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    *** Official thread of official threads ***

    Discuss your thoughts on official threads, and whether or not they are worthy of being deemed official.

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    hi$$$$

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    OP you are

    THE FUNNIEST GUY EVARRRRR
    MORE THREADS PLEASE
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    Thanks bro, I'll keep it up.

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    ** ATTENTION BLOG POSTERS ** Read this if you want your blogs to show up
    Even though it's a Druff thread, and stickied, I'm gonna say this thread isn't truly official. It only uses two asterisks. Also, it doesn't have the word official. Nice effort though.

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    Despite the fact i was once an officially appointed official in an official club; officially, I have no official position on official threads.
    I write things about poker at my Poker Blog and elsewhere on the Internets

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve-O View Post
    Despite the fact i was once an officially appointed official in an official club; officially, I have no official position on official threads.
    Hey Steve-O, fancy seeing you here in my official thread about official threads. I was just going to remark on the officialness of your thread:

    OFFICIAL Ask Steve-O questions about poker books thread
    You forgot the asterisks, bro. Rookie mistake. I see that you tried to compensate for this by typing OFFICIAL in all-caps. Many people believe that this enhances the officialness of a thread, but that's a common misconception. Referring to yourself in the 3rd person does lend some authority to your thread, but it's not enough to make up for the other egregious errors.

    Verdict: not official.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Hey Steve-O, fancy seeing you here in my official thread about official threads. I was just going to remark on the officialness of your thread:

    OFFICIAL Ask Steve-O questions about poker books thread
    You forgot the asterisks, bro. Rookie mistake. I see that you tried to compensate for this by typing OFFICIAL in all-caps. Many people believe that this enhances the officialness of a thread, but that's a common misconception. Referring to yourself in the 3rd person does lend some authority to your thread, but it's not enough to make up for the other egregious errors.

    Verdict: not official.
    I'm a non-conformist, so my thread is in fact O-F-F-I-C-I-A-L
    I write things about poker at my Poker Blog and elsewhere on the Internets

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    [QUOTE=Steve-O;9683]
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    I'm a non-conformist, so my thread is in fact O-F-F-I-C-I-A-L
    Okay. Your thread can be "O-F-F-I-C-I-A-L" if you like. But if you want it to be official, you'll have to conform to official standards.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    *Official WD-40 Appreciation Thread*

    Obviously not as important as many other "Official" threads so I'll only give it 1 asterisks.
    Despite my facetious remarks earlier about "officialness", there is no such sliding scale. It is a black and white dichotomy. Your thread is either official, or it isn't. If you want to convey that your thread is less important than other threads, excluding the word "official" from the title would be a good starting point. Your misuse of asterisks is just an embarrassing faux-pas.

    Verdict: NOT official.

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    [QUOTE=SrslySirius;9685]
    Quote Originally Posted by Steve-O View Post

    Okay. Your thread can be "O-F-F-I-C-I-A-L" if you like. But if you want it to be official, you'll have to conform to official standards.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    *Official WD-40 Appreciation Thread*

    Obviously not as important as many other "Official" threads so I'll only give it 1 asterisks.
    Despite my facetious remarks earlier about "officialness", there is no such sliding scale. It is a black and white dichotomy. Your thread is either official, or it isn't. If you want to convey that your thread is less important than other threads, excluding the word "official" from the title would be a good starting point. Your misuse of asterisks is just an embarrassing faux-pas.

    Verdict: NOT official.
    You've made some very valid points. I may have to ponder further & re-adjust accordingly.

    Keep up the good work.
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    You've made some very valid points. I may have to ponder further & re-adjust accordingly.

    Keep up the good work.
    Thank you Hockey Guy. Just doing my part to spread awareness. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

    ***Official Filthy Limper Poker Radio Thread***
    Correct use of asterisks all that good stuff. Thread created by the owner of Filthy Limper. Confirmed official.

    OFFICIAL Boycott @draftday until they severe ties with DonkDown
    This is so wrong I don't know where to begin. Deal, I'm embarrassed for you. Not official.

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    If you dont have four stars announcing an official thread it can hardly be called official. 3 stars? what is this Mexico?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    If you dont have four stars announcing an official thread it can hardly be called official. 3 stars? what is this Mexico?
    Nonsense. Three is the correct number. Any fewer is amateurish and any more is overkill. Like this disaster:

    ******Scotty Clark Photoshop Contest (Official)******
    This is also awful due to the placement of "official" and it being a parenthetical. Like its officialness is just an afterthought. If it's hardly worth mentioning that its official, then it's not official.

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    I'll only post in this thread if all my posts are read in Alan Rickman's voice.

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    On a related note.. Mr Potter....

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    This thread is now about docking parties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    On a related note.. Mr Potter....

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    This thread is now about docking parties.
    this is correct, engage docking.

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    COCK DOCKERS WHAT ITS THAT TIME
    ME AND SK DOCK TIGHT LIKE SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE
    NEVER TEST THE LIGHT, GOD OSIRIS, SACRED RHYMES
    SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE, ITS DOCKING PARTY TIME, CHECK IT

    DOCKING ALL DAY ALL NIGHT ALL WEEK
    SUICIDE KING MIC CHECK
    ELEVATE THE COCK DOCKING SPEAK
    SUPER NOVAS IN THE SKY AND BLUNT ASH ON THE WIND
    DOCKING PARTY NIGGA DONT WAIT TO BEGIN
    DONT PRESS PAUSE, DONT HESITATE
    BLINK AND YOU MISS IT COCK DOCKING IS EXQUISITE
    ERUDITE COCKS DOCK KNOCK KNOCK OH WHO IS IT
    ITS SONATINE AND SUICIDE, TAKING YOU ON A COCK DOCKING RIDE
    NEVER FEAR THE GRIM REAPER WITH COCK DOCKING RHYMES IN YA SPEAKERS

    COCK DOCKERS WHAT ITS THAT TIME
    ME AND SK DOCK TIGHT LIKE SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE
    NEVER TEST THE LIGHT, GOD OSIRIS, SACRED RHYMES
    SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE, ITS DOCKING PARTY TIME, CHECK IT

    ITS FRIIIIDAY FRIIIIDAY EVERYONE KNOWS ITS TIME TO DOCK COCKS WHILE THE
    MIC GETS BLESSED WITH COCK DOCKING MANIFESTS
    AND GROVER AND MISS PIGGY AND OSIRIS RHYMES FOR ALL TIMES
    CUZ COCK DOCKING IS ETERNAL AND DOWNRIGHT INFERNAL
    FOR THE HEAT IT BRINGS, BURN BATTY BWOY AND FASSY TINGS
    MAKE ALL THE SPARROWS SING, MAKE ALL THE OYSTERS GURGLE
    ITS TIME TO DOCK COCKS WHILE WEAK ASS THREADS THE CREW BURGLES
    TALKING BREAKING AND ENTRY WITH INTENT TO KILL
    ALL SUCKER RAPPERS GET POPPED IN THE GRILL
    TASTING SALT FROM THE BLOOD, THE SWEAT AND THE TEARS
    AND A GOOD DOSE OF BRINE FROM SHRIMP DICKS AND NERVOUS TICKS
    WHAT


    COCK DOCKERS WHAT ITS THAT TIME
    ME AND SK DOCK TIGHT LIKE SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE
    NEVER TEST THE LIGHT, GOD OSIRIS, SACRED RHYMES
    SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE, ITS DOCKING PARTY TIME, CHECK IT
    COCK DOCKERS WHAT ITS THAT TIME
    ME AND SK DOCK TIGHT LIKE SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE
    NEVER TEST THE LIGHT, GOD OSIRIS, SACRED RHYMES
    SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE, ITS DOCKING PARTY TIME

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    COCK DOCKERS WHAT ITS THAT TIME
    ME AND SK DOCK TIGHT LIKE SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE
    NEVER TEST THE LIGHT, GOD OSIRIS, SACRED RHYMES
    SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE, ITS DOCKING PARTY TIME, CHECK IT

    DOCKING ALL DAY ALL NIGHT ALL WEEK
    SUICIDE KING MIC CHECK
    ELEVATE THE COCK DOCKING SPEAK
    SUPER NOVAS IN THE SKY AND BLUNT ASH ON THE WIND
    DOCKING PARTY NIGGA DONT WAIT TO BEGIN
    DONT PRESS PAUSE, DONT HESITATE
    BLINK AND YOU MISS IT COCK DOCKING IS EXQUISITE
    ERUDITE COCKS DOCK KNOCK KNOCK OH WHO IS IT
    ITS SONATINE AND SUICIDE, TAKING YOU ON A COCK DOCKING RIDE
    NEVER FEAR THE GRIM REAPER WITH COCK DOCKING RHYMES IN YA SPEAKERS

    COCK DOCKERS WHAT ITS THAT TIME
    ME AND SK DOCK TIGHT LIKE SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE
    NEVER TEST THE LIGHT, GOD OSIRIS, SACRED RHYMES
    SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE, ITS DOCKING PARTY TIME, CHECK IT

    ITS FRIIIIDAY FRIIIIDAY EVERYONE KNOWS ITS TIME TO DOCK COCKS WHILE THE
    MIC GETS BLESSED WITH COCK DOCKING MANIFESTS
    AND GROVER AND MISS PIGGY AND OSIRIS RHYMES FOR ALL TIMES
    CUZ COCK DOCKING IS ETERNAL AND DOWNRIGHT INFERNAL
    FOR THE HEAT IT BRINGS, BURN BATTY BWOY AND FASSY TINGS
    MAKE ALL THE SPARROWS SING, MAKE ALL THE OYSTERS GURGLE
    ITS TIME TO DOCK COCKS WHILE WEAK ASS THREADS THE CREW BURGLES
    TALKING BREAKING AND ENTRY WITH INTENT TO KILL
    ALL SUCKER RAPPERS GET POPPED IN THE GRILL
    TASTING SALT FROM THE BLOOD, THE SWEAT AND THE TEARS
    AND A GOOD DOSE OF BRINE FROM SHRIMP DICKS AND NERVOUS TICKS
    WHAT


    COCK DOCKERS WHAT ITS THAT TIME
    ME AND SK DOCK TIGHT LIKE SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE
    NEVER TEST THE LIGHT, GOD OSIRIS, SACRED RHYMES
    SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE, ITS DOCKING PARTY TIME, CHECK IT
    COCK DOCKERS WHAT ITS THAT TIME
    ME AND SK DOCK TIGHT LIKE SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE
    NEVER TEST THE LIGHT, GOD OSIRIS, SACRED RHYMES
    SHRIMP DICKS IN BRINE, ITS DOCKING PARTY TIME
    that over a dancehall beat, and we got something. but if only I had a dancehall beat to work with....if only

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