ATTENTION! Meet-up with the legendary MumblesBadly in Las Vegas this coming week!

[MumblesBadly]

My guess was early 70s. But he could have been once super overweight, which would explain the extra skin, and lived lived in a dry climate most his life, such as in Las Vegas or thereabouts, for his hands to have gotten like that.

But it could also be genetic. Becauee even at 60, the ladies have described my skin, including on my hands, as pleasantly very soft. Apparently, that was something my father loved about my mother, her very soft skin. So I guess I mostly inherited her skin genes.

Hold up.
1. MumblesBadly has a mommy.
2. MumblesBadly has soft, pleasant hands.

MumblesBadly, is it true? Not only are you a Matrixed out, inverse version of Gillian [Bizarro Jerry] - Some broad let you hang out in her vagina for 9 months?

huh.


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TBH, I don’t any specific memory of that event, but I was told that I only spent a relatively short term in her V-place, as I was like her 30th child or thereabouts seeing as my parents were “good” Catholics who didn’t practice any artificial birth control, my father waa apparently a super horndog, and of course there was my mother’s super seductive silky soft skin. So by the time she had me, she could pretty much pop us out of her oven when sufficiently cooked like so many poptarts.



Plus, I was apparently about 2 weeks early, so technically the whole shindig inside of her wasn’t even 9 months long.