Thread: Time to get on the TRUMP train

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    I watched for 10 minutes and couldn't take anymore had to turn it off. Trump takes credit for everything Obama did.
    Only stuff he thinks makes him look good and won't offend Adelson and the Koch brothers. Everything else he's trying to undo, little stuff like getting people health care and preventing loansharks from raping poor people.

     
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      big dick: He couldn't care less about the common man
    HILLARY WON

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    uhhhh is he talking about firing mueller?
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    every time im like 'huh wow this is actually going ok' i suddenly listen to what hes saying and realize its almost entirely fiction.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Ok yeah he sounds like an actual crazy person now.

    He made it about 39 minutes without acting like an autistic lizard person. Which is better than I expected.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Ok yeah he sounds like an actual crazy person now.

    He made it about 39 minutes without acting like an autistic lizard person. Which is better than I expected.
    He also just said let's put 1.5T on the corporate card to put people to work on infrastructure and Nancy shot knives out her eyes if anyone stood up

     
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      sonatine: peak shade

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    48 minutes in... zero social issues covered. You want your devils advocate moment, here it is.

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    when is he gonna announce the new holocaust

     
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    did trump just totally fuck up cj's name?

     
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      Daly: Maybe a little
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    every year, the partisan games the congress plays with the standing and sitting makes the SOTU so damn painful to watch.

    trump actually sounds ok for the most part, which he usually does when he stays on script

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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    every year, the partisan games the congress plays with the standing and sitting makes the SOTU so damn painful to watch.

    trump actually sounds ok for the most part, which he usually does when he stays on script

    like he sounds re-electable but then you listen to him say 'we will remove government employees from power who act against the interests of america' and realize hes talking about mueller and suddenly its like, yeah we're all going to end up in fema camps.
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    every year, the partisan games the congress plays with the standing and sitting makes the SOTU so damn painful to watch.

    trump actually sounds ok for the most part, which he usually does when he stays on script
    It's tradition

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    what terrorist attacks in ny are he referring to???????
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    also hes starting to go off script and ryan looks terrified
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    every year, the partisan games the congress plays with the standing and sitting makes the SOTU so damn painful to watch.

    trump actually sounds ok for the most part, which he usually does when he stays on script

    like he sounds re-electable but then you listen to him say 'we will remove government employees from power who act against the interests of america' and realize hes talking about mueller and suddenly its like, yeah we're all going to end up in fema camps.
    No.

    Not all of us.

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    Black caucus sat on its hands twice tonight.

    "We need increased drug laws"

    "Black unemployment is at an all time low"

    Not a good look.

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    cus they know he is most likely not responsible for it,+ they know he's a racist.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by blake View Post
    every year, the partisan games the congress plays with the standing and sitting makes the SOTU so damn painful to watch.

    trump actually sounds ok for the most part, which he usually does when he stays on script
    all he's doing is reading what other people who are smarter than him wrote

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    so what ive got so far is:

    - we are firing mueller
    - more blacks in jail
    - going to war with north korea
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    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    serious question whats a good stock for private prisons?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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