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    I'm in this fantasy golf pool where you pick one golfer per week and you can't pick them more than once over the course of the year. Around 40 people in pool and I won it last year. Started slow this year but have since climbed up to 6th or 7th place. Figured I'd take a flyer this week and picked Brandon Grace. Dude started out horribly but has since climbed to 6th place. Only one name on that leaderboard scares me at this point and he's two back from my guy. The guys above are all either never has beens or the biggest choke artists of our time.

    One time. If I don't win I hope it's Sergio. I always liked that guy.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    I'm in this fantasy golf pool where you pick one golfer per week and you can't pick them more than once over the course of the year. Around 40 people in pool and I won it last year. Started slow this year but have since climbed up to 6th or 7th place. Figured I'd take a flyer this week and picked Brandon Grace. Dude started out horribly but has since climbed to 6th place. Only one name on that leaderboard scares me at this point and he's two back from my guy. The guys above are all either never has beens or the biggest choke artists of our time.

    One time. If I don't win I hope it's Sergio. I always liked that guy.
    Good luck....I have a wager on the leader though at 100/1 so...HOOOOLDDD

    Hope your guy finishes second to Lowry.

     
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    BALLIN'!!

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    Are we any closer to dork getting self banned a week?

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    Thanks Obama

    For dividing America again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post



    imma need you to slide my number to that second girl to your left, my mellow.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    Are we any closer to dork getting self banned a week?
    Barring a Lowry +7 meltdown and a dozen or so other players stinking up the joint, drk is nah nah nah nah say heeeeey goodbye for a week.

     
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    Last edited by rum dick; 06-19-2016 at 11:41 AM. Reason: eta lowry can shoot +6 and drk is a goner

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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    Are we any closer to dork getting self banned a week?
    Barring a Lowry +7 meltdown and a dozen or so other players stinking up the joint, drk is nah nah nah nah say heeeeey goodbye for a week.
    Can he still post under his Mumbles or mintjewlips accounts?

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    If I win I might let drk post under the following dupe: oldmangingermccreepydyedballs.

    That or gay sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post



    imma need you to slide my number to that second girl to your left, my mellow.

    Im just saying, I need to save her before shes scooping ones off the stage floor in Hotlanta.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Come on furyk....just par out and lets put this bet to rest. More importantly, he might win this thing if he can post -1. Lowry is looking shaky and Dustin Johnson is well Dustin Johnson.

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    LOL at -1 having even a .00001 chance of winning.

    Winning score is -4.

     
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    I guess those guys are just that fucking good.

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    See you in a week drk. Don't let the door hit you on you're way out.

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    DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YA BRO

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    USGA can suck my fucking dick.

    Biggest bunch of asshats bar none, they love inserting themselves into everything with some rules bullshit.

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    lol young dustin at it again

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    http://www.miraclecovers.com

    "Donk down, that’s what you say to someone after they have lost 28K straight?" - Phil Hellmuth, online

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    Some of these guys are big fans of shitposting.

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    Gallo inform dorky Daryl it's time to hit the showers.

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