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    When the coke goes sweaty

    Ideas? Is the microwave the answer?

    ASAP my g/f is in bits
    cmoney :It would be nice if Mexico could simply get human feces out of its drinking water

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    Put some rice in it. That should absorb the moisture. Don't snort the rice obv. Microwaving sounds like a terrible idea.

    This also works for electronics when they get wet.

    EDIT: But the other way around. Don't put rice in your phone. Put your phone in rice. Uncooked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YUUP View Post
    Ideas? Is the microwave the answer?

    ASAP my g/f is in bits
    Its 100% due to humidity.

    Turn the air conditioner on and wait an hour. Also put it next to the a.c

    gl

     
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      NaturalBornHustler: shut up garret. an a/c cooled room will take about a day to dry it

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    Aluminum foil in the oven at the lowest temp possible for a few min. Check/chop every 30 seconds to make sure it doesn't burn.

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    It was ok then went flakey, new dealer, you couldn't chop it into line.

    He's albanian, don't want a row.
    cmoney :It would be nice if Mexico could simply get human feces out of its drinking water

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    Can't say I've ever had this problem, but with damp weed the trick is to put it on something like a cd case on top of the radiator for a little while.

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    shout out to the PFA drug addicts

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    Quote Originally Posted by YUUP View Post
    It was ok then went flakey, new dealer, you couldn't chop it into line.

    He's albanian, don't want a row.
    Yeah, those dealers can be quite touchy when questions arise regarding their product being run over several times. I'm assuming he's local, albeit Albanian.

    NBH's formula for drying is the way to go.

     
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    I never like coke but I found the smell desirable.

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    I only know about Pepsi getting sweaty.


     
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    Cliffs.....
    6 hours on the piss, went home drank vodka,

    Then went out again and got more gear,

    Then Drank all day , missed Father's Day

    Well done me........
    cmoney :It would be nice if Mexico could simply get human feces out of its drinking water

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    I was so underwhelmed the one time I tried cocaine. Felt like nothing more than a shot of espresso at best for about ten minutes. I know that there is massive variance and that 'today's coke' is shit, but meh.

    I think people can shoot cocaine, no? Grab a syringe and go to junkie town on that shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    I was so underwhelmed the one time I tried cocaine. Felt like nothing more than a shot of espresso at best for about ten minutes. I know that there is massive variance and that 'today's coke' is shit, but meh.

    I think people can shoot cocaine, no? Grab a syringe and go to junkie town on that shit.
    You definitely DIDNT do it right

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    what you want to do is empty out a pen and use it to blow the wet coke up her asshole.


    isnt that right stevie nicks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    what you want to do is empty out a pen and use it to blow the wet coke up her asshole.


    isnt that right stevie nicks?

    Crack is wack.

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    When the coke goes sweaty,
    go get the machete,
    and start chopping shit into bits like confetti.

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