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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    How is this guy not on here? He won Gold in 2008 I believe and he was less than a mile from finish line and passed out and hit a barrier and then shit his pants while on the ground

    Did this happen this year? Holy fuck.
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    Last edited by rickastley; 08-06-2012 at 06:25 PM.

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    vid needs more skat cuz

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewfather View Post
    vid needs more skat cuz
    translation?

    lol'd at that flop obv
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19152611

    Judoka Nicholas Delpopolo has been expelled from London 2012 after he failed a drugs test and admitted he had unwittingly eaten marijuana-laced food. Mansur Isaev of Russia won gold in the men's -73kg final by beating world champion Riki Nakaya of Japan. The bronze medals were won by Nyam-Ochir Sainjargal of Mongolia and Ugo Legrand of France. Delpopolo was disqualified by the International Olympic Committee after they discovered metabolites of cannabis in a urine sample taken on 30 July. He insisted he had not known the food contained the banned substance but that was not deemed a sufficient defence. Delpopolo was tested after he lost to Mongolian Nyam-Ochir Sainjargal in the repechage stage at the ExCel Arena.

    The IOC's ruling dictated that his name should be struck from the judo records in London and the International Judo Federation should consider issuing any further punishments available in their rulebook. Delpopolo had waived his right to a hearing in the case and is due to return home to the United States on 7 August. According to the IOC, the Serbian-born judoka "indicated that he was embarrassed by this mistake". He has apologised to the United States Olympic Committee and his team-mates. More than 1,000 blood and urine tests have been carried out at the state-of-the-art testing facility built especially for the Games in Essex. The IOC confirmed that four other athletes had returned positive samples so far during the current Olympics.

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    http://www.cbssports.com/olympics/bl...rldrecord-race

    South African gold medalist admits he broke rules in world-record race

    -he did 3 dolphin kicks when you're allowed one

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19185268

    french dude punching the guy in the nuts, ouch!

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    check out the guy on the left.....it's Andre Agassi in disguise or
     
    OZZIE

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    check out the guy on the left.....it's Andre Agassi in disguise or
     
    OZZIE


    Ozzie from Survivor? That dude consistently GOATED it up
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickastley View Post


    FYP

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    Neither video works.


    Great thread though everyone. Even limitles has my chuckling
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    German weightlifter drops 432-pound barbell on his head, walks away

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    Defending weightlifting gold medalist Matthias Steiner walked away from a terrifying incident Tuesday when he dropped a barbell weighing 432 pounds on his neck during the Olympic 105+ kg competition.

    The German was attempting to snatch 196 kg when his knees and arms buckled, causing the massive weight to fall on top of his head. Steiner collapsed under the barbell and instantaneously flopped while its mass bent his neck and head. He was immediately tended to by medical officials and somehow got to his feet, saluted the crowd and walked off under his own power.

    He didn't return to the competition. The Associated Press reports Steiner went to the hospital for precautionary X-rays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide View Post
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    Defending weightlifting gold medalist Matthias Steiner walked away from a terrifying incident Tuesday when he dropped a barbell weighing 432 pounds on his neck during the Olympic 105+ kg competition.

    The German was attempting to snatch 196 kg when his knees and arms buckled, causing the massive weight to fall on top of his head. Steiner collapsed under the barbell and instantaneously flopped while its mass bent his neck and head. He was immediately tended to by medical officials and somehow got to his feet, saluted the crowd and walked off under his own power.

    He didn't return to the competition. The Associated Press reports Steiner went to the hospital for precautionary X-rays.
    They showed the slow motion replay of this a few times on NBC Sports Network earlier today when I was watching and man that shit looked painful but apparently the guy got super lucky and x-rays came off negative just a bit of torn cartilage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JUSTIFIEDhomicide View Post
    German weightlifter drops 432-pound barbell on his head, walks away

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    Defending weightlifting gold medalist Matthias Steiner walked away from a terrifying incident Tuesday when he dropped a barbell weighing 432 pounds on his neck during the Olympic 105+ kg competition.

    The German was attempting to snatch 196 kg when his knees and arms buckled, causing the massive weight to fall on top of his head. Steiner collapsed under the barbell and instantaneously flopped while its mass bent his neck and head. He was immediately tended to by medical officials and somehow got to his feet, saluted the crowd and walked off under his own power.

    He didn't return to the competition. The Associated Press reports Steiner went to the hospital for precautionary X-rays.
    This is why I almost never go for any snatch in the 196 kg range, if you know what Im saying
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Man, can she run.

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    maybe but i think the question we're all asking ourselves is does "she" have a penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Man, can she run.

    After she was disqualified, she complained in the press conference that it was a right kick in the bollocks.
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    hope solo is goddess, that is all.

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    Hope Solo is cool but if I could splash any of the girls on the team it would be Alex Morgan:


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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    1. North Korea is tied for 3rd in gold medals.
    2. China is destroying the US in gold medals.
    3. Lochte and Phelps will choke continuously.

    4. Bet big on China in diving and gymnastics. China will likely take a lot of silvers and bronze in women's track and field.
    :bump for chuckles
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