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    PART 4

    Our call to "Tara" wasn't rehearsed. We agreed that I would stay quiet at first, Eddie would start talking, and I would interrupt pretty quickly.

    <ring>

    "Hello?"

    "Hey Tara... it's Eddie!"

    "Oooooh! Eddie! I was waiting all day to hear your sexy voice again", Tara purred.

    "Yeah, well, I've been waiting all day for this, too. So, Tara, I'm just wondering... have you been totally truthful with me about everything?", asked Eddie.

    "Of course! What would make you ask me that?", replied Tara, the uneasiness in her voice starting to show.

    "I don't know... maybe my friend here can explain it better...."

    "Hi Tara. Remember me?", I interrupted. "I think it's time we all had a talk."

    "Todd? Is that you? How do you know Eddie?"

    "Eddie's been my friend for a long time," I replied. "I know you didn't realize that. You also probably know by now that we compared notes. You were telling both of us at the beginning that each of us was the only man for you, and that you had been waiting for each of us your whole life. Remember?"

    "Uhh.. well.... I....", she stammered, "I had a hard time. I liked both of you so much, and uhh... I felt weird admitting to either of you that I had feelings for two people. I knew I couldn't continue doing that, which is why I told you to stop calling me, Todd. I had to choose one and I chose Eddie. I'm really sorry. I liked you a lot, too, but you never seemed... ummm... comfortable with me. Eddie was. So I made up that excuse about you being a hacker as the reason I didn't want to talk to you. I'm sorry for hurting you."

    "Tara, I'm not worried about you stopping talking to me. That's not the issue at all right now. The issue is that you've lied about a lot of things. You said you live with your parents, right?", I asked.

    "Uhh... yes, I do. Why are you asking that?"

    "If you live with your parents, how come the only two phones in the house are registered to an older Filipina woman and a guy named David Duler?", I replied, starting to turn up the heat.

    "I don't know! I don't know what you're talking about! I live with my parents! I told you guys both the truth! Why are you doing this to me?"

    "Tara, we know you're not what you claim to be. We're going to need some answers here, or things are going to get pretty bad for you," I stated matter-of-factly.

    "This is too much! I don't know why you guys are doing this to me! I liked you so much! I don't want either of you to call me again!"

    <click>

    And she was gone.

    "See? I told you that would happen," said Eddie. "That fag's never gonna tell us the truth."

    "We'll keep calling back until he does," I replied, and I dialed Tara right back on 3-way.

    "Hello?"

    "Tara. Don't hang up again. You need to face what you did here. I'll cut to the chase", I said, ready to drop the bombshell. "I know everything. I know you are really a guy named David Duler. I know you are unemployed and live off of an older Filipina woman. I know that you're gay, and aren't actually attracted to her. I know that after she falls asleep at night, you sneak out of her bed, get on the party line, and get your real sexual satisfaction over the phone with men whom you trick into believing you're female."

    "You're crazy! What do you mean I'm a man named David? Do I sound like a man? Do you understand how insane you sound? Just leave me alone already!"

    "Tara," I said calmly. "We're not leaving you alone until you own up to what you did and explain yourself to us."

    "I have nothing to explain! I told you the truth! I'm an 18-year-old girl who models for FHM and other magazines. I don't know this David, or some older woman from the Philippines, or anything else you're talking about! I don't know where you got all this. Please, just stop calling me and let me be."

    "I'm losing my patience here. We aren't going away. The best thing you can do for yourself right now is tell the truth. Now let's try again. Who is David Duler, and why is your phone in his name?"

    "I don't know any David Duler!! How many times do I have to...."

    "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!", interrupted Eddie. "DO YOU HEAR ME??? SHUT THE FUCK UP. Now listen. I've got a rifle here, it's in my hands right now. Do you know why I'm holding it? Do you know what I want to do with it? Because when I found out about what you did to me, all I've wanted to do was FUCKING KILL YOU, and that's still what I want to do."

    <Sound of a rifle being loaded is heard in the background.>

    "Did you hear that? That bullet's for you," threatened Eddie. "Every moment you lie to us, every moment you treat us like fools, it makes me just want to come over there RIGHT NOW and put that bullet in your fucking idiotic head. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

    "Eddie, please, you're scaring me, I don't know what you're saying, and....", she said with a trembling voice.

    "SPEAK IN YOUR MALE VOICE NOW!", commanded Eddie, in a psychotic tone of voice.

    "Eddie, I can't do that. I'm a girl. There's no way I can do..."

    "SPEAK IN YOUR MALE VOICE! I'm fucking warning you you're running out of chances. SPEAK IN YOUR MALE VOICE OR YOU'RE DEAD!"

    "Please, please... you're making some mistake", a crying Tara pleaded.

    I was getting uncomfortable. Eddie was even scaring me. And part of me was actually starting to feel sorry for Tara. What if we were wrong?

    "Hang on Eddie," I said, "Let's calm down a bit, let's give Tara a chance to...."

    "NO I'M NOT FUCKING CALMING DOWN! SPEAK IN YOUR MALE VOICE!!! I'm fucking loading this thing right now and I'm coming over. That's it. I don't care what happens to me. I'm gonna make sure this fag doesn't do this again to anyone, and..."

    "Wait, Eddie, don't! Let me explain," interrupted Tara.

    "I DON'T WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN. I want you to SPEAK IN YOUR MALE VOICE! DO IT!!! DO IT!!! Let's hear it!! Let's hear the male voice, you pathetic fag, or I swear, I'm coming down right there and you're not gonna live through the night. SPEAK IN YOUR MALE VOICE!"

    An uncomfortable silence filled the line for about 5 seconds.

    "Okay, fine," said the clearly male voice on the other end.



    "OH MY GOD!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! It's true!! It's true!! You're really a man! Oh my fucking God!", exclaimed Eddie.

    Tara was gone. We were on the phone with David.

    "David, so nice to finally meet you," I said sarcastically. "We have a lot of questions for you my friend."

    "Yeah okay. Go ahead. What do you want to know?", asked David, in his calm, nondescript, male voice.

    "So we already know you are Tara. But was I right about the rest of the stuff? You're gay and pretending to be straight so this older woman can support you, and you're sneaking out of bed late at night so you can get off on the phone with men, right?"

    "Uh, yeah, that's pretty close," he said. "Look, I know I fucked up here. If I told you guys the truth, you wouldn't have talked to me. I can do that Tara voice really well, so I figured I'd' just do that, and nobody would ever know. I used to work in phone sex... as a girl. Not a single person ever guessed the truth. I knew I could pull it off, and I felt it wasn't hurting anyone."

    "You weren't just having phone sex," I explained. "You were pretending to get emotionally attached. This wasn't just empty phone sex. You were trying to make us believe you were falling for us. What was supposed to eventually happen? Obviously you couldn't ever meet us."

    "I never thought that far ahead," David replied. "I just said what I thought sounded good. No, I wasn't going to meet anyone. I was going to find ways out of it. Look, as I said, I fucked up. I'm really sorry. I'm living a double life here. It's hard."

    "I don't understand. If you're gay, why not just go be with another man? Why be with a woman, pretend to love her, and then trick straight dudes into having phone sex with you?"

    "Because gay men are disgusting," he replied. "I don't like them. I want a straight guy. This is the only way I can have one. I really do wish I was a girl."

    "Can you believe this lying queer?", asked Eddie, still somewhat in shock that his dirty female phone friend was this dude matter-of-factly describing his manipulation of straight men.

    "Yeah, Eddie has a point here," I said. "This is really nasty what you're doing to guys on these lines. This has to stop. You hear how angry Eddie is? That's not an act. If you want us to forget about this, and forget about you, then I want you to retire from these party lines forever. Go away and don't ever let us hear from you again."

    "I don't see why it's your business if I continue to call these lines. I won't bother you guys anymore, so I don't see why..."

    "ARE YOU STUPID?", yelled Eddie. "I was about to blow your head off a few minutes ago for the bullshit you did to me, and now you're trying to tell us you're gonna go right back on the party line and do this shit to others? Are you fucking serious? Do you know who you're talking to here? Do you think I'm kidding? Do you think this anger is fake?"

    "Okay, okay, I'll stay off the lines. Fine. I promise. I'm done with this. You have my word," replied David.

    "All right, David. We're going to be checking. You had better not let us hear you out there, or there's going to be some big trouble coming your way."

    "You won't. I'm done. I'm really sorry for what happened. Can I go now?"

    "Yeah, David, you can go," I answered. "Just remember what I said. We're not joking."



    I could tell Eddie wasn't satisfied. Now that we verified Tara was David, he wanted revenge. I had never seen a violent side of Eddie before, aside from the fascination with his rifle. He had always seemed like the most softspoken, agreeable guy. The crazy, ranting Eddie I heard that night was like a different person. He clearly wanted to inflict pain upon David for what he did.

    I tried to understand. I was too skeptical to fall for Tara. I wouldn't take her phone sex bait. Eddie had. He fell hook, line, and sinker. Not only did he feel like a mark, but he was thoroughly disgusted that a gay man had essentially phone raped him. His strong Catholic beliefs probably also played into the anger.

    "Do you really believe him? You think that fag is gonna stay off the lines? There's no chance," Eddie opined.

    "He seems pretty spooked," I replied. "Besides, why would he come back? He knows that we will hear him and tell everyone, anyway. I think that's the last we'll hear from him. Let's just drop it. No one will ever know about this, and I won't tell the rest of the group about what happened. I won't tell anyone."

    "Yeah, okay. I guess it's just too fresh and I can't get over it yet. I will. You're probably right," conceded Eddie.

    ------------------------------


    ONE WEEK LATER ON THE PARTY LINE:



    <ding>

    "Hey, who just called in?"

    "Hi... who are you?"

    "My name is Mike. I've never heard you on here before. Are you new? What's your name?"

    "My name's Tara. You're right, I'm brand new here. You have a really sexy voice, Mike. Can I call you?"


    END PART 4

    Conclusion part to be posted later today.

     
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    David=Tara=PeterDC

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    Regarding the skepticism about my claim that I stopped short of having phone sex with "Tara": It's 100% true.

    If I were trying to cover up that I did, I would have simply left out the whole part of Tara trying to get me to do it, and made it seem like my conversations with her ended sooner than they did, and then written how Eddie was the one having all the phone sex with "her".

    But my story is the truth. As much as I liked Tara's voice, and as much as I hoped her story would turn out to be true, I knew that she was likely full of shit, and honestly that was a huge turn-off to me. I hate giving bullshitters what they want. While I had phone sex prior to that story and after it, I always did it with real girls who I knew were honest and legit into me. When I feel like I'm being manipulated in some way, the whole thing is just a turn-off.

    When the truth came out, I was especially relieved I hadn't given in to Tara/David's pressure to do this, and I felt bad for Eddie, because I could tell the whole thing really bothered him immensely.

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    I was actually "phone cat fished" one time for approximately 4 years. I'll explain.....

    I used to lurk around on Myspace and meet girls off of Myspace. I was on a bands myspace page and noticed this hot blonde girl posting on their stuff and I decided to try and talk to her, I noticed that she was from Ohio and was approximately 3 hours away from me.

    She was about 5'2" 110 lbs blonde hair, blue eyes. Her Myspace profile had plenty of pictures of clearly the same girl, she even had friends commenting on her profile, both men and women.

    Eventually I started talking to her on the phone, she had the sexiest voice I had ever heard! Her voice matched what I pictured in my head what I thought it would sound like based on the pictures I saw.

    We talked about meeting, but she was a college student and at the time I didn't have a vehicle so it made the 3 hour distance a huge problem.

    NEW YEARS EVE 2006.

    In 2006 some friends and I decided we were going to a 18+ club in Ohio to celebrate NYE. The club was only 45 minutes away from where she lived and I talked her into coming with me. I told her that I would buy the ticket for her. The tickets were $35 if you bought them in advanced, or $50-$60 at the door. I told her if she wasn't 100% sure, I'd just buy the ticket at the door, but she assured me that she was 100% coming, so I bought the ticket in advanced.

    My friends and I leave towards the club and I call her, she tells me she is getting ready and going to head out. I get a text about a hour later stating she is leaving her house......

    I get there and message her asking where she is at....no response....I call several times....no response.....I was pissed and sent her a bunch of angry messages.

    I didn't get a response from her for 2 weeks. She stated her grandma had gotten sick and had to go to the hospital and was pissed and how unsympathetic I was being. I told her that excuse was unacceptable and we didn't talk for almost a year after that.


    Really the only time that we would talk is when I wasn't dating anyone. I would have short relationships here and there during that 4 years. I always found it strange she was never in a relationship and never seemed to be talking to anyone...

    Finally in 2010 I moved to Ohio and was only about 30 minutes from where she lived. I continued to pressure her into meeting me, and that's when she finally broke down and admitted to me that she is not who she is portraying to be. She tells me her real name, and sends me a picture of what she really looks like.

    She ended up being a fat black girl!!! I actually didn't believe it at first, but I did end up meeting her in person for dinner where we talked about the past 4 years of talking on/off.....

    I ended up forgiving her. The only thing I lost was my time and that $35 for the NYE party ticket.

    Picture of the real her....I can't find a picture of the fake her. (She is on the right)

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    Hoosier did she at least let you get with her friend as a consolation prize?

     
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    This one was actually my longest-running catfishing, even though it was just a week, and I was skeptical the whole time. Still, it was a lesson to me, at age 19, to be even more skeptical if things didn't add up properly or had weird, unexplained elements.

    I got very good at sniffing out catfish, liars, and phonies over the years, so I never really had a problem with such a thing after this one. From that point forward, every girl I met online or over the phone turned out to be approximately what she claimed to be, as I developed a great nose for bullshit. In fact, in later years, I got really good at not only sniffing out bullshit, but also getting a feel for when it would be a "good phone / bad in-person" situation, and only met the ones I felt there was a very high chance things would work out, at least in the short term. Indeed, starting from my late 20s, I had an incredibly high batting average with things working out on the first meet-up.

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    Based on druff's history of dupes and made up prank call characters I am drawing parallels between this story and fight club.

    Todd=Ed Norton

    Eddie=Brad Pitt

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealTalk View Post
    Based on druff's history of dupes and made up prank call characters I am drawing parallels between this story and fight club.

    Todd=Ed Norton

    Eddie=Brad Pitt
    The story is real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AhoosierA View Post
    I was actually "phone cat fished" one time for approximately 4 years. I'll explain.....

    I used to lurk around on Myspace and meet girls off of Myspace. I was on a bands myspace page and noticed this hot blonde girl posting on their stuff and I decided to try and talk to her, I noticed that she was from Ohio and was approximately 3 hours away from me.

    She was about 5'2" 110 lbs blonde hair, blue eyes. Her Myspace profile had plenty of pictures of clearly the same girl, she even had friends commenting on her profile, both men and women.

    Eventually I started talking to her on the phone, she had the sexiest voice I had ever heard! Her voice matched what I pictured in my head what I thought it would sound like based on the pictures I saw.

    We talked about meeting, but she was a college student and at the time I didn't have a vehicle so it made the 3 hour distance a huge problem.

    NEW YEARS EVE 2006.

    In 2006 some friends and I decided we were going to a 18+ club in Ohio to celebrate NYE. The club was only 45 minutes away from where she lived and I talked her into coming with me. I told her that I would buy the ticket for her. The tickets were $35 if you bought them in advanced, or $50-$60 at the door. I told her if she wasn't 100% sure, I'd just buy the ticket at the door, but she assured me that she was 100% coming, so I bought the ticket in advanced.

    My friends and I leave towards the club and I call her, she tells me she is getting ready and going to head out. I get a text about a hour later stating she is leaving her house......

    I get there and message her asking where she is at....no response....I call several times....no response.....I was pissed and sent her a bunch of angry messages.

    I didn't get a response from her for 2 weeks. She stated her grandma had gotten sick and had to go to the hospital and was pissed and how unsympathetic I was being. I told her that excuse was unacceptable and we didn't talk for almost a year after that.


    Really the only time that we would talk is when I wasn't dating anyone. I would have short relationships here and there during that 4 years. I always found it strange she was never in a relationship and never seemed to be talking to anyone...

    Finally in 2010 I moved to Ohio and was only about 30 minutes from where she lived. I continued to pressure her into meeting me, and that's when she finally broke down and admitted to me that she is not who she is portraying to be. She tells me her real name, and sends me a picture of what she really looks like.

    She ended up being a fat black girl!!! I actually didn't believe it at first, but I did end up meeting her in person for dinner where we talked about the past 4 years of talking on/off.....

    I ended up forgiving her. The only thing I lost was my time and that $35 for the NYE party ticket.

    Picture of the real her....I can't find a picture of the fake her. (She is on the right)
    This NYE trip was not a total bust for me though.

    It was me, my roommate, his girlfriend, and 2 of her friends (both of which were bigger girls I had no interest in). We got to the club and I was super pissed off at first because I was stood up, but I decided I wasn't going to let it completely ruin my night.

    Come midnight when the ball dropped, I had no one to kiss. As they're doing the count down I look to my right and there is this short brunette girl standing beside her friend and her friends date. Everyone around us starts to kiss someone and I'm just standing there along with her....I look at her, she looks at me...and without us even speaking we start to kiss each other.

    I danced with this brunette girl for the rest of the night, and she started telling me about herself first.

    She was 27, and was in her residency to be a doctor of some kind. I walked her to her car when the club let out, and she drove a porsche.

    I got her number and talked to her 1 time only on the phone after that. I had to let her know that I was only 20 and worked at Walmart! After that the conversation died and I woke up the next morning and she had deleted me from Myspace!

    At least I got to make out with her for nearly 2 hours straight!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Regarding the skepticism about my claim that I stopped short of having phone sex with "Tara": It's 100% true.

    If I were trying to cover up that I did, I would have simply left out the whole part of Tara trying to get me to do it, and made it seem like my conversations with her ended sooner than they did, and then written how Eddie was the one having all the phone sex with "her".

    But my story is the truth. As much as I liked Tara's voice, and as much as I hoped her story would turn out to be true, I knew that she was likely full of shit, and honestly that was a huge turn-off to me. I hate giving bullshitters what they want. While I had phone sex prior to that story and after it, I always did it with real girls who I knew were honest and legit into me. When I feel like I'm being manipulated in some way, the whole thing is just a turn-off.

    When the truth came out, I was especially relieved I hadn't given in to Tara/David's pressure to do this, and I felt bad for Eddie, because I could tell the whole thing really bothered him immensely.
    Well at the very least by your own admission you sat and listened to this fag wack off and that’s fucking funny.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by simpdog View Post
    Hoosier did she at least let you get with her friend as a consolation prize?
    She actually refused to tell me who the blonde girl really was. I found her real facebook profile and spent numerous hours combing through her friends list. The blonde girl she was pretending to be, as far as I could tell, was not her friend in real life.

    I assume it was just some random person on the internet that had their profile public and posted a ton of pictures.

    The black girl had some in-real-life friends that were in on the catfish thing and would comment on her pictures.

    Her real life friends I wasn't attracted to so I never tried to pursue anything there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4BET View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Regarding the skepticism about my claim that I stopped short of having phone sex with "Tara": It's 100% true.

    If I were trying to cover up that I did, I would have simply left out the whole part of Tara trying to get me to do it, and made it seem like my conversations with her ended sooner than they did, and then written how Eddie was the one having all the phone sex with "her".

    But my story is the truth. As much as I liked Tara's voice, and as much as I hoped her story would turn out to be true, I knew that she was likely full of shit, and honestly that was a huge turn-off to me. I hate giving bullshitters what they want. While I had phone sex prior to that story and after it, I always did it with real girls who I knew were honest and legit into me. When I feel like I'm being manipulated in some way, the whole thing is just a turn-off.

    When the truth came out, I was especially relieved I hadn't given in to Tara/David's pressure to do this, and I felt bad for Eddie, because I could tell the whole thing really bothered him immensely.
    Well at the very least by your own admission you sat and listened to this fag wack off and that’s fucking funny.
    In before druff knew someone would bring this up, but has a completely reasonable explanation for why this isn't the case.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff

    <snipped>

    END PART 4

    Conclusion part to be posted later today.
    Meh. I kinda wish the story had ended here. I am ok with you being skeptical and doing detective work to find out the truth for yourself. But at that point who gives a fuck if this person gets their jollies off pretending they are a chick and having phone sex with straight dudes. I would guess this person would keep doing their thing, some guys would get suspicious and not be into it, and a lot of other guys wouldn't be suspicious and would blissfully unawarely get their jollies off having phone sex with someone they think is a hot chick. No harm there IMO.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Meh. I kinda wish the story had ended here. I am ok with you being skeptical and doing detective work to find out the truth for yourself. But at that point who gives a fuck if this person gets their jollies off pretending they are a chick and having phone sex with straight dudes. I would guess this person would keep doing their thing, some guys would get suspicious and not be into it, and a lot of other guys wouldn't be suspicious and would blissfully unawarely get their jollies off having phone sex with someone they think is a hot chick. No harm there IMO.
    Eh, I don't think Druff necessarily cares if other guys jerk off to a guy using a female voice unknowingly.

    The problem is, this behaviour could lead to other type of scams. He could have started asking gullible people to send him money under the guise that HE is actually a hot female.

     
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    I'm entertained by this story but the most disturbing part so far is the death threats.
    HILLARY WON

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    Quote Originally Posted by hongkonger View Post
    I'm entertained by this story but the most disturbing part so far is the death threats.
    Lol in your history how many people hold true on those. Stupid thing to worry about.

     
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    I need someone to make books in tape version of these long threads. I've lost the ability to read good but I glanced and saw Druff say the longest he's catfished someone is a week and if even a hook that good can't get make it happen nothing will.

     
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    I'm entertained by this story but the most disturbing part so far is the death threats.
    Lol in your history how many people hold true on those. Stupid thing to worry about.
    I'm not talking about whether he would actually do it. Making the threat is a crime and a terrible thing to do to someone.
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    Lol in your history how many people hold true on those. Stupid thing to worry about.
    I'm not talking about whether he would actually do it. Making the threat is a crime and a terrible thing to do to someone.
    The guy made druff and "Eddie" feel gay tho, so it's ok

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    Lol in your history how many people hold true on those. Stupid thing to worry about.
    I'm not talking about whether he would actually do it. Making the threat is a crime and a terrible thing to do to someone.

    I'd say it's at least some about whether he would actually do it. It's the ones that don't warn you that you have to worry about.

     
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