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    I prolly need to fuck a random to mend my broken heart

    Seriously have been off online shenanigans with men for about 5 years. Where should I post a profile to fuck some random and start to move on. Of course will provide trip report but something has to change been way too sad over all this bs.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Seriously have been off online shenanigans with men for about 5 years. Where should I post a profile to fuck some random and start to move on. Of course will provide trip report but something has to change been way too sad over all this bs.
    This is where that GoPro is going to come in handy to preserve & share life's special moments.

     
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    Avatar is b/c of Sweet Lew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Avatar is b/c of Sweet Lew.
    Who's Sweet Lew? I put up the video of Stu and u said Im using this as my avatar? U thanked me I believe!! Split needs laid lets focus on that!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by badguy23 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Avatar is b/c of Sweet Lew.
    Who's Sweet Lew? I put up the video of Stu and u said Im using this as my avatar? U thanked me I believe!! Split needs laid lets focus on that!!

    Lewfather hazed me pretty good on my first day. Stu came up. So it was written, so it was done.

    Interesting the guys who have stuck with their original avatar.

    Keeping the thread alive Badguy!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Seriously have been off online shenanigans with men for about 5 years. Where should I post a profile to fuck some random and start to move on. Of course will provide trip report but something has to change been way too sad over all this bs.


     
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    You posting nudes is really the only way for us to figure out your best options here.

     
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    There is clearly no better way to retrieve your mojo than a hot 3-way with Druff and Tyde.. My senses tell me that both of these men are very passionate lovers

     
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      splitthis: Oh ya getting doggy from one and sucking the others while they shout insults at each other sounds divine...

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    i'll split it and quit it

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    split's PM inbox could probably qualify for federal disaster relief funds right about now.
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    you should def get out and fuck a random
    in the interim if watching me bust a load via webcam while you bash yourself with a vibrator interests you please contact me.

     
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    Please don't do that. I'm not a geek or nerd like the rest of these cats but don't give in to the standards of contemporary culture. A little solitude is a great cleansing process. If your ever in the new York area? It would be my pleasure to take you out on the town. (No sex though, lol).. I'm serious :-)

     
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    man or woman ? I think you should teach PLOP a trick or two.

    Seriously I'm loving you're honesty in there threads
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    I'm only 46 and I don't get it! All these online hookups with random people is filthy.. I don't feel like fucking and eating snatch all night if I don't know we're its been the night before.. If I ever meet any of you guys at a casino I bring my antibacterial hand lotion.. maybe it's just me on this one. I'm not a stuff shirt. I've been a Guido(20 years before Jersey shore) a metal head a druggie(blame the 80,s) and obsessed with work. I guess I'm well rounded. I don't get sending dick pics to each other.. one day ol post a pick(circa1986) of Me shirtless in my 85 vette , rope chain and a gallon of hair gel or my mullet from the 90,s and slayer t shirt.. or now bald, a lean 5,11 and 185lbs my.polo khaki and nautica shirts.. I love fucken New York.

     
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    I actually like and respect splitthis. Don't know her and have never met her. That's just my impression. Regardless of my outlandish activities ans lack of literacy she has treated me with respect and understanding.. . It really is hard to find strong smart women who have not lost there femininity, compassion, empathy.. I just think she is a cool chick on a level most of
    You would not have the ability to understand.. maybe your genealogy will take several more millennium to catch up and evolve.. basically I respect her and think she is smart you imbeciles..

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    I'm only 46 and I don't get it! All these online hookups with random people is filthy.
    Have sex with a woman for the first time, then you will understand.

     
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      thesparten: you have no clue what a real women looks like and the quality of woman..

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