonk]

Good news, after yesterday's super successful Baaaacky video, Chrissy is here with a Spinny video.
Dressed in his ever fashionable gay bathhouse robe, and an opening balance of $12771.44 [more than yesterday] lets see if there are any gems in the next 15 minutes of nonsense.

prediction: no, there wont be

Despite previously telling us how great American roulette is, Chrissy is playing single green zero spinny.

Editing as we go.

Chrissy starts with $71 on Red because why not.

Chrissy also opens with his favourite December gimmick "hurr hurr its near the end of the year. Hurr hurr Jan 15th 99% of people give up on New Year's Resolutions".

Chrissy loses, and only puts $125 on Red, BUT $5 on Green ???? and $25 each on 1st and 2nd dozen.

Chrissy hits 1st dozen but black.

Chrissy jumps off to $350 on Red now, and $10 on Green zero /

Chrissy also snorts like hes had something to help him get of bed.

Black again.

Chrissy now has $20 on Green, and $750 on Red

Chrissy claims the top 3 resolutions are stop cock smoking, lose weight, and make money.
He also claims people give up on making more money resolution by Jan 15th.

Chrissy claims he knew Red was coming because it is a probability.
So why was he wasting money on Green?

Chriossy then rambles about the lottery and claims he bets on things in his favour
Like -EV Spinny?

Chrissy starts rambling about crypto currencies.

LOL Chrissy claims he doesnt fall for scams on Social Media
7m30 Chrissy is going full retard.

Chrissy claims you can go back to when he started with $2k on FB and now its at $13k.

Chrissy now whines that people ignore his advice.

Chrissy now rambles about never having to worry about the cost of anything.

10m12s Chrissy tells us Green hasnt come up for awhile, which is why hes betting on it
Why doesnt he play Carribean Spinny so he has 3 chances per spin to get a Green?

11m40 Chrissy now smacktalks playing slot machines
I'm guessing Chrissy got raped on the slots for the last month or so

Chrissy now claims he has mastered Blaaaacky, despite us not seeing him playing it for probably a year.
He also suggests craps and Poker are bad ideas.
Can you imagine the Toddler Tantrum hed throw from some good poker table smack talk?

Chrissy also claims people spend 5 hrs a day on Social Media.

Chrissy rambles he wants his chums club to be small, which is good because he is having problems finding broke idiots to join.

Despite throwing some big boy bets around and Hedging on green like a motherfucker
Chrissy runs away with just oer $300 profit for his 15 minutes.

So, this is a very weak watch if you miss Chrissy's idiocy.
There might be a clip or two for Krustyford but otherwise not a lot here.

O and: no hollar at ya boi.
Things must be tough at the Mitchell Bunker.

[Peter Binklage]

Spotted another goatlifecash billboard here in Vegas, this time on the West side of Maryland just North of Sahara.

[Peter Binklage]

1dollarboxcar: didn’t get pics cuz i was in a hurry this morning. Drove past it again this afternoon and noticed it is actually a static billboard, but i didn’t take a pic cuz it faces north and i was driving northbound. Pretty similar to the previous billboard but the background is black.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy likely using this photo on the Billboard, considering he just posted it on Fakebook ...



Looks like some cheap, non-suite hotel room he probably took a long time ago.

Not unlike his infamous Lie of staying at the Ritz Carlton when in fact it was a JW Marriott, lol



I also saw a Billboard on Las Vegas Bvd.

It said "GOT CHICLETS???"



#FALSE TEETH LIFE BABY!

[Tariq Reed]

Spotted another goatlifecash billboard here in Vegas, this time on the West side of Maryland just North of Sahara.

Here it is! Thanks for spotting it!

It's on Google maps, I didn't even have to waste 10 minutes driving there. Awesome!

[Pickleball]

Does The Bloat have this kind of money to throw away on renting a billboard?
Not sure if these prices include off Strip locations?



Off Strip possible pricing.


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