I'm going to bite because reading this thread I feel like I've shown up at a screening of Inception halfway through and I wanna poke the person next to me to ask "Who's that guy? What that's thing?"
Honestly, what the fuck is going on here?
This year's hottest thread is "Situation Regarding Kilgore Trout aka Username". This thread has EVERYTHING: forum drama, Dupes, messages from Drexel, bait-and-switches, scandalous DMs, gay references from OSA, scams or lack thereof, eloquent prose from Sanlmar, member bannings, Mumblesbadly shitposts, useful idiots, wild conspiracy theories, Haughty Messageboarders (it's that thing where people who spend a lot of time on PFA think that everyone understands all the references).
So I'll just say it. I don't have a sweet clue what any of this is. Can someone write some cliffs?