You did the same thing on tydepoker. lol irony.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
How many people did you ban in the first week?
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You did the same thing on tydepoker. lol irony.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
How many people did you ban in the first week?
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Originally Posted by Tyde
I always let people call into radio and say what they want directly to me. My only requirement is that they are sober and let me speak, too.
I also let anyone come on here and criticize me, so I don't know what you're talking about.
I thought yesterday you were sucking my dick for banning fluffer. Now you're ranting at me because of it. Get dried out, Marty.
by the way Todd....when I walked up to Mark Seif drunk as fuck at WSOP to shake his hand and asked him about you...
he still hated your ass
probably still does
you opted to spin the story as 'drunk Marty' bothering him in the Amazon room
I assure you he didn't appreciate your tactics and character assassinations
how you both exchanged videos on rawvegas.com and never engaged each other directly to resolve your conflict.
pretty sure you insisted on those terms before you made your official 'statement' LOL
you don't have the fucking balls to debate anyone in the poker world LIVE outside of PFA radio when you can't cut them off before the 8 second delay
Another of Druff's threads where Tyde feels it should be all about him. I thought there was a rule about that.
And Marty, you've seen the outcome of blabbing about your life on these sites, if people want to gamble on it, its their choice.
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Originally Posted by Dan DruffWtfQuote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
I always let people call into radio and say what they want directly to me. My only requirement is that they are sober and let me speak, too.
I also let anyone come on here and criticize me, so I don't know what you're talking about.
I thought yesterday you were sucking my dick for banning fluffer. Now you're ranting at me because of it. Get dried out, Marty.
I'm sober I assure you
stick to the subject matter
I'm not being verbally abusive at all
just calling you out on your incredible hypocrisy on multiple levels
is this where you start dropping 'drunk Marty' bombs when I call you on your tactics ?
good to know
yes I absolutely applaud you for banning fluffer he has always been a worthless pos
but you're still a self serving and hypocritical jack off
do it, druff
I'll just leave you in this thread by yourself, Marty.
Have fun.
aaannnnnnnnnnnd the definition of bi polar
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Originally Posted by Dan DruffWtfQuote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
I always let people call into radio and say what they want directly to me. My only requirement is that they are sober and let me speak, too.
I also let anyone come on here and criticize me, so I don't know what you're talking about.
I thought yesterday you were sucking my dick for banning fluffer. Now you're ranting at me because of it. Get dried out, Marty.
sorry you have never had a beer or smoked a doob in your entire life and now run a (ahem) 'radio' show where you get to run your mouth to maybe 50 or 60 dickheads in a semi dead industry
keep ripping on my drinking habits if it makes you feel better about your life
this is standard Druff deflection strat folks
Todd I'm sorry you're stuck with a kid and some chick you bagged off Facebook living in some shit 2 bedroom apartment because you're too cheap to buy a house
personally I like to be mobile
currently living beachfront with no skank breathing down my neck, and no overly neglected brat shitting on my knee while I'm glued to my computer
[8:29:34 PM] xxxxxx: being the jew he is doesn't he know he is just burning money on rent instead of a mortgage?
:lol2
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Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide
you degenerate fuck, do you really wanna go there ?
LOL check you out all uppity now like you just got baptized
guess Daniel's shit smells like roses now folks
you're no saint holmes
get off your high horse already
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
so you just bounce when you get confronted with valid critique
standard Todd
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I shut down Tydenation because that's how little I cared. It was an easy decision.
If I wanted to relaunch a new site, I guarantee it would smoke that amateur hour bullshit at PokerDOUCHEalert
I just don't want to bother with the same gang of ignorant clowns . They simply aren't worth it
But if I change my mind, Tydenation is sitting there ready to go.
In case anyone missed this gem. JUSTIFIEDhomicide is the author. Enjoy
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So, anyway I get to Vegas at like 11AM and am obv stoked. I stay at the Wynn, which is an absolute beautiful place. I am on the 51st floor. The view is amazing overlooking the many pools and wonderful golf course they have there.
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So, I settle in and my first night I have plans to goto dinner with Barry and his wife. He had made reservations for us to goto Gallaghers? steakhouse in NYNY and it was supposed to be amazing. So, I am just hanging out the first day, put in a small bet at the Wynn on the Blazers that night and had a Vodka and Pineapple at the bar while I waited for Barry to come. Barry picks me up and we head back to his place, about 15 minutes away. Barry has an awesome house and an awesome wife. He lives in a great neighbourhood and he was in my top 5 people I have met so far from NWP. We got to his house and he showed me around for a few mins and informed me about alot of interesting facts about the city of LV. We finished up and head over to meet his wife for our dinner plans. So, everything is going fine as we order and I am feeling good. All of a sudden, I start to sweat a little and don't feel so hot. Our steak comes and I am pumped. It's like a 60$ steak and I havent eaten much all day. I take my first few bites and it is like touching your tongue to the first vagina you have ever experienced. it is money... As I am chewing, I feel the food just not making it down to my stomach for some reason, it decided to camp out in my chest. So, all of a sudden I start sweating profusely and have to excuse myself. I end up going to the bathroom and yacking up everything, including what I thought were my intestines. I get back to the table about 5 mins later pale as fuck, and all of my blood vessels popped in my face. AWESOME first impression, these people must think I am a crackhead. I don't know why I got sick, and I never get sick, but that night it happened to happen. So, Barry and I depart and he drives me back toward my hotel, but obv I had to meetup with someone to get weed first(cures the stomach always). So, I go back to the Wynn and blow some weed and just lurk around watching lil holdem and the iceman playing in some 2k event, whatever. Nothing special. Jewdonk texts me about 10 times looking to meet up and take me on some car date down the strip in the ever so tempting c70..More to come on that...
So, I call Jewdonk and he begins to rant for hours on end about his setup here in LV(this was when he lived with the asian donk) and how #2 fucked him over and was supposed to give him a place to stay blah blah I wasnt evn listening, just smoking while he talked my ear off. So, finally I get Jewdonk to come over to the Wynn later that night and We will play some cards and smoke, whatever. So, night time comes around and I hear a knock at my door after about 10 texts. It is this little man with jeans as tight as a hippster and his shiny 35$ walmart white sneakers with the tongue sticking out. The Jewdonk.... At first I couldn't smell him, maybe because my room smelled like weed, but he came in and opened his mouth running off NWP and internet comments every 3 seconds. I could feel another Es0esque meetup to follow. I had seen alot of pictures of jewdonk, but I never knew he had the complexion of a 60 year old drunk. He had craters on his face that were pretty noticeable. in fact, it got to the point where I had to stop making eye contact with him at all times. He must have thought I was looking for something the entire time we were together becuase I would either stare at the ground or look up at the ceiling like I was brainstorming the cure for AIDS. I just couldn't look at him in fear I would crack up laughing without any explenation of why. Also, it didn't that the gap in his teeth rivaled only Michael Strahan. Whatever, so, he comes in and whips out one of those crack type of bowls for us to hit. It's made of all metal and you could probably unscrew it and use the end as a drill bit or something. it was literally a horrible experience. the metal was so fucking hot I could have branded myself with each hit I took. Whatever, so we get stoned and I put on some cologne and Jewdonk puts on his stale cigerette cologne and we head out. We just walk around the Wynn for a little until I am tired of Jewdonk begging me and my friend to take a ride in his car and see all the lights and goto the top of the stratosphere. My friend kept asking me why this old dude was asking us to go on this romantic date, and he wouldn't let up. I explained to him that I was sick earlier and not feeling well, but he kept insisting he was my host and should let him take me. I told him if he's my host where the fuck are my free rooms and 100$ blackjack dollars..... So, finally he goes home and we part ways..
So, the next day I wake up and want to start playing some poker. I goto Venetian and instantly dump about 1300 in the 1/3 game with Aces and Kings cracked within an hour. Among other tilty things going on. I continue to play and lose my ass, so I go over to TI. I play there for awhile and am exchanging texts with jewdonk every 15 minutes with updates like he was my girlfriend. He tells me he is like, in the TI parking lot, so he comes in to play with us. My friend Evan and I are at the table and a bunch of losers as well, sitting in this funeral setting poker room they call TI. My kitchen at home has more tables than this fucking dump and the waitresses were so bad, they would have PAID Jewdonk to fuck them. So, in comes tight pants marty with his infamous buyin amount to the 1/3TI game. he is so pumped and nervous as he sits directly to my left. This is when I notice the awesome stench of week old marlboros and a weak attempt at a breathe mint. I cant remember if he ordered a drink or not, but I am pretty sure he declined, because he knew he would turn into an even more embarressing version of himself.. So, I am stuck like another 600 or so playing like a complete maniac. Raising any 2 just knowing that any raise marty calls, he is basically putting his first born in the pot. He thinks he can hang at first, calling a few raises, than dwindles down to about his last 145$ to his name... This is when infamous things happen... The table is not very talkative at all, besides me being crazy and laughing about it nonstop..Jewdonk gets dealt KTss or something awful and I obv bump it to 17 or whatever I was making it every hand. Jewdonk calls and some other dude calls and probably someone else, because every pot was 5 handed.. So, the flop comes A84 with 1 spade and action is very slow. The turn is an 8s and a small bet is made by one of the randoms that called me. jewdonk calls with his flush draw. The river is Xs and jewdonk now has the flusheroo! I could feel him breathing as if he had just dropped out of a chopped in the middle of baghdad like blackhawk down. he was zoned in and ready to take this pot. the action is to him and he bets out. the guy thinks for a minute and close to min raises jewdonk. Jewdonk stands up and all 5'6 of him shoves his chips in the middle faster than phil helmuth and the guy instacalls. jewdonk declares "NUTS!!" and tables his KTss with a giant gap tooth smile. The guy sits in shock! he can't believe it...... No...he's not upset he lost...he can't believe Jewdonk thinks he has the nuts, and quickly turns over A8 for a boat, and asks "Umm nuts? Man, I have a boat".... Jewdonks dreams and crushed....He falls back in his chair as if someone had just shoved him into his chest. he flails around for a minute or two mumbling about how that is the last of his money, and his entire weekend is ruined and he can't do anything now. He quickly went in for the kill and asked me if he could "borrow a hundred bones" and he promised he would get me back with that fat friday paycheck(lolomon) So, after about a minute of griping with himself, he downs whatever free drink he could to stay hydrated for the next few hours, and went on his merry way with his head down lower than the hunchback of notre dame. That was the last time I could take seeing our little friendly fella. I will say this, jewdonk is a really nice guy, he is just delusional, and kinda smells, and definitely dyes his hair, and well...you get it...
I continued to play and lose a few hundred and was down 1700 at this pojnt in the trip... More to come shortly, including my meeting with Micon and Brandon Pimpdrexel, as well as round 2 with Barry
Only in Tyde's delusional land is calling some a retard not being verbally abusive.
Is that the environment you grew up in, did everyone call you retard?
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Originally Posted by TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide
you degenerate fuck, do you really wanna go there ?
LOL check you out all uppity now like you just got baptized
guess Daniel's shit smells like roses now folks
you're no saint holmes
get off your high horse already
aannnnnd here we go. You say that every time. Especially the shit line. Weird.
No, I was just pointing out how within 20 posts you went from Druffs side to completely wasting him
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Originally Posted by DRK Star
More like poke a hole in the red bull can. It's gonna be a classy and stable night