I’m in the minority, I’m NOT a fan of fake tits. I rather women just stay natural and not get breast enlargements.
I’m in the minority, I’m NOT a fan of fake tits. I rather women just stay natural and not get breast enlargements.
Originally Posted by ftpjesus
holy shit STFU Pat Robertson
you sound like a total Karen and massive pussy
LOL @ ‘tacky and tasteless’ what a huge fag
see your doctor immediately for a testosterone prescription or just move forward with gender transition surgery you dickless wonder
TYDE OUT HERE FUCKING YALL
also over the pants handjob with people wall to wall next to you is fucking wild behavior
Yeah that's the amazing thing here.
The handjob in the dark theater thing is fine if you've got the row to yourself and nobody can see anything. Doing it in a packed theater where there's not even a single empty seat next to you is just insane. And when you're a major public figure, it's 10x insane.
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Boebart forgot the lesson learned a long time ago- Not in a movie theater.
Hell yeah! Boebert's a freak. There was a time when I thought she was attractive enough to look at, but would never have considered getting down with her. I'm not going to get freaky in public if it's a place where there might be any minors, but Boebert has impressed me enough that she gets, "Pint of liquor," status---which is how much it would take.Gotta imagine Boebert goes hard in the paint in the sack; can't be that fucking crazy and be anything but a dynamite fuck. Going full teenage handsy in a crowded auditorium knowing you have eyes on you validates this.
Recall something that she may be inbred? Retract the above if so.
AOC is the beta cuck dream girl but likely a dead lay.
AOC? Not with your dick. For one thing, I wouldn't be surprised if I could put down a fifth, she drink one wine cooler, then the story ten years later is I took advantage of her while she was drunk. She's also a hypocritical, sanctimonious and fake performance artist...but not in a way I can borderline tolerate (for four hours) like Boebert is. At least Boebert is unintentionally funny from time to time.
Plus, as you mentioned, Boebert's a freak. AOC would do nothing, probably get off once and then spend the rest of the time complaining about how long you were taking.
I bet Boebert would lean up against a truck and take it from behind while wearing a sundress on the side of the highway. Hot.
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Well, they’re all professional whores. Why wouldn’t they be like that in bed? Except for Hilary Clinton. She’s probably the worst lay ever. Honestly, you can’t blame Bill for cheating on her.
Lauren Boebert Dad Joke Time:
1.) I can't say for sure I'd reciprocate sober, but if I moved to Colorado, I think I'd let Lauren Boebert be a mouthpiece for this constituent-no drinks needed.
2.) "Hey, Lauren; I know my social policies are a little to the left for your liking; but if you give me a chance, I think we can compromise on me filling the gap of your partisan divide."
3.) Hey, Lauren; let's go get you a clit ring. I'll buy; we can call it gap spending."
4.) "I don't care if the pill is blue or red-just make sure that you take it tomorrow morning."
5.) "I know you're not a Senator, Lauren, but I'm still going to fill ya n' bust 'er."
6.) "Lauren, I vote doggy. Now, please turn around so I can stuff the ballot box."
7.). "Where are you going? Nobody called for a recess."
BONUS: In this house, my member is the only one that needs to rise. Come call it to order.
Don't Tread on Anyone, mothafucka!
If Lauren offers handjobs and blowjobs.
Guys will vote for her.
Yeah that's the amazing thing here.
The handjob in the dark theater thing is fine if you've got the row to yourself and nobody can see anything. Doing it in a packed theater where there's not even a single empty seat next to you is just insane. And when you're a major public figure, it's 10x insane.
Back when Pee Wee Herman got caught doing his thing, there weren't cameras everywhere. She's a Public figure with lots of enemies. Vaping and groping in public, where it is sure to be recorded, is just plain dumb.
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I think this read is way off. Latinas by default have more rizz in bed than other ethnicities, especially when compared to some plain jane conservative. This really shows you’ve never been with any latinas before. AOC certainly gives off a certain type of freak vibe; I mean she was a big titty bartender ffs.Gotta imagine Boebert goes hard in the paint in the sack; can't be that fucking crazy and be anything but a dynamite fuck. Going full teenage handsy in a crowded auditorium knowing you have eyes on you validates this.
Recall something that she may be inbred? Retract the above if so.
AOC is the beta cuck dream girl but likely a dead lay.
Im not sure if the crazy could be fucked out of her, but I'll give it a shot.
Nothing is always true. Of the three Latinas I've engaged sexually, that was true of two of them. The third really didn't do much.I think this read is way off. Latinas by default have more rizz in bed than other ethnicities, especially when compared to some plain jane conservative. This really shows you’ve never been with any latinas before. AOC certainly gives off a certain type of freak vibe; I mean she was a big titty bartender ffs.
I just don't see it with AOC. She just doesn't seem spicy, at all. When she's pretending to be angry, she sounds like she's about to break into tears at any moment. If you want a spicy Mama, then you want one who doesn't get angry---she gets ANGRY!!!! Those types of women, which aren't even necessarily restricted to Latinas, tend to be passionate in everything they do. I'm not even sure AOC registers a pulse when she's not talking---I certainly imagine that the sound of her own voice is the only thing on Earth that gives her any joy.
Finally, AOC worked at a taqueria. She talks about it like it's some locals-only joint, but it's more of a restaurant than a bar. It closes at midnight, most days. That's like bartending at a Condado, or something. Sure, it has a bar; that makes her a bartender, but it's not a bar---it's a restaurant with a bar.
Fucking common man bullshit. 90% of the clientele was probably yuppies.
ADDED: I've also reconsidered my position on Boebert because it occurs to me that she might have fucked Trump. I wouldn't go near her with any of your dicks.
Don't Tread on Anyone, mothafucka!
I sure hope she didn’t bang Trump, I’m doubting it.
Brother think this is a bad read; setting aside AOC's politics theres too much wholesomeness and just think the experience would be run of the mill.I think this read is way off. Latinas by default have more rizz in bed than other ethnicities, especially when compared to some plain jane conservative. This really shows you’ve never been with any latinas before. AOC certainly gives off a certain type of freak vibe; I mean she was a big titty bartender ffs.
Boebert seems completely unhinged and eager to please, like find something sick on Pornhub and she's down for whatever. Also might go Lorena Bobbitt on you at any given moment. There would be no comfort at any point.
I would go AOC as Boebert has a doggish look that disgusts me but if you're looking for crazy the answer is obvious.
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