Nicky Pipes vs Coronavirus Sweat Thread

[NickyPipes]

Listen up fellas, I got a call this afternoon by two women I met with on my recent trip.

They called to inform me that both had tested positive for Corona virus and were extremely sick and headed to the hospital. They wanted to let Pipes know, as three other people they had met with also tested positive.

They asked how Pipes is holding up. Perfectly fine.

Is Nick Pipes infected with Corona Virus? Will he start to feel symptoms?

Knockout Nick Pipes is NOT vaccinated, the two women I met with are.

Nicky Pipes has not been sick in a decade, has not coughed in 8 years and has not had a sniffle since he was a toddler. Perfect health, a totally optimized savage.

Throughout the entire pandemic Nick Pipes refused to wear a mask and obviously never considered the vaccine.

This will be the test, will Nick Pipes get sick? Not likely pal!

Look, you know the Knockout Nick Pipes Lifestyle, nothing changed today and nothing will change tomorrow. Fat chance you’ll find Nick Pipes laid up in bed blowing his nose crying that he has a fever. Not happenin pal

[zealanddonk]

UV light directly to the scrotum prevents corona, everyone knows that.

[NickyPipes]

UV light directly to the scrotum prevents corona, everyone knows that.

Brother yes we are all aware of the benefits of sunning, nearly the entire forum engages in daily sunning brother for you?

[Sanlmar]

My hunch is they went swimming and are suffering from red tide.

You know, swim with the dead fishies

[Baron Von Strucker]

little more info needed before we decide your corona fait....

:were they hot? photos appreciated. scale of one to nine as there are no tens other than my wife.

:did you swap spit or other bodily fluids?

:do you smoke? smoking seems to help prevent the corona virus some how.

:did you spend time indoors with them?

:any info...age ,photos, video, social media. we need to have a good look at these chicks. they could also be lying just to fuck with you, i know its a deadly game but some can't resist when they can't own or control.

[NickyPipes]

little more info needed before we decide your corona fait....

:were they hot? photos appreciated. scale of one to nine as there are no tens other than my wife.

:did you swap spit or other bodily fluids?

:do you smoke? smoking seems to help prevent the corona virus some how.

:did you spend time indoors with them?

:any info...age ,photos, video, social media. we need to have a good look at these chicks. they could also be lying just to fuck with you, i know its a deadly game but some can't resist when they can't own or control.

Brother it was a business meeting

Brother I would never do business with an ugly woman

Brother I absolutely do NOT smoke

Brother of course we met indoors you host business meeetings at the park?

[nunbeater]

Listen up fellas, I got a call this afternoon by two women I met with on my recent trip.

They called to inform me that both had tested positive for Corona virus and were extremely sick and headed to the hospital. They wanted to let Pipes know, as three other people they had met with also tested positive.

They asked how Pipes is holding up. Perfectly fine.

Is Nick Pipes infected with Corona Virus? Will he start to feel symptoms?

Knockout Nick Pipes is NOT vaccinated, the two women I met with are.

Nicky Pipes has not been sick in a decade, has not coughed in 8 years and has not had a sniffle since he was a toddler. Perfect health, a totally optimized savage.

Throughout the entire pandemic Nick Pipes refused to wear a mask and obviously never considered the vaccine.

This will be the test, will Nick Pipes get sick? Not likely pal!

Look, you know the Knockout Nick Pipes Lifestyle, nothing changed today and nothing will change tomorrow. Fat chance you’ll find Nick Pipes laid up in bed blowing his nose crying that he has a fever. Not happenin pal

I'm sure this post won't end up being ironic

[simpdog]

Nicky Pipes won't die of old age or a silly virus.

-Spectacular car crash in an expensive car
-being poisoned by someone jealous of his good looks, talents, money
-heart attack at age of 85 while banging a much younger lady
-dingos turning on him

[nightmarefish]

HOF way to kill off a dupe. Respect

[sonatine]

im sure its bullshit but i heard on his discord group that he overdosed on fentanyl from contaminated chinese suntanning pills earlier tonight.

again it obviously cant be true but... the brother did love to tan.

im sure he'll pull through in any case.

[simpdog]

thoughts...and...prayers

[Walter Sobchak]

Pipes are the dingoes vaccinated against rabies? That’s a whole other story than the corona vaccine.

[garrett]

You're a Floridian come on man no excuses for this

Vaccines or as simple as go to your local CVS, Walmart wherever. And get it done, the Risk/Reward. I'll fn go to hell, if I let some stupid Chineese origined 'Wuhan Virus' take me down brother. Being a Floridian also, getting a Vaccine is easy and not for you, for everyone else imo...

anyways glgl gotta watch them Thai ladies I've heard LOL..

[NickyPipes]

You're a Floridian come on man no excuses for this, Vaccines or as simple as got o your local CVS, Walmart wherever and get it done. Risk/Reward stuff, and I'll fn go to hell if I let some stupid Chineese origined Wuhan Virus take me down brother. Being a Floridian also, getting a Vaccine is easy. Not for you, for everyone else imo...

anyways glgl gotta watch them Thai ladies I've heard LOL..

Brother what do you not understand? Nick Pipes just says NO to government shots.

Brother, Nick Pipes suns his balls for 30 minutes a day, deep ocean swims, does 8 rounds on the heavy bags and lifts heavy while fueling his body with raw red meat. The original vaccine

[NickyPipes]

HOF way to kill off a dupe. Respect

Brother I just did a deep ocean swim followed by 8 rounds on the heavy bag in my garage

Do you understand that Nick Pipes will not even take a Corona virus test? You think Nick Pipes is winding up on some “list”? Not likely pal

[NickyPipes]

Nicky Pipes won't die of old age or a silly virus.

-Spectacular car crash in an expensive car
-being poisoned by someone jealous of his good looks, talents, money
-heart attack at age of 85 while banging a much younger lady
-dingos turning on him

Brother the Dingos respect me too much to turn on me, do you know how much I spend a month to feed them the highest grade raw meat? Brother it costs me $75,000 annually

[BetCheckBet]

Interesting thread. Depending how it turns this could be a great way to get out of paying druff for 50 push-ups which btw if infinitely easier than 10 pull-ups.

Also if pipes is a leftist dupe this could be the perfect time to kill him off and complete the socialist agenda of scaring all of Pfa into vaccinations.

[NickyPipes]

Interesting thread. Depending how it turns this could be a great way to get out of paying druff for 50 push-ups which btw if infinitely easier than 10 pull-ups.

Also if pipes is a leftist dupe this could be the perfect time to kill him off and complete the socialist agenda of scaring all of Pfa into vaccinations.

Brother this is ungrateful and insulting

1) Pipes made clear if Druff is on family vacation that he is glad to offer an August Freeroll Challenge so the fun is not missed. Do not be impolite about this please as I’ve been thoughtful and generous.

2) pipes has made clear he feels fine. Did you not read that the Nick Pipes Lifestyle has not been impacted in any way?

Brother in the future please be careful with your words. I forgive you but please do not do it again, catch my drift pal?

[Cerveza Fria]

Nicky Pipes won't die of old age or a silly virus.

-Spectacular car crash in an expensive car
-being poisoned by someone jealous of his good looks, talents, money
-heart attack at age of 85 while banging a much younger lady
-dingos turning on him

Being doing some research on the Pipes rube. Turns out he's not a well-tanned fit globe trotter. Actually, he's a pasty white, 350 lb. slob, still living in his parent's house. And as for the Dingos...they're actually Gerbils that he and his soy boy Bruce utilize in unspeakable ways.

[NickyPipes]

Nicky Pipes won't die of old age or a silly virus.

-Spectacular car crash in an expensive car
-being poisoned by someone jealous of his good looks, talents, money
-heart attack at age of 85 while banging a much younger lady
-dingos turning on him

Being doing some research on the Pipes rube. Turns out he's not a well-tanned fit globe trotter. Actually, he's a pasty white, 350 lb. slob, still living in his parent's house. And as for the Dingos...they're actually Gerbils that he and his soy boy Bruce utilize in unspeakable ways.

Brother you’ve made a big mistake. I am your biggest fan but unfortunately you will regret the decision to slander the Nick Pipes legacy!