Here's some morning comedy for you. I got the following from one meth-cooking white trash ingrate:

Quote Originally Posted by Jewdonk
Wow can you imagine if I got serious about a new site

Would take me about a week to rape and pillage your entire userbase

You get this bent over sonatines sad little financial corner of the interwebs


Just imagine if i gave 2 fucks and decide to unload a cookie cutter forum all over your face
This prose took him 3 different e-mails to communicate.

Anyway, I don't have to imagine what would happen if he got serious about a new site. We got to actually see it occur several times, and each time was more embarrassing than before. His choice in mods was even more impressive -- a career criminal setting up a long con (and he let the guy mod a second time under a phony name, after this came out), and people from skatz who were trading the admin password around while laughing at him.

And who can forget the failsite which he "sold" to a fake AIM account promising him $2000, and he gave the password to the kingdom BEFORE receiving the money. Then the dude proceeded to wipe it from existence. Martin stood helplessly, crack pipe in hand, watching his beloved failsite get ravaged.

Great times.

Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled programming...