**Official UFC thread**

[Salty_Aus]

I'm totally stunned here. How can anyone be so fucking stupid?
If it really is the same stuff he tested positive to the last time I'm absolutely gobsmacked.

If it's Turinabol why the hell is he taking an oral so close to the fight?
This is old East German stuff and doesn't really make much sense.

Just maybe, and I mean maybe someone on the inside is setting him up. Makes no sense, nobody can be that stupid.

[cmoney]

Well there goes the Roid Match of the Century between Lesner and Jones at Heavyweight.. Lesners gotta be pissed as hell (or pissing hot as usual as the case maybe).. Lesner was getting ready to take a hiatus from WWE to time out his suspension so he and Jones could meet in 2018 so much for that now.. SO I guess DC gets to regain his belt against some other LHW nobody since Rumble quit will be interesting but guessing Jones makes history again not only is he the first guy to every be stripped by UFC for drugs he will be a 2xer now.. Jones just cant help himself and to think he felt he needed to juice to beat Cormier is kinda sad.. Guess he didn't have as much faith in himself as we all thought.. Honestly what Dana should do is give the belt back to DC but that's not how they do business even though it should be changed to a NC by NSAC if not a DQ (maybe if they start hitting these juicers with a DQ and fining them their whole purse itll finally send a strong enough message that cheating isn't tolerated under ANY circumstance.)

Is Jones under contract with UFC? His only option could be some freak show fights in Russia perhaps.

[Mintjewlips]

At the 21:00 minute mark Dana calls Bob Arum a "senile fuck"

[sonatine]

Charge it to the game.

[Crowe Diddly]

I don't know anything about the steroid he busted for. Is there any legitimate chance it was a tainted supplement? From what I'm reading this is a drug that wasn't popular past the 80's. Jones is a dummy but this seems like next level stupidity. It's so fucking stupid it's almost hard to believe.

I'm reading Clomiphine and Letrozole.

With a lot of whispers also saying Turinabol.

Clomiphine and letrozole was last time.

[simpdog]

I'm reading Clomiphine and Letrozole.

With a lot of whispers also saying Turinabol.

Clomiphine and letrozole was last time.

Ya in his "dick pills" last time. What's the excuse this time?

[shortbuspoker]

The "other" Jon Jones, the guy on twitter who has the @JonJones handle, is always worth a look when Bones makes news.

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[BetCheckBet]

I agree with CD. Mike Tyson has proven there is nothing you can do in the fight game to ruin your career.

[Mintjewlips]

Jon Jones is the GOAT of MMA.

He made Daniel Cormier look like Tank Abbott, watching him fight is really amazing. He'll be back, hopefully he gets out of his own way.

[ftpjesus]

The "other" Jon Jones, the guy on twitter who has the @JonJones handle, is always worth a look when Bones makes news.

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Whats funnier is actual UFC guys don't even know that they are tagging this dude in their twitter messages instead of the real JBJ.. Brandan Vera and Jake Shields tagged messages to JBJ and put the other dudes twitter handle @jonjones instead..

[ftpjesus]

I don't know anything about the steroid he busted for. Is there any legitimate chance it was a tainted supplement? From what I'm reading this is a drug that wasn't popular past the 80's. Jones is a dummy but this seems like next level stupidity. It's so fucking stupid it's almost hard to believe.

Keep in mind were talking about an idiot who crashed his car and ran back to grab wads of cash while basically committing hit and run while high on cocaine.. He's not exactly a rocket scientist

[sonatine]

I don't know anything about the steroid he busted for. Is there any legitimate chance it was a tainted supplement? From what I'm reading this is a drug that wasn't popular past the 80's. Jones is a dummy but this seems like next level stupidity. It's so fucking stupid it's almost hard to believe.

Keep in mind were talking about an idiot who crashed his car and ran back to grab wads of cash while basically committing hit and run while high on cocaine.. He's not exactly a rocket scientist

to be clear;

he crashed his car into a pregnant woman's car, who was screaming in pain while he grabbed his cash then literally scrambled over a hill to wait for the cocaine to leave his system before turning himself in.

[shortbuspoker]

to be clear;

he crashed his car into a pregnant woman's car, who was screaming in pain while he grabbed his cash then literally scrambled over a hill to wait for the cocaine to leave his system before turning himself in.

so it would actually seen that cocaine, although making him drive like shit, does help his critical thinking. obv had enough word about him to say "fuck the bitch I can buy her off later" and it's better than getting caught with the coke

[Crowe Diddly]

So this Tbol used to be hard to test for, was something that found its way out of your system pretty fast as far as old testing ways went, but around 2012, 2013, the testing program got a lot more sensitive, and all of a sudden they could sometimes catch this shit even months out of use in rare cases, but definitely weeks rather than days if they were lucky. A bunch of baseball players got popped for it in the next few years, apparently not knowing that the "hard to detect" tbol was no longer hard to detect. In 2013 the IOC went back and re-tested a bunch of frozen samples, and found well over a hundred dirty samples that previously tested clean, and maybe a lot more, IDK. If you look at the USADA "High Risk List," the list of supplements that have tested dirty over the years, oral turinabol appears at least a half dozen times, probably more.


Any of these oral guys, they always have to go thru the liver. Always wonder if the weight cut releases some of these things when they expel pretty much everything from their bodies, which is why guys might test for shit on fight day that they took well beforehand. Just speculating.

[Shizzmoney]

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[OSA]

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I would rather have his younger brother Shaun eat my pussy than Sage, but that's just me.

[shortbuspoker]

Nate's manager reportedly now saying that he wants $30 million for the third fight with Conor. He's lost his fucking mind. I looked it up and there last fight did 1.65 million ppv buys (let's say the full$55 for hd) plus a $7.6 million live gate. That's roughly $98 million. There is no way he gets anywhere near 30% of the gross revenue.

[sonatine]

Nate's manager reportedly now saying that he wants $30 million for the third fight with Conor. He's lost his fucking mind. I looked it up and there last fight did 1.65 million ppv buys (let's say the full$55 for hd) plus a $7.6 million live gate. That's roughly $98 million. There is no way he gets anywhere near 30% of the gross revenue.

its an opening position. conor also predicated fight 3 on it taking place at 155, so this could be nates way of saying fuck that without saying fuck that, or its leverage for a catch weight bout.

[DonaldTrumpsHairPiece]

Nate's manager reportedly now saying that he wants $30 million for the third fight with Conor. He's lost his fucking mind. I looked it up and there last fight did 1.65 million ppv buys (let's say the full$55 for hd) plus a $7.6 million live gate. That's roughly $98 million. There is no way he gets anywhere near 30% of the gross revenue.

its an opening position. conor also predicated fight 3 on it taking place at 155, so this could be nates way of saying fuck that without saying fuck that, or its leverage for a catch weight bout.

This, can't see Nate turning down even XM, where else would he get that, heck throw $5M at him and he'd fight, gaur. Have to cash in while you can and he cant cash in like that with anyone else.

Then Conor can move onto real title defences and all that real MMA stuff.

[NaturalBornHustler]

Nate can ask for 100% as far as I am concerned with as much as Dana and the Fertitta boys have been ripping off these fighters.