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    I hit an Indian

    As I was driving around town yesterday looking for a place to eat while on my lunch break, I backed into a cars front bumper. I do the responsible thing and get out of my car to assess the damage. Mind you, I was reversing at about 3 mph. I had never been in a car accident prior to this and was kind of shook when it happened. My fears were wholly compounded when I realized I had hit, to my horror, a fucking hindu. The guy was keeping it one hundred with the turban, dot, beard, and beat up honda. And in true indian form, his first attempt at reaching a compromise was to extort me for $200 (LOL). In no uncertain terms, I basically tell him to fuck off. The only damage his fucking shitty ride sustained was the hubcap popping off. THIS WAS THE ONLY DAMAGE his car took. Anyways, already pissed off at the guy, I gave him my insurance card (my dad told me this was the wrong move after the fact).

    He then proceeds to tell me that if I deny an "accident" taking place, he would "call the police on me". I mean the fucking balls on this guy... He subsequently proceeds taking pictures of my insurance card, license, the missing hubcap, and even a picture of me (LOL). I honestly feel any reasonable person worth a shit would fucking employ some diplomacy and be fair regarding such a minor "collision". However, the second I saw this fucking curry bastard, I knew in my bones he was going to milk the situation. He will probably contact the insurance company and my plan is to straight deny everything. The pictures he took weren't damning evidence in the least and I expect that I could own this hindu cunt in a verbal altercation if the police get involved.

    Ultimately, I was at fault and I admit to that. But, the fact that the guy's first move was to extort me, left a really bad taste in my mouth. What was the right move at the time and what is the right move after the fact?

     
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    I think Babu was Pakistani but you get the point


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    Didn't read, but nobody is going to miss him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mwh72 View Post
    Didn't read, but nobody is going to miss him.
    Nobody will miss Krypt if he gets offed due to this.

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    Only me that thought he walloped some Indian skank before opening thread?




     
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    Quote Originally Posted by mwh72 View Post
    Didn't read, but nobody is going to miss him.
    me either but yeah agreed of course.

     
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    give him you info (dl number, insurance co & policy no) then have nothing more to do with him...

    that's why you have insurance, to handle the claim and not have to listen to some parking lot lawyer...just report the matter to your insurance company...i do that even if the amount of damage seems small--no deals to avoid reporting accidents, as you are open to a stranger double crossing you
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    This story reeks of fiction, try and be more clever faggot!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger View Post
    give him you info (dl number, insurance co & policy no) then have nothing more to do with him...

    that's why you have insurance, to handle the claim and not have to listen to some parking lot lawyer...just report the matter to your insurance company...i do that even if the amount of damage seems small--no deals to avoid reporting accidents, as you are open to a stranger double crossing you
    Surprised you didn't advocate waving a gun at him.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    This story reeks of fiction, try and be more clever faggot!!
    If you think a story about a small car accident is a work of fiction, then you have the imagination of an autist.

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    Maybe you got into a small accident. But you didn't hit an Indian/Paki, faggot.

     
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    How did his hub cap pop off if you hit his front bumper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    How did his hub cap pop off if you hit his front bumper?
    Lol... I meant whatever this is, not his hub cap. I drive a Lexus SUV so my back bumper popped the logo off.

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    If the cops weren't called isn't Hadji fucked on this one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    How did his hub cap pop off if you hit his front bumper?
    Lol... I meant whatever this is, not his hub cap. I drive a Lexus SUV so my back bumper popped the logo off.

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    Yeah, sucks having an accident, knowing you're to blame, meaning some likely monetary losses.
    Now add injury injury to insult your victim has a different skin pigment than you, so you become the aggressor?

    I hope you're sued and or beaten up because of this or future racial hatred.

     
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    You should have hit a Harley or better yet a yamaha.

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    I'm pretty sure Krypt only made this thread to ensure that everyone would know he drives a Lexus.

     
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      jsearles22: :this; except he's lying. Pics or it didnt happen Kdawg

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    Krypt, honest question, are you Asian? Also, who the fuck doesn't know the difference between a hood emblem and a hub cap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Krypt, honest question, are you Asian? Also, who the fuck doesn't know the difference between a hood emblem and a hub cap?
    He's Persian. You know how much all the different shades of brown from over in that part of the world hate each other.

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    I have a college kid too. I posted my Las Vegas auto accident anecdote a while back and am still haggling that mess.

    This post keeps getting bumped, so I am baited into responding.

    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    I backed into a cars front bumper.

    I had never been in a car accident prior to this and was kind of shook when it happened.
    I think this goes a long way to explaining your post. You are beginning to collect some real life (business) experiences.

    When reading your posts, I am always aware that you are the child of parents with means. I am always reading to contrast your interests & experience with that of a kid your age who has to hustle and struggle a little bit.

    I doubt you are drinking cheap piss beer on the weekends and buying a loaf of bread and some bologna cause the college cafeteria is closed. My kid does and frankly a little suffering is good for him. If I was hiring, a kid who suffered a bit and paid his dues is the kid I want on my team.

    You drop your iPhone and dad buys another. No hustle to fix it yourself.

    I think a kid who is out there suffering & hustling - mixing it up a bit - is the more interesting prospect....

    I ain't hatin, Krypt. You were just born to privilege - it ain't who you ARE. This accident experience is good for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    My fears were wholly compounded when I realized I had hit, to my horror, a fucking hindu.
    Huh? Really? What is this shit?

    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    his first attempt at reaching a compromise was to extort me for $200 (LOL).
    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Ultimately, I was at fault and I admit to that.
    Your the business school kid. He's making an "offer". You're all jacked up here (first accident & all).

    You're "at fault". You knew that. The amount of the damage appears to be less than $200.

    You are killing me not knowing the difference between a hubcap & a hood ornament.

    Are you that sheltered? Dad gave you a Lexus. I now have to question that a kid that mechanically naive could accurately assess automotive damage.

    Assume the loss was $0. Why wouldn't you consider a private settlement to keep your driving history clean & prevent your auto insurance rates from being increased next 3 years? This looks like a no brainer.

    Write up a quick contract on the back of a napkin using that $60k/yr business education.

    Location of incident
    Date and Time of incident
    Terms of Agreement
    Particulars of all drivers involved
    Signature of a witness

    Haggle the Hindu down to $150 if you must.
    If you have to run to ATM - write the contract first & lock it in.
    This is a snap call, IMO

    If the contract doesn't prevent the guy from filing an insurance claim - play that out. Worst case, you are out short change.

    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    He then proceeds to tell me that if I deny an "accident" taking place, he would "call the police on me". I mean the fucking balls on this guy...
    He's just protecting his position. Cop woulda filed report documenting your being at fault.

    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    I honestly feel any reasonable person worth a shit would fucking employ some diplomacy and be fair regarding such a minor "collision".
    His offer was a reasonable attempt to settle. It was just an offer. You're the one who was tilted.

    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    I gave him my insurance card (my dad told me this was the wrong move after the fact).
    I cannot begin to understand this advice. I think you misunderstood the old man.

    What do you think?

     
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