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    Quote Originally Posted by nightmarefish View Post
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    You've seen the machines but you don't know them. Not really. You aren't any kind of a machine pro or you would have found something. In 2007 I was making my way back to Nevada after going to Deadwood to survey out the machine situation. Wasn't much there then. I stopped in Billings, Montana at the Crystal Lounge down on 1st and Broadway. In 1984 the Crystal was the first place I ever played a new fangled poker game called Texas Holdem so I stopped in to play a few hands.

    The first thing I noticed in the Crystal was the 20 gambling machines with video poker and video keno. They were multi-game machines with about 20 games on them. Those machines weren't there back in the 80's when I was in Montana. My first thought was "No way in hell I'm going to find any exploitable games in a state like this." But I did the obligatory, went over and started punching up games to take a look. I SEEN SOME THINGS.

    I walked around downtown Billings checking out the machines in the bars. They were in all the joints. And that was across the whole state. There were about 18,000 machines spread out among 1700 bars in the state.

    It started out that I figured to just make a little money and head on back to Nevada. But I kept getting plays. In 2007 it was worth about 5K a month. Cheap living in Montana. As time went on I forgot more and more about the big gambling markets and just took life easy in Montana. It was a trade-off. Sure, I wasn't going to become a multi-millionaire in Montana but it's been an easy lifestyle, low cost of living.

    The shits easier than fuck here. So if you couldn't find any advantages its because you dont' have the skill, Mr. Nightmarefish.

    I'll put up a thread in the Poker Community Section and show you some games. Of course, the games I show you are no longer around. They ran their course, I made a bunch of money, and they took the games down (Ain't gonna show you any of my current games). It's always been that way. Games come and go. The guy that's sharp enough to do the math is the one that makes the dough. That's why I know you don't know the math. If you did you wouldn't be saying "no way!" about machine plays in Montana.
    I play them for fun when back in Montana. Never tried to “beat them”. Give me some examples of current games you can beat, I don’t give a shit about something back in the 1980s.
    Dude, I'm not talking about 1980's. That was poker back then. You play them "for fun" when in Montana because you are a sucker. You never seen a negative expectation game you didn't like. I ain't going to tell you jackshit about current games I exploit. I learned my lesson a long time ago about teaching someone which puts them into competition against me for the plays. Besides, you should be able to figure it out for yourself, Mr. Negative Expectation. I'll show you plays that have recently become extinct just to piss you off. You could have been playing them all along if you had any kind of education in the mathematics of machine games.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    I get that I'm out of the loop, but why is Mickey a thing?
    we're calling mickey "future dish" now

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
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    I play them for fun when back in Montana. Never tried to “beat them”. Give me some examples of current games you can beat, I don’t give a shit about something back in the 1980s.
    Dude, I'm not talking about 1980's. That was poker back then. You play them "for fun" when in Montana because you are a sucker. You never seen a negative expectation game you didn't like. I ain't going to tell you jackshit about current games I exploit. I learned my lesson a long time ago about teaching someone which puts them into competition against me for the plays. Besides, you should be able to figure it out for yourself, Mr. Negative Expectation. I'll show you plays that have recently become extinct just to piss you off. You could have been playing them all along if you had any kind of education in the mathematics of machine games.
    LMFAO, Mickey aint tellin his secrets. Shocking....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
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    I play them for fun when back in Montana. Never tried to “beat them”. Give me some examples of current games you can beat, I don’t give a shit about something back in the 1980s.
    Dude, I'm not talking about 1980's. That was poker back then. You play them "for fun" when in Montana because you are a sucker. You never seen a negative expectation game you didn't like. I ain't going to tell you jackshit about current games I exploit. I learned my lesson a long time ago about teaching someone which puts them into competition against me for the plays. Besides, you should be able to figure it out for yourself, Mr. Negative Expectation. I'll show you plays that have recently become extinct just to piss you off. You could have been playing them all along if you had any kind of education in the mathematics of machine games.


    lol at mocking someone for *not* grinding video poker for minimum wage in montana.

    just shut the fuck up, this is hard to look at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
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    Dude, I'm not talking about 1980's. That was poker back then. You play them "for fun" when in Montana because you are a sucker. You never seen a negative expectation game you didn't like. I ain't going to tell you jackshit about current games I exploit. I learned my lesson a long time ago about teaching someone which puts them into competition against me for the plays. Besides, you should be able to figure it out for yourself, Mr. Negative Expectation. I'll show you plays that have recently become extinct just to piss you off. You could have been playing them all along if you had any kind of education in the mathematics of machine games.


    lol at mocking someone for *not* grinding video poker for minimum wage in montana.

    just shut the fuck up, this is hard to look at.
    He also says he lives in downtown Great Falls next to a bar. Being born and raised in Great Falls, I have some knowledge of the situation and I can't begin tell you how sad that is.

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    Someone introduce Mickey to splitthis. I swear it's a match made in heaven.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightmarefish View Post
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    Dude, I'm not talking about 1980's. That was poker back then. You play them "for fun" when in Montana because you are a sucker. You never seen a negative expectation game you didn't like. I ain't going to tell you jackshit about current games I exploit. I learned my lesson a long time ago about teaching someone which puts them into competition against me for the plays. Besides, you should be able to figure it out for yourself, Mr. Negative Expectation. I'll show you plays that have recently become extinct just to piss you off. You could have been playing them all along if you had any kind of education in the mathematics of machine games.
    LMFAO, Mickey aint tellin his secrets. Shocking....
    If he told you, you'd know for sure he was lying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Wait is this really a picture of Mickey?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by duped_samaritan View Post
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    LMFAO, Mickey aint tellin his secrets. Shocking....
    If he told you, you'd know for sure he was lying.
    Either that or he thinks I'll quit my sliiiiiiiiiiightly more profitable job to move back to Montana to grind the machines for minimum wage with him.

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    SOBCHAK SECURITY 213-799-7798

    PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR., THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightmarefish View Post
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    lol at mocking someone for *not* grinding video poker for minimum wage in montana.

    just shut the fuck up, this is hard to look at.
    He also says he lives in downtown Great Falls next to a bar. Being born and raised in Great Falls, I have some knowledge of the situation and I can't begin tell you how sad that is.
    No, I said I used to live in downtown Great Falls. Bone up on your reading comprehension, idiot. When I was drinking I wanted to be walking distance to the bars so I couldn't get nabbed for drunk driving.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightmarefish View Post
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    If he told you, you'd know for sure he was lying.
    Either that or he thinks I'll quit my sliiiiiiiiiiightly more profitable job to move back to Montana to grind the machines for minimum wage with him.
    When the minimum wage workers are making $600 a day they will have caught up with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickeycrimm View Post
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    Either that or he thinks I'll quit my sliiiiiiiiiiightly more profitable job to move back to Montana to grind the machines for minimum wage with him.
    When the minimum wage workers are making $600 a day they will have caught up with me.
    “Caught up” to you. You’re so damn cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightmarefish View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by duped_samaritan View Post

    If he told you, you'd know for sure he was lying.
    Either that or he thinks I'll quit my sliiiiiiiiiiightly more profitable job to move back to Montana to grind the machines for minimum wage with him.
    I'm serious, posting an edge you found while it's still live is the last thing anyone with half a brain would do.

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    Mickey,

    I’ll admit you can be a bit entertaining but I think you’ve strayed a bit off course and lost your way by coming to this forum from the Vegas casino talk forum.

    You see the Vegas casino talk forum is for level 3 autists where you are to be commended for grinding out a meager existence by mashing buttons, maxing free play EV, and sharing best practices on where to get the $3.99 mystery meat buffet.

    This forum is designed for and largely made up of the level one autists that are high functioning and that have real jobs that contribute to society at large but also have a subjacent proclivity for serious degen-like behavior.

     
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    for those of you who believe trump's narrative re 'the biden crime family', explain something to me...

    if biden is an international criminal who stole a presidential election, why isnt there a single charge against him? or literally anyone?

    like trump has the doj on speed dial, why arent they frog marching biden into a cell?

    thoughts?

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    for those of you who believe trump's narrative re 'the biden crime family', explain something to me...

    if biden is an international criminal who stole a presidential election, why isnt there a single charge against him? or literally anyone?

    like trump has the doj on speed dial, why arent they frog marching biden into a cell?

    thoughts?

    watching team retard freak out when trump is indicted will be pretty hilarious though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
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    honestly, i had no idea the thread could get this cringy.
    Really? Cringy? How about short shitting?
    I'm sure you're an expert Ma'am

    don't push it wally

    you hobokken retards think you're out of the woods?
    Nope. You're dumb fucks

    You got rid of the the dumbest of the dumb but that
    dumb came from some where and that is the backwater
    inbred stupidity soup you live in
    Now this is what I like, classic Les, will save a green rep for ya when my pot renews later today.
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    is anyone watching this briefing?


    rudy is pouring sweat and claiming every single person who didnt vote for trump is part of a sweeping conspiracy.

    oh also hes claiming he has multiple affidavits but cant show them to anyone for fear of people being mean to the people who provided them.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    is anyone watching this briefing?


    rudy is pouring sweat and claiming every single person who didnt vote for trump is part of a sweeping conspiracy.

    oh also hes claiming he has multiple affidavits but cant show them to anyone for fear of people being mean to the people who provided them.
    No, when are we gonna see classic tine again, good to see Les back, now it’s your turn.
    Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

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