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    Joe Sebok Crushing Hella Grapes

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    Joe Sebok: Poker pro shifts to wine industry
    Matt Villano
    Published 4:08 pm, Wednesday, December 26, 2012

    Former poker pro Joe Sebok is a superstar. He has competed in dozens of tournaments over the years. His stepfather, Barry Greenstein, is one of the most famous names in the sport. And together, Sebok and Greenstein founded PokerRoad.com, a multimedia outlet for all things poker.

    Unlike most other professionals in the sport, though, Sebok has other interests.

    Naturally, then, when he took a break from professional poker at the end of 2011, the 35-year-old sought out a challenge in an unrelated field. Ultimately, he moved to the Bay Area from Los Angeles and worked the 2012 harvest for Vinify, a custom crush facility in Santa Rosa.

    This means Sebok spent the fall working with grapes. He was charged with punchdowns, the rigorous task of "punching" the top layer of grapes down to the bottom of a fermenting bin, so the fruit is distributed evenly. He engaged in pumpovers, the process of pumping wine from one holding tank to another.

    "I did typical cellar rat stuff," Sebok explained recently from his new home in Guerneville. "Basically, I came up here and got my ass kicked."

    Poker prepared Sebok for at least a few aspects of the experience. In poker, he grew accustomed to "working" late into the night on a regular basis, on some occasions for 12 hours or more. At the winery, his typical workday ran from 4 a.m. to 4 p.m.

    Another similarity: The long hours of both activities require mental toughness.

    "It's not like you can sit back and turn on autopilot in either case," he said. "These are challenging jobs."

    In some cases, Sebok found the winery job a little too challenging; he said he lost 17 pounds over the course of the three-month harvest, noting: "It's well documented that poker players are lazy, and we don't exactly keep ourselves in the best shape."

    Sebok said passion qualifies as a third (and perhaps the most significant) similarity between wine and poker. Here, he cited not only the passion with which professionals in each industry practice their craft, but also the passion with which fans of each industry support and embrace their favorites.

    "People who love poker really love poker, and people who love wine really love wine," he said. "There's something to be said for strong opinions and the passion that drives them."

    With this in mind, Sebok said he might stick around the local wine scene for a while. He is looking for a job in marketing or social media in the wine business, and has had preliminary discussions with a handful of local wineries.

    And while he plans to explore cardrooms on the local scene, Sebok sees his long-term future in something else.

    "The game of poker is great and has been good to me over the years," he said. "But at the end of the day, if you're not doing other stuff, all you are doing is counting money."
    I'm really at a loss for what to say, so I'll just leave it at this:


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    i couldn't read anymore after this
    Naturally, then, when
    can i get cliffs from someone who beat .02/.04 pot limit english?

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    First off, HOF thread title.

    Second...




    Talk about a lifestyle downgrade. He went from banging Amanda L and living in a happening Hermosa Beach pad to crushing hella grapes for 12 hours a day in northern CA.

    Apparently Barry Greenstein couldn't help him, because he's having his own financial difficulties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    i couldn't read anymore after this
    Naturally, then, when
    can i get cliffs from someone who beat .02/.04 pot limit english?
    Cliffs:

    Barryg: son i'm busto because of you, move far away and get a J-O-B

    Joe: yes dad I will move to guerneville and become a laborer in a winery
    besides it's just like poker except i wont be counting money

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    Sounds like Joe is a little Merlot on cash



    Que Syrah Syrah

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    "But at the end of the day, if you're not doing other stuff, all you are doing is counting money."
    I don't even get this quote. Who doesn't like counting money?

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    So the kid gets a gig from Manpower and writes up a press release on it? How do you spin this as good? He must be doing his own PR now too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Sounds like Joe is a little Merlot on cash



    Que Syrah Syrah

    Joe's one million twitter followers must be crushed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rollo Tomasi View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    i couldn't read anymore after this


    can i get cliffs from someone who beat .02/.04 pot limit english?
    Cliffs:

    Barryg: son i'm busto because of you, move far away and get a J-O-B

    Joe: yes dad I will move to guerneville and become a laborer in a winery
    besides it's just like poker except i wont be counting money
    Well if he has to do this to become a wine server, it might be worth it, if those guys have game..........
    All you have is essentially rich women coming and drinking, during the day, which can lead to real drunk nights.

    On the flip side, Guerneville has to be the gayest city in no cal (per capita). and maybe the world for that matter.
    It is like 1 1/2 hours north of SF, on the Russian river.
    A lot of gays in SF have their summer home there, then move after they retire or just say fuck it, why pay to live in SF.

    The only way I can even think to describe it, is where that dude on the Sopranos ran off to in Vermont, after they realized he was gay.

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    who remembers hella grapes and anal gapes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    First off, HOF thread title.

    Second...




    Talk about a lifestyle downgrade. He went from banging Amanda Leatherman and living in a happening Hermosa Beach pad to crushing hella grapes for 12 hours a day in northern CA.

    Apparently Barry Greenstein couldn't help him, because he's having his own financial difficulties.
    If this is what you have to do to become a wine server, it might be worth it. You get a lot of rich women drinking during the day, which can lead to some real drunk nights.

    On the flip side, Guerneville is probably the gayest city in No CAL, per capita.
    Its like an hour & 1/2 drive north of SF, on the Russian river. A lot of Gays have 2nd homes there, and a lot retire young there as it is so cheap compared to SF.
    I can't think of one other town where they just literally take over. A lot go to Palm Springs, too, but that is a pretty big town.

    The only way I can even try to describe it, is that place the guy on the Sopranos ran off to, in Vermont, when they found out he was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rollo Tomasi View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    Sounds like Joe is a little Merlot on cash



    Que Syrah Syrah

    Joe's one million twitter followers must be crushed
    I like how this can be taken as a lament or an act of violence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    i couldn't read anymore after this
    Former poker pro Joe Sebok is a superstar.
    can i get cliffs from someone who beat .02/.04 pot limit english?
    fyp

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rollo Tomasi View Post


    Joe's one million twitter followers must be crushed
    I like how this can be taken as a lament or an act of violence.
    Actually laughed out loud at this.

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    I guess Amanda Leatherman is fucking someone else now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    i couldn't read anymore after this
    Naturally, then, when
    can i get cliffs from someone who beat .02/.04 pot limit english?
    Willie McGOD

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    i couldn't read anymore after this
    Naturally, then, when
    can i get cliffs from someone who beat .02/.04 pot limit english?
    It is a tedious sentence, but it's grammatically correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    i couldn't read anymore after this


    can i get cliffs from someone who beat .02/.04 pot limit english?
    It is a tedious sentence, but it's grammatically correct.
    alot of what diamond flush writes could be considered grammatically correct, technically. it's still written very poorly, though.

    and china, the superstar comment put me on tilt, but i just could not continue in good conscience after the naturally, then, when.

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