I struggled for my 8 years in Vegas trying to find a really good pizza. I found some which were passable, but none which were really good. For awhile I used to pick up a cheap large pepperoni at a place down the street which was decent, but in a bad neighborhood, and I was convinced (due to several factors) that it was a front for some kind of drug business. The owner would literally hide in the kitchen with a gun in the middle of the night, and the place was robbed (or attempted to be robbed) constantly. Armenian guys with expensive clothes and watches would be working there at 4am.
Anyway, eventually the drug front place went downhill and the pizza went to shit, and I was trying hard to find a new pizza place. Pretty much came up blank, especially within a 7-mile radius.
One day I heard of Secret Pizza. Being in the Cosmo, it wasn't exactly convenient, but at least I thought I'd have a place to get an excellent pizza whenever I wanted one.
I gave it a shot after a long session of playing the limit holdem bot in 2012.
I found it to be overrated.
Was it good? Sure.
Was it excellent or memorable? Not really.
Did it live up to the hype? No.
Was it worth the money? Again, no.
In general I found it to be too greasy.
I'm still looking for a great pizza in Vegas.
Selling shitty pizza is a crime against humanity IMO.
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The sausage pizza at comet ping pong is delicious
Real talk this makes me a lot more interested in Secret Pizza than I was, because for me there is this traditional wabi sabi sweet spot of mundane glory with slices where its grease content is in a sense voluptuous without being disgusting.
Therein lies the pengest slice.
With pies, my range diminishes a bit, but for slices... a slice can be peng without meeting my more highbrow expectations somehow.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
News flash, that is over priced snot nosed uppity no crust tasting burnt bread with stuff on it "pizza".
They take the dough throw sauce etc on it, wood burn it (literally) then serve.
https://www.cometpingpong.com/
You need to get dirty my friend, real greasy ass pizza kinda dirty where oil is dripping as you eat it and ruins your beige button up to the point where the orange tinge it leaves makes you use it as a dirty rag. The dirtiness runs that deep that getting dirty creates dirty stuff and stuff, so dirt.
They made a TV show about this place with Joe Dirt (keepin things dirty), was called Just shoot me...
Get served at Comet Ping Pong, a hipster-heavy pizza parlor in the Upper Northwest with rough concrete walls, bathrooms hidden behind secret panels, and table tennis galore. Thin-crust pies from the wood-burning oven are as much of an attraction as the regularly scheduled live bands.
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Well I am glad that all worked out for everyone.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
The truth about jewdonks rampant and sociopathic, uncontrollable mental illness becomes the truth about-a the greasy pizza pie-a.
I am a no longer an active member on this forum. But I will say without Tyde, this thread does not exist. With all that said, it sounds like Hutmaster might get an equity stake in all this. So you see my point. Indirectly Hut is benefiting from all this.
All this nonsense is immaterial now. Tyde paid Hut, and Hut has a potential huge equity stake for a new restaurant. The ironic thing is we all thought Hut got screwed and in reality he walks away a HUGE winner.
i dont think double digit growth means what you think it means, if you had 54 straight months of double digit growth you would own lompoc by now
If your going to go to Cosmo to eat, you might as well just say fuck pizza and go with Eggslut.
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