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This sums up Chrissy's latest video well, to the point I wont need to review it.
The only thing I'd add is, Chrissy claims that Stace loves cross-fit and is happy to lug "the baby" (his 3 year old son) around with her.
She definitely doesnt look happy with any of this nonsense.
Chrissy also manages to throw shade on college grads.
I seem to recall not that long ago Chrissy claimed he'd be making a video a day, but as always, he fails to deliver.
This guy (a real person) asks a perfectly reasonable comment about why CM seems to always delete posts that question his extraordinary gambling success claims.
I wouldn't even call this a negative comment, just an observational one.
No surprise... CM deleted his comment.
If you make your money gambling, you won't care about the doubters.
If you make your money from people that think you're a successful gambler, then you can't allow anyone to cast doubt on your success, because then your potential customers might doubt it too.
I don't think the loud jacket guy (yes, another "APEX executive member") has been identified yet, but he made a supportive comment yesterday on CM's post and apparently thinks CM is "crushing it".
Seems he's in the Christmas lighting business, so the loud jacket is part of his branding schtick, just like CM's BOSS outfits.
JC Chanowsky (no known relation to JC the Barber)
https://www.facebook.com/CapeFearProWash1
Have there been any signs that the Billy Goat found another rental?
Imagine carrying your entire worldly possessions in the small trunk of a vehicle your Father In Law owns. Driving state to state for the past 30 days with NVB’s in tow? There has to be a name for this? - Riff Raff?
And what the fuck is Stacy doing still strapping NVB’s to her front? It’s like carrying a large Dog. She is becoming hunchback. Look at the picture where Bubs is grunting at the Gondolas, her posture is terrible. #Stroller
A familiar position for Kyle, much like this…
Hahahahahaha, I think he calls it the Stewman Cheek Spread!
And some random post about roids? Is this some sort of jab at his brother?? Or more pushback from the fat slobs in his group that bought his shakeology bullshit after trying it and realizing it does nothing!
hey what do you know.... another 4.1k win, with no proof but some chips and a scribbled in scorecard and it only took him 20 minutes....
https://youtube.com/shorts/QuXH_3anq90?feature=share
In his Oct 30 FB post, CM said that he only played one session at Harrah's and made $5,000.
Now he's claiming it was $4,100, not $5,000.
We saw the chips, we saw the filled out baccarat card.... what more proof does anyone need that CM is the world's #1 professional gambler?
Yes and No. He made the post about this $4100 win on Oct 27 with the same Chips and scorecard from the YT short posted today.
I already destroyed this claim in an earlier post how it is IMPOSSIBLE to play 18 hands of High Limit Baccarat in 20 minutes. I’ve rigorously explained that it takes AT LEAST 3-4 minutes per hand so right there we know he’s lying!
The fact that he made the post on Oct. 30 and changed the win from $4100-$5000 without even checking his story(as usual) just put the nail in the coffin! I’m surprised I didn’t catch this, but I’m glad You and 1dollarboxcar picked up the slack!!
So not only does that discredit his entire post on Oct. 30 but it gives our favorite video maker, UtahDrone, an easy video showing Kyle is a liar!!
Could someone please locate the photo that Elmo posted/created of an adult sized Bubs strapped to skank’s front? I need it for a video and can’t locate it easily using my phone. A link or a post number would help. Thanks in advance.
The strangest thing about that post by Chrissy is he included a picture of Kyle Prescott in the collection.
So, no integrity, or an open confession that they are the same person?
Bonus lol, Bruce Maiava calls Chrissy out, that Chrissy previously claimed never to have done steroids.
Natch chrissy oooooks like an angry gorilla and responds that Chrissy NEVER said that as a way to shut Bruce down.
Right, Riiiiiiiiiight...
Chrissy NEVER said that he NEVER DID ROIDS.
http://www.criticalbench.com/intervi...r_Mitchell.htm
BWB, you're right...I know I've read it in another forum or article somewhere too - that he claimed, no SHOUTED, that he was so good because he didn't use 'roids. Think he called his brother out on it at the time too...
Too much roids busted up his memory of his lies...
Right around the time his first channel initially had two strikes on it he suddenly was getting back into body building again. He would do shirtless videos, kiss his biceps and try and brag about how quickly he had dropped his body fat again. He also last October said he had hired the best personal trainer in the county who was going to help him “get ripped in 30 days”. Funny how that never happened. In one video I remember him and Stacy doing their ever so usual walk and rant show when he specifically turns to Stacy and says “didn’t I tell you that the dead broke haters were going to immediately say I’m on steroids?” And then the two of them laughed at it. Well now those complete lies are admitted lies.
And he’s officially gone insane! Strategy for low rollers but you can still make $10,000 a month betting 50 cent Marty progressions!
This thumbnail says Desperate Click Bait more than Chrissy lies about being a millionaire. I haven’t even watched it and will let ZD take first crack at it! Have fun!!
Speaking of videos:
Chrissy's new nonsense:
Roulette Strategy For Low Rollers- How To Make $10,000 Per Month
Almost 30 minutes.
Chrissy claims he can make $200 a day using this technique.
Given the video is 30 minutes, either he consistently grinds out $1-$3 profits, or he starts to run bad.
Editing as I go:
Chrissy wearing a blue GOAT top.
Start balance $2329.97
Video has "GoatLifeCash" on it as well.
Filmed at 10:45 at night.
2m 45s Chrissy shows he is using a stopwatch app on his phone to time it so you know its legit.
I didnt think there had been issues in the past given he had the BOL clock on the screen.
He also whips out one of his trusty bits of cardboard with his plan, that you can copy.
3m Good news everyone $1100 lets you have a_9_ progression system
Lets not forget poor Zachy went broke hitting 7 losers in a row and chasing that 9 loser streak.
5m40s Chrissy's new system, double and add another $1 each time, UNLESS you get to the 9th in which case $255 is followed by $598.
[the math gets a bit murky here but looks like hes fucked up since it is +88 on the last step, but his piece of paper has +96]
7m some rambling about he doesnt tell people how to bet [isnt that what the elite chums club sunday tugalong sessions are for?] and repeats huurrrrr durrrr surely you can pull 1 win from 9 progressions?
Refer back to poor Zachy's busted arsehole.
He wins a spin, then says its your system, you can place another bet or sit out [translation, whatever you do will be wrong and no blaming Chrissy]
Chrissy then repeats his new mantra that you should be able to win 1 out of 9 because the odds against it are slim and none, and slim left town a week ago [hurr hurr, Chrissy laughs at his own joke that stop being funny when Armarillo Slim died 10 years ago, and had those legal issues almost 20 years ago].
10m Chrissy claims you xan print money on demand without leaving home.
So, why does Chrissy go to Reno, jizz off $10k in a session then badmouth Reno, when he could stay home.
O thats right, Reno max bets are $2k, Bol max bets are $1800, and Chrissy finds it hard to get high without big boy bets.
11m Chrissy claims 2023 is just around the corner [actually right about something for a change]
He then starts the rant about millions about to lose everything because Rich Dad/Poor Dad told him so.
He also tries to sell his next masermind event, with $5k for non-chums, and only $2500 for chums.
Thats thin margins if he's out on a boat again since I cant see too many non-chums wanting this nonsense.
13m30s The thing that ultimately killed donkdown poker
Chrissy points out his video has a tipping option, AND all tips go to the poor.
I'm sure he'll show us transaction logs, summaries and donation receipts to support this.
15m excuse time
New dealer turns up and Chrissy claims he forgets to pay attention when a new dealer shows up.
15m45 another excuse
Chrissy blames the viewers because normally he'd sit out on a new dealer, but he's placing bets because of the viewers.
16m30 despite all of chrissy's technology, he has to estimate that he's making a $1 a minute.
Thats right kids, Chrissy wants you to spend over 3 hours doing this nonsense to get your $200. (which is really $333 if you want that sweet $10k a day)
17m10s we know Chrissy doesnt edit his nonsense "if you lose more spins than you lose".
18m19s some ramble about getting emails from inmates wanting to gamble.
I think we should chip in and sponsor someone who had been in prison to go to one of Chrissy's greet and beats.
Chrissy thinks gambling is great for inmates who cant get jobs.
Lets ask Zachy, who can get a job, [and not an inmate as far as we know] how Chrissy's system worked for him.
19m chrissy then addresses his regular viewers who watch his videos every day:
You mean every 3rd day or less, right?
Chrissy gives excuses that hes been travelling [remember excuses are for losers].
21m Chrissy tells us you just play with the mouse and print money ondemand.
Then goes knuckle deep up his nose looking for goblins.
23m complete lie detected
Claims he's obviously rich.
Filming in a new bunker, no car for the wife, $10 tshirts, yes, obviously rich.
He also claims now he has a $50k bankoll when he travels.
24m claims his bankroll gets bigger each month, yet we have not seen any evidence of this at all, for months now.
25m Chrissy does his cocksucking lie laugh when he suggests people could call themselves professional roulette players if they make $1000s a month, from home.
Even he knows it is shamelessly redonkulous.
25m chrissy starts a minor rant that he never went to college and he's amillionaire
Sure buddy sure.
26m Never go full retard hurrr durrr, even if you dont like me, give me a tip because it all goes to the poor
We dont like you because you are a lying scumbag who it is very easy to believe would keep money meant to go to the poor.
27m45s "This is genius, this is genius, this video can make you rich".
This is counter to his earlier point that you just click the mouse button.
Closing balance $2348.97
So Chrissy makes $19 in just over 20 minutes [assuming we count the first 8 minutes as he claims of fucking around, as fucking around].
Probably the big issue with the video is, he was never really in any risk.
He had a $15 bet which if he lost would have wiped out his profit.
By the same toke, that was only 4 bets deep, so anyone watching and paying attention would see his claim "losing 9 is unpossible, dont listen to Zachy" is "true".
So, nothing major new or exciting in this.
So the video today did have a cavernous echo to it, similar to the first few bunker videos from the Grosvenor rental!
And wouldn’t ya know, the listing came off the market 2 weeks ago and I doubt little Kyle and friends went back there! Likely he is in another Air BnB but this one didn’t come with furniture and cable tv included!
Also Chrissy must be a shitty negotiator that he couldn’t get the place for the same rate and the owner ended up taking a reduced rental term any way!
The blinds also appear different from the old place above to the new one below. Very small difference in color and size but noticeable if you’ve ever bought your own blinds, curtains and drapes, like an actual homeowner!
Looks like anyone who bought this book should ask for a refund since the author now admits he was a liar.
Thank you to PV and Utah Drone for finding my post and using the material. The thread is huge and it can be hard going through and navigating it at times. Looking forward to it as always!
Now with these Mitchells…
First, I have to say this…that’s lot of drugs that our Chrissy was using (pic below is from Chrissy’s Facebook).
No wonder he’s a such an out of whack physically and out of touch from reality.
Hmm…him stopping this isn’t going change his inner homosexuality that resides within him.
Having a child and a prop wife doesn’t make him straight; Just another coverup and lie after lie spewed upon this idiot.
Speaking of that skank…PV brought up a great point of that whore carrying around that growing child. Why not let run loose and be free as a little boy his age should be? Not these God awful parents…maybe a leash at least?
Stacy will soon look like Quasimodo if continues to lug around that poor autistic child of theirs.
Quick question…Goat yoga anyone??
I guess the Mitchells can do something legit and make a formidable living for a change if they follow this route. Maybe they stop living in those Airbnbs…
Just a thought…I still think good old scamming Chrissy will be coloring up chips and sucking off and swallowing loads from random Johns in the various casino bathroom properties of the great United States.
Or make new films…
Wish I knew he was in Tahoe, would have gone down there to see the GOAT in action. So he comes up here and doesn’t post one picture of the lake! If you’re a Diamond member, which he should be with his action, you could get a room with a view at Harvey’s for $50 max mid week. Not in his budget evidently.
Funny that Elmo posted that article about steroid abuse among gay men.
This is actually true -- gay men are more likely to abuse roids than straight men, though there are plenty of straight men doing it as well.
But there is a huge emphasis upon fitness in the gay community. If you have big biceps and a six pack, you're gonna be far more appealing as a gay dude than if you don't have them. So a lot of gay guys feel pressured to look fit, and many of them resort to roids to make it happen, especially as they age and it gets tougher to build such muscle.
And yes, there are women who are very into muscular guys as well, but there are a ton of women who don't care about that (and some who actually DON'T like buff guys), whereas in the gay community it's almost a requirement. So you can be a straight guy with a mediocre body and still pull decent looking women (even if you're not rich), whereas in the gay community this is very tough to do.
I mention this because Chrissy has long been abusing roids and was obsessed with being muscular ever since he was like 18, and I don't think that's a coincidence. And I don't think his recent roid usage has anything to do with trying to look good for Stacy.
Chrissy's confession and rant about steroids will be eclipsed when he finally comes out AND people point out he isnt a christian.
Gday Folks
Re: NVB- shout out to non verbal Bubs
I am reading a book about the English civil war and this point was interesting about King Charlie 1.
He was a very weak sickly child and everyone was worried 😦 that at the age of 3 he was so backward that he could barely walk or talk and he had a legion of royal helpers to help him overcome these issues (no Dr Freud in those days) , I don’t imagine the royal nanny was carting him around like a trussed up chicken 🐓 at that age.
Unfortunately it carried over into adulthood and his social awkwardness and appalling stammer was mistaken for haughtiness and position of superiority and arrogance (silent Champers will certainly pick those qualities up from daddy Chrissy bottoms) was ultimately responsible for the civil war.
Doesn’t bode well for non verbal bubs in the future who not only has zero interaction with other children but is unfortunate to have two scumbags as “parents” who wont do anything to help him.
Think we will all be doing shoutouts to NVB when he is 25
Special thanks to Elmo and anyone else that I took art from for this video
https://youtu.be/n42KF4hvmDM
Looks like our puppet is up to buying more YouTube subs. I’m pretty sure this number was around 6800 at the beginning of this week. He posts one video and it jumps by 1k. Doubtful.
Yep, definitely a jump from 7.42K to 7.92K in a few days. He also put out the lame footage of his Vegas trip, which included absolutely Zero footage of him playing and recouping the money he lost with Stewman and Schulkins, proving he was a loser overall!
And he rented a 1600 sq. Ft. Suite for himself with two bathrooms! What kind of idiot does that other than this fool to show off what a big shot he thinks he is! He of course does no gambling like a big shot or even owns a wardrobe like one, but yea renting an overpriced & oversized suite proves you’re a millionaire!
And buying Subs proves you’re desperate for YT revenue and a broke joke loser as always! Make sure to make us a nice video from your new Air BnB rental Kyle, just keep your little pecker in your pants this time as you’re not making a video for Colt!
I love how Drag Queen Uncle Fester claims to have gone from dead-broke Uber driver to millionaire in 3 years but conveniently omits that he claimed to be a millionaire more than 3 years ago. So what happened, Chrissy?
At the 0:45 second mark he says he’s a millionaire while he lived in Columbus and looks cracked out
https://youtu.be/zYh-ya5Wz-U
So you are telling me all these books still for sale on Amazon released in 2017 weren’t written by a Millionaire as claimed?
These need to be linked to his FB page showing he’s been full of shit (and cock) for years.
https://www.amazon.com/Christopher-M...l/e/B01MZC50PE
This is a complete classic CM video.
CM claims to be a Christian, yet says that Jesus Christ was stoned to death. What Christian makes a mistake like that?
CM claims three separate times in this video that he and Stacy went $50,000 into debt before he turned it all around and became a millionaire.
Not $500,000 as the current story goes but just $50,000. (and who knows if that's true or not either)
And of course the funny stuff about claiming that he charges for his gambling tips because he has to pay for his cars (none, because he drove an RV to Las Vegas and didn't tow one there) and his houses (none).
Claims to be a millionaire in flashing an alleged $50,000, yet 3 years later he now claims to be a multi-millionaire but still can only show around $50,000 of cash or gambling chips.
I'm not sure of the exact date that CM made this video, but it had to be between August 2019 (the famous story of bringing Stacy to watch him at the casino) and early 2020 when he moved to Vegas.
So in those short few months, CM is claiming that he got out of debt and became a millionaire.
Once again, complete classic CM video.
Lest we forget these hilarious claims!
Here’s Chrissy in 2018 definitely NOT on roids, rocking that sweet comb over claiming to have “abundant wealth “ and “ more than enough “ should have used that abundant wealth to buy a better suit than one of Vince McMahon’s hand me downs!
And here are the millionaires in 2018 showing cheap dentures and living a fake life claiming to be millionaires again!
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And of course, living that fake life again are the Mitchell’s and Stacy actually looking somewhat happy not realizing how haggard she would look lugging around an autistic child! Chrissy could have certainly afforded better hair plugs if he was a millionaire in 2018 like he claimed in the photo!
This video was early 2020, not too long before the Vegas move.
One thing to note is how much younger he looks in early 2020 than he does today. That would make sense for a kid, but not a 41-year-old man.
Chrissy looks annnnnnnd sounds a lot younger in that video. Either roids or drugs seems to have aged him considerably, in a short period of time.
I can always tell which videos are from 2020 and which are from 2022, just by looking at him.
New video today:
Life As A VIP High Roller At The Casino- GOAT Life Baby.
[8.09k subscribers]
12m26 of nonsense.
Red Goat top, on the private jet amongst other things.
2m in and they land in Vegas.
Most of the people on board seem to be happily ignoring our hero.
2m30s To his credit he does thank the flight attendant by name.
Chrissy flashs some dubious looking food.
4m Chrissy is in some "fancy" room that probably reminds him of the good old porn days.
5m claims he's bene up 24 hrs straight and his throat is hurting?? [not sure the connection between those statements]
chrissy shows off his room, nice enough, and again he's obsessed with how many people you can fit in the shower.
Chrissy clarifies this is one of the _few_ trips he has without Stacey and NVB: Of course this counters his other statements of never being apart.
10m15s there is a woman with the group, hard to tell if they are with a camera person, on their own, or married to one of the hucksters.
11m18s front view of a woman, possibly different one from the one at 10:15
Chrissy is possibly reusing footage, as people ignored him when he got on the plane, except some twink [a potential replacement for young Zach].
11m35s he asks people around how long they had been waiting and he gets ignored, so he launches into a story about his buddy adam.
Unsusprisingly, no gambling shown.
And Chrissy has a second video up:
Black Boss hoody, sunglasses "Roulette 100% win rate".
21m of nonsense, almost definitely showing gambling.
[8.1k subscribers, so a few in between the two videos]
He claims it will win 100% of if you follow it to the tee.
Start balance $2200.01 which is around $200 less than yesterday:
Did he sports bet, withdraw, donk it all off and reload?
2m40s He loses his first spin and then hums and harrs about which way to bet.
He also claims if you cant win 1 in 9 you need to join his chums club.
New strategy: 1 low, 1 high, 1 red 1 black, 1 even, 1 odd, 1 coluimn, 1 dozen, rinse repeat.
Think he calls this his cock hopping strategy.
6m45s Claims he's played this strategy lots and it wins.
7m claims he averages $1 a minute or $60/hr.
8m claims if you think roulette is rigged, this also works because you just keep bouncing around.
It doesnt occur to him that the rigging would take place AFTER all the bets are made and before the ball lands.
10m10s Chrissy makes his new favourite joke again, about Slim and None:
He used to be slim with hair and now he has none.
15m usual pat on the back since no one else is making content like this [technically thats true].
18m45s If you want a one on one with Chrissy, going to casinos and copying bets, its $10k.
Not sure if that includes BFE or not.
19m30s Chrissy gives us an impromptu concert of some black person.
Chrissy thinks he's funny.
Chrissy shows winning $14 in roughly 15 minutes.
Claims you can make $500 a day by playing for 500 minutes.
Definitely not worth watching other than for his impression of a black person.
He posted a picture of himself at the lake, but I don't know if he posted any pics of his room. Did he? I haven't had time to watch all of his shit or look at his FB/Insta this week.
It's possible he just drove up to Tahoe for the day, if he couldn't get a suite there. You are correct that they are very easy with comp rooms at Harvey's during the weekdays, especially during the offseason of October/November.