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    I hear there’s a job opening for carrying Trumps nuclear football. You aren’t prone to fumble, right?

    Ryan Weathers, who has never pitched above A-ball and a similar collection of 9 guys held the Dodgers. They finally got to someone. Big deal.

    Ratty COVID baseball

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    Been having a good nfl season so far. Doing even better w teasing a couple of teams all over the board. I’m digging Pittsburgh-1 teased w anyone else you like.

    Thoughts ?
    If you can figure all these Covid reports you should buy a pair of crocs & get your name sewn into a white smock.

     
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    Dear Nancy

    I want you to know that I'm proud neither of what I have done or of what I am doing.

    Baseball - 920 Los Angeles Dodgers -1½ -114 for Game
    A full clip as tgull would say.

    This guy got into full dress uniform, stood in the middle of that room, drew a nickel-plated pistol from his holster, and fired a bullet into his mouth. Anyway, since we seem to be out of witnesses, I thought I'd drink a little. ...

    Kershaw. Pushed enter and instant regret. I’m going to be sick

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    I made a big bet on Kershaw.

    I may have a gambling problem. Fuck

    He isn’t in LA. There are zero fans. It’s the same old shit


    I always loved Corey Seager. It just wasn’t socially acceptable back in the day.

    I hope I’m about to witness a violent crime
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    Never make the 3rd out at 3rd. That basic baseball rule expired in 2019. Never seen such bad base running as this year by all teams.

    That Barnes attempt to make 3rd on a quality Mookie Betts 2 out hit needs to be made into a new fail

    5 feet short of the base

    Bad baseball

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    I close my eyes and it’s Kershaw vs Nats 2019. Back to back playoff HR’s

    Comfort in the familiar even if I’m poor

    Close your mouth Clayton or Pence’s fly is gonna find you.


    badguy, just tell me the truth. You have SDG. Back in my prime, I’d have done the same thing. I’m on the back nine this year.


    Dave Roberts calls for Graterol vs Tatis. This is why Dodgers never won The most hittable 100mph amongst all relief pitchers. Tatis is gonna murder.

    Oh, balk. Excellent


    HOLY FUCK.
    1. I called it - HR

    2. Bellinger robs him.


    Still a fucking dumb Dodger bullpen move. Suicide looks like bliss compared to betting on playoff Dodgers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    I close my eyes and it’s Kershaw vs Nats 2019. Back to back playoff HR’s

    Comfort in the familiar even if I’m poor

    Close your mouth Clayton or Pence’s fly is gonna find you.


    badguy, just tell me the truth. You have SDG. Back in my prime, I’d have done the same thing. I’m on the back nine this year.


    Dave Roberts calls for Graterol vs Tatis. This is why Dodgers never won The most hittable 100mph amongst all relief pitchers. Tatis is gonna murder.

    Oh, balk. Excellent
    Better send Bellinger a Christmas card

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    I close my eyes and it’s Kershaw vs Nats 2019. Back to back playoff HR’s

    Comfort in the familiar even if I’m poor

    Close your mouth Clayton or Pence’s fly is gonna find you.


    badguy, just tell me the truth. You have SDG. Back in my prime, I’d have done the same thing. I’m on the back nine this year.


    Dave Roberts calls for Graterol vs Tatis. This is why Dodgers never won The most hittable 100mph amongst all relief pitchers. Tatis is gonna murder.

    Oh, balk. Excellent
    Better send Bellinger a Christmas card
    Machado telling Graterol to fuck off. That’s the way to beat the Dodgers. Threaten them.

    Graterol knows he sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post

    Better send Bellinger a Christmas card
    Machado telling Graterol to fuck off. That’s the way to beat the Dodgers. Threaten them.

    Graterol knows he sucks.
    Due to being a Jays fan I hate Machado. (Although is there anyone who actually likes him??)

    Graterol sucks but I'd like to see him whiz a 100mph pitch an inch from Machado's nose.

    Let's make this a real series.

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    Praise be to allah

    Pomeranz is coming out for Padres.

    I’m healed

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post

    Machado telling Graterol to fuck off. That’s the way to beat the Dodgers. Threaten them.

    Graterol knows he sucks.
    Due to being a Jays fan I hate Machado. (Although is there anyone who actually likes him??)

    Graterol sucks but I'd like to see him whiz a 100mph pitch an inch from Machado's nose.

    Let's make this a real series.
    100%. The two kids getting in the Dodgers face. America would love this. and Canada

    MLB is already branding them as bad boys. Wants them to be instigators.

    Come on Drew. Do your thing

    Thanks Pomerballz. badguy knows

    Fuck yeah, I know exactly which small used car I’m gonna buy too. Lol
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    My Christmas wish is Pomeranz goes back out.

    Note to self:
    Christmas card for Bellinger


    Graterol has only thrown 3 pitches. Feels like 30. He disrespects velocity ever time he throws. Never a swing and miss. Never. But these idiot announcers go on and on
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    I’m gonna have to fade Jansen. He’s right up there with Chapman if you like excitement.

    I wish I did more cardio this summer. I’m gonna have a stroke

    C’mon Kike. nvm. He’s battling.


    Jansen. I’ve done nothing wrong. Why? Why didn’t Dodgers groom Gonsolin to close? Looks like Frank Zappa. That counts for something

    Uh oh. Dropped 3rd strike. Guy throw 89. Can’t give him too many looks at your weak sauce.

    Been a pleasure gentlemen. I must let you go.
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    Believable. Totally believable.

    Dropped third strike


    Jansen is throwing meatballs against a playoff team


    I have zero outs. I’m fucked

    I promise I will never bet on Dodgers again. One time


    9 hole hitter

    Machine Gun Kelly is warming up. That’s the plan. Good luck Druff

    O M G

    Lol Dodgers
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    San out of respect for you I didn't bet +325 on SD +2.5 runs heading to 9th inning.

    Did you hedge any or you're now praying for a tie and some miraculous 2 run Dodger homer to win it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    San out of respect for you I didn't bet +325 on SD +2.5 runs heading to 9th inning.

    Did you hedge any or you're now praying for a tie and some miraculous 2 run Dodger homer to win it?
    I did not

    I hope Tatis goes yard. Just for the hate.

    Thought Kelly would hit Tatis. That’s the standard play. Walk same difference

    Kelly in a playoff game? There is no curse. The Dodgers are just stupid

    I hope Machado fights Kelly postgame

    Playoff Dodgers folks.

    Dodgers pitchers threw 50 pitches in 9th

    Fuck the Dodgers
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    This keeps getting better and better and better and better.

    Just too bad it wasn't in LA so the fans could witness it firsthand.

    Kelly has bounced about 4-5 pitches now. Awful

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    TICKET ACCEPTED TYPE RISK TO WIN STATUS DESCRIPTION
    499998723 - 1 Oct 07, 2020 10:02 PM Parlay $3000.00 $5720.55 Win
    Soccer - 119031 LA Galaxy/Portland Timbers over 3 -117 for Game

    Soccer - 119040 San Jose Earthquakes -176 for Game

    499996998 - 1 Oct 07, 2020 09:43 PM DGS - RBL $1000.97 $1021.02 Win
    SAN DIEGO PADRES at LOS ANGELES DODGERS [BATTER PROPS] Total OVER 7.5

    499991308 - 1 Oct 07, 2020 08:59 PM Team Total $373.00 $276.30 Win
    Baseball - 920 Los Angeles Dodgers team total over 4½ -135 for Game

    This really happened tonight now u see why I think this site is jinxed

    That's the only 3 things I bet tonight. Should of def put more on the baseball game. But fck it I won soccer thanks to covid

    Betonline gives higher limits then anyone I use for live bets on Baseball. I could of bet up to 3k.

    I took the live bet when it was 1-0 SDG I actually got a bad line it went down to 7 even after I bet it... Dodgers made sure that was it with that shit getting 3 in the next inning.
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    Weird feeling to be 4-0 in the playoffs, and up 2-0 in a 5-game series, and not feel confident about winning the World Series.

    Kenley should not be closing. Nor should Kelly.

    Take your chances with Graterol, or do some kind of weird committee thing. Dodgers have run well so far by winning close games, and by facing a teams without their best starters (Burnes, Clevinger -- he's there but not there, Lamet).

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    Quote Originally Posted by badguy23 View Post

    499991308 - 1 Oct 07, 2020 08:59 PM Team Total $373.00 $276.30 Win
    Baseball - 920 Los Angeles Dodgers team total over 4½ -135 for Game
    I considered Dodgers 4½ & Padres 3½ for some time.
    # I didn’t trust Dodgers pitching, of course. You know me. You know my thoughts on the subject of Kershaw and relief.

    # I went in with the idea Padres relief was drained. I had little faith in Davies to be truthful. Padres offense is legit


    So why didn’t I just focus on what that nice Dodger offense could do against what I thought would be problematic Padres pitching? Dodgers team total was the play.

    Thinking something square like “Dodgers are really good but -220 is too high so, duh, I’ll bet the runline.” Fuck that is weak.

    Or I could have bet live. Yes, Betonline has great live limits. I know both these teams better than most. Look at my running diary. Every twist and turn - nailed it.

    I’ve been making poor and, to be truthful, impulsive decisions this year. Just a couple can wreck you. It’s a tough game with slim edges. It’s hard to make it back.

    So yeah, football and baseball are vastly different in the age of coronavirus but it’s been me. God the NFL disparity is like college now. 11 runs in a playoff game is retarded. Nobody has pitching cause everyone is hurt. Nope, it’s me.

    The thread is kinda dead too. Jinx or no jinx. It’s just what it is. We need to prepare ourselves for PFA post The Trump Train.

    Nice work badguy. I enjoy your stuff.

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