Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

Funny you ask about the AI voice apps.

I have one which is the best available to the public, and in fact costs money to use. I've used it for radio a few times. I did some excellent versions of poker players Eric Persson, Robbi Jade Lew, and Doug Polk. I did pretty good impressions of celebrities like Ed Sheeran and Vin Scully. I did an okayish one of Donald Trump.

But you know who it just can't do well? Christopher Mitchell. Comes off sounding robotic and nothing like him. Not sure why.

They've updated it, so maybe I'll try again. Otherwise an AI Chrissy would have appeared at the beginning of radio months ago.

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BedWetterBettor: Ahahahahaha, would love to see a Video of this Tweet spliced with the Video of Chrissy and the 4 Fuckwads smiling like idiots saying "Am I a Scammer??" "Hurr hurr We're All Scammers" and Flaming Dave saying "Ohhhh yess, definitely a Scammer derrrp!

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you mean like this ??? :)))))))))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoHCgCF6Lig

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Originally Posted by UtahDrone

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Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar

as @Rivers stated.... Billy Goat was live with some sheep.... caught the tail end of it.... and i made sure to get a download.... i haven't watched the whole thing yet.... it's the mindless crew of the Un Masterful Event playing stadium roulette can be seen here....


https://files.catbox.moe/g45ixx.mp4

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Hey @1dollarboxcar, do you have any of my old “Christopher Mitchell’s Stanky Shorts” videos downloaded and saved? I know you said you had used some of my NYE $20k losing Georgia bet video. Do you have that entire video that I made also? I’m hoping someone has some of those videos saved. LMK. Thanks.

Also, has anyone tried any of the AI voice apps? Asking for a friend.

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sorry bro i do not.... as you know i have " borrowed " some videos from existing channels but sadly i did not save any videos from the Skanky Shorts Channel .... i only started saving videos when i started up my channel.... i wish i had them old videos too !! i really want that one when he was crying in that hotel room just after the 21k loss on NYE.... dammit !!

and sadly Rangers win that series.... let's see if Krissy has the balls to post any winning tickets... in light of the recent events....

way to go @Druff !!! :))))))))))))))))))))))))

so i take it that they didn't get comped at Barry's Steak House.... inside the Circa Casino.... LMAO... LMBO.... :)))))))))))

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Funny you ask about the AI voice apps.

I have one which is the best available to the public, and in fact costs money to use. I've used it for radio a few times. I did some excellent versions of poker players Eric Persson, Robbi Jade Lew, and Doug Polk. I did pretty good impressions of celebrities like Ed Sheeran and Vin Scully. I did an okayish one of Donald Trump.

But you know who it just can't do well? Christopher Mitchell. Comes off sounding robotic and nothing like him. Not sure why.

They've updated it, so maybe I'll try again. Otherwise an AI Chrissy would have appeared at the beginning of radio months ago.

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Which one do you use? You can DM me if you want. I’ve looked into this one a little bit but haven’t taken the time to upload voice samples yet: https://play.ht/pricing/

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

Funny you ask about the AI voice apps.

I have one which is the best available to the public, and in fact costs money to use. I've used it for radio a few times. I did some excellent versions of poker players Eric Persson, Robbi Jade Lew, and Doug Polk. I did pretty good impressions of celebrities like Ed Sheeran and Vin Scully. I did an okayish one of Donald Trump.

But you know who it just can't do well? Christopher Mitchell. Comes off sounding robotic and nothing like him. Not sure why.

They've updated it, so maybe I'll try again. Otherwise an AI Chrissy would have appeared at the beginning of radio months ago.

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Thats easy, those other people have souls.

i guess he felt the need to make a video at 2:30 am LV time.... probably to try and " trump " over the very damming last 2 videos i made in hopes that his video is more visible than mine in the YT algorithm.... aka damage control.... anyways you can watch and or download here....

https://files.catbox.moe/bvqqsw.mp4

Squirtstopher wearing the cheapest looking, No Name Knights Jersey in today’s horse shit video!

No Bet slips shown, no footage of the Masturbator Mind event means they Lost at the tables like they did in Chicago, Tampa and the 2nd Birthday Booty Bash! Because Hurr hurr documentation beats masturbation!



And a comment from India professes their LOVE for the little midget. Wish we could roll that footage of Chrissy saying how much he “hates people from India because it’s a 3rd world country where people always beg him for Money!” How ironic?

Didn’t watch the whole video but his “new Stragedy” seems to be bet on the last winner, if it loses… sit out! Hahahahaha, great thinking, I’m sure there’s NO WAY you could lose 7-8 Martys doing that!?!? Didn’t BeatTheJerk invent this stragedy or just borrowed it from another hustler touting a winning system?

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TheRivers: Same Stategy from his previous play at hmmm video

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You’re probably right, can’t stand his voice even at 2x. Since he’s super hoarse voiced in this vid, he was likely drinking with the Chums(Hurr hurr don’t get distracted with 5 cocktails!) annnnnd was shouting after losing like a moron. Why else be up at 2am making a video? Shouldn’t he be sleeping like a baby after showing the elite 4 fuckwads his new super duper winning strategy? Or was that another complete lie?

Althogh yesterday's live is probably more tempting, the clip in 1DBC tells us all we need to know for now:
Chrissy got at least 4 chums (was this 2 + 2 spaces that quickly sold out, or just 4 and he could shift the last 2 spots)
Of those chums there is some asshole who happily chimes in when Chrissy asks if they are being scammed.

it is very likely Chrissy deleted yesterday's nonsense video because he realised the flaw in that video was you just kept betting same winning colour.
Today's version is going back to the old "each number has 3 ways to win, so pick one and see what happens"

Anyways enough of that, today's nonsense sadly is 39m24 long
"Amazing roulette strategy watch Chrissy play roulette and win"
Start balance $814 <<--- This is consistent with the deleted video end balance.

Subscribers at time of viewing 6.43k
Given he was doing hundreds per day of subscribers leading up to 5k it looks like he's captured his key audience one way or another.

Chrissy is wearing a golden knights top.

In the recent video that was deleted Chrissy showed a new strategy of sit out on a loser, chase a winner.
Lets see if he continues that nonense.

AS noted, Chrissy made this at 2:24am, his live video was earlier in the same day with chums.
As others have pointed out, this likely means yesterday was the end of the Mastermind event and Chrissy's arse is still itchy.

1m20 chrissy holds up his strategy card which is sit out on loser, chase a winner from the deleted video

4m50 Blah blah blah big bankroll, small bets takes $50k to $100k to the casinos with him
Interesting how this number has been flucuating the last 2 weeks.

Chrissy wins a bet and points out he could change from even, high, red in other words he's going back to his old trick the chums strategy that they "guessed wrong" if they lose

8m15 Chrissy rambles he wins all the time with this strategy and this video is proof of it, despite this nonsense going on for another 30 minutes.

13m30 Chrissy bets on even and red, when he meant to bet on even and black
hurr hurr its 2am hurr hurr
I'm sure there are plenty of ranty videos where he nuts off about no excuses and blah blah blah

Anyways Chrissy is betting any 2 of odd/even, red/black, hi/lo at this point, and claiming a Win if one of the two options hits.
Hes also betting variable amounts on the two options as well.

Chrissy claims he has nothing to sell in this video: Does this mean hes ending the chums club and mastermind events?

21m Chrissy reminds us this strategy is extremely low stress
Chrissy doesnt tell us what to do if it is back to back Greens

28m45 Chrissy tells us you dont have to guess......except if you dont follow the exact same bet that won, you are guessing, and you are still -EV.

31m Chrissy gets all secretive with us....like he knows something...."hurr hurr if it lands on a specific number I know what my next bet will be hurr hurr
Bad news, Chrissy loses his bet so we'll never know for sure what his opportunity was.

31m45 Chrissy reminds us this is a great strategy, you'll never get bored and you can literally print money.
Sure, why not.

32m45 Chrissy has a big boy $25 bet on Red......and despite no guessing, it comes up Black.

34m20 Now Chrissy stops to think and decides to bet $50 on High, and $5 each on 2nd and 3rd dozen.
Remember this is a simple $1 strategy, low risk, low stress, blah blah blah

34m50 LOL 2 Black comes out Chrissy down to $745 (down $70 in 35 minutes) despite this strategy printing money

Chrissy claims this is perfect and tries to do his "Beautiful Mind" impression with the last results because...
Roulette is unpredictable.

36m13 Chrissy throws out $100 on high, $15 on second, and $10 on third because he couldnt click fast enough

thats at least 3 mistakes made by gambling at 2:30am: the 3rd being recording this nonsense and posting it

Also kids, remember a system where you are betting $125 from a $745 bankroll is both low stress and totally not greedy.

37m02 After winning a big boy bet (and new dealer turning up) Chrissy decides to stop because hes won $$35 in 37 minutes before taxes

Chrissy impresses us with basic math: Blah blah blah he tells us his winning percentage is 55%
remember when he ranted that only idiots care about winning percentages: he was happy with himself

This is mostly missable: The net result is he only plays roughly 66% of the spins and its very much the "pick 1 or 2 or even 3 of the last win characteristics" which translates into "either bet more options that are -EV or guess wrong and lose again" which ultimately means more money for Chrissy through his affliate link.

This is barely worth watching.

Red Rock is next, Chrissy boy

https://twitter.com/ToddWitteles/sta...41023447425163

Ya know….I used to think this guy was full of crap because he was showing huge bets online and seemingly every video was of him winning. But there’s no way to fake this. Three days ago he showed a session where he made $500K at Dana White’s private table at Red Rock. And then yesterday he showed himself losing $1M at that same table. The guy clearly has money (or at least the confidence to take out huge markers).

You see Chrissy…this is how you prove to people you are real. Of course we know that Dana White won’t be inviting you to his table any time soon. But if you’re truly a high roller they’ll allow you to film….and you can easily show how you win the huge piles of money you claim to be winning. And this was at Red Rock…so you don’t even have to go far away from your latest rental home to be able to film.

https://youtu.be/EtMxJF4mmEg?si=BqTGXQUtMMumnihw

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Originally Posted by TheRivers

Ya know….I used to think this guy was full of crap because he was showing huge bets online and seemingly every video was of him winning. But there’s no way to fake this. Three days ago he showed a session where he made $500K at Dana White’s private table at Red Rock. And then yesterday he showed himself losing $1M at that same table. The guy clearly has money (or at least the confidence to take out huge markers).

You see Chrissy…this is how you prove to people you are real. Of course we know that Dana White won’t be inviting you to his table any time soon. But if you’re truly a high roller they’ll allow you to film….and you can easily show how you win the huge piles of money you claim to be winning. And this was at Red Rock…so you don’t even have to go far away from your latest rental home to be able to film.

https://youtu.be/EtMxJF4mmEg?si=BqTGXQUtMMumnihw

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cody is a regulars streamer on Stake. he shtick is he wears his emotions on the screen, good and bad. there is thread in here about stake somewhere. i watch a couple of their gamblers and enjoy the degeneracy, regardless of whether some of their losses may be subsidized. it beats listening tot he news or watching the referees ruin the NFL.

Emperor SquirtsTantine shows off a Massive win in his cheap black hoodie and lame bunker video!



Haven’t watched it yet , but his Massive profit is $53… hahahahaha! Little Kyle can’t squirt out a win of $200 or more? So much for winning thousands a day? The fact he can’t show any winning videos footage from the Masturbator mind meeting proves they lost cuz Hurr durr documentation beats conversation!

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Emperor SquirtsTantine shows off a Massive win in his cheap black hoodie and lame bunker video!



Haven’t watched it yet , but his Massive profit is $53… hahahahaha! Little Kyle can’t squirt out a win of $200 or more? So much for winning thousands a day? The fact he can’t show any winning videos footage from the Masturbator mind meeting proves they lost cuz Hurr durr documentation beats conversation!

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I'll watch it in probably 4 hours' time.

For a guy who needs $333/day just to clear his big boy chicago rent problems, he is going very slowly about it.

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Emperor SquirtsTantine shows off a Massive win in his cheap black hoodie and lame bunker video!



Haven’t watched it yet , but his Massive profit is $53… hahahahaha! Little Kyle can’t squirt out a win of $200 or more? So much for winning thousands a day? The fact he can’t show any winning videos footage from the Masturbator mind meeting proves they lost cuz Hurr durr documentation beats conversation!

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I tried to type this without seeing the most recent NON-LIVE video. I was just going to say, "Let me guess", since this is NOT under the Live Tab on CM's YT channel, I bet he won and it was a reasonably decent win.

Well, I must admit I saw the post above which spelled out his massive $53 win. But just goes to show, this guy LOSES when it's really live. I have this feeling we won't be seeing REAL live videos anymore for a while. CM is down quite above expectation since he started going live in the past two weeks...with that INFAMOUS $1,000 LOSS in mere minutes being his greatest piece of DOCUMENTATION ever.

Do we have a tally on the live sessions in the past two weeks? ONLY really live ones. Has he deleted any TRULY LIVE streams?

To anyone thinking of joining CM's BS Elite Chum Masters, have a look at these true LIVE results. They are horrendous and would be on top of your $399 you give to him.

Thank you BWB. To summarize:

Live sessions (including deleted videos):

#1 Loss -$490
#2 Loss -$1,000
#3 Loss -$180
#4 Win +$50 hahahaha!

= MINUS $1,620 total. This is his only documented play in 2023 that we know of (everything else is prerecorded). Let that sink in.

At least you tried Chrissy.

Weird how the video that shows you can make "$100 from home, easily" only makes $55 in the video.

Didn't watch, just skimmed at 5 minute intervals to see the balance change.

quite the degenerate today... another video that snuck by me.... his 2nd of the day.... i haven't watched it yet .... but here's a link if you want to use that...



https://files.catbox.moe/q9g5hx.mp4

No FB posts in 9 days annnnnnd No Sports Bet Tickets shown in 30 days! Lack of documentation proves the Colt Dolt lost his ass on MLB annnnnnd NHL! My picks have been pretty stellar folks, but if you wanna know what they are, you have to attend my Masturbator Mindset Event for whatever price my rent in other States happens to be!?!



No Sushi Dinner with the 4 Fuckwad Chums means the Vegas extortion scheme was another Loss for the Bloat! Since Squirtstopher can’t show footage of them winning Thousands and Thowwwwsands like he Guaranteed! Outside of that Massive $50 win of course, hahahaha! Yep “folks, you’ll make your 5K back, I swear, just do this $50 win and run like a pussy strategy that I always use 100 times a day!!! But don’t acknowledge the $1000 loss, $490 loss, $180 loss or $357 loss along the way, otherwise you’re just a jealous, dead broke douchebag hater who knows how to do Math!?!?”

Chrissy asking his FB followers what one video they’d like to see him make. Wonder how long a comment of “a video where you show us your win/loss statements for the past 2 years from all the major casinos” would last.

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Originally Posted by TheRivers

Chrissy asking his FB followers what one video they’d like to see him make. Wonder how long a comment of “a video where you show us your win/loss statements for the past 2 years from all the major casinos” would last.

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Yea, I chuckled at the absurdity of the responses so far... It's so satisfying to see how easily Squirtstopher gets goaded into posting whenever I call him out here! Hahaha, dance little monkey dance!




This could be a fun one for US though...

I'll start, since we've seen his "interviews" about Squrting and Getting into the back seat of Trucks already, how about this?

Show the Videographer's footage of the Tampa Booty Bash tour where Brandon, JC Barber Fitness Jailbird and Kimo were tossed from the group. Then do a follow up or Where are They Now segment from all those Bird Brains that attended and went Broke that day!

Does Gary have a Mean Right Hook? Or did you get your black eye running to the Glory Hole to fast?

Did you shit yourself when the judge was about to hold you in contempt and did you bring a change of sweat pants in case?

Who’s the better lover, Bob Hesley or Brian Ockert?

More video topic suggestions for Christopher Mitchell:

1) You have had more than 1,000 people join your inner circle but you currently only have around 10. What happened to the other 990 people?

2) Can you do a follow up video with your most successful student Jeff Smith? Is he still making $50,000/month or is he roasting hot dogs over a garbage can?

3) When you are eating a fancy lavish dinner by yourself at a casino restaurant, what is Stacy cooking for herself and NVB at home? Mac & Cheese?

4) Stacy is a hot MILF. How often do you have sex with her and is no hole off limits?

5) When you drove your RV to Las Vegas in late 2019/early 2020, you were a skinny scrawny guy with teeth like Golem. Can you tell us what your steroid regimen is and where you obtain them?

6) Since you say that winning at Roulette requires "first grade math", can you give us a detailed explanation of how this math works?

7) Can you show us your Rolex and tell us how to get the best possible deals on expensive watches?

8) Can we get a house tour of your current accommodations in Las Vegas?

9) Why doesn't Stacy have her own car?

10) Why have you never purchased your own home, despite being a millionaire?

11) We haven't seen any bank statement balances in a few years... can you actually show us that you're a millionaire?

12) Are you an idiot who actually believes his own gambling nonsense, or are you a sociopath?

13) Can you give us a list of 5 friends who you regularly communicate with and socialize with? (these 5 friends should not have any financial relationship with you)


I have probably a 100 more video suggestions for Christopher Mitchell, but it's unlikely that he would make any of them.

Just two for me
1)
The God's honest truth of the Stace in the shitter story since there are at least two very different versions.

For new people, this story is when chrissy claimed he had discovered Baaacky, was down to his last money, Stace was going to divorce him and he dragged her to the casino to watch him win an inconsistent amount that supposedly grew to $50k which he then either lost or didnt lose depending on the day he is telling the story and his intended chums listening.

2) Now that slotLady and Victor have revealed they are in an open relationship and set up an OnlyFans, can you tell us Mr Horney's odds of banging Stace and as Tariq reed said, since she's a hot Milf, will Stace be setting up an OnlyClams any time soon?

Squirtstopher does yet Another Lame $50 video to distract from the fact he and the chums LOST big at the Masturbator Mindset meeting two days ago! He’s wearing a Chicago jersey to remind him he has to pay the rent there for 3 more months without going back cuz he’s too broke to fly there!



Someone even commented on Chrissy’s True Talent and what he Really did for $50 a Day!!!

Where are all those millionaires that you shared your newest , most bestest super duper elite Stragedy with? Certainly not any of these dipshits!

BWB you forgot the best part: the thumbnail.
Chrissy looks like hes getting rogered (by life in general), rather than happy or amazed.
That or he is doing an impression of one of his chums when they also lose $1000 in 3 spins.


Also, despite chrissy's claims he hasnt monetized his channel because he doesnt want to be "owned by Youtube", as 1DBC pointed out, Chrissy is absolutely pumping out the content.

Being banned from 1 casino, and likely also Red Rock probably triggered a mini-breakdown.

I wouldnt want to be in the Bunker when his Youtube channel gets Yeeted yet again.

todays episode of goatshit gone crazy, i haven't watched it yet.... but you can use this link if you wish


https://files.catbox.moe/70hmjn.mp4

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Forum Wars: Pre-recorded, $50-something in 30-something minutes: Hey Chrissy, you know who can do videos like that? Anyone (with a cutting room floor beneath them). The point is you FAILED when it mattered, i.e. when you were live for real!!!

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Yea but Hurr hurr he did 3 times in One day! So it’s Documented that he does it Every Single Day! Just like the sports bets that haven’t been seen in over 30 days and those winning Live casino videos from the Cum Bum chums Masturbator Meeting this week! But if you don’t believe they won, you’re just a jealous dead broke hater!?!?

Ya know what else little Kyle did 3 times a day for 10 years not so straight???









This one is Chrissy getting into the Masturbator Mindset, lol!

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Forum Wars: Pre-recorded, $50-something in 30-something minutes: Hey Chrissy, you know who can do videos like that? Anyone (with a cutting room floor beneath them). The point is you FAILED when it mattered, i.e. when you were live for real!!!

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Yea but Hurr hurr he did 3 times in One day! So it’s Documented that he does it Every Single Day! Just like the sports bets that haven’t been seen in over 30 days and those winning Live casino videos from the Cum Bum chums Masturbator Meeting this week! But if you don’t believe they won, you’re just a jealous dead broke hater!?!?

Ya know what else little Kyle did 3 times a day for 10 years not so straight???

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You know it is hilarious that he thinks people will think he is LIVE when it is prerecorded. In his last three vids, where I think he basically makes around $50 in 30 mins (claiming over $100 per hour doing this), he says things like my video is LIVE, you can see the timestamp below, I document everything, blah blah blah. OK, idiot, how do you make a prerecorded video without first recording LIVE things to put in it. Nobody is buying his BS with his weird "live" explanation anymore.

Everyone who has been watching him lately knows he CANNOT do live, because, his sytem doesn't work as he clearly demonstrated (its just Martingale/Grand Martingale, long disproved as beatable systems in practice).

These non-monetized YT vids, which are just free ads (he NEVER made much when they were monetized), well, the value to him is always just to bring in Suckah'''s $399 monthly buys.

Not hating Chrissy. Just being entertained by a Clown and trying to save a chum or two from wasting lots of money on long long long ago proven non-working systems!

Was expecting him to come clean on the Kyle Prescott persona, and maybe even tell the trucker story again in his latest video, his documentary, but instead we get a story about how he was a male stripper who slept with hundreds of WOMEN (he makes sure he emphasize "WOMEN") still covering up his gay/bisexual past.

We hear a lot of the same song and dance about his life. Boring video.

A “documentary” of him talking in front of a mural for 75 minutes. Guess he finally gave up on the professionally produced documentary idea.

No chance I’m watching all of this.

Oh the Lies and inconsistent nonsense in today’s video!

Now there’s a story of some magical money that Chrissy’s sainted mother left him(that we’ve never heard of until today Hurr hurr) and his Dad embezzled this money for years folks!! Problem is, he doesn’t say it’s from a Life insurance policy! No folks, he claims this was “Social Security money” hahahahaha! Not sure about the state of Ohio, but I’m pretty sure someone who dies at 35 wasn’t collecting Social Security. Mayyyyybe Disability , but that stops once they perish! There’s no secret trust fund set up for the kiddies of this Sainted cancer victim! The only way he and Roidy Drew would get monthly checks is through a life insurance payout, making this new wrinkle in the story a Complete Lie! He also forgets to tell us about how he had a 2000 Honda Civic? Did he manifest that car or buy it with this mysterious trust fund? Why was he broke when the Truck driver picked him up?? And now he claims he lived with Drew for a while? Funny we NEVER heard this before either. So this is a whole new ball of lies done for Sympathy.

He also claims he tried out for Gym training and had to PAY THEM rent! Hahahahaha, sure sure and Chrissy had sold his MLM business for 6 figures whilst making 51k a day selling $7 lead funnels! Lol!



The BS continues about how he met some Black guy in CA and THAT is how he started in MLM and he was rich & successful ever since!

And the sheep in his comments also point out his Lies and Inconsistency like being an Uber driver, having a Car washing businesses or whatever fraudulent ventures he had!



Annnnnd we get a new filming location… a cheap rented White pleather recliner and a plant faker looking than his Teeth, Sexuality and Life style! “Hurr hurr this couch is fake folks, these teeth are fake folks, this 3 inch boner I get from masturbating for Old Gay dudes is Fake…”

Also, the infamous Stacy sharted herself while made $800 at Baccy has more wrinkles to it.. yet again. First it was, he made $50 profit, then it was $1000 profit, now it's back down to $800 in 30 minutes. The new wrinkle is he had to pay a 35% interest fee for the Pay day loan. Assuming it's $800, that's $280 folks!!! So after all is said and done, his $50 profit became a NEGATIVE $230 outing for him and Stacykins! He was able to do that every day since NVB was born to become debt free... Let that Sink in!!!

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Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor

Now there’s a story of some magical money that Chrissy’s sainted mother left him(that we’ve never heard of until today Hurr hurr) and his Dad embezzled this money for years folks!! Problem is, he doesn’t say it’s from a Life insurance policy! No folks, he claims this was “Social Security money” hahahahaha! Not sure about the state of Ohio, but I’m pretty sure someone who dies at 35 wasn’t collecting Social Security. Mayyyyybe Disability

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I'm not 100% sure on the details, or what determines who gets what, however my biological father passed away in 2011 when I was 15. He would have been in his mid-late 30s. I have no memories of meeting him but I guess he was around when I was like 2 or 3 years old.

My mom never received child support from him, but when he passed away she started receiving $640/mo from SSI because of his death. She used this money for "child support" until I moved out on my own at the age of 17 and gave me the checks. The checks came to an end when I turned 19.

the Fantasy Land all Lies Life Story can be seen here... i haven't watched it yet....

https://files.catbox.moe/6c8jek.mp4

Would be interesting to know what happened to all the footage that the videographer took. Forgetting for the moment the footage from the two failed masterminds (which of course Chrissy doesn’t want anyone to see) there were also all of the “conversation” clips that the guy was filming of just Chrissy telling his story. Wonder if the bills for the videography service were never paid and therefore Chrissy has no rights to any of that footage.

As a kid I enjoyed watchingn saturday morning cartoons, now I have to decide how much of saturday morning I want to spend watching this clownish nonsense.

At some point I think I'll write my reviews offline then post them, and probably use key words or whatever so we can better "organise" Chrissy's lies.

Sounds like e's retelling the Stace in the shitter story becaue that is one of the few stories he can claim to be the hero, yet he has to keep changing it, which is odd if it was the truth...

Catch you in an hour or so with my review of his nonsense.

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I'm including the line "Uncles Fester the self-molester": Guess which minute I use it and I'd give you a prize, but since I'm watching Chrissy's video you know there is no real prize and you wouldnt actually get it.

But feel free to guess when it is.

Skimmed through a little bit of it…yeah the “Stace in the shitter” story has changed again. Last time he told it he said he sold his business to get the bankroll needed for that actual day. Now it’s that he opened a payday for that day and then sold his business because he needed a new bankroll after whatever money he won on that day also went bye bye.

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Sounds like e's retelling the Stace in the shitter story becaue that is one of the few stories he can claim to be the hero, yet he has to keep changing it, which is odd if it was the truth...

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Fortunately for Chrissy, he can repeat stories every 6 months or so, even changing the details since he constantly has a fresh group of Chums that haven't heard his Tall Tails. Even the few bozos that have stuck around are essentially braindead and are not going to catch the fact that the is making up the story as he goes. These people can't even remember he tells them the same stupid bullshit at each Mastermind. Last time it was bet on red at backey, this time you must bet on black.

I am actually surprised Chrissy hasn't tried to just show the same videos every 3 months. He has showed the same video a couple times, but for the most part he has stayed away from that practice

Just remember Folks, you have the edge at Roulette because the GREEN ZEROS Don't hit that often! NOT! Said by no real gambler EVER! Once again, Chrissy's way of ignoring the house edge thinking it doesn't apply to him.

Stace in the Shitter makes me want to vomit, Why couldn't he have said at the Bar or something, but no - most likely dropping a Fat Dump. Fortunately for him, in 6 months when he tells this story again, he can change her location.

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Originally Posted by TheRivers

Chrissy asking his FB followers what one video they’d like to see him make. Wonder how long a comment of “a video where you show us your win/loss statements for the past 2 years from all the major casinos” would last.

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I would love for Chrissy to give us the "Fly on the Wall" perspective from Everytime he asked Mr. Foster for money or for him to cosign for his vehicles or his rentals.

I have said previously that I would never give Chrissy a dime. I take this back, I do feel differently about it now. If there was some way of verifying if the details were true, I would pay good money to hear those conversations, even if he did get the money himself. The entertainment would be priceless.

Unfortunately, our only chance of hearing any of these behind the scenes stories is if Stace left Chrissy, but I am not holding my breath.

Stace, since you read this, you can actually self publish a book on Amazon that will generate a nice windfall, unlike the Piggy bank coloring (Colouring for ZD and the UK readers) book, and whatever other books you attached yourself to.

WARNING: This is just shy of 4000 words


Professional gambler true life story “documentary”
6.56k Subscribers at time of viewing
1h13m32 of very likely nonsense.
Thumbnail of Chrissy dressed in gray and black looking down and left

This is the longest video on his current channel, surpassing a Spinny video from 12 days ago that was 1h404m30s.

Despite claims he would not have ads or monetize the channel in a recent video I got 2 ads at the start of this.

Chrissy in the bunker

45s Chrissy tells us he has a synopsis of the key dates for this video, but wont share everything from his life because that would take hours (and frankly be terrible).

Possibly new info: Chrissy was born in Texas (yawn, cool story bro).

1m27s Chrissy then states Andrew was born AND after that his father cheated on his mother
This differs from other versions that suggest or state that Andrew was born because their father had already cheated.

1m46 Chrissy tells us both his parents grew up in Ohio
From a documentary perspective, Chrissy misses a key interesting point: Why did his parents move to Texas?

1m50 Chrissy claims his mother moved back to Oho to get support from her parents, yet also claims his mother was a single mother implying she had no support.

2m10 Chrissy shows a picture of the “apartments” that he grew up in.
Chrissy tells us his mother worked at Ohio Wedlesyan University
Assumedly it was as a cleaner, but this does explain why Chrissy bitches and moans about people getting a tertiary education.
Also, didn’t Chrissy claim he had a scholarship to Ohio Wesleyan?
It clearly wasn’t merit or intelligence based, so possibly sports based.
How likely is it was for being the child of a (former) employee there?

2m40 Chrissy shows zero understanding of economics, supply and demand, location (and well just about anything to be honest) he claims its odd that the place he grew up is currently $865/month while hurr hurr he’s paying $15k a month for the place in Chicago and Vegas.
We know hes on the hook for 10k for Chicago supposedly, so that narrows Vegas down to $5k.

3m28s At least Chrissy has spent some time working on his scripts, he gives us the sainted mother story…he tells us…she died of cancer *pause* cancer…died of cancer *look to the right, look down*

That pause really helps sell this nonsense.

4m07 Chrissy going balls deep in the sainted mother angle saying every one he talked to since the day she died told me how amazing that she was

4m18 For some odd reason Chrissy now shows the picture of him hunched over his mother’s grave looking like his true form: Uncle Fester the Self Molester

Also, in the background you can see his desktop and Chrissy has “I am affirmations” as a document.
It’s a shame he didn’t include “I am tall” and “I am going to grow my hair back”

4m50 Chrissy is repeating phrases to make them sink in.

5m10 Chrissy claims his heart breaks for his mom, knowing what she knew as she was dying.

5m28 Chrissy claims Drew also hates their father, yet is there any actual evidence of that?

5m29 Chrissy looks like hes about to steal a bit from Chapelle’s “Playa Haters Ball” by claiming his father was the most miserable person Chrissy has ever met.

5m40 Chrissy claims his father “abused” all of his wives, and has been married at least 5 times.
Documentation beats conversation: Are there any court records of any of this?
6m33 Chrissy reminds us he liked wrestling, and put his father in the hospital.

7m05 Chrissy pauses again, huffs, looks up and to the right before telling us……
Some rambling nonsense about meeting his aunt (father’s brother’s former wife).

8m45 Chrissy claims he was working, but doesn’t tell us doing what (unless he means he was working at the grocery store).

9m36 Chrissy claims his mother left him and his brother a lot of money
So, she was a single mother living in cheap accom, who got cancer (type not described) and assumedly couldn’t afford treatment, but lets see where this story goes.

10m10 Chrissy claims his aunt told him he was meant to be getting a check each month since his mother died
I’m no expert but surely A) It would be going to his father for upkeep and/or B) going into a Trust until Chrissy was 18 or 21, or capable of doing first grade math (hurr hurr).

Regardless of the outcome of this story that is the first time we are hearing it, Chrissy still fucks the money away. Let that sink in

11m30 Chrissy claims this money was supposed to be put away so they could get it when they turned 18.
Again, not an American, why was this not put in a trust if it was supposed to go to Dumb and Dumber?
Most telling, why didn’t he sue his father if it realty was embezzlement and why not have him arrested/jailed for same?
Also, did he help Drew get Drew’s share of the money?


12m30 Chrissy claims he got the money redirected to him, that was only going to be paid until he graduated highschool but it meant he could get an apartment by himself
he was the only one in his entire school who lived by themselves
And Chrissy know this because:
A) He asked everyone in his entire school their living arrangements?
B) He made it up

Chrissy is almost giggling when he says this like “real chums will believe everything I say”.
12m37 Even better, that money was so much he could afford an apartment, afford bills, afford food, so he didn’t have to work, and play baseball.

Given Chrissy showed us the apartment he grew up in, how come no evidence of this apartment he claimed to have lived in by himself, with no job for assumedly 6 months?

13:15 Chrissy skips over another key detail
So, we have young Chrissy the wrestler, now playing baseball, assumedly to become a baseball star (as suggested in other videos) but he decides to move to LA instead.
Keep in mind, the money has technically run out at this point, but hes been busy honing his craft as a baseball player to this point.

Blah blah blah trainer blah blah blah
Chrissy shows us images of how he looked as a body builder
remarkably those images look a lot like Kyle Prescott at the same age and same time

15m22 Chrissy claims he became a male stripper.

15m30 Chrissy’s amazing ability to be amazing at everything he does continues…he auditioned and got hired on the spot

16m39 Chrissy claims he made more money stripping at the weekend FOR WOMEN, HE REPEATEDLY STATES THIS WAS FOR WOMEN than he did with his floppy personal training gig.
I can only imagine that’s because Chrissy would keep negging his clients as he does to his chums.

16m50 Chrissy claims he made decent money and had sex with LOTS AND LOTS OF WOMEN. THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS, WOMEN

17m50 Chrissy claims he matured, grew his training business and decided to stop stripping.
18m10 Chrissy does the laugh as he said late 20s still no girlfriend.
notice thru none of this has he ever mentioned having a romantic partner at all

Also an obvious point: if he’s banging hundreds of women, they aren’t coming back for repeat sex with him.
18m38 Chrissy starts a long rambling story that he was thinking of killing himself.
So, he was going to the top of a cliff despite telling us in another video he had a fear of heights
Now granted this nonsense could be leading to that fear but that seems unlikely.

20m This nonsense is getting beyond ridiculous, Chrissy now claims a voice from the heavens told him not to jump because they had huge plans for him.
Chrissy looks left and right to help sell this nonsense.

20m50 Chrissy claims people would say he is crazy or lying through his teeth.

I wonder why.

20m56 Chrissy states he doesn’t expect to believe him and only a small handful will.
yeah those people are marks and will sign up to become new chums

22m04 Chrissy tells us he wrote a poem
either hes about to show us it on a piece of paper, read it from memory, or skip right by because it didn’t happen

22m26 O yay, he actually kept the original.

22m29 Chrissy flashes it to the camera but I cant be bother trying to read it.

Chrissy now tells us its crazy hes moved over 100 times in his life but he still has it
except assumedly he didn’t move 100 times since writing it

23m28 Chrissy starts reading his nonsense out: I’ll leave someone else to transcribe it

24m43 Chrissy shows the whole poem to screen: Someone might want to analyse the hand writing compared to his normal nonsense

25m40 Chrissy shows us a picture of a Vons grocery store
So yet again he can show evidence of important places yet forgets to show the apartment he supposedly lived in by himself at age 18.

Chrissy tells us he was wearing a doo-rag, spandex, showing his muscles
I’m surprised he didn’t mention he still enjoyed SEX WIH WOMEN at this point, because he wasn’t dressing like he did.

He says he met a black man outside Vons who was raising money for charity.
26m30 Chrissy claims the charity was Teen Challenge

27m15 Chrissy engaged this fellow in conversation and claims the guy had been in prison for a “major crime” (It’s a good thing impersonating a heterosexual isn’t a crime, isn’t it Chrissy) and found Jesus in prison, and repented his sins.

Chrissy forgot to tell us the story of easter when he was a youngster and his mother took him and the neighbour kids to church, so Chrissy was “Well versed” in Christianity by then
So, lets see what this person has to say.
27m40 Chrissy tells us “Sal” the blackman from New Jersey was living on the couch at his pastor’s house
Doesn’t this sound a lot like Chrissy’s living on the couch story when him and Stace got evicted

Chrissy in a completely heterosexual and non-creepy way asked for Sal’s number
27m46 Chrissy even says “Don’t ask me why I did, but I did”

Chrissy claims he didn’t hear from Sal (no kidding, if I had repented of sins and someone dressed like a homosexual wanted my number I’d give a fake number and not call him either)

28m48 Chrissy claims he got a phone call a year later and instantly recognized the voice: despite only having what can be described as one brief conversation: Chrissy was fiending for that poor Afro-American

29m08 Now, understandably, most people would be a little suspicious of this when Chrissy was invited urgently to Sal’s house
Most of you broke douche bag haters forget that Chrissy wrestled in highschool and put his own father in hospital: Nobody is laying hands on our boy, nobody!

In reality, Chrissy was fiending for Sal and as noted, Chrissy still hasn’t mentioned any romantic relationships despite writing poetry.

30m17 Chrissy describes going to Sal’s house, swimming pool in the backyard.
Chrissy spits out the word wife almost with disdain.
Chrissy also points out that Sal met, got engaged and married a woman in a year.
Meanwhile, Chrissy still hasn’t mentioned any romantic relationships of his own despite HAVING HAD LOTS OF SEX WITH HUNDREDS OF WOMEN IN THE PREVIOUS DECADE.

And fuck, this nonsense still has 45 minutes to go.
Stop, talk a drink, gamble, whatever.


30m33 Chrissy tells us he was a dead broke personal trainer at this point
Chrissy sure has skipped a lot of the nonsense that happened on the way to LA that got him a free car amongst other things

30m45 Plot Twist: Sal just wanted someone to join Network Marketing, NOT Chrissy to cuckold him with Sal’s wife, which would have meant more sex with women.

31m O well, watching this nonsense had 1 benefit we get the supposed origin story of how Chrissy got involved with ACN

Chrissy reminds he was single at this point.

31m55 Chrissy slips up and tells us he was mentored in this business: remember all those videos where he cried about never having a mentor: Complete Lie

32m20 Those mentors told Chrissy he had to read books and hurr hurr retrain his brain hurr hurr

32m50 By his own acknowledgement he was broke at this point, and says the mentors told him to stop associating with broke people
so why did Sal recruit him after only one meeting?
As we heard earlier Chrissy got his stripping gig after only one audition because he is so good at everything.
Alternatively, it’s a numbers game and Sal was taking a risk on a potential idiot.

33m10 Chrissy claims he started recruiting on the Internet:
Chrissy tells us he was doing this in 2008.
Seems unlikely, especially given his claims not to have heard of online gambling before 2019 and other nonsense from other videos.

33m40 Chrissy claims he decided to move to Chicago because of this one new person.

34m 48 Chrissy claims while driving from Chicago to Ohio via Indiana, they hit a black person.
ooops sorry, I mean Black Ice (but that could have been the person’s name

36m19 Chrissy claims for the next 2 months pieces of shattered glass would fall out of his skull
Sounds unbelievable, but lets be honest, if you are still watching at this point you’ll believe anything.

36m55 Chrissy looks down, pauses and claims he was motivated to be successful but this accident changed everything.

37m08 Chrissy claims he got depressed again and was suicidal again: He should have just read that poem he claimed he always had with him and remembered the good old days back in California

37m45 Chrissy claims he moved in with the other person in the crash and both Chrissy and the mystery person who does not have pronouns, moved in with that person’s mother
Chrissy tells us the mother was poor, living in a beat up trailer, no heat in winter.
Now she has her genderless child and their idiot mooch friend coming to live with them.
Why would the mother take Chrissy in, unless its implied there is some sort of relationship here?
Also, why didn’t Chrissy get an insurance payout on the car and fuck back off to California, or anywhere?


I’m beginning to think Chrissy is a parasite.

So, is Chrissy telling us he had no income from his California arm of his ACN company?

Anyways more blah blah blah, dicking around doing nothing for 6 months, blah blah blah, thinking of killing himself again blah blah blah
just read that poem Chrissy, read that poem

40m04 Chrissy claims he only had $15 to his name, and this is still circa 2008-2009.

41m40s Chrissy starts rambling about “The Attractor Factor” book, that he sat down and started reading in the bookstore: Keep in mind his claiming to have $10 to his name at this point or possibly $15.
42m10 Praise be to Jesus, the book was $9 and change: Despite being a math genius Chrissy wasn’t sure if he could afford the book or not

44m45 Chrissy rambles on about the trains would have conductors who you could buy tickets from if you didn’t already have one, and he gives that laugh while claiming this time, the conductor never came near him so he managed to get a free $5 train ride.

46m40 Chrissy claims “his brother” (assumed to be Drew since there is no mention of any bastard half brother) got a job as a trainer in Florida so Chrissy decided to go mooch off of Drew.

47m10s Chrissy clarifies Drew bough Chrissy a 1 way plane ticket to Florida
Remember all the times Chrissy has directly or indirectly shittalked Drew.

47m30 Chrissy tells us here’s another story you probably wont believe but I have no reason to lie
Except to find people dumb enough to sign up for your nonsense.

49m05 Chrissy tells us he got a mystery email….

Blah blah blah, cover of a magazine, body building, 2 days before hes about to fly to Florida on Drew’s dime blah blah
Chrissy claims the magazine was Body Muscle Journal yet forgets to show us a google search for it, or any other evidence.

Chrissy claims the mystery email sender thought most body builders had huge egos and think they are God’s gift to the world
Chrissy really should have read the script before filming this nonsense.

Chrissy claims the end of the email said “if you ever need anything, please let me know”

Chrissy must have been licking his lips at this: not only has he found a mark, he can also screw over Drew who was helping him.

52m32 This parts rambles on and eventually gets to Chrissy phoned the person who emailed him as Chrissy was trying to weasel a free car.
Chrissy hasn’t told us about the free car he got from the doctor when he went to LA, is he about to repurpose that story now?

54m50 O thank goodness: the person is a CEO of a bank.
is it the SpankBank by any chance?

Blah blah blah
Chrissy goes to Florida and the lovely CEO told him if Chrissy went to a car dealership and got the dealer to phone the CEO, the CEO would take care of it.

58m04 Somehow it took 2 and a half hours for the deal to be made, but Chrissy got his free 2008 red Honda Civic Coupe.
58m16 To make the story even better, the CEO also wired Chrissy some money to live on, and to put gas in the tank.

Now, I don’t know any Bank CEOs, and NZ is slightly different from America, but this story sounds completely and utterly unbelievable.

58m 30 Chrissy creepily stares at the camera as he claims this is a true story that he could not make up in his wildest dreams: yet here we are.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA CHRISSY CLAIMS GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So far all we’ve seen is a mooch and a leech who had lots of sex with women and done absolutely nothing that could be considered good, other than donating to Sal, and having lots of sex with women.

59m50 Chrissy tells us in 2012 he moved to West Palm Beach
And then he changes the camera background to show a plant that is clearly not a palm but most of his chums wouldn’t know that.

1hr 0m 40 Chrissy tells us about Stace
Note, this is the only time in this nonsense he has even remotely suggested any time of real relationship.

1hr 1m20s Chrissy starts rambling that Stace loved the idea of ACN, and he decided to go to Ohio to set up shop there.
didn’t he learn from the Cali to Chicago fiasco?

1hr 1m 55s Chrissy claims it was initially just business but a year later they got married
Chrissy again leaves out the best bits, how he fucked her on the first date and unlike all the other hundreds of women, Stace actually enjoyed it enough to let him do it again AND Chrissy forgets to tell us that Stace wasn’t his type but God told him to bang her anyways and see what happens

Blah blah blah went to Vegas, blah blah blah Craps table blah blah blah

1hr 4m 53s Chrissy tells us it was in Jan 2019 he went to Vegas and started Gambling AND it was te same month that Stace got preggers. Ol Chrissy might want to do a paternity test given he was out of town for at least 3 days……………….

1hr 5m 55 Chrissy claims he was addicted to gambling but not because he was some degenerate or loser but because he knew you could win at the casino
what possible evidence beyond slots or poker could Chrissy have of this??

1hr 6m 54 Chrissy starts the infamous Stace in the shitter story, lets see how it plays out

Chrissy claims he made $800 in 30 minutes from playing Baaacky a game he had just discovered, despite being in the casinos for roughly 6 months before then
so not once did he notice all of those winners constantly winning at Baaacky?

Chrissy claims he borrowed $800 to fund that session at 35% interest, but good news he doubled that in half an hour.
1hr 09m 30 Chrissy starts rambling that he had one thing left of value, he was debating sellijng it for a week go on be honest if you thought he meant his butthole
Long time readers will know that was not a possible answer.
Nor his pride or dignity.
That’s right: it’s the ACN business.

1h10m10s Keep in mind, he has supposedly sold everything else, gone into payday and other debt, but still has this asset bringing in income to pay for 6 months worth of gambling, and hes thinking of selling it just as he’s starting to make money.
1h10m23s Chrissy claims this is a business he’s been building for 15 years:
Which would be 2004: He mentions roughly 30 minutes earlier however he was recruiting on the internet in 2008.
Are we meant to believe that it took him 4 years to figure that out?
Also, he had said he hadn’t seen Sal for a year, and that he (Chrissy) had gotten old and matured.

So, this seems like either a complete lie, or a very unusual part of the storyline

1hr 10m 50s Chrissy does at least keep the figure straight that he sold it for $5k.

1hr 11m 36s hurr hurr you are not a professional gambler unless you have a bank account for your gambling, hurr hurr

1hr 11m 54s Clearly Chrissy has been reading this site because we laughed at him when he claimed to have turned $800 into $50k in 30 days, so now its $500 in the bank, and $4500 cash on hand to gamble with, and he turned that $4500 into $50k in 30 days

Blah blah blah video ends.

As some of his commentors pointed out, he doesn’t mention Uber deliveries at any point, only ACN and gambling.

If this story is the true story, there are quite a few questions raised.

verdict: just watch Scrappy Doo cartoons for 90 minutes instead