So coronavirus is definitely going to kill a few of us.

[Walter Sobchak]

hey nerds and other assorted faggot nerds whats the deal with zoom stock shouldnt this thing be to the moon right now i saw it last week at 122 it went 155 close of market friday how is it not 3 billion

it has a lot of bad press. christians used it in china to attend mass and their shitty server security leaked the calls and the government rounded them up and killed them, that kinda stuff.

also its just profoundly poorly written, google wont allow it on their systems, everyone is styling on them right and left, and they just banned using it for orgies.

so yeah fuck a zoom honestly.

If you're using zoom for an orgy you're doing it wrong.

[sonatine]

also not to get political but is there anything juicier than these evangelical 'back to work' protesters spouting off about how they arent going to let something invisible control their lives?

[lol wow]

define juicier fattlepuss and i want details of how you got to over 260

[OSA]

it has a lot of bad press. christians used it in china to attend mass and their shitty server security leaked the calls and the government rounded them up and killed them, that kinda stuff.

also its just profoundly poorly written, google wont allow it on their systems, everyone is styling on them right and left, and they just banned using it for orgies.

so yeah fuck a zoom honestly.

If you're using zoom for an orgy you're doing it wrong.

Not to mention there are people that are crashing Zoom meetings and screaming racial obscenities, which I do not condone.

However, my friend would be interested in learning more.

[lol wow]

So shines a goons deed in a weary world

[lol wow]

autoplay this when you wake up todge

[Dan Druff]

If you're using zoom for an orgy you're doing it wrong.

Not to mention there are people that are crashing Zoom meetings and screaming racial obscenities, which I do not condone.

However, my friend would be interested in learning more.

Your friend should make a video of this.

[lol wow]

autoplay todger you fat icon

[lol wow]

krakowski is legitimate fire in this show YOU WILL BE MISSED RURAL JUROR

[lol wow]

seriously how are clear dishwashers not standard at this point donaghy was on to something

[lol wow]

CLEAR FUCKING DISHWASHERS PEOPLE BALDWIN NAILED IT

[Sanlmar]

CLEAR FUCKING DISHWASHERS PEOPLE BALDWIN NAILED IT

Buddy you need a bread maker

of course Jeff Bezos has the only yeast in America

Roll the trucks.

[lol wow]

Sally ur insanely ool

[Walter Sobchak]

CLEAR FUCKING DISHWASHERS PEOPLE BALDWIN NAILED IT

Buddy you need a bread maker

of course Jeff Bezos has the only yeast in America

Roll the trucks.

We can get some yeast out of tine's skin creases

Love ya man

[David USF]

Coronavirus outbreak's second wave may be worse, CDC chief warns







FUCKKK

[David USF]

This is a complete FAKE.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/20...weet-pandemic/

In April 2020, as the death toll in the United States from the COVID-19 coronavirus disease pandemic topped 30,000, an image gained traction on social media that supposedly showed a screenshot of an old tweet from now-U.S. President Donald Trump. In the tweet, Trump appeared to criticize President Barack Obama’s handling of a 2009 pandemic and stated that he would “never let thousands of Americans die from a pandemic while in office”

The tweet read:

"Obama’s handling of this whole pandemic has been terrible! As President, ALL responsibility becomes yours during a crisis like this, whether or not you’re entirely to blame. John McCain, and for that matter myself, would never let thousands of Americans die from a pandemic while in office."

Rating

False

This is not a genuine tweet from Trump in November 2009, some seven years before he became president. The tweet does not appear on Trump’s timeline, nor is it included in the Trump Twitter Archive or Fact Base’s archive of deleted tweets. In fact, we weren’t able to find any record of this message prior to April 2020, indicating that this is a modern creation with a falsified date.

Furthermore, the text of this tweet contains nearly 300 characters. But at the time it was supposedly sent, back in November 2009, Twitter had a limit of 140 characters per tweet.

While the above-displayed tweet is fake, Trump has made similar comments on Twitter.

[Dan Druff]

CLEAR FUCKING DISHWASHERS PEOPLE BALDWIN NAILED IT

Buddy you need a bread maker

of course Jeff Bezos has the only yeast in America

Roll the trucks.

Google SAF-Instant. The one in the red package. You're welcome.



Works in bread makers. Don't buy from shady third party merchants on Amazon unless they have a good rating and state the expiration date. eBay (high rated sellers) are actually better for this.

[abrown83]

I think when this is all said and done this thing will be half as deadly as the flu. LoL shutting down the economy for two months for half the death rate of the flu.

You believe shelter in place should have yielded even greater saving of lives ? Seems pretty successful to me.

No not at all, I think it has slowed the death rate but saved zero people.

Everyone has to adjust to some basic truths that the media isn’t talking about.

The first is something like 40-70 million Americans have had or currently have COVID. Once you look at the death rate from that perspective it’s not nearly as bad.

In the US we currently have 7 mutations, so a vaccine may work on one of those but not on all of them, aka vaccine isn’t going to happen.....ever.....at all. It’s a total false hope.

As an fyi there’s 4 strains that are mild to no symptoms and 3 which seem to be more severe. Guess which ones NE has and which ones Cali has?

We have already passed the point where the hospital system will be overwhelmed, our hospitalization modeling was just wrong, since so many people have mild symptoms we don’t really run the risk of overwhelming the hospitals at all....also hospitals have to adjust and accept that everyone is getting this and stop treating it like Ebola. That will open up a lot more hospital beds.

Lastly and most importantly, 80% of the people dying are 60 years old or older and obese. 10% are 60 or older and not obese. Out of the other 10% dying, 80% of those people are obese.

Source....My company provides a lot of the underlying tech to my State’s Dept of Public Health, I sit on the daily briefing / conference call now (started on Monday, learning a lot).

[Dan Druff]

Hospitals are losing money big time... but not for the reason you think.

There's basically zero elective procedures being done now. That's a big revenue stream for them, because elective patients almost always have insurance, which forks over the money from the (high) bills. This differs from ER patients, who are very hit-and-miss regarding how much they pay, and often the hospital gets screwed if the patient either lacks insurance or has a high deductible.

And by "elective", I'm not referring to cosmetic surgeries (though those qualify, as well). I'm also talking about procedures which aren't urgent, but are medically necessary or advisable in the medium or long term.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/22/persp...rus/index.html

Hospitals are actually going to need a big payment from the government soon, above what they already got, and will need one again when this whole thing is over and many COVID-19 patients stiff them on the bill.

[sonatine]

of course you herbs dont keep live sourdough starter OF COURSE