life is a never ending train reck. it's time to pull into the station

[LarryLaffer]

Damn, finally beat down.

Godspeed young Laffer.

he flew to close to traffic

funny you mention this.

first of all, im drunk. and depressed. wrolds ending anyway.

yesterday an old lady decided she wanted to point out that i was sitting in the cross walk and not the bike lane next to me. she had no idea the rules of the road, or protocol. all she saw was me. and you know what? she wasn't even in the fucking crosswalk.

it took all my energy to not scream this ladies head off. i wanted to. but i held back.

i wish I didn't.

I wish i had just dropped my bike, and screamed this ladies face off. i wish i could've body slammed this wretched cunt.

I told the kid who got me in all that trouble, that I hope he gets crippled by a bus. he rides like a fucking jack ass anyway so it could and should happen.

I told him that if he were to die tomorrow, i'd send his fucking parents a birthday card every year for him. I told him that i'd laugh in his parents face.

i'm a sick fucking individual sometimes. There's a line, and i'm crossing it.

he crossed one too, by the way.

Now we mention too close to traffic? Today I did fly too close to traffic. On Lower wacker, earlier today, i came so close to being hit by a car going 45 miles an hour. I could feel the fucking woosh of the car as it sped past me. it probably missed by inches.

inches.

a few more inches to the right, and I'm dead. you all get your joke back to you in spades.


When I got to where I was going (I had to go from Michian and Ohio to Wacker and Van Buren, so naturally I took lower wacker from the east-west portion to the north-south portion) I just stood and looked at my bike.

I thought to myself 'fuck that was a close one. Why do I ride down there?'

then I smiled to myself

as I thought

'because I don't give a fuck if I live or die anymore. it's that simple'

I could stop at every red light. I could ride the sidewalks. I could do everything and anything I can to stay safe when I am out there.

but I don't.

because. whats. the. fun. in. that.

[SrslySirius]

uh, the fun is that you get to continue breathing

[LarryLaffer]

thats fun for you?

[SrslySirius]

yeah dude it's pretty swell

[Al from Cheers]

[Al from Cheers]

yeah dude it's pretty swell

Can I ask why you are entertaining this little shit? Clearly, he's drunk and trying to level you. Why are you taking the bait so easily?

[Al from Cheers]

Hey Larry. this is for you. You think you failed? Then do what the japs do.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku

ritual suicide by disembowelment. It was originally reserved for samurai.[2] A samurai practice, seppuku was used either voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely suffer torture) or as a form of capital punishment for samurai who had committed serious offenses, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves. The ceremonial disembowelment, which is usually part of a more elaborate ritual and performed in front of spectators, consists of plunging a short blade, traditionally a tantō, into the abdomen and drawing the blade from left to right, slicing the abdomen open.[3] If the cut, done with a movement, is done deep enough, it can cut the descending aorta, inducing a massive blood loss inside the abdomen, with a very fast death.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

At least wait for the eclipse and Mayweather vs. McGregor fight.

[Al from Cheers]

At least wait for the eclipse and Mayweather vs. McGregor fight.

that's the worst idea ever. He's gonna wait for that?

[Baron Von Strucker]

umm Larry you don't get the virgins if you kill your self....eh

right krypt??

[Al from Cheers]

I like virgins

[Al from Cheers]

I think Larrold should go for it. What's he got to lose?

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

yeah dude it's pretty swell

Can I ask why you are entertaining this little shit? Clearly, he's drunk and trying to level you. Why are you taking the bait so easily?

He is 20x brighter than the Sun but there is a dark way his posts could be interpreted.

[Al from Cheers]

Can I ask why you are entertaining this little shit? Clearly, he's drunk and trying to level you. Why are you taking the bait so easily?

He is 20x brighter than the Sun but there is a dark way his posts could be interpreted.

brighter than the sun? the kid had 2 HOF threads. This one, because it's retarded, and the WSOP thread bc well, it was WSOP. nothing much since then. Kilgore Trout is funny though. she def tilted him.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

He is 20x brighter than the Sun but there is a dark way his posts could be interpreted.

brighter than the sun? the kid had 2 HOF threads. This one, because it's retarded, and the WSOP thread bc well, it was WSOP. nothing much since then. Kilgore Trout is funny though. she def tilted him.

No Sirius.

Sirius is visible on the far left of the above photograph, to the left of the constellation of Orion and Comet Hale-Bopp.

Intrinsically, Sirius is over 20 times brighter than our Sun and over twice as massive.

.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

omg i promise i didn't mean to bring up hale bopp.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Larry are you All from Cheers? And not like in a hippy dippy many are one way but like actually logging in and out?

[LarryLaffer]

Hey Larry. this is for you. You think you failed? Then do what the japs do.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku

ritual suicide by disembowelment. It was originally reserved for samurai.[2] A samurai practice, seppuku was used either voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely suffer torture) or as a form of capital punishment for samurai who had committed serious offenses, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves. The ceremonial disembowelment, which is usually part of a more elaborate ritual and performed in front of spectators, consists of plunging a short blade, traditionally a tantō, into the abdomen and drawing the blade from left to right, slicing the abdomen open.[3] If the cut, done with a movement, is done deep enough, it can cut the descending aorta, inducing a massive blood loss inside the abdomen, with a very fast death.

Nice one Al

https://blogs.wsj.com/japanrealtime/...ment-in-japan/

[LarryLaffer]

Larry are you All from Cheers? And not like in a hippy dippy many are one way but like actually logging in and out?

Nope.

Could be gringo trolling me

[LarryLaffer]

next time can you please provide a screen shot?