i remember my dad coming home with barrons and the ft the 90s were such a decade like briefcases were still a thing
i remember my dad coming home with barrons and the ft the 90s were such a decade like briefcases were still a thing
Feel like Druff had a briefcase in high school.
Are we sitting shiva for the site now cause I’m gonna need to order food.
Just a reminder that Fitch cut the USA Credit Rating in 2023 under Biden to AA+ statusQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
And S&P dropped the rating in 2011 while Fitch and Moodys both were stating they had a negative outlook on US Debt under Obama also in 2011. So this isnt something new Tine Its happened before with Obama and Biden both. But Im sure youll just ignore that fact as usual since the Dems can basically do no wrong in your eyes.
Hes still waving his fist at Bitcoin waiting for it to drop while it hits 105KQuote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
It didnt gut us when Cocoa Jesus was POTUS with S&P downgrade and warnings from the other 2. JFC Tine your fucking financial chicken little. Maybe go outside get some fresh air. Plan a salmon fishing trip for later this year or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
Oh dear yes the futures markets who had a fit based on the tariffs announcement and then within a few weeks were above their previous highs. The only thing the futures markets do is forecast where they think the market will be in 1-3 months (current index contracts close roughly 3 1/2 weeks in June). Traders make money on futures going up or down. Mondays have tended to be volatile lately. More interested in where it goes before the holiday weekend close on Friday because all it did was chop in a narrow range the end of last week.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatinefutes are down 100 points since i made this post playboyQuote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
I wouldnt take any guesses till the opening 15m range in the morning. Were down 305 on NQ/MNQ right now. Dow futures YM are down 370 which is curious because if it was true parallel movement Dow should be down twice that basically roughly.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatinetonights pull so far;Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
my very off the cuff target for tomorrow is NQ 21062 but a lot of that depends on what the market does overnight.
a week ago id say yeah 100 points is a stiff breeze but the last 5 days were really really realllllly thin on travel and it really felt like a regime change.
so yeah this moodys event is like, straight into my veins please sir.
it should be a good day. possibly a record day for me. inshallah.
ANOTHER gibberish $hit thread by Sonatine and his wack pack on PFA..
Hey playboy
I’m a bond doomer from way back but the overnight was confounding to me. Not news. To anyone
People got filthy rich when every business was shut down in America (pandemic). End of times will be filled with virgins and gold fixtures on the bidet. Then darkness
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Originally Posted by Sanlmar
the crazy part to me is a lot of very clued in people predicted we would moon on open.
the only way i can see it is a squeeze or plunge protection.
the fact that this miracle moon happened like 15 minutes after the closed door meeting with bessent screams the latter.
but i dont care much for conspiracy theories after the fact. simple truth is i could have read the tealeaves at 9:30am and made money instead of relying on the ones i read on friday at 4pm. thats on me playboy.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GrU0eUlW...png&name=small
Oh but I do. I will have to root around FRED for clues.
Another bad call by this ass clown.
Hopefully has enough cash left to have friends over for CHILI.
bro is this guy acting like your chili game isnt incredible what is happening here
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Originally Posted by lol wow
a random i have on ignore has opinions you say? ok ill get right on that as soon as we get these logs analyzed.
if youre in the mood to get anxious and sick, check out treasuries acting like a fucking memestock this morningQuote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
so heres may 2025 me and tine exclusively wearing polo association shirts with the oversized horse from ross this is gonna be lit maybe like neon orange jackets also
we slip in like one oversized v neck sweater for date nights or when we need to ask family members for money
HOW AM I SO GOOD AT POSTING ITS ACTUALLY INSANE I JUST HAVE GREAT LINES THAT MAKE MY DOGS SMILE THIS IS A STUPID 15 YEAR RUN IVE BEEN ON
like just the ross snack counter line marrone like maybe only sal and tine deserve things that good the observational humor next level, the giant fake polo shirt horses me and tine are gonna be wearing i dont really have much more to add
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https://x.com/LordofBathrobes/status...05332581388300
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Originally Posted by lol wow
how bad was the hangover today
so i have to goto work at like 5 am but we have a deal with phillys sports bar in tempe they dont open till 11 but we show up at 10 am to play golden tee 2k25 we take a few chairs down and its literally what keeps me breathing
like its me and buffy and the Filipino chef whos waiting outside at 10 01 and we just pull up and vape and play golden tee for half and hour and its literally the only thing saving me from suicide and abandoning my family
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Originally Posted by TellafriendQuote:
Originally Posted by lol wow
how bad was the hangover today
correct me if im wrong but you actually have a really deep understanding of treasuries/bonds and how they play against futures/equities, yes?
if you can shed any light on this mornings Very Fucking Weird price action id genuinely love to hear an informed opinion.
bro im a literal liquid millionaire and i keep 7 figs in stupid cds for 6 months
my wife is gonna blow it on a new house in paradis valley but im fucking holding on for now
youve seen the kid she deserves to own hella good land
i dont know your wife but i strongly suspect its worth 7 figs to let her cop a house with a back yard for your kid to dig for dinosaur bones in after you bury them real quiet at night so you dont wake her.
sidebar: might fuck around and start pro-china posting just to playfully aggravate the feds monitoring this site
like i subbed to this chinese newspaper on twitter and its like so jarring to see what life is like someplace that isnt a dying empire, its too good not to rub in a bunch of deeply retarded conservative faces here.
we have a backyard and pool and shes looking to upgrade cuz shes gonna be fucking 40 soon its alot
also to be clear im not referring to the feds as deeply retarded conservatives and i know they understand that implicitly, im just making this clear to the deeply retarded conservatives in the audience.
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Originally Posted by lol wow
get ready to be her captive audience as she expects you to be every bit as captivated by the nuances of menopause as she is.
its alot man
lets start a band called 'flower plower'
we cant top brandon flowers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA84...ncruzlamuedra1 like cmaaaaaaaan hes so good
prodigal sons and wayward daughters? like no ones writing better than that
sometimes i dont understand myself because id absolutely 100% throw a beer bottle at that dudes head for being so precious but id take a bullet for this guy probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGxjIBEZvx0
bro hes just that good like imagine just dropping this in ur downtime oh of course you get charlize to pop up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AhU...donFlowersVEVO
is he another white male obsessed with peaky blinders?