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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    What the fuck are you? Some kinda snowflake?

    Oh yeah........

    Carry on.

    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    Two of the most cocky ass mofos just got KOed back to back.

    This PPV sure delivers!
    Funniest thing I've ever seen in MMA.

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    You don't get into his face while he is unconscious. I would think a 16 yr veteran would know that, and that not talking about the little celebration he did after acting like a moron.

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    It's a night of knockouts. Jones by TKO KO DQ @$2.60 is value. IMO

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    Jones intro music just shows how narcissistic and unempathatic he still is.

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    Can anyone tell me why Santos has a giant Magen David on his shoulder blade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Can anyone tell me why Santos has a giant Magen David on his shoulder blade.
    I don't think its a star of David.

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    So we need a guy who kicks like Santos with power like Rumble to beat Jones.

    Close fight but seriously bad you can't beat a guy with a bum knee you just grind it out that is boring.

    This post usada Jones has been that unimpressive to watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    So we need a guy who kicks like Santos with power like Rumble to beat Jones.

    Close fight but seriously bad you can't beat a guy with a bum knee you just grind it out that is boring.

    This post usada Jones has been that impressive to watch.
    Ditto.

    He didn't look sharp. Not the Jon Jones I'm used to watching... he's lucky Santos blew his knee.

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    He doesn't need to stand in the pocket and throw with guys to win a fight. Guy said himself he wants to defend the belt 20x. Wont be doing that in wars with guys like Santos.


    He threw very few punches considering it was a 5 rd fight. Guy is still the GOAT even though I hate him for what he did in the past.

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    we deserve a better goat.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    we deserve a better goat.
    We already got one.


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    Donald Cerrone vs. Justin Gaethje, 9/14 in Vancouver.

    That should be pretty fun.

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    https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/...harge-incident

    jon jones assaulted a stripper, because of course he did.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/...harge-incident

    jon jones assaulted a stripper, because of course he did.
    Should have given her the $100

    GOAT *pukes*

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/...harge-incident

    jon jones assaulted a stripper, because of course he did.
    1 controversy per title defense is the going rate.

    I was going to say Jon and his brother should know better, but Chandler is only 29 and has one more year of grace.

    Edit: I always wondered why the Patriots shipped out Chandler in his prime at age 26...seems like this was likely common

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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post

    Edit: I always wondered why the Patriots shipped out Chandler in his prime at age 26...seems like this was likely common
    Chandler's days in NE were numbered once he smoked fake pot, freaked, and ended up shirtless in the snowy winter on his knees in the Foxboro police dept parking lot.

    https://boston.cbslocal.com/2016/01/...olice-reports/

     
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    And Arthur Jones, former Colts and Ravens DT, also pissed hot for PEDs when he was in the NFL

    LOL this fucking family
    http://www.miraclecovers.com

    "Donk down, that’s what you say to someone after they have lost 28K straight?" - Phil Hellmuth, online

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    http://www.miraclecovers.com

    "Donk down, that’s what you say to someone after they have lost 28K straight?" - Phil Hellmuth, online

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    Cyborg is finished. She gave everything she had and this girl just ate it. Nunes will walk through her again.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Mcgregor punched some old guy in a bar because he wouldn't do a shot of his whiskey


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