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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Dodgers home postseason record since 2013:

    Games I attended: 10-0
    Games I didn't attend: 9-11

    When will the Dodgers learn that they need to give me free tickets?
    wow, 2nd coming of "Victory" Faust!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Faust

    https://sabr.org/bioproj/person/d1ee8535

     
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    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Price vs Kershaw

    Kershaw’s legacy with the public hinges on tonight’s game.

    Price won his first playoff game recently and idiot sports writers declared he has erased years of prior failure. This is crazy but the public is gullible.

    If Kershaw “wins crucial” all his failure is perhaps forgiven

    If the Red Sox go off on Kershaw tonight and the 2018 baseball season ends with another playoff loss by the “greatest pitcher of our generation” then I predict two things will happen.

    First, sportswriters are going to deep dive and plagiarize my PFA catalog. I’ve done all the work and Druff won’t protect my literary rights out of spite and jealousy of my sports wisdom

    Second, Kershaw is going to want to escape the ugly newly adopted public narrative that he was overrated and escape the frustration of the Dodger years.

    Roger Clemens “suffered the curse of the Bambino” in Boston. Like the Dodgers, Boston never won when it counted. Clemens left Boston for Toronto but quickly asked to be traded to the Yankees. There, Clemens and the Yankees won the WS in 2000.

    I think Kershaw opts out and signs with the Yankees and replaces C.C. Sabathia as their aging crafty innings eater.

    Kershaw and the Yankees celebrate a 2019 championship. Kershaw joins ARod on Fox.

     
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    kershaw is a boring church nerd he has no shot on tv

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    also journalism is dead otherwise skatz would have been plagiarized for all our hot takes on blood orange mojitos being overrated since 2009

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    like they had a moment in 08 but once the calendar turned they were over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Price vs Kershaw

    Kershaw’s legacy with the public hinges on tonight’s game.

    Price won his first playoff game recently and idiot sports writers declared he has erased years of prior failure. This is crazy but the public is gullible.

    If Kershaw “wins crucial” all his failure is perhaps forgiven

    If the Red Sox go off on Kershaw tonight and the 2018 baseball season ends with another playoff loss by the “greatest pitcher of our generation” then I predict two things will happen.

    First, sportswriters are going to deep dive and plagiarize my PFA catalog. I’ve done all the work and Druff won’t protect my literary rights out of spite and jealousy of my sports wisdom

    Second, Kershaw is going to want to escape the ugly newly adopted public narrative that he was overrated and escape the frustration of the Dodger years.

    Roger Clemens “suffered the curse of the Bambino” in Boston. Like the Dodgers, Boston never won when it counted. Clemens left Boston for Toronto but quickly asked to be traded to the Yankees. There, Clemens and the Yankees won the WS in 2000.

    I think Kershaw opts out and signs with the Yankees and replaces C.C. Sabathia as their aging crafty innings eater.

    Kershaw and the Yankees celebrate a 2019 championship. Kershaw joins ARod on Fox.

    From your mouth to Gods ears, brother.

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    Blake was beloved in prison. Nobody is gonna lift Skatz beats. People like to sleep at night

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    not blake maybe his kids though

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    Quote Originally Posted by lol wow View Post
    not blake maybe his kids though
    The Skatz Children's Literacy Initiative is to be applauded

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    Story time with Sonatine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    Story time with Sonatine.
    Written by cmoney with help from El gallo,China and hongkonger

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    Touching fairy tale for children about the cancer miracle of 2018. It will have them laughing, sobbing and just utterly confused.

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    This might be my first game with no action pregame.

    Price is pitching on short rest. He’s pitched relief and was up in the pen last night. Price ain’t gonna last 5 or 6.

    Sawks relief is toast except Hembree & Pomeranz. Ugh. But who knows what heroes step up. Sawks need to close this out or face starting pitching puzzles. Sale is fucked.

    The total feels right. I could go over @ 7 but that ain’t happening

    Coin flip.

    Someone sell me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    This might be my first game with no action pregame.

    Price is pitching on short rest. He’s pitched relief and was up in the pen last night. Price ain’t gonna last 5 or 6.

    Sawks relief is toast except Hembree & Pomeranz. Ugh. But who knows what heroes step up. Sawks need to close this out or face starting pitching puzzles. Sale is fucked.

    The total feels right. I could go over @ 7 but that ain’t happening

    Coin flip.

    Someone sell me.

    Kelly. He will be the bridge.

    Kershaw will pitch lights out but be left out too long like a Sapphire's stripper working a double. Eventually hell give up runs and everyone will question why didnt they take him out and totally forget blaming him 24 hrs earlier for taking Walker out "too early". During the post game press conference he will tell the media to go fuck yourself when asked why he took Walker out but left Kershaw in.

    Dodgers might still win though.

     
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    Will Druff buy tickets or will Boston win it all tonight?

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    We should have chipped in $200 each for Druff.

    I’m on Dodgers large tonight.

    Choker vs choker I’m taking the home choker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sanlmar View Post
    This might be my first game with no action pregame.

    Price is pitching on short rest. He’s pitched relief and was up in the pen last night. Price ain’t gonna last 5 or 6.

    Sawks relief is toast except Hembree & Pomeranz. Ugh. But who knows what heroes step up. Sawks need to close this out or face starting pitching puzzles. Sale is fucked.

    The total feels right. I could go over @ 7 but that ain’t happening

    Coin flip.

    Someone sell me.

    Kelly. He will be the bridge.

    Kershaw will pitch lights out but be left out too long like a Sapphire's stripper working a double. Eventually hell give up runs
    and everyone will question why didnt they take him out and totally forget blaming him 24 hrs earlier for taking Walker out "too early". During the post game press conference he will tell the media to go fuck yourself when asked why he took Walker out but left Kershaw in.

    Dodgers might still win though.

    Im going to be right only with the first part though.

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    Trump is in Roberts head. WTF is Kershaw doing in this game still

     
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    what do we estimate Kershaw cost himself this postseason? $40M?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GambleBotsChafedPenis View Post
    what do we estimate Kershaw cost himself this postseason? $40M?
    ~350

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