1step trying to lobstermac his landlord is funny as fuck.
1step trying to lobstermac his landlord is funny as fuck.
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Ronald Reagan
Originally Posted by splitthis
Everyone is looking for sympathy, why not me?
My drunk neighbor has been battling his siblings in court for years.
They bought the house together, right before the crash, and it is finally above water, so the siblings want to sell.
Finally, he lost and was all set to move out this week by court order and threat of the sheriff forcing them out (along with his pit bull, who he never took care of and is now trying to get rid of, plus his Bernie Bro roommate, who leaves his leaky ass car on the street next to my driveway, and only leaves the backyard to get more alcohol).
Was looking forward to a resolution, now I'm going to be stuck with squatters next door for the foreseeable future. Great.
Everyone is looking for sympathy, why not me?
and you know what word you will find it after; Happy Hunting!
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(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
That's not a terrible idea.
As long as it can be done for 6+ months without running da money printing machine.
It's a terrible idea, but necessary right now. However, it should be concurrently done with a plan for paying the damn debt back --- LOL, i know. this is also why there shouldn't be run of the mill spending above receipts, but whatever, all those folks care about is getting re-elected; they are all already set for life anyway.
re the 62% idea, it's fantastic. it's what folks on workers' comp have to survive on and it is meant to encourage folks to get back to work rather than sit on their asses. but in today's client that is cruel so whatever. we are fucked either way.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...rkers-n1163796US hospitals and medical professionals are asking for $100,000,000,000 in direct financial assistance from Congress to respond to the coronavirus pandemic, with some hospitals already running short of supplies for patients and health care workers.
http://www.miraclecovers.com
"Donk down, thats what you say to someone after they have lost 28K straight?" - Phil Hellmuth, online
So far this is easily the best video out there (as far as I know), which explains everything about the virus.
It is in an easy to watch and comprehend format that is perfect for pretty much all age groups.
If you have family or friends who dont quite understand what is going on, send them this.
P S. - It might even be easy enough to understand for complete idiots! (looking at you tgull)
We will get around to buying hospital supplies and equipment as soon as we take care of casinos and cruise ships. Greedy beggars playing the victim because they are out of masks and ventilators and exposing themselves all day long to a plague.
Don't forget about the landlords, they are the truly vulnerable during this crisis.We will get around to buying hospital supplies and equipment as soon as we take care of casinos and cruise ships. Greedy beggars playing the victim because they are out of masks and ventilators and exposing themselves all day long to a plague.
Senate GOP direct cash payment proposal for coronavirus relief:
$75k and under: $1,200 for individual, $2,400 for couple filing jointly
$75k-99k: scales down from $1,200
$99k+: no payments
Adds $500 per child
Based on 2018 tax return
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
That is fucked up and I an quite pissed.
No joke, how do I make sure the IRS has my address? They always send shit to my old address and it gets forwarded to me but I'm worried it won't get forwarded now.
That is fucked up and I an quite pissed.
like im pissed and im not. none of this actually impacts me at all, beyond me having to wait an extra week or two between grocery deliveries.
but for people too culturally illiterate to move out of places like the bay area or nyc, its pretty fucked up really. 100k in either of those areas and youre renting a fucking closet with 9 other roommates.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
The world is on the verge of ending and all druff can think about is how to ensure his tennants don't fuck him out of a couple months rent.Then on the flip side we have OSA who is a known mooch bottomfeeder only worried about how he can fuck his landlord out of a few months rent.
Sorry guys I know you're both cheap fucks but atm we have much bigger things to worry about.
Dare I say stop derailing the fucking thread?
The governor of my adopted state is a fucking dumbass.
Why Texas is so far behind other states on virus response
Gov. Abbott is resisting statewide closures, saying those calls are up to local officials, not him.
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/0...esponse-136061
P.S. Extra points if you can guess which party he belongs to.
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Yeah, where were you today? Serving food at a soup kitchen? Nope, you were in your boxers playing online poker with South Americans. You are just awful. At least take a couple fake pictures at a homeless shelter before posting self serving drivel making yourself look like anything other than the degenerate you are.
That is fucked up and I an quite pissed.
So, let me get this straight. Even though you have 2 million + or whatever it is you claim you have in the bank (which you keep bragging about like a monumental douchebag), you're somehow pissed because you're going to miss out on a measly 12 fun-coupons??
GTFO with that bullshit.
I'd much rather see that money going to someone who clearly needs it and deserves it.
-)Yeah, where were you today? Serving food at a soup kitchen? Nope, you were in your boxers playing online poker with South Americans. You are just awful. At least take a couple fake pictures at a homeless shelter before posting self serving drivel making yourself look like anything other than the degenerate you are.
All bullshit aside i feel sorry for you bottomset so im not gonna retaliate against you. Find god or something dude. cheers
Is the 99k no payments per individual. Like no $ for a couple who make $99k combined? Or $198k? A couple making $102 k combined is absolutely struggling in many places. That seems too low. $200k combined makes sense.
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