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    I bribed my way out of a fake country

    Today I visited the unrecognised state of Transnistria, which is officially part of Moldova but basically works as it’s own country. It has its own President, government, military, police, car registration, constitution, flag, national anthem and even currency. I thought it would be cool to collect some notes if the currency while I was there. I had a nice collection of every note 1 through to 100.

    Here is the capital city, Tiraspol:

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    Here is the currency:

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    Upon leaving the state the local border guards (in the local police uniform with their hammer and sickle logo) asked for my migration card. I had never heard of such a thing! I came in via train and there was no migration. The police asked me to come with them. Fuck.

    Turns out that when you enter this fake country you need to register yourself. When you come via car it’s fine at the border but via train you need to do it yourself in the train station. The border guard informed me that combined with my travel companion we had to pay 400 rubles (Pridnestrovian Rubles - 25 dollars) as a fine and had to return all the way to the centre of the city to pay it.

    Worried that I’d miss my next connection (a train to Bucharest from Chisinau) I asked the guard if there was any way to pay right now. He said no. I got out every bill in my wallet and I didn’t have enough. About 320 rubles. The cheeky fucker smiled and said it’s ok, it’ll do, pocketed the lot and let me go and said he hopes we don’t miss our train. I asked for one ruble as a souvenir and he said ok. Thanks brah.

    And that’s how I bribed my way through a fake border of a fake country.

     
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    I’m guessing this fake country is majority ethnic Russian versus the rest of Moldava being majority ethnic Romanian, and this fakeness is a way to avoid a Russian-backed breakaway war like what’s happened in eastern Ukraine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    I’m guessing this fake country is majority ethnic Russian versus the rest of Moldava being majority ethnic Romanian, and this fakeness is a way to avoid a Russian-backed breakaway war like what’s happened in eastern Ukraine.
    Essentially yes. There was war in 92 Moldova vs Russia and they decided on a ceasefire and it became a de facto country.

     
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    That guard really put the rube in ruble
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    Trump is working on building his own country...Trumplandia.

    It's a place where businessmen, politicians, white supremacists and other Trump supporters can grab women by the pussy.

    They can fuck pornstars, hookers, strippers and models with zero consequences.

    Pay zero in taxes, shoot n-words and poor people.

    It's paradise.





     
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    OP, i was looking in on Sakhalin. Found a pic of a Ferris Wheel identical to one you photographed at Chernobyl, except people still ride in this one. Entire island appears to be awash in natural gas money.
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    Did anyone ask about a ferris wheel?
     
    Does anyone give a fuck?
     
    Like, seriously?
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleatus View Post
    OP, i was looking in on Sakhalin. Found a pic of a Ferris Wheel identical to one you photographed at Chernobyl, except people still ride in this one. Entire island appears to be awash in natural gas money.
    I’ve been to Sakhalin. It’s a bizarre mix of very poor and very rich. The gas money is everywhere but not everyone has reaped the rewards.

    The Ferris wheel like most stuff in the USSR was produced and sent everywhere. The company is still in business.

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    I'm just saying
     
    Mr. Tickle post a unique and interesting story
     
    and this guy inquired about a ferris wheel
     
     
    how fucking weird is this guy?
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    Great stuff. I had seen this video a while ago about Transnistria on YouTube and was astonished to find out about this place.


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