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    Oh, that 3 billion is for the wall in Israel.

    (((obviously)))

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    Oh, that 3 billion is for the wall in Israel.

    (((obviously)))
    this is hilariously close. although the budget specifically prevents trump from putting up any new wall in the US, it pays for walls in Jordan, Lebanon, Egypt, and Tunisia

    not a joke.

    the budget actually does that.

    i repeat: trump is building walls in the middle east and not the US.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    Oh, that 3 billion is for the wall in Israel.

    (((obviously)))
    this is hilariously close. although the budget specifically prevents trump from putting up any new wall in the US, it pays for walls in Jordan, Lebanon, Egypt, and Tunisia

    not a joke.

    the budget actually does that.

    i repeat: trump is building walls in the middle east and not the US.
    Love it!
    HILLARY WON

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    Oh, that 3 billion is for the wall in Israel.

    (((obviously)))
    Joo know it!
    HILLARY WON

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    So hearing that Trump is simply going to comandeer all the money alloted in the omnibus bill by declaring a national emergency (opiods and terrorism).

    No clue if this is possible but for the love of LULZ please let this happen

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    So hearing that Trump is simply going to comandeer all the money alloted in the omnibus bill by declaring a national emergency (opiods and terrorism).

    No clue if this is possible
    it's not

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    Quote Originally Posted by devidee View Post
    So hearing that Trump is simply going to comandeer all the money alloted in the omnibus bill by declaring a national emergency (opiods and terrorism).

    No clue if this is possible but for the love of LULZ please let this happen

    Its funny because this is the only scenario that even remotely makes sense at this point, but its hard to sell the terrorism angle when there literally is none, and im not sure how you can spend money at the opioid epidemic either.

    So this sounds more like some Alex Jones speaking-in-political-tongues than anything else. Which of course does not mean by any stretch that Trump wouldnt go for it, stable intellect that he is.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Also everyone might want to stay in doors for a bit because https://www.gq.com/story/moscow-bomb...hkin-and-putin is the only way Trump can make that dog hunt.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    MORE LIKE JEWQ devidee get in here this instant

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    so like 5 mins into this 60 mins interview:

    stormy told trump to bend over and get a spanking from a magazine he is on the cover of

    and

    he raw dogged her


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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    so like 5 mins into this 60 mins interview:

    stormy told trump to bend over and get a spanking from a magazine he is on the cover of

    and

    he raw dogged her

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    The interview with the playboy model is infinitely more interesting than this. If it was a one time thing though that makes sense why the playboy bunny had no idea who she was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    so like 5 mins into this 60 mins interview:

    stormy told trump to bend over and get a spanking from a magazine he is on the cover of

    and

    he raw dogged her

    Too bad they cut the part of the interview in whoch Daniels used an anatomically correct doll to show what she had to work with. I guess it was NSFPT.

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    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/977855968364171264

    any translation appreciated.

    goggle translate couldn't unravel the insanity. but it sounds funnier the second time at half speed.
    https://translate.google.com/#auto/e...%20through%20M!
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    “I believe the simplest explanation is, there is no God. No one created the universe and no one directs our fate. This leads me to a profound realization that there probably is no heaven and no afterlife either. We have this one life to appreciate the grand design of the universe and for that, I am extremely grateful.”
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    https://www.reviewjournal.com/news/n...g-border-wall/

    Feds scrutinized over picking company for building border wall.
    OMAHA, Neb. — Federal officials are saying little about how they chose a Nebraska startup to build an $11 million section of border wall in California, including whether they knew of the company’s connections to a construction firm flagged in a government audit for “many potential fraud indicators.”

    Scam company with 1 employee hires subs, doesn't pay them, little work has been done in the past, pocketed $2 mil, returned $200k.

    This is the exact company I want to see build the entire budgeted wall.

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    “I believe the simplest explanation is, there is no God. No one created the universe and no one directs our fate. This leads me to a profound realization that there probably is no heaven and no afterlife either. We have this one life to appreciate the grand design of the universe and for that, I am extremely grateful.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    The interview with the playboy model is infinitely more interesting than this. If it was a one time thing though that makes sense why the playboy bunny had no idea who she was.
    Stormy Daniels is a fucking nasty 39 year old former porn star who makes money being a "headliner" at strip clubs for $10K to $20K per night.

    First time, Stormy has sex with Trump for free.
    Second time, Stormy would only have sex if Trump got her on The Apprentice or paid her a lot of money.
    Trump was lucky he didn't get an STD from her.

    A creature of habit: Stormy Daniels is the SECOND woman to claim Trump is insistent he and Melania always sleep in separate rooms, then has unprotected sex with them and afterwards likens his lovers to Ivanka
    Several parallels have emerged in two interview with purported Trump lovers
    Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal both spoke with Anderson Cooper
    Both said Trump compared them to his 'smart and beautiful' daughter Ivanka
    He declined to use condoms and sleeps separate from Melania, the women said


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...McDougals.html





    Anderson Cooper: You were 27, he was 60. Were you physically attracted to him?

    Stormy Daniels: No.

    Anderson Cooper: Not at all?

    Stormy Daniels: No.

    Anderson Cooper: Did you want to have sex with him?

    Stormy Daniels: No. But I didn't-- I didn't say no. I'm not a victim, I'm not--

    Anderson Cooper: It was entirely consensual.

    Stormy Daniels: Oh, yes, yes.
    Anderson Cooper: Did you have sex with him again?

    Stormy Daniels: No.

    Anderson Cooper: Did he want to?

    Stormy Daniels: Yes.

    Anderson Cooper: How do you know he wanted to?

    Stormy Daniels: Because he came and sat next to me and, you know, touched my hair, and put his hand on my leg, and r-- referenced back to how great it was the last time.

    Anderson Cooper: How did you get out of it?

    Stormy Daniels: Well, I'd been there for, like, four hours. And so I then was like, "Well, before, you know, can we talk about what's the development?" And he was like, "I'm almost there. I'll have an answer for you next week." And I was like, "Okay, cool. Well-- I guess call me next week." And I just took my purse and left.

    Karen Mcdougal is a 46 year old former Playboy Playmate of the Year, looks way better than Stormy and had sex with Trump "dozens" of times for free.



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    #metoo

    speaking of, anyone else hear Hogg complain about our 2nd amendment rights in one sentence followed by the violation of his 1st amendment rights being violated by kids having to use see through backpacks.

    You can't make this shit up.

    Merica' circa 2018.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellafriend View Post
    #metoo

    speaking of, anyone else hear Hogg complain about our 2nd amendment rights in one sentence followed by the violation of his 1st amendment rights being violated by kids having to use see through backpacks.

    You can't make this shit up.

    Merica' circa 2018.

    you mean the 16 year old who survived a mass shooting at his school?

    the worst thing you ever survived is what exactly?
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