Uh oh, Chrissy boy has some competition and can no longer be known as the GOAT!
He even uses the same cadence as Chrissy but says “Guys” instead of “Folks”. Wonder if they went to the same MLM scam school???
Here’s his IG page and it looks eerily similar to another Scammer we know. Right down to the body building selfies, stacks of prop money, lavish life-and car shots, Casino chips with no action and of course special sales in every video!
https://instagram.com/codycoversprea...dium=copy_link
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 08-18-2021 at 02:41 PM.
I saw the comment below on Krissys last 47k video...
I was thinking, who is she talking about?
Can’t be Double Jackpot, as he makes videos everyday.
KD hadn’t made a video of any kind in about a month. He has made one NEW Chrissy video in the span of 2 months.
But then I went to his page and see he has a new Chrissy video “Premiering” tomorrow around the BOL affiliate stuff.
I thought maybe he lost interest in the Chrissy stuff, but it looks like he’s back at it.
I find it funny how the poster “Donna L”, says you are “doing good” and puts it in quotations. Only if these people really knew the true day to day life style of the BLOAT, The Coochie, and Silent Bubs. People would be shocked to learn that it is not what Krissy makes it out to be.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 08-18-2021 at 06:05 PM.
Once the threat was Neutralized the Attacker had a duty to Cease the Battery and call police/ambulance......imo...Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor
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In regards to my comment above...
I meant to say CANNOT continue to kick.
Unless it’s Chrissy...
annnnnnnnddd, still no new video. So beyond obvious at this point he busted his betonline roll, as he isn't sitting on winning videos from previous days.
I would assume he has to put out a video today. Will be fun to watch. My guess it will be some bitcoin garbage video or sports picks without actually showing us him betting those picks. Lets see.
edit: i'd pay him $100 just to see the unedited video of him busting his roll. If reading this Chris reach out to me and lets make a deal.
Right now Chrissy is trying to figure out the best damage control video to put out and how he’s going to spin it. I agree with BWB that we’ll see a “low roller” video for all of us poor people on PFA.com. He’ll conveniently have 2k in his BOL account (which was all he had left in his BTC account after making the 47k transfer) and claim he withdrew over 6k that he had in his account on his last video. He’ll use the excuse that he’s been busy with his “other businesses” and how much we all should appreciate the time and effort he puts into making these awesome videos for everyone, despite being the most busy unemployed guy. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall when he lost that 5th Marty. The crushing look of defeat would have been priceless.annnnnnnnddd, still no new video. So beyond obvious at this point he busted his betonline roll, as he isn't sitting on winning videos from previous days.
I would assume he has to put out a video today. Will be fun to watch. My guess it will be some bitcoin garbage video or sports picks without actually showing us him betting those picks. Lets see.
edit: i'd pay him $100 just to see the unedited video of him busting his roll. If reading this Chris reach out to me and lets make a deal.
In other news, Christopher R. Schyster has admitted he’s a tax cheat, in so many words…
Remember when he was offering Tax Prep & advice services in his FB group?? Lol!
Wonder how he will handle the unemployment taxable refund if he lied about it in the first place??
So I guess the term "Mitchellgale", referring to multiplying every losing bet by 3, isn't going to catch on?
That 5th Marty loss video was of course filmed "live" (hee hee, which videos are not filmed "live", Chrissy?) and now sits somewhere on his crusty HP laptop, of course, destined to remain there forever, never to be uploaded. "No other person does what I do, I film myself live and show you guys everything, good or bad". Uh-no ya don't Christoph. It just takes some time for Marty to catch up, and when it does, you cannot show us that you blew it all.Right now Chrissy is trying to figure out the best damage control video to put out and how he’s going to spin it. I agree with BWB that we’ll see a “low roller” video for all of us poor people on PFA.com. He’ll conveniently have 2k in his BOL account (which was all he had left in his BTC account after making the 47k transfer) and claim he withdrew over 6k that he had in his account on his last video. He’ll use the excuse that he’s been busy with his “other businesses” and how much we all should appreciate the time and effort he puts into making these awesome videos for everyone, despite being the most busy unemployed guy. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall when he lost that 5th Marty. The crushing look of defeat would have been priceless.annnnnnnnddd, still no new video. So beyond obvious at this point he busted his betonline roll, as he isn't sitting on winning videos from previous days.
I would assume he has to put out a video today. Will be fun to watch. My guess it will be some bitcoin garbage video or sports picks without actually showing us him betting those picks. Lets see.
edit: i'd pay him $100 just to see the unedited video of him busting his roll. If reading this Chris reach out to me and lets make a deal.
Wonder if Stacy is reading these posts on here and confronting him on it...
Stacy: "Um, hey, where are your daily videos that show our funds growing exponentially each day in August like you promised your viewers"
Chrissy: "Aw babe, that dealer was a whore, after making me go to 4 Martys by hitting the 3rd column 4 times in a row, she goes and hits column one AFTER I took my bet off of column 1 and placed it on column 3!!!" She ruined us, it wasn't me, I swear! Do we still have that pink tuna in the pantry?
Mitchellgale now known as Mitchellpale. It's a better descriptor for what happens to your face when you loose your 5th one while consistently showing NO FEAR (F.alse E.xpectations A.ppearing R.eal).
And…it’s officially been two months since the last video was posted on the “Keeping up with the Mitchell’s” channel. I guess there is nothing in that family worth keeping up with.
Chrissy, Bot Lady trying to take your throne as the new “Queen of Baccarat”. Time to protect your turf and drop an (up)load. Look, not even Miss Cleo could have foreseen that tripling your bet, when you still have roughly a 35% chance of losing, wasn’t sustainable long term. Time to wipe off your chin and get back to your bread and butter. Get back up on that horse(cock) and ride that old Bologna Pony.
It's possible we might be coming to the end.
He can't come back at this point and pretend he has been winning. I also think it might have finally sunk in to him that he can't beat these games. The family might be gone also.
Probably wrong. But this one feels different. He might disappear for a significant amount of time.
Chris believes his scams actually work. He has limited intelligence(obviously). The whole reason why he would even believe a month long challenge would work is because of his limited education. He has the mentality of a child; o it worked one day so it will work everyday.
I believe finally he sees that nothing works and he has no clue how to proceed from here...
Last edited by crudebar; 08-19-2021 at 02:32 PM.
There is a some part of him that knows his strategies are bullshit. That’s why he is always trying to profit by selling the system, while simultaneously rationalizing his degeneracy as part of his “proof of concept” for the scam strategy. He may not even be aware of it consciously.
Our little friend really does believe that he walks on water. He truly thinks he’s above the law and just THAT smart to where he’s a step ahead on anything and everything he’s involved with. I sit here in disbelief every time I read anything he writes wondering how one person can have so much stupid in one’s body. Especially when he’s all of 5 feet nothing.In other news, Christopher R. Schyster has admitted he’s a tax cheat, in so many words…
Remember when he was offering Tax Prep & advice services in his FB group?? Lol!
Wonder how he will handle the unemployment taxable refund if he lied about it in the first place??
He did claim the end of the month was an anniversary (or possibly special event).
As others have said, his last roulette video was a complete train wreck and he's probably hit that magical 5th marty.
I suspect he will come back with some video saying his parlays actually did win bigly.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2025 Chrissy loses his FB page in mid January.
I personally think that even when the gambling scams come to an end, Chrissy will always be on Youtube pushing some type of scam as an “Expert, Professional, or Guru” in a particular field. I have said this before but I think it is worth mentioning again, is that Chrissy has realized that Youtube is the place to present a scam to a large audience while falsely presenting yourself as something you are not. He can pick anything and use the same system along with the same props (Coochie and Bubs, Cash, Car). The lies will flow freely out of his mouth, with not a care in the world who he harms or what damage he causes.
He won’t give up his 20k plus subs, he will simply say, “I always tell you guys about my other businesses, well now is your chance to get in on this opportunity.” The fact is he just researched it that morning, and got a few things he can say about that particular product or service. He knows nothing about it, but since he can spew lies from his disgusting mouth without a conscience, he can do it unlike the average person. He has also learned that he doesn’t have to face people in person like his MLM days or coaching folks in the casino.
His 20k subs is actually Krissys most valuable asset. Even though his like to dislike ratio is horrible, since he has over 20k subs, Youtube will still recommend his videos when anyone else with more dislikes than likes wouldn’t stand a chance at being recommended or high up on the search results.
Personally I don’t think he’s at the point to where he is going to move away from the gambling, as others have mentioned, as long as he has $100 bucks, he will continue to say “This is for the low rollers, I cashed out”. Basically just keep starting over with the hundo and only showing videos where he won. He is probably already looking for his next system to push. My guess it will be some Vegas Dave Bullshit, pay for “Sports Picks package”. Who knows, Chrissy is scum so anything is possible.
Just throwing this out there. Let’s say that transaction did happen and Chrissy had 47 K all of a sudden in an account that had 73 cents. Chrissy is a degenerate on a online gambling/drug infused delusional bender. His last gambling video he was basically all in. Busto was right around the corner. You could see it was imminent.
So if this was a transaction for someone else, all of a sudden Chrissy, who has been playing off a nub for months, now has access to this money in HIS Chase account. What kind of person would allow Chrissy to control this money? A dumb shit. More importantly, a dumb shit who may not know they can’t let a slippery Chrissy out of their site for a tenth of a second until they get every penny. Not to mention that is going to be a shady af transaction at the bank.
I’m not saying he went and took out all the money, went to one of the shitty casinos he is not banned from and Mitchell-galed that 47K into oblivion…but I’m not saying it couldn’t of happened. Think about it. If a guy like that was on a bender and you gave him $$$, you would rightly expect it to be lit on fire.
This has been the longest he hasn’t uploaded a video in some time. Looks like he hasn’t commented in two days. Something may have went down with this coin.
I guess we shall see…
Folks Folks Folks can we have a time out please and just for my benefit give Chrissy a break.
Why so Mr Horney I’m sure you are all asking yourselves, well I am ashamed 🙈 to admit that I am now officially a low roller 😞
Yes it’s true, whilst my 99% (remember that number Chrissy boy 🤣side hustle from my dead broke jealous hater 9/5 JOB is horses 🐎 I do enjoy ☺️ an occasional BJ (calm down Chrissy not that sort)
Unfortunately i don’t play Kyles no bust however just playing perfect basic strategy on live dealer I managed to get a free Ł10 bet up to a touch over Ł400 in a few weeks aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you Folks couldn’t even dream what happened tonight
Yep not only did I pass the once in zillion 6 Marty’s but with a few doubles and splits I lost 16 hands on the trot 😂 so now my pisswilly balance is only a few cents what Chrissy has left so I need any help going
So can I request a low roller vid ASAP please Chrissy
After reading JD’s post it got me thinking about a couple things.
Chrissy could take the $47K and keep it like the piece of shit that he is or he can take a minimal risk and come up several grand and return the guy his 47k. (Still a piece is shit move)
The plan would be to make the following sequence of bets. I believe the optimal bets for an appropriate risk vs. reward would be either a 3 level martingale or a 4 level martingale sequence.
You take the 47k into the casino and place 1 bet until you win ONCE. Once you win ONE time you are DONE. That’s it, DONE. You leave. The game is Baccarat.
3 step Martingale:
1. $6,700
2. $13,400
3. $26,800
4 step Martingale:
1. $3,100
2. $6,200
3. $12,400
4. $24,800
You get 47K in chips.
You can see the sequence of bets along with the amount for each level.
As you can see with the 3 step martingale the win would be $6,700. Remember once you win once your done. The 3 step martingale has an 87.5% chance of winning 1 bet in the sequence.
As you can see with the 4 step Martingale the win would be $3,100. Same process you win your done. Just less risk on 4 step Marty. The 4 step Martingale has an 93.75% chance of winning 1 bet in the sequence.
Summary:
Chrissy can take the 47k in cash to the casino. Exchange for chips. Pick which level of risk he is comfortable with.
Risk vs. reward: The risk is he losses 3 Martingales in a row (12.5% Chance) and the 47k is gone. The reward is if he wins 1 step in the sequence, he wins $6,700. This has an 87.5% probability of occurring.
The 4 level Martingale is the same except the numbers are different. The amount won is $3,100. 93.75% Chance of winning. 6.25% chance of going bust and going back to Ohio and hide.
I find this entire thing interesting because you would only be taking 1 shot at it depending on the level of risk that you are comfortable with. Personally I like the level 4 Marty for $3,100. It really would come down to the consequences of not paying the guy back. For Chrissy, it’s probably minimal risk. If this guy is dumb enough to give Chrissy 47k, I have a feeling the consequences wouldnÂ’t be that severe if he didn’t pay back. Likely just the court system. Now if one is dealing with the Cartels money, no risk can be taken if you value your life and the limbs on your body.
You could even do 5,6, or 7 level Martys, but I just donÂ’t think at those levels the amount won wouldnÂ’t be worth the risk.
Of course this is all hypothetical. Krissys big problem would be to stop playing after he won. Let’s say Krissy does the 3 level Marty and wind the $6,700. Do you really think he would stop playing? Very doubtful folks.
The last few days with no videos can leave us with a lot of speculation.
Hypothetically, if he does have this 47K that was used to help someone turn Bitcoin to cash, Im going to say he keeps it!
Remember back on July 14th he had a similar transaction for $12k. He can use this as leverage, especially in the jerk circle group, “Guys let me turn your Bitcoin to cash, I have posted my transaction record here. You can see I turned 12k in Bitcoin to cash for Bob Hesley. I also did 47K for Pene.”
Who knows the bank may potentially freeze the money. Chrissy could even use that as an excuse to not pay “The bank froze it”.
Its guess that is Krissy didn’t file a tax return last year. But Nearly 60K (47k + 12k) going to an account that likely doesn’t see much action maybe an issue, especially comming from Coinbase. It’s hard to say what safeguards large bank have in place to be in compliance with the government, especially for money laundering.
The entire thing is interesting.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 08-19-2021 at 10:25 PM.
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