also, you obviously must quadrangulate this shit back to her.
4d chess.
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also, you obviously must quadrangulate this shit back to her.
4d chess.
I need to take a shower after reading your posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by tgull
I disagree, unless you have no running water just about everyone showers every day. I literally cannot go more than 10 hours without a shower, in fact I usually shower twice a day. I literally go through a full Dial soap bar a week. I am extra clean myself, quite sure Tine is not missing a day either. I mean if you are homeless I get it, you might go a couple days but even those people run underneath a public sprinkler.Quote:
Originally Posted by dwai
The whole "Im poly" thing is just a bullshit excuse to later cheat on you, and have a reasonable excuse like, oh this is how it works. Anyway, I myself dont ever want to be with someone who thinks its ok to be fucking someone else, over time, huge turn off to me and nothing even remotely attractive about it. Stay single and fuck whoever you want if thats what you want to do then.
How's the head injury Garrett?Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
Id say honestly that its changed me in ways, feelings wise i dont feel the same way I always have before I guess, I get depressed or down very easily never had those feelings before this like happening now. But all in all im lucky im not paralyzed can talk, things I took for granted and maybe thought I was invincible to before all this, I now actually truly care about now. I'm a different person for sure now, and not all bad I just think and probably act differently, lifes changed alot for me and I live a new normal now then how and who I was before the accident. I had an ACL surgery yesterday on my right knee so the surgeries beyond TBI are still ongoing actually, but my head injury was bad, I didnt even wake up for a month after getting hit the night I did. I had bad bleeding on the brain, and if im being honest and truthful im a lucky guy, and glad im alive, and not dead, because the Dr's were telling my mom and dad it was 50/50 if I would live, let alone be close to the same kind of guy they knew me as so im glad im actually alive for sure and in ways not worse off in ways. Thanks for asking.Quote:
Originally Posted by KuntmissionerHow's the head injury Garrett?
Good news if you take up this suggestion: New York is a “one party consent” state regarding the legality of recording private conversations!Quote:
Originally Posted by MumblesBadly
https://www.justia.com/50-state-surv...conversations/
So you aren't a team player I gather.Quote:
Originally Posted by garrett
glad you are doing better garrett but please don't take that milly headshot you received to try to get your pedo loving ex-gf backQuote:
Originally Posted by garrettId say honestly that its changed me in ways, feelings wise i dont feel the same way I always have before I guess, I get depressed or down very easily never had those feelings before this like happening now. But all in all im lucky im not paralyzed can talk, things I took for granted and maybe thought I was invincible to before all this, I now actually truly care about now. I'm a different person for sure now, and not all bad I just think and probably act differently, lifes changed alot for me and I live a new normal now then how and who I was before the accident. I had an ACL surgery yesterday on my right knee so the surgeries beyond TBI are still ongoing actually, but my head injury was bad, I didnt even wake up for a month after getting hit the night I did. I had bad bleeding on the brain, and if im being honest and truthful im a lucky guy, and glad im alive, and not dead, because the Dr's were telling my mom and dad it was 50/50 if I would live, let alone be close to the same kind of guy they knew me as so im glad im actually alive for sure and in ways not worse off in ways. Thanks for asking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner
remember what charlie sheen said "you don't pay hookers to come over, you pay them to leave"
live by that maxim and you should be ok (but also don't fire max on every dfs contest)
Jesus do people just shit on you? and lol dial soap the cheapest garbage rather not use soap that that crap.Quote:
Originally Posted by tgull
DIAL SOAP IS APPARENTLY NOT GOD
really tho who still uses bars of soap ?
liquid handwash and shower gel is where its at
maybe if you're a fagQuote:
Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS
UH OH
#BIGTOPICQuote:
Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS
bonertine you need to quit fucking around with sluts and get yourself a nice jewish broad
What about Dials soap?Quote:
Originally Posted by dwai
BUMP
No luck since the schools went back ?
This thread is hysterical. I've dipped the toes into Polyworld - more pulled into than pushed, and it's been a joy being in 3some relationships with two women. Poly is favoured by Sydney's women that live the "I go to Bali on yoga mindfulness retreats to recharge from the harsh cocaine-kale smoothie seesaw living conditions of Bondi Beach." They talk about ethical non-monogamy, gender fluid, fluid bonding, compersion, pan, demi, and all other kind of shit that gets tiring to look up on Urban Dictionary. Yet...
I recall a Saturday afternoon. I was watching the Australian Open golf with a beer in hand on the couch. Naked. And below the TV were my two "girlfriends" continuing their romp as I was on a break due to lack of stamina / ability to handle this situation. I was completely punching above my weight. I was happy as Larry. I was sold on Poly.
But of course. Jealousy arises. It fizzles in the short (medium if you're lucky) term. And everybody is back swiping soon after.
I am no pro. But the best knowledge I can pass on about Polyworld (if you're one man of her harem) is this: Be the dog. Not the hydrant.
God damn this sounds glorious.Quote:
Originally Posted by SydneyPoker
One of many (and I mean many) stories. Have a hilarious one about "cuckold" and "cuckqueen" dates in the same day, but I'm still new in this forum / unsure if threads should go even further down the deviant rabbit hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck NastyGod damn this sounds glorious.Quote:
Originally Posted by SydneyPoker
Go ahead, nobody here has anything better to doQuote:
Originally Posted by SydneyPokerOne of many (and I mean many) stories. Have a hilarious one about "cuckold" and "cuckqueen" dates in the same day, but I'm still new in this forum / unsure if threads should go even further down the deviant rabbit hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck Nasty
Longest story short. Bullet point form (though I don't know how to use bullet points on this forum):Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffGo ahead, nobody here has anything better to doQuote:
Originally Posted by SydneyPoker
Tinder date with a Vegan Czech girl - meant to do a first date hike with nude beach (Sydney has 3 fully nude beaches about 20 min from the Opera House), but weather wasn't on our side, so she came over. Removed all clothes (nude beach date yet indoors), then we said hello for the first time. And we hung out naked for a couple of hours. Never did get her name - it was "L" on her profile, so we kept it at that. No sex was had, but all the pleasure was directed towards me.
Upon further chatting L mentions that she's open to any adventure that I can think of.
A mate specialises in this cuckolding thing. He's on some adult website and travels to / hosts married couples and bangs the Mrs while Mr sits there and watches / even hands him a beer. A few years back before this was "mainstream", this was all new to me / never heard of such debauchery. So?
Saturday. L is naked, on the floor, French party mask on with handcuffs on that I purchased at some cheap party store in the city. At 1pm exactly, "Man X" buzzes up as we arranged (he said he's pro at all this adult dating stuff / had a profile name like "hungNhandsome" or something like that). Enters. No words. And starts to have his way with L while I'm in a chair a few metres away with a Stone & Wood Pacific Ale. Though it might have been 4 Pines Kolsch. I'm not sure of the beer details. I was clothed. Sat there. Watched these 2 have their nudie romp.
After about 15min, HnH has some anxiety / performance issues, so I politely give him the thumb towards the door, and I finish things off with L.
We chat. We relax. We discuss. We take a nap. At 4pm on the dot, my Brazilian friend V enters. My turn.
Same situation, but reverse. Thing is. V squirts. Not gushes. But projectile squirts. And this can be quite a lot for L to see. Towels were down, it was something else. What started as 2 / viewing, ultimately ended up as 3 playing. Neither of the girls fancied bi play (damn), so the attention was all on me (great).
No performance issues here, and "after", V put on her clothes never speaking a word. And left.
L and I then just had a Netflix night in with Vegan food (the worst part).
Interesting times.
I cannot think of anything more horrific as a straight dude than literally sharing a woman in real time with another dude. Crazy world. Enjoy though if that is your thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by SydneyPokerLongest story short. Bullet point form (though I don't know how to use bullet points on this forum):Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Saturday. L is naked, on the floor, French party mask on with handcuffs on that I purchased at some cheap party store in the city. At 1pm exactly, "Man X" buzzes up as we arranged (he said he's pro at all this adult dating stuff / had a profile name like "hungNhandsome" or something like that). Enters. No words. And starts to have his way with L while I'm in a chair a few metres away with a Stone & Wood Pacific Ale. Though it might have been 4 Pines Kolsch. I'm not sure of the beer details. I was clothed. Sat there. Watched these 2 have their nudie romp.
Interesting times.
Good stuff Sydney , but I bumped it to see if the peado had any more lies ?
Where does copy and pasta kiddie porn sit in your free speech site Todd ?
There's a big difference between "She's my partner that I adore" and "She's my Tinder date who prefers that I don't know her real name" when engaging in such scenarios.Quote:
Originally Posted by tgullI cannot think of anything more horrific as a straight dude than literally sharing a woman in real time with another dude. Crazy world. Enjoy though if that is your thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by SydneyPoker
Sydnay, is it true that vegan pussies smell like carrots?
No mate. Elderflower.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck Nasty
Rimming? Yes. The ringhole is more carrots, perhaps with a splash of tumeric.
They absolutely should. Whatever you have experienced in the poly world, it isn't even in the 50th percentile of fucked up shit that has gone down on these forums over the years.Quote:
Originally Posted by SydneyPokerOne of many (and I mean many) stories. Have a hilarious one about "cuckold" and "cuckqueen" dates in the same day, but I'm still new in this forum / unsure if threads should go even further down the deviant rabbit hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck Nasty
Bonus points for pics.
Mate I've got pics of it all. But from what I see in this forum (and others), people are getting sued over poker words and poker opinions. Pics? Jesus H. No chance I'd open myself to that. And, my hairy balls would need their own thread, avatar, meme, perhaps website too. It's all too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Walter SobchakThey absolutely should. Whatever you have experienced in the poly world, it isn't even in the 50th percentile of fucked up shit that has gone down on these forums over the years.Quote:
Originally Posted by SydneyPoker
Bonus points for pics.
I assure, you would not be the first to post any of that here, but I for one trust your instincts.
It's a well established tradition here that a strategically placed sandwich (preferably subway) can be used for any necessary obfuscation.Quote:
Originally Posted by SydneyPokerMate I've got pics of it all. But from what I see in this forum (and others), people are getting sued over poker words and poker opinions. Pics? Jesus H. No chance I'd open myself to that. And, my hairy balls would need their own thread, avatar, meme, perhaps website too. It's all too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak