ATTENTION: CHINAMANIAC

[Dan Druff]

We need moar Chinamaniac coke stories right about now......a1 shit......

well i'll tell you what. me my brother and china had an apartment for the wsop in 2010. we did coke a couple times. when we'd do coke, i would drink about 40 beers which i thought was alot. my bother was bigger and could get up to about 45. but china would honestly drink 90 beers in a coke bender. he would have to bring all of his cases of beer up on one of those little carts. the security thought were were throwing a party, but all those cases of beer were just for china.

Was this when Jewdonk was over there?

I remember calling and hearing a lot of yelling and screaming, and was trying to make sense of it all. I think there may have been a fight. Nobody was even able to talk coherently with me.

[tgull]

well i'll tell you what. me my brother and china had an apartment for the wsop in 2010. we did coke a couple times. when we'd do coke, i would drink about 40 beers which i thought was alot. my bother was bigger and could get up to about 45. but china would honestly drink 90 beers in a coke bender. he would have to bring all of his cases of beer up on one of those little carts. the security thought were were throwing a party, but all those cases of beer were just for china.

Was this when Jewdonk was over there?

I remember calling and hearing a lot of yelling and screaming, and was trying to make sense of it all. I think there may have been a fight. Nobody was even able to talk coherently with me.

It was when Tyde's phone was in his pocket by accident still recording and China had like a 1'5th of liquor. Later that weekend China donked off $10,000 online saying he was the greatest limit player ever despite Drexel telling him to not log on to Stars.

I remember everything.

[SetofKs]

Was this when Jewdonk was over there?

I remember calling and hearing a lot of yelling and screaming, and was trying to make sense of it all. I think there may have been a fight. Nobody was even able to talk coherently with me.

It was when Tyde's phone was in his pocket by accident still recording and China had like a 1'5th of liquor. Later that weekend China donked off $10,000 online saying he was the greatest limit player ever despite Drexel telling him to not log on to Stars.

I remember everything.

JESUS COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING CHRIST! DREXEL IS BS69? IF THIS IS TRUE IM HONESTLY GOING TO STORKE MY PATHETIC LITTLE COCK SO HARD TO THIS SHIT! COCK SUCKIN! OMFG! BS69 IS A FLORIDA EH? MY MIND IS BLOWN!

[SetofKs]

I should've known. Florida guy. plus BS69 had 69 at the end of his name so it was obvious he was horny, and drexel is widely considered the horniest guy on the forums. It should have been obvious

[SetofKs]

It was so obvious it was drexel when he felt the need to put 69 at the end. That 69 actually threw me off tho cause I spent most of my time think it was cmoney69 and researching that theory

[duped_samaritan]

I should've known. Florida guy. plus BS69 had 69 at the end of his name so it was obvious he was horny, and drexel is widely considered the horniest guy on the forums. It should have been obvious

C$ is indeed alive without cancer. This should be taken seriously.

[SetofKs]

How the fuck is nobody else stroking their cocks right now? Jesus fucking christ. Am I the only one who thinks this is one of their favorite things to ever happens on these great forums?

[chinamaniac]

China sent me evidence of $300 he sent me back in October, and that money was supposed to be $250 for SrslySirius and $50 for snowtracks.

This is likely true, though my head got all messed up lately from my medical issues, thus I don't remember this escrow in October too well. But I'll assume it's true, so I'll go as far to say I'm holding that $300 from China for those two people.

Thank you for the confirmation Druff,

Well there ya go Rick, it was not that hard, all you had to do was ask the guy who is holding the money.

As far as the final weigh in Druff suggested a Dr.s office but I would prob get laughed off the phone if I call my Dr. and tell them I am coming in to weigh and record myself for a bet.

However I am open to doing this at a gym or anything like that where they would be willing to weigh me. There is a YMCA near where I live and I could go there and have one of the fitness instructors weigh me in. I do not think this would be a problem on their end.

I am also open to any other suggestions and would go just about anywhere within an hour or so.

I also may have some major video content regarding the final weigh in the works so I will keep you guys posted on that as well.

[VaughnP]

China sent me evidence of $300 he sent me back in October, and that money was supposed to be $250 for SrslySirius and $50 for snowtracks.

This is likely true, though my head got all messed up lately from my medical issues, thus I don't remember this escrow in October too well. But I'll assume it's true, so I'll go as far to say I'm holding that $300 from China for those two people.

Thank you for the confirmation Druff,

Well there ya go Rick, it was not that hard, all you had to do was ask the guy who is holding the money.

As far as the final weigh in Druff suggested a Dr.s office but I would prob get laughed off the phone if I call my Dr. and tell them I am coming in to weigh and record myself for a bet.

However I am open to doing this at a gym or anything like that where they would be willing to weigh me. There is a YMCA near where I live and I could go there and have one of the fitness instructors weigh me in. I do not think this would be a problem on their end

I am also open to any other suggestions and would go just about anywhere within an hour or so.

Depends on age and ethnicity, but doctors are much more likely to be closet degenerates and eccentrics than people think in my experience. Are there any here? I don't see why a private practice doc would say no. I could see an employed one only saying no because recording it might violate a rule. Just call a private clinic and ask and explain you'll pay a visit fee obviously. They will 100% sign something verifying your weight, so I don't see why most would care if you record it.

[duped_samaritan]

Depends on age and ethnicity, but doctors are much more likely to be closet degenerates and eccentrics than people think in my experience. Are there any here?

Dr. Pockleface is the only one I know of.

[simpdog]

Thank you for the confirmation Druff,

Well there ya go Rick, it was not that hard, all you had to do was ask the guy who is holding the money.

As far as the final weigh in Druff suggested a Dr.s office but I would prob get laughed off the phone if I call my Dr. and tell them I am coming in to weigh and record myself for a bet.

However I am open to doing this at a gym or anything like that where they would be willing to weigh me. There is a YMCA near where I live and I could go there and have one of the fitness instructors weigh me in. I do not think this would be a problem on their end

I am also open to any other suggestions and would go just about anywhere within an hour or so.

Depends on age and ethnicity, but doctors are much more likely to be closet degenerates and eccentrics than people think in my experience. Are there any here? I don't see why a private practice doc would say no. I could see an employed one only saying no because recording it might violate a rule. Just call a private clinic and ask and explain you'll pay a visit fee obviously. They will 100% sign something verifying your weight, so I don't see why most would care if you record it.

I was on a trip once and was playing ~25/hand blackjack to pass some time. This was a smaller casino so it was at the higher limit area.

A clean shaven dude walked up (everyone knew him) and started betting anywhere from 100-500 a hand for about an hour or so. After that he went for a meal and brought me along. Had oodles of comps and still threw down a $20 tip after (I tried to pay tip but he wouldn't let me).

Next day I went back to the same casino for a morning poker tournament. I stopped by the blackjack area and asked who that was and of course it was a highly regarded surgeon who comes in there ~3-5 times a week to blow off steam after some long surgeries. Always 1-2 hours and always 100-500 per hand.

[big dick]

CM is my rake back guy he has been nothing nothing but straight up and honest

[Mintjewlips]

With all due respect, there's something about a fat guy with a coke habit that makes me laugh, not even referring to China specifically, I know a few fat guys with coke habits, I mean these guys have snorted their 20's away and still can't see their dick, I mean are they putting coke on cheeseburgers?




No shade.....

[jsearles22]

I was making fun of him for saying he could care less instead of couldn’t.

I’d think a guy like you would pick up the nuance Jayjami.

[mulva]

We need moar Chinamaniac coke stories right about now......a1 shit......

well i'll tell you what. me my brother and china had an apartment for the wsop in 2010. we did coke a couple times. when we'd do coke, i would drink about 40 beers which i thought was alot. my bother was bigger and could get up to about 45. but china would honestly drink 90 beers in a coke bender. he would have to bring all of his cases of beer up on one of those little carts. the security thought were were throwing a party, but all those cases of beer were just for china.

lol @ the back story. i vaguely remember china's trip report. didn't he take a hammer to the safe or something like that?

[Sloppy Joe]

We need moar Chinamaniac coke stories right about now......a1 shit......

well i'll tell you what. me my brother and china had an apartment for the wsop in 2010. we did coke a couple times. when we'd do coke, i would drink about 40 beers which i thought was alot. my bother was bigger and could get up to about 45. but china would honestly drink 90 beers in a coke bender. he would have to bring all of his cases of beer up on one of those little carts. the security thought were were throwing a party, but all those cases of beer were just for china.

Jesus, how long is the recovery after a bender like that?

[chinamaniac]

well i'll tell you what. me my brother and china had an apartment for the wsop in 2010. we did coke a couple times. when we'd do coke, i would drink about 40 beers which i thought was alot. my bother was bigger and could get up to about 45. but china would honestly drink 90 beers in a coke bender. he would have to bring all of his cases of beer up on one of those little carts. the security thought were were throwing a party, but all those cases of beer were just for china.

Jesus, how long is the recovery after a bender like that?

Couple days probably , I wound up in the hospital a couple days later, thought I was having a heart attack, they ran tests, the scan read I had a blocked artery, they went in with a camera and it turned out their Xray was shitty and was incorrect. Was one of the scariest thing I had ever dealt with in my life

Doctor told me that it was probably because of past drug use, dehydration from both the drinking and the heat and that my heart was probably shocked. I was not sure what a heart attack felt like and I was having jolts in my chest.

Thinking back on this now I may have put Jewdonk in a bear hug ( Druff mentioned a potential fight, and my roommates mentioned something like this may have went down) and I possibly injured my chest or back somehow

The truth is I blacked out and do not remember.

Ironically after this episode I lost a ton of weight but when I hit the point where I should have kicked it into overdrive and got to a healthy weight I quit. When this prop bet ends whether I win or lose I will be the "lightest" I have been in 20 years

[big dick]

you really drink 90 beers? how much blow? how many days?

[chinamaniac]

you really drink 90 beers? how much blow? how many days?

I am not sure TBH but when I party I can party and I used to stay up for 2-3 days sometimes

I think I woke up from a blackout either this time or another and I had like 15k in my Stars account and I started with like 2-3k

[lol wow]

yung pizza roll please dont explain how cocaine is awesome if u know how to drink to these peasants, real talk it also makes u bet late night womens tennis never apologize