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    holy shit is anyone watching Jessica Simpson on Leno ?








    WTF

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    I think thats a unanimous no but what happened?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank View Post
    I think thats a unanimous no but what happened?

    the whale photo in the OP should have given you a subtle hint bro





    she weighs in the neighborhood of 300 pounds

    Adam Corolla on now, but Jessica has packed on some SERIOUS weight

    that was frightening

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    Nah, nice fold by Nick Lachey tho. Her and Christina Aguilera are both whales, wtf.
    I'am watching the 1st 1:45 of this, shhh tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FPS_Russia View Post
    Nah, nice fold by Nick Lachey tho. Her and Christina Aguilera are both whales, wtf.
    I'am watching the 1st 1:45 of this, shhh tho.








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    Marty you fucking retard, of course she's fat. She's pregnant and due in like two weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Marty you fucking retard, of course she's fat. She's pregnant and due in like two weeks.




    um no sorry you're wrong



    she's not just pregnant, she is fucking fat AND pregnant.



    You obviously didn't see the segment. She's pushing 300 pounds and used to look like this....









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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FPS_Russia View Post
    Nah, nice fold by Nick Lachey tho. Her and Christina Aguilera are both whales, wtf.
    I'am watching the 1st 1:45 of this, shhh tho.








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    Actually, it was Neverwinpoker, Doyle's Room, and The Maven VT.

    And wearing that stuff got me almost all of my buyin back for that $10k event, so I was just fine with it. (Neverwinpoker paid me nothing, obv.)

    When I first showed up at the table, they offered for me to wear UB.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Actually, it was Neverwinpoker, Doyle's Room, and The Maven VT.

    not sure why I typed DD I meant NWP, but you get the idea

    that hand must have been crushing

    I can imagine how your heart must have been racing when you hit your set against Phil in that spot. I bet the adrenaline spiked hard and you got this sudden rush. I mean that in the best way not at all sarcastically

    Sucks to get drawn out there. would have been EPIC to fill your boat on the river.

    He would have gone fucking ballistic.

    Imagine what could have been

    but on the TV table with the lights and crowd and hitting your set, that is one of those moments that would have taken your poker career to another level if the hand plays out differently.

    I imagine you replay that hand in bed at night from time to time.

    not much you can do in that spot though. I have a hunch you hated the turn and figured he hit.

    Obviously he was a douche about it (you can see in the video how fucking smug he is) but you did handle it well in defeat imo Todd

    back to Ric Flair and Jessica Simpson now obv






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    shout out to hot Jessica Simpson









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    You know what's weird, is that I went out early Day 2 in the 2009 WSOP, and got on TV.

    I got all the way to late day 6 and finished 88th out of 7300+ in 2010, and didn't make TV except for a quick flash of me talking to Jean Robert after he took a bad beat.

    I just kept ending up at tables with no big-name players, so I never hit a TV table. I played a little with with Grinder and with Benyamine, but the rest of the table were no-namers in both instances, so again no TV table.

    I was actually a factor in that TV table being selected in 2009. I am considered a "small name" as far as ESPN is concerned. That is, I'm not noteworthy enough to warrant much attention by myself, but I'm a bigger draw to them than an unknown. So the combination of Hellmuth (obviously the big factor) and me was enough to make them select our table, especially due to my history with UB and his representation of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I was actually a factor in that TV table being selected in 2009. I am considered a "small name" as far as ESPN is concerned. That is, I'm not noteworthy enough to warrant much attention by myself, but I'm a bigger draw to them than an unknown. So the combination of Hellmuth (obviously the big factor) and me was enough to make them select our table, especially due to my history with UB and his representation of them.
    Hate to shit on your parade but the only reason the camera's were on that table was Helmuth. Your ego never fails to impress me though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamRazor View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    I was actually a factor in that TV table being selected in 2009. I am considered a "small name" as far as ESPN is concerned. That is, I'm not noteworthy enough to warrant much attention by myself, but I'm a bigger draw to them than an unknown. So the combination of Hellmuth (obviously the big factor) and me was enough to make them select our table, especially due to my history with UB and his representation of them.
    Hate to shit on your parade but the only reason the camera's were on that table was Helmuth. Your ego never fails to impress me though.
    I knew people working on the production that year who told me otherwise, and who actually explained to me the TV table selection process.

    I wouldn't make such a statement unless I actually had knowledge of what happened.

    If I had an ego, I wouldn't be calling myself a "small name".

    I know that I'm far from any sort of poker celebrity, but I am listed as a "notable" player by Pokernews and several other outlets when I play live tournaments. You would only be listed as notable if they had to make the table 8-handed instead of 9.

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    The TV people were obviously using the old "who's got the bigger Wikipedia page" rule to gauge audience pulling power for the featured table that year.
    Last edited by DropKick; 03-13-2012 at 12:56 AM. Reason: wheres my avatar?

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    whale pic

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
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    Marty you fucking retard, of course she's fat. She's pregnant and due in like two weeks.




    um no sorry you're wrong



    she's not just pregnant, she is fucking fat AND pregnant.

    lol she's due in 2 weeks dude. I've never met a thin women yet deep into her 3rd trimester.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDMcCobb View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Muck Ficon View Post
    Marty you fucking retard, of course she's fat. She's pregnant and due in like two weeks.




    um no sorry you're wrong



    she's not just pregnant, she is fucking fat AND pregnant.

    lol she's due in 2 weeks dude. I've never met a thin women yet deep into her 3rd trimester.
    the insanity of calling a 9 month pregnant woman fat is fucking up there

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    I didn't see her on Leno but saw an interview on one of them Hollywood shows flicking through she was on the screen and wow that's a huge bitch! I believe she said something like they expect the baby to be 10lbs.

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    obviously women are fat when they are pregnant.

    But she isn't just pregnant fat. I certainly know the difference.

    The girl went from being a curvaceous blonde bombshell to a bloated sloth, and very little of it has to do with her being pregnant. She was putting on the pounds well before she got knocked up

    Her weight gain is waaaaaaay past the norm for pregnancy

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