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    I'm a millionaire now, deal with it!!!

    Druff let's play, I'll win so prove me wrong!

    EZ game

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Druff let's play, I'll win so prove me wrong!

    EZ game
    did you kill your dad for insurance money?

     
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    It’s interesting, all the different definitions of millionaire...

    1. Assets worth a million, that’s the lamest.
    2. Net worth of a million, still lame
    3. Have at least $1M in liquid investments...ok, not bad
    4. Make $1M per year...baller!

    Millionaire in pesos or some such silliness doesn’t count.

     
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    Congrats on your accident settlement, now make sure you get a good advisor so you don’t end up broke!
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    Can you tell us how you came into such money?

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    tsla options?

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    What are you on H or something?

    No, there is one definition of a millionaire
    -a person whose assets are worth one million dollars or more.


    Whether lame in your opinion, or not,
    1 + 2 are both millionaires.
    You should join Dwai's GED #TrumpTrain group, or quit drugs.


    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    It’s interesting, all the different definitions of millionaire...

    1. Assets worth a million, that’s the lamest.
    2. Net worth of a million, still lame
    3. Have at least $1M in liquid investments...ok, not bad
    4. Make $1M per year...baller!

    Millionaire in pesos or some such silliness doesn’t count.

     
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      shoeshine box: any 1 of the 4 is swelllllll!!!!!
      
      Cerveza Fria: Wrong. Net Worth is what matters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    What are you on H or something?

    No, there is one definition of a millionaire
    -a person whose assets are worth one million dollars or more.


    Whether lame in your opinion, or not,
    1 + 2 are both millionaires.
    You should join Dwai's GED #TrumpTrain group, or quit drugs.


    Quote Originally Posted by Texter View Post
    It’s interesting, all the different definitions of millionaire...

    1. Assets worth a million, that’s the lamest.
    2. Net worth of a million, still lame
    3. Have at least $1M in liquid investments...ok, not bad
    4. Make $1M per year...baller!

    Millionaire in pesos or some such silliness doesn’t count.
    How does that make sense? If I have $50k in the bank and take out a loan on a $1M house, now I’m a millionaire?

    Don’t think so. Must be net worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1marley1 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    What are you on H or something?

    No, there is one definition of a millionaire
    -a person whose assets are worth one million dollars or more.


    Whether lame in your opinion, or not,
    1 + 2 are both millionaires.
    You should join Dwai's GED #TrumpTrain group, or quit drugs.

    How does that make sense? If I have $50k in the bank and take out a loan on a $1M house, now I’m a millionaire?

    Don’t think so. Must be net worth.

    is the net worth of the house 1m and do you own it? cuz thats a millionaire.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 1marley1 View Post

    How does that make sense? If I have $50k in the bank and take out a loan on a $1M house, now I’m a millionaire?

    Don’t think so. Must be net worth.

    is the net worth of the house 1m and do you own it? cuz thats a millionaire.

    Define ‘own’. I mean I bought it. But the bank ‘owns’ it till I pay them. If I sold it tomorrow, I’m back to my original $50k+equity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1marley1 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post


    is the net worth of the house 1m and do you own it? cuz thats a millionaire.

    Define ‘own’. I mean I bought it. But the bank ‘owns’ it till I pay them. If I sold it tomorrow, I’m back to my original $50k+equity.

    point. own as in its paid for and has current value 1m, as in you can convert it to 1m in cash via sale.

    if you have assets you can convert to 1m in cash and you have 0 debt, you're a millionaire.

    mortgage would be considered debt here.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by garrett View Post
    Druff let's play, I'll win so prove me wrong!

    EZ game
    if this is how one proves they are a millionaire, then I guess yebsite's been a millionaire for years now and we never realized...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1marley1 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyG_415 View Post
    What are you on H or something?

    No, there is one definition of a millionaire
    -a person whose assets are worth one million dollars or more.


    Whether lame in your opinion, or not,
    1 + 2 are both millionaires.
    You should join Dwai's GED #TrumpTrain group, or quit drugs.

    How does that make sense? If I have $50k in the bank and take out a loan on a $1M house, now I’m a millionaire?

    Don’t think so. Must be net worth.
    Exactly my point...can be defined many ways and they are all correct but can be misleading.

    You will have to forgive Jimmy as English is not his first language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    Congrats on your accident settlement, now make sure you get a good advisor so you don’t end up broke!


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    in debts, right?
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    congrats, call me


     
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    I think someone hacked your account and is using it to beg for chips on seals.

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    We still need some more details from garrett. Let's not get off track here.

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    He bought one hundred Bitcoins from Micon back in 2011 and didn't tell anyone.

    Back then you could buy one Bitcoin for $5.

    Now those Bitcoins are worth $1,172,600.



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    You peeps are thick, Garrett was involved in a serious accident and has collected insurance/damages. Problem is he had a head injury which hopefully isn’t going to affect his ability to spend the money wisely to last him his entire life. Get a good advisor and don’t tell people you know about your money, they will try to suck you dry.

     
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