You Most Likely Can Afford - Super-Moist Food Porn

[lewfather]

i'm hesitant to say this and possibly ruin my street cred but i've never had chicken and waffles

nobody is perfect IN MY OPINION

again being totally fair, I am fairly new to the experience myself. Maybe 2 years ago I whipped up my first batch, honestly just trying to be goofy but it became a hit. So I've probably made it like 5-7 times since then, you have to be really careful with your waffle iron and how you clean it. Also yes, it seems like an odd combination but it actually goes together quite well.

[WillieMcFML]

Grabbed the new Dominos Pan Pizza last night on my way home.

It was DANK.

And at $7.99 for a medium two topping (pepperoni & extra cheese for me), you most likely can afford.

edit:
also added a third crucial topping at home

[PLOL]

New snack I invented that is about to take the world by storm.

Ingredients:
1 banana
Italian Dressing
A bowl
A positive attitude

Slice up a banana into a bowl pour some Italian dressing of your choice on top. Enjoy! DON'T KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU'VE TRIED IT!

[WillieMcFML]

for the love of all that is sacred get that monstrosity out of my thread

italian dressing is god, bananas are god, but NO WAY this works

this thread is not a place for inside jokes between two twinks in love

brb with actual results

[BUBBLES]

Guess what that is.

[PLOL]

for the love of all that is scared get that monstrosity out of my thread

italian dressing is god, bananas are god, but NO WAY this works

this thread is not a place for inside jokes between two twinks in love

brb with actual results

I can assure you it was not an inside joke, and it does work. I've had it 3 times today now. And I'm no cook, so I have to stick with things that are simple. I used to do this with cucumbers and green pepper slices and then I realized you could do it with bananas when I put some banana slices in my salad.

[WillieMcFML]

was not exactly inedible, but certainly didn't elevate either component

congrats on your prop bet win

edit:
green pepper and cucumber slices made you think to try a banana?

you twinks are so phallic, it's all you think about

[WillieMcFML]

Guess what that is.

rabbit

[BUBBLES]

Guess what that is.

rabbit

[WillieMcFML]

i really should try cooking rabbit since it will be such a valuable protein source when the shit hits the fan

[WillieMcFML]

seriously if anyone has ever eaten a banana and wished it would be less sweet and more sour, try italian dressing

[PLOL]

Round 2: Cucumbers + Italian Dressing. The combinations are endless.

[WillieMcFML]

Round 2: Cucumbers + Italian Dressing. The combinations are endless.

do you not understand the diff between bananas and cucumbers as it relates to italian dressing?

god knows where the cucumber has been

[WillieMcFML]

procured some excellent brisket from the same cow my ground beef comes from

organic, grass-fed, pure as the driven snow protein

also have bakery fresh kaiser roll on deck, minds WILL be blown

going to add carmelized onions and most likely bacon

any additional suggestions will be taken in consideration if posted by the time i finish watching Homeland

also thought of adding a smashed burger to the party but still on the fence

and if i do that i think a fried egg should naturally be considered

either way, it's going to be a party

you cannot buy this much win with an EBT card people

[SrslySirius]

italian dressing is god, bananas are god, but NO WAY this works

I am also skeptical that english muffin burgers work.

I've given up on making decent wings without going to tons of trouble. I need to come up with something else for gamedays. Maybe I'll give those stuffed peppers a shot.

[WillieMcFML]

italian dressing is god, bananas are god, but NO WAY this works

I am also skeptical that english muffin burgers work.

I've given up on making decent wings without going to tons of trouble. I need to come up with something else for gamedays. Maybe I'll give those stuffed peppers a shot.

TOASTED english muffins are top top

they have that crunch that you just don't get with a regular ballpark hamburger bun

this thread is all about do not knock it until you tried it

so, prove me wrong

i ate bananas in italian dressing for fucks sake

disclaimer:
this thread is for entertainment purposes only and William McFML assumes ZERO liability if you can't properly cook a burger (this means you bot)

[SrslySirius]

TOASTED english muffins are top top

they have that crunch that you just don't get with a regular ballpark hamburger bun

this thread is all about do not knock it until you tried it

so, prove me wrong

i ate bananas in italian dressing for fucks sake

disclaimer:
this thread is for entertainment purposes only and William McFML assumes ZERO liability if you can't properly cook a burger (this means you bot)

Relax pally, I just said I'm skeptical. In my world that means further study is required.

[WillieMcFML]

Brisket on Kaiser Roll w/ Candied Bacon & Carmelized Onions

First we pepper our bacon



Then we candy our bacon





Brisket



Kaiser roll w/ garlic butter



cont.

[WillieMcFML]

caramelize them bitches in bacon fat

[lewfather]

New snack I invented that is about to take the world by storm.

Ingredients:
1 banana
Italian Dressing
A bowl
A positive attitude

Slice up a banana into a bowl pour some Italian dressing of your choice on top. Enjoy! DON'T KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU'VE TRIED IT!

First thought was wow but I think I'm just crazy enough to try it

Second thought was how would balsamic vinegar and the sliced up banana go? Have you tried it?