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    Whenever I think of beaches in Thailand.

    I think of this movie...


     
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      Tellafriend: Great flick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Oh I forgot to mention that I did play some 5/10 NL at Marina Bay in Singapore, and ran my 2K buy in into almost 15K before flying to Thailand
    I find this part of the story really interesting, given that Marina Bay does not have a poker room.

     
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    Also, Tyde I hope you're on PrEP

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Oh I forgot to mention that I did play some 5/10 NL at Marina Bay in Singapore, and ran my 2K buy in into almost 15K before flying to Thailand
    I find this part of the story really interesting, given that Marina Bay does not have a poker room.
    Nor does this casino allow nor serve alcohol on the gaming floor.

    An unlikely location for our food-service friend to find himself in imo.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Oh I forgot to mention that I did play some 5/10 NL at Marina Bay in Singapore, and ran my 2K buy in into almost 15K before flying to Thailand
    I find this part of the story really interesting, given that Marina Bay does not have a poker room.
    You mean Marty may be lying about a thing or two? Say it ain't so.

     
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      MumblesBadly: Any wonder that Tyde loves Trump, the most notorious liar in history to date?!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    Also, Tyde I hope you're on PrEP
    He has no need. Banging those dudes was bullshit too. Notice each pic looks like they were taken on the down low or the dude was annoyed. All taken in the bar before anything would have happened. Marty figured he’d take some pics then write an epic thread. Another way you know the poker part is bullshit is Marty ALWAYS takes a picture Of his stack when running good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuntmissioner View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PLOL View Post
    I find this part of the story really interesting, given that Marina Bay does not have a poker room.
    Nor does this casino allow nor serve alcohol on the gaming floor.

    An unlikely location for our food-service friend to find himself in imo.
    Perhaps it is time to compare self-quoted earnings to Merchant Marine "head cook" payscales.

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    MumblesBadly: Any wonder that Tyde loves Trump, the most notorious liar in history to date?!!!


    jesus christ you are a pathetic geriatric cum guzzler. not sure why tyde calls HK the most obsessed with trump. you cant post in a thread without bringing Trumps name up. literally, the thread can be about car repairs or something and you'll find a way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps View Post
    MumblesBadly: Any wonder that Tyde loves Trump, the most notorious liar in history to date?!!!


    jesus christ you are a pathetic geriatric cum guzzler. not sure why tyde calls HK the most obsessed with trump. you cant post in a thread without bringing Trumps name up. literally, the thread can be about car repairs or something and you'll find a way.
    Especially since I'm not obsessed with Trump I only talk about him in Trump threads.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post
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    Nor does this casino allow nor serve alcohol on the gaming floor.

    An unlikely location for our food-service friend to find himself in imo.
    Perhaps it is time to compare self-quoted earnings to Merchant Marine "head cook" payscales.
    That's already been done in another thread and the conclusion was... I know you're not going to believe this... that he was full of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutmaster View Post
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    Also, Tyde I hope you're on PrEP
    He has no need. Banging those dudes was bullshit too. Notice each pic looks like they were taken on the down low or the dude was annoyed. All taken in the bar before anything would have happened. Marty figured he’d take some pics then write an epic thread. Another way you know the poker part is bullshit is Marty ALWAYS takes a picture Of his stack when running good.
    I actually think this is spot on. Nobody and I mean nobody ever just takes a picture of one person like this. You asked if you can take their picture together with you. Think about it... it just doesn't happen. It would be freaky for someone to take your picture alone unless it was in front of some landmark or something.

    I also thought about the stack picture. These questions need answers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Forum Wars View Post

    Perhaps it is time to compare self-quoted earnings to Merchant Marine "head cook" payscales.
    That's already been done in another thread and the conclusion was... I know you're not going to believe this... that he was full of shit.
    Shocked, I am. Shocked.

    Yeah, I found some way off numbers too. Not worth wasting anymore time on.

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    Speaking of Trump, I realized today that I can't think of a single life winner who supports Trump. Literally every Trump supporter I know irl or online is broken in some fundamental way (ie, they are life losers).

    Take our favorite tranny banging bachelor and service industry for life bro Tyde. Dude is undeniably the following: alcoholic, compulsive gambler, narcissistic with delusions of grandeur, chronic liar, comically irresponsible, regularly poverty stricken and racist. He's also a weird looking incel. He's the biggest Trump supporter around these parts and the other Trump supporters here treat him with reverence like he's some sort of beacon of enlightenment.

    And, full disclosure, I'll admit that I do have some relatives who LOVE Trump. And, like Tyde, they're also broken and/or pieces of shit. It's weird.

    Anyhow I wasn't buying the whole basket of deplorables thing until now.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Speaking of Trump, I realized today that I can't think of a single life winner who supports Trump. Literally every Trump supporter I know irl or online is broken in some fundamental way (ie, they are life losers).

    Take our favorite tranny banging bachelor and service industry for life bro Tyde. Dude is undeniably the following: alcoholic, compulsive gambler, narcissistic with delusions of grandeur, chronic liar, comically irresponsible, regularly poverty stricken and racist. He's also a weird looking incel. He's the biggest Trump supporter around these parts and the other Trump supporters here treat him with reverence like he's some sort of beacon of enlightenment.

    And, full disclosure, I'll admit that I do have some relatives who LOVE Trump. And, like Tyde, they're also broken and/or pieces of shit. It's weird.

    Anyhow I wasn't buying the whole basket of deplorables thing until now.
    The “basket of deplorables” comment was accurate, just ridiculously stupid for Hillary to utter for even partial public consumption.
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    I think we're just scratching the surface here.

    Young Curacao has told us many incredible tales over the years.

    Remember the one at the Limelight in Sac, where he was crushing gang members at the NL table, AND talking shit to them? He justified it to us that he was drunk and also knew security would protect him, but I always wondered if he was just making the whole thing up.

    Given that we are seeing evidence of fake poker winnings and fake Tranny ladyboy hookers he's banging (why even lie about that?), I think a lot of these stories didn't happen.

    Actually, I think what happened with the ladyboys was that Marty was smashed, thought they were hot, took pictures of them in the bar, and figured he would come onto PFA and write an epic story about how he banged them. He probably didn't realize at the time that one or more were trans women, an also wasn't self-aware enough to realize that nobody would be impressed that he barebacked Thai hookers anyway, even if they were women.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by rum dick View Post
    Speaking of Trump, I realized today that I can't think of a single life winner who supports Trump. Literally every Trump supporter I know irl or online is broken in some fundamental way (ie, they are life losers).

    Take our favorite tranny banging bachelor and service industry for life bro Tyde. Dude is undeniably the following: alcoholic, compulsive gambler, narcissistic with delusions of grandeur, chronic liar, comically irresponsible, regularly poverty stricken and racist. He's also a weird looking incel. He's the biggest Trump supporter around these parts and the other Trump supporters here treat him with reverence like he's some sort of beacon of enlightenment.

    And, full disclosure, I'll admit that I do have some relatives who LOVE Trump. And, like Tyde, they're also broken and/or pieces of shit. It's weird.

    Anyhow I wasn't buying the whole basket of deplorables thing until now.

    cuz real winners get mumblesbadly to agree with them. what a terrible post, guy is washed up beyond belief

     
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    Rum dick got his shit pushed in on multiple pages in this thread, the fact that he nonchalantly strolls back in this thread like his boy pussy is still tight is laughable at best............typical......

     
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    We're also still ignoring that half of his pictures appear to have been taken on the sly, while walking etc.

    The pictures of his 'young girlfriend' in one of the Mexican shitholes was especially lol.

    Tough to envision a guy going from homelessness and bathtub meth cooking to winning $15k at a casino that doesn't have a poker room. Unlike bottomset, Pockles has been too candid over the years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Then ran into this amazing honey



    she was absolutely gorgeous (and she knew it)

    it took a little convincing, but I did manage to close the deal.

    She was more expensive than the first two girls, but WELL worth it.

    a little shy at first, but wow

    again, I will spare you the gory details, but long story short, after an extended hiatus of self imposed celibacy, I unloaded with a vengeance, and slammed 3 hot chicks in less than 2 days
    tyde, i'm not one to doubt your stories, but if you had to beg a hooker to fuck you, i'm beginning to question whether your celibacy was "self imposed."

     
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