I’m in the minority, I’m NOT a fan of fake tits. I rather women just stay natural and not get breast enlargements.
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I’m in the minority, I’m NOT a fan of fake tits. I rather women just stay natural and not get breast enlargements.
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Originally Posted by ftpjesus
holy shit STFU Pat Robertson
you sound like a total Karen and massive pussy
LOL @ ‘tacky and tasteless’ what a huge fag
see your doctor immediately for a testosterone prescription or just move forward with gender transition surgery you dickless wonder
TYDE OUT HERE FUCKING YALL
also over the pants handjob with people wall to wall next to you is fucking wild behavior
Yeah that's the amazing thing here.Quote:
Originally Posted by lol wow
The handjob in the dark theater thing is fine if you've got the row to yourself and nobody can see anything. Doing it in a packed theater where there's not even a single empty seat next to you is just insane. And when you're a major public figure, it's 10x insane.
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Originally Posted by Dan Druff
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Tim Dillon is GOD
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Attn: TydeQuote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
Tim Dillon is a fat fuck.
Boebart forgot the lesson learned a long time ago- Not in a movie theater.
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Hell yeah! Boebert's a freak. There was a time when I thought she was attractive enough to look at, but would never have considered getting down with her. I'm not going to get freaky in public if it's a place where there might be any minors, but Boebert has impressed me enough that she gets, "Pint of liquor," status---which is how much it would take.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy JoeGotta imagine Boebert goes hard in the paint in the sack; can't be that fucking crazy and be anything but a dynamite fuck. Going full teenage handsy in a crowded auditorium knowing you have eyes on you validates this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
Recall something that she may be inbred? Retract the above if so.
AOC is the beta cuck dream girl but likely a dead lay.
AOC? Not with your dick. For one thing, I wouldn't be surprised if I could put down a fifth, she drink one wine cooler, then the story ten years later is I took advantage of her while she was drunk. She's also a hypocritical, sanctimonious and fake performance artist...but not in a way I can borderline tolerate (for four hours) like Boebert is. At least Boebert is unintentionally funny from time to time.
Plus, as you mentioned, Boebert's a freak. AOC would do nothing, probably get off once and then spend the rest of the time complaining about how long you were taking.
I bet Boebert would lean up against a truck and take it from behind while wearing a sundress on the side of the highway. Hot.
Well, they’re all professional whores. Why wouldn’t they be like that in bed? Except for Hilary Clinton. She’s probably the worst lay ever. Honestly, you can’t blame Bill for cheating on her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mission146
Lauren Boebert Dad Joke Time:
1.) I can't say for sure I'd reciprocate sober, but if I moved to Colorado, I think I'd let Lauren Boebert be a mouthpiece for this constituent-no drinks needed.
2.) "Hey, Lauren; I know my social policies are a little to the left for your liking; but if you give me a chance, I think we can compromise on me filling the gap of your partisan divide."
3.) Hey, Lauren; let's go get you a clit ring. I'll buy; we can call it gap spending."
4.) "I don't care if the pill is blue or red-just make sure that you take it tomorrow morning."
5.) "I know you're not a Senator, Lauren, but I'm still going to fill ya n' bust 'er."
6.) "Lauren, I vote doggy. Now, please turn around so I can stuff the ballot box."
7.). "Where are you going? Nobody called for a recess."
BONUS: In this house, my member is the only one that needs to rise. Come call it to order.
If Lauren offers handjobs and blowjobs.
Guys will vote for her.
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Originally Posted by Dan DruffYeah that's the amazing thing here.Quote:
Originally Posted by lol wow
The handjob in the dark theater thing is fine if you've got the row to yourself and nobody can see anything. Doing it in a packed theater where there's not even a single empty seat next to you is just insane. And when you're a major public figure, it's 10x insane.
Back when Pee Wee Herman got caught doing his thing, there weren't cameras everywhere. She's a Public figure with lots of enemies. Vaping and groping in public, where it is sure to be recorded, is just plain dumb.
I think this read is way off. Latinas by default have more rizz in bed than other ethnicities, especially when compared to some plain jane conservative. This really shows you’ve never been with any latinas before. AOC certainly gives off a certain type of freak vibe; I mean she was a big titty bartender ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy JoeGotta imagine Boebert goes hard in the paint in the sack; can't be that fucking crazy and be anything but a dynamite fuck. Going full teenage handsy in a crowded auditorium knowing you have eyes on you validates this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyde
Recall something that she may be inbred? Retract the above if so.
AOC is the beta cuck dream girl but likely a dead lay.
Im not sure if the crazy could be fucked out of her, but I'll give it a shot.
Nothing is always true. Of the three Latinas I've engaged sexually, that was true of two of them. The third really didn't do much.Quote:
Originally Posted by KryptI think this read is way off. Latinas by default have more rizz in bed than other ethnicities, especially when compared to some plain jane conservative. This really shows you’ve never been with any latinas before. AOC certainly gives off a certain type of freak vibe; I mean she was a big titty bartender ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe
I just don't see it with AOC. She just doesn't seem spicy, at all. When she's pretending to be angry, she sounds like she's about to break into tears at any moment. If you want a spicy Mama, then you want one who doesn't get angry---she gets ANGRY!!!! Those types of women, which aren't even necessarily restricted to Latinas, tend to be passionate in everything they do. I'm not even sure AOC registers a pulse when she's not talking---I certainly imagine that the sound of her own voice is the only thing on Earth that gives her any joy.
Finally, AOC worked at a taqueria. She talks about it like it's some locals-only joint, but it's more of a restaurant than a bar. It closes at midnight, most days. That's like bartending at a Condado, or something. Sure, it has a bar; that makes her a bartender, but it's not a bar---it's a restaurant with a bar.
Fucking common man bullshit. 90% of the clientele was probably yuppies.
ADDED: I've also reconsidered my position on Boebert because it occurs to me that she might have fucked Trump. I wouldn't go near her with any of your dicks.
I sure hope she didn’t bang Trump, I’m doubting it.
Brother think this is a bad read; setting aside AOC's politics theres too much wholesomeness and just think the experience would be run of the mill.Quote:
Originally Posted by KryptI think this read is way off. Latinas by default have more rizz in bed than other ethnicities, especially when compared to some plain jane conservative. This really shows you’ve never been with any latinas before. AOC certainly gives off a certain type of freak vibe; I mean she was a big titty bartender ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe
Boebert seems completely unhinged and eager to please, like find something sick on Pornhub and she's down for whatever. Also might go Lorena Bobbitt on you at any given moment. There would be no comfort at any point.
I would go AOC as Boebert has a doggish look that disgusts me but if you're looking for crazy the answer is obvious.
I disagree with the above. I think Boebert is normal and just got caught thinking she was safe in a blacked out theater. In my opinion, she might not seem normal is because she is trying to fix this country and is out numbered by the democrats. Yep, she screwed up, we all have, but now this public figure has a small issue to deal with on top of trying to fix this screwed up country.
Side note- Boebert got caught in a dark theater and no one here has mentioned flashlights yet. Come on PFA, you slippin.
I'd start with that almost nobody is in Congress because they actually believe they are helping anyone or have any real intent to do so.Quote:
Originally Posted by desertrunner
In the case of Boebert, I suspect that her main motivations are either power or fame. Being a member of the House of Representatives doesn't necessarily carry with it a lot of power, but perhaps she has/had her sights set higher than that. I will give her credit for managing to get elected; it proves that we live in a truly insane world---that's someone should Legislate on the national level despite that she couldn't spell, 'Censure' if I gave her six letters, but that's where we are.
Power? What kind of power? I don't know. It would seem that she's had a number of minor run-ins with the law...which are really no big deal...but would have de facto disqualified anyone from winning such an election 20 or 30 years ago when decorum was considered important.
Fame seems like it could be a prime motivator for her; it could also be a combination of the two. Evidently, she told some big story about a guy being beaten to death, outside of her restaurant, which turned out to be false. On the other hand, I could see where you'd want to tell a fantastical story, and get some press, if you're a restaurant owner. It's claimed that the restaurant wasn't doing so hot as it lost money in 2019 and 2020. 2020 is understandable, of course. I don't know what it did in 2021 and ended up closing in 2022 when someone new bought the location and didn't want to lease to her. Hard to blame them.
Taking all of that into consideration, it is my conclusion that she most likely fucked Trump. She'd be attracted to the fame, power and potential for him to perhaps do her favors somewhere down the line. I think we can take it for granted that:
A.) Trump would fuck her.
and:
B.) Trump isn't the type to make a secret of that.
And, I really don't see her refusing the offer. There's just too much he could potentially do for her at some other time.
What a crazy world! In a normal world, Boebert would end up on some viral vid getting arrested for a DUI, or something, screaming something incoherent about being a, 'Sovereign citizen," who, as such, cannot actually be arrested.
Perhaps you're not familiar with her district, Western Colorado. I would have been more shocked if she lost. Her campaign strategy could have been written on a cocktail napkin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mission146
Simply:
1. Look cute
2. have a gun/show you have a gun/yap on about 2nd amendment
3. talk about keeping DC's greedy fingers out of her district
That gave her 50% of the vote right there.
Pennsyltucky of the west? Makes sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by gutPerhaps you're not familiar with her district, Western Colorado. I would have been more shocked if she lost. Her campaign strategy could have been written on a cocktail napkin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mission146
Simply:
1. Look cute
2. have a gun/show you have a gun/yap on about 2nd amendment
3. talk about keeping DC's greedy fingers out of her district
That gave her 50% of the vote right there.
Well, you’re the guy who cruises the public restrooms of Idaho for anonymous gay sex, so of course you think this is normal.Quote:
Originally Posted by desertrunner
She was getting groped and jacking a guy off in a theatre with children present. Absolute maniac who exists because the country is populated with enough unstable adults like yourself who are destroying America.Quote:
Originally Posted by desertrunner
Excellent point! When I see the destruction of American cities like Portland I always see a conservative Republican at Mayor and white middle aged mobs run by guys like desterunner throwing bricks, setting fires, looting business and terrifying normal citizens. It's those damn liberal farmers and schoolteachers in rural counties destroying America.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy JoeShe was getting groped and jacking a guy off in a theatre with children present. Absolute maniac who exists because the country is populated with enough unstable adults like yourself who are destroying America.Quote:
Originally Posted by desertrunner
I am?? News to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayjami
Maybe the alcoholism is advancing but you've become incredibly basic in your content.Quote:
Originally Posted by tgullExcellent point! When I see the destruction of American cities like Portland I always see a conservative Republican at Mayor and white middle aged mobs run by guys like desterunner throwing bricks, setting fires, looting business and terrifying normal citizens. It's those damn liberal farmers and schoolteachers in rural counties destroying America.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe
The old bottomset brought fire to every post, you're basically everyone's generic uncle recycling Facebook content.
Step it up or post less.
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Originally Posted by Sloppy JoeMaybe the alcoholism is advancing but you've become incredibly basic in your content.Quote:
Originally Posted by tgull
The old bottomset brought fire to every post, you're basically everyone's generic uncle recycling Facebook content.
Step it up or post less.
bottomset simply phones it in now, and has fallen sharply on the top posters official rankings
when he’s not regurgitating events from 15 years ago or copying and pasting poll numbers, he nestles back into the warm bosom of my YouTube channels, and settles in for long sessions of living his own life vicariously through mine, pouring over long forgotten threads until the bottle is empty
occasionally he fires off a semi-readable post, but recently seems to dedicate the bulk of his time and energy here sniffing my butthairs
just to put his true intellectual capacity into perspective…
this is a 47 year old man with multiple online personalities, and an affinity for professional wrestling
need I say more ?