*** Official Flying Stupidity Wagering thread ***

[snake_in_the_ass]

Bit of a fools logic here but we had the second best result today with the chalk parlay.

We bet $100 to win $110 and lost.

We could have bet $220 to win $100 and $240 to win $100 and be in the hole for $460. Or if you want to right size it for the size of our bet $230.

Rarely does it make sense to pay big $$ in baseball. Too much risk in a sport where bad teams in bad spots still win 30% of the time.

I play anti-chalk parlays. I play the dogs and sometimes go -1.5 on the alternative runlines in the parlay.

[simpdog]

What a shitty start to Game 7.

Cavs look awful and somehow the Pacers are looking even worse.

I can not see LeBron staying there.

[hongkonger]

What a shitty start to Game 7.

Cavs look awful and somehow the Pacers are looking even worse.

I can not see LeBron staying there.

Don't worry the NBA is making up for it by giving LeBron and the Cavs every call on the planet. The League will absolutely not allow LeBron to go out in he first round. Missed the goaltend in game 5, the series should be over already. Fuck those Jews in the League office.

[hongkonger]

Every. Fucking. Call.

[simpdog]

Every. Fucking. Call.

Phantom tech on Stephenson.

And a phantom foul too.

[hongkonger]

Every. Fucking. Call.

Phantom tech on Stephenson.

And a phantom foul too.

Pacers can't shoot either, but these refs obv took lessons from Tim Donaghy.

[hongkonger]

How many times is LeBron going to flop and get the call?

[VaughnP]

Unbelievably biased officiating.

[hongkonger]

Unbelievably biased officiating.

Horrible. Cleveland has at least 20 extra points because of it.

[VaughnP]

40 free throws.

[hongkonger]

40 free throws.

NBA has by far the worst, most biased officiating of all the major sports. Has been for decades.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

LeBron +188 against Toronto...

man the cavs are fucking dysfunctional, but 2:1 to take LeBron...almost seems too good to pass up...especially putting like 50% now and then 50% more if they lose game 1 and you get something like +275/300 on them...

[Daly]

[Daly]

I wish we could move Miami to a different division. I'm fairly confident they are going to be picking #1 next year but 4 games vs the Jets/Bills who are already in rebuild is scary.

[hongkonger]

LeBron +188 against Toronto...

man the cavs are fucking dysfunctional, but 2:1 to take LeBron...almost seems too good to pass up...especially putting like 50% now and then 50% more if they lose game 1 and you get something like +275/300 on them...

It's a great bet. The Raptors didn't look so great against Washington, and the refs will pull Cleveland through.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

LeBron +188 against Toronto...

man the cavs are fucking dysfunctional, but 2:1 to take LeBron...almost seems too good to pass up...especially putting like 50% now and then 50% more if they lose game 1 and you get something like +275/300 on them...

It's a great bet. The Raptors didn't look so great against Washington, and the refs will pull Cleveland through.

and they own the shit outta Toronto in the playoffs too...

[simpdog]

If Cleveland can start shooting 3's better they have a shot. Otherwise Toronto wins this.

[Dan Druff]

I've been running bad in baseball lately, resulting in breaks taken on both Thursday and Saturday.

I'm 1-5 in my last 6 picks.

I'll post the full record shortly.

I'm back with two against-the-public unders, and one with-the-public side:

Kansas City (Hammel) at Boston (E. Rodriguez) - Under 8.5
Tampa (Faria) at Detroit (Zimmerman) - Under 8.5
at Minnesota (Lynn) -114 vs. Toronto (Aaron Sanchez)

[Daly]

Oh oh....

PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
[MLB] [903] PHI PHILLIES -150
( ACTION )
PENDING
MIA 904
Miami Marlins
903 PHI
Philadelphia Phillies
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30 April 2018 7:10 pm

Apr 30
07:10 PM [MLB] [915] TOTAL o8½EV (TAM RAYS vrs DET TIGERS)
( JACOB FARIA -R / JORDAN ZIMMERMANN -R )
PENDING
DET 916
Detroit Tigers
915 TAM
Tampa Bay Rays
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30 April 2018 7:10 pm

Apr 30
08:10 PM [MLB] [920] HOU ASTROS -170
( ACTION )
PENDING
HOU 920
Houston Astros
919 NYY
New York Yankees
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30 April 2018 8:10 pm

[badguy23]

I wish we could move Miami to a different division. I'm fairly confident they are going to be picking #1 next year but 4 games vs the Jets/Bills who are already in rebuild is scary.

Bills got the best qb in the draft so take under Miami and Over Bills.