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That 100% super aids from those cheap WSOP cards, same shit got Chip Reese. GG druff RIP
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Originally Posted by vegas1369
That 100% super aids from those cheap WSOP cards, same shit got Chip Reese. GG druff RIP
Looks like possible poison ivy. Client of mine had same thing while hiking. Although it was in his legs so kinda hard to imagine hand positioning. Shingles seems likely as well.
bedbugs.
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Originally Posted by sonatine
shots fired
Flesh-Eating Bacteria?
Florida man almost dies after he contracts flesh-eating bacteria through his BLISTERS forcing doctors to place him in a coma and cut away his skin
Wayne Atkins, 32, hiked in the White Mountains and became ill days later
The blisters he had while hiking became worse, so he went to the hospital days after he returned back to Miami
Atkins was diagnosed with a flesh-eating bacteria called Group A Strep
He suffered liver failure, kidney failure, and had a respiratory condition called acute respiratory distress syndrome causing his lungs to fill with fluid
Doctors placed him in a coma for two and a half weeks to cut away his skin and administer antibiotics, which drastically helped
He just took his first steps last week and is expected to receive skin grafts soon
Atkins' particular strain of bacteria is the same one that can cause strep throat
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-BLISTERS.html
Maybe it's a good idea NOT to hike through the wilderness.
http://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i...823640x360.jpg
https://image.slidesharecdn.com/fles...?cb=1351818447
Google "Flesh Eating Bacteria", fucking nasty zombie disease.
I think the guys troubleshot this in record time.
CZR bedbugs so pure too.
I leave this thread shaking my head once again with the question, why do people willingly go on hikes in the woods and go camping? It's always been an absolute mystery to me.
I successfully avoided every camping trip during Cub Scouts. I instinctively knew, even as a kid, no possible good could come of that.
I have been fortunate enough to afford at least a Motel 6 with sanitary plumbing.
If you want to walk in the sunshine go golfing. Pesticides are in abundance there. This is just common sense but I guess not everyone is blessed that way.
Darwin was right.
Will you leave pfa to me in your will, please?
This is my vote. I had poison oak that looked like this but much worse and it would not go away, got worse over time, took weeks to get rid of. be sure to treat it, as otherwise it festers and grows. bug bites just look worse given the infection.Quote:
Originally Posted by cmoneyQuote:
Originally Posted by GringoStar
It could be a double whammy in that he did get bugs bites and then brushed up against a plant he was allergic to. The oil from that plant then got into the bug bite wound as well as hit the top part of his hand. That would explain why the top part of his hand looks sort of like a poison oak reaction and the lower part looks like mutant bug bites (combo of bug bite/poison oak/plant allergy). Plant based reaction would also make sense given it is on that part of his hand(real easy for that part of your hand to brush against a plant).
Please ship PFA MD title.
If Druff leaves his estate to you, you will no doubt start a thread,Quote:
Originally Posted by Suicide King
"I have several mid 2017 Bitcoins in mint condition. Are they worth anything now?"
lol white people
Pretty funny, the camping/hiking thing is exclusively a white people thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
Krypt triple distilling the nonsense.
If you go to the inner city, kids spend money they do not have on better clothes and accessories.
You go to rich white suburbs and kids dress like poor inner city people.
Our ancestors worked hard and sacrificed while living on the dirt floors of their log cabin on their farm so that we might have air conditioning and a working shower.
Yet stupid wealthy white people want to live like a homeless person for a week in the woods on their vacation.
Likely the most brilliant thing I've read on here this year. Well done sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by SanlmarKrypt triple distilling the nonsense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krypt
Well this is a strong take for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
Druff, go see a fuckin doctor.
don't go on Web Md
don't ask PFA
just go to a fucking doctor.
You have insurance im sure. I have the shittiest health insurance and i can still go to an immediate care for $30 office visit charge.
what the hell is your excuse?
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Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Have you heard about his god-like hyper active immune system?
yeah and it's a story with more holes in it than a container ship from Poland.Quote:
Originally Posted by wrenchjockeyQuote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
Have you heard about his god-like hyper active immune system?
I just think it's funny that he refuses to go a doctor, and would rather make a thread here asking for advice.
insanity comes in many forms Wrench.
I was beginning to think I was the only one that shared this sentiment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
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Originally Posted by Avon BarksdaleI was beginning to think I was the only one that shared this sentiment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
i reccomend you both go on a camping trip.
you have no idea what you're missing. if you just prepare then you shouldn't worry about ticks or anything.
there's really nothing cooler than waking up and starting the fire and making breakfast over it.
If only Druffs brother was a doctor, he could ask him. If only.....Quote:
Originally Posted by LarryLaffer
It's just menopause nothing to worry about.
OMG Larry, the only thing worse than people that talk about their camping are people that have the nerve to encourage others to camp.
They once asked us in school if we'd rather sleep in nature or in a hotel. I thought it had to be a joke. I snap said in a hotel and I was the only boy in the class to chose that somehow. I was dumbfounded. I don't understand voluntarily sleeping outside unless you are trying to condition yourself for war or something.
Oh for fucks sake, if you don't like camping, you are doing it wrong
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Originally Posted by The_Lurker
Things I'd rather do outside. All of which I've taken shit for at some point or another.
piss- if that is even at all an option I'm finding a tree
puke- I want to slap people from my partying days that went to the bathroom to puke. They claim toilet but you find a crusted orange raisin in the lip of the sink the next day.
puff- Ok that ones not so non standard now but still.
But sleep???? Come the fuck on. An open window is the closest thing to the outdoors I want when trying to sleep.
Camping itinerary day 1
Wake up whenever
Eat too much bacon and eggs, and taters fried in the bacon grease, and orange juice
go fishing, or take a swim
Eat a huge sandwich made with too much deli meat
take a nap in the hammock
get up whenever
go for hike, or fish, or maybe a swim, take a bar a soap and have a bath while you are at it.
smoke a joint
cook giant ribeye steaks for dinner, crack a bottle of cabernet
Sit around the camp fire and tell stories and make fun of each other.
look for falling stars
go to bed, fuck in the tent
day 2,3,4,5,....
repeat as necessary .
Can you imagine how sick his brother is of hearing all of Druff's issues over the years? Not just hearing about them but then being questioned and admonished about his diagnosis in perpetuity.Quote:
Originally Posted by jsearles22
I am going up to the house on Lake Winnipesaukee, NH Friday.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Lurker
I will tick off every box on your list. But I will wake up at 2am and rise from a Sealy Posturepedic in my air conditioned bedroom and stumble into my bathroom with 2 showers complete with toilet and bidet (I can't explain it but I'll take a picture and you can explain it to me)
Every time I dock my boat I still have to think about how to tie the knots - so Cub Scouts wasn't a complete waste.
I will not fish. This is another thing I never understood. I have only fished with my son once. He loved it. Bought him a little aluminum boat with a 15hp motor and wished him luck with his future. Each time he drove off I wondered if he was really mine. He has a girlfriend now so despite the fishing thing I feel confident he's not gay.
If you have a boat and some time, bomb around or water ski. Raft up with some other boats in a cove and drink. Drop an anchor, turn on the radio and take a nap. Fishing?
Waking up very early is a requisite for fishing too. I'll pass
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Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
read up on how sleeping outside can change your internal clock and make it right again.
anyone who doesn't like nature is fucking stupid.
F O R R E A L
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Originally Posted by SanlmarI am going up to the house on Lake Winnipesaukee, NH Friday.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Lurker
I will tick off every box on your list. But I will wake up at 2am and rise from a Sealy Posturepedic in my air conditioned bedroom and stumble into my bathroom with 2 showers complete with toilet and bidet (I can't explain it but I'll take a picture and you can explain it to me)
Every time I dock my boat I still have to think about how to tie the knots - so Cub Scouts wasn't a complete waste.
I will not fish. This is another thing I never understood. I have only fished with my son once. He loved it. Bought him a little aluminum boat with a 15hp motor and wished him luck with his future. Each time he drove off I wondered if he was really mine. He has a girlfriend now so despite the fishing thing I feel confident he's not gay.
If you have a boat and some time, bomb around or water ski. Raft up with some other boats in a cove and drink. Drop an anchor, turn on the radio and take a nap. Fishing?
Waking up very early is a requisite for fishing too. I'll pass
https://youtu.be/dnI0PgJV4aQ
Hope this isn't in your future Druff... Kinda looks similar ;)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...mputation.html
I guess a meditation retreat in Hawaii with a bag of shrooms, molly, and dmt would be palatable
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Originally Posted by LarryLafferQuote:
Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
read up on how sleeping outside can change your internal clock and make it right again.
anyone who doesn't like nature is fucking stupid.
F O R R E A L
I like the "Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Does that not count for anything?
Tellafriend
We are quickly working through the tenets by which I live my life.
In one thread we are gonna hit 3.
Pontoon boats. These things are like mosquitoes. They are multiplying unchecked in a wet environment.
They are not boats and are an affront to masculinity. Learn to handle a real boat.
I am willing to give jet boats a bye. You gotta start somewhere.
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In before someone points out that "affront to masculinity" is a phrase only used by effeminate writers of Broadway show tunes.
I'm working on it
In my defense for hijacking thread - look, we've all forgotten about Druff's problems. I am sure we all feel better.
Since thread is already hijacked. Druff, hope your AIDS gets better before you die etc.
I just returned from trekking in the Himalayas during monsoon season.
While mosquitos were not a problem at altitude, leeches certainly were. Motherfuckers would literally fall from trees and latch on. At the end of each day one or both boots would be blood soaked as these cocksuckers had some anticoagulant, making it easier to draw blood, and scabbing took much longer.
Also ripped one off my inner thigh that was perilously close to my groin.
My unprofessional diagnosis was based on the fact that these marks don't itch. Poison Ivy and Oak itch like a mother fucker, and usually are accompanied by a larger rash surrounding the outbreaks. This looks to me exactly like a small shingles outbreak, and now hearing about the associated lower back pain makes me thing that's the case even moreso. It's a telltale sign.
The bitch of these small outbreaks is that no doctors can really diagnose it. They're not really familiar with it. There are very few actual doctors that will recognize something like this. A dermatologist is definitely your best bet at this stage. Seems to me though druff has already made his way to a hospital considering he hasn't responded for a while.
Are you the one who tailed the Wormhole NFL run and went traveling the world?Quote:
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Yes, the wor%$le run of 2011-12 changed my life and gave me a much needed cash injection, which led to global travels, figuring out life, meeting wife etc. Actually saw like none of the games as i was living abroad; just kept waking up with more money lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by SanlmarAre you the one who tailed the Wormhole NFL run and went traveling the world?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe
Eternally grateful to PFA's soothsayer lord C$
Awesome . I don't even remember the total but I think at one point was like 20-1-1 record over couple years against the fucking spreadQuote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy JoeYes, the wor%$le run of 2011-12 changed my life and gave me a much needed cash injection, which led to global travels, figuring out life, meeting wife etc. Actually saw like none of the games as i was living abroad; just kept waking up with more money lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanlmar
Eternally grateful to PFA's soothsayer lord C$
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Originally Posted by cmoneyAwesome . I don't even remember the total but I think at one point was like 20-1-1 record over couple years against the fucking spreadQuote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe
Wormhole was God. This is the last official Wormhole bet I could find with a 5 minute time limit:
https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...ghlight=Cmoney
Yes, i think i rode for 14 in a row and even faded the Goldfarb debacle lol because back then in Nepal there were power cuts and i missed it.Quote:
Originally Posted by cmoneyAwesome . I don't even remember the total but I think at one point was like 20-1-1 record over couple years against the fucking spreadQuote:
Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe