*** OFFICIAL *** Colonoscopy Thread

[MumblesBadly]

Here's the transcript of the Pre-Op conversation between the Doc and Druff....


Doc: It's ok. There's nothing to be embarrassed about. It's perfectly normal to experience an erection during this type of procedure.

Druff: But, Doc, I don't have an erection.

Doc: I know, but I do. Now just relax and count backwards from 100....

Druff: WTF?

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I woke up back in the recovery room where I started. The first person I saw was the doctor. She told me about the four polyps...