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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    12 hour marathon at the bellagio leads to me dumping half my roll after some of the worst run

    outs i've seen in years.


    flopped a 5 high joint,

    guy flopped the 6 high with me.

    flopped middle set,

    railroaded by the guy with top pair runner flush draw

    flush hits river.


    Had aces 3 times, got action once.


    by hour 8 i should've left,

    i learned a valuable lesson as well as maybe life tilted myself into maybe never playing poker

    and possibly just giving up life and becoming a monk.
    welcome to poker

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    12 hour marathon at the bellagio leads to me dumping half my roll after some of the worst run

    outs i've seen in years.


    flopped a 5 high joint,

    guy flopped the 6 high with me.

    flopped middle set,

    railroaded by the guy with top pair runner flush draw

    flush hits river.


    Had aces 3 times, got action once.


    by hour 8 i should've left,

    i learned a valuable lesson as well as maybe life tilted myself into maybe never playing poker

    and possibly just giving up life and becoming a monk.
    Dude, how do you dumpp half your roll in 1 session at 9/18? or was this NL and you kept buying in? not trying to knock you, just trying to understand. btw if you get really short my offer still stands, just shoot me a text.
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    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    Dude, how do you dumpp half your roll in 1 session at 9/18? or was this NL and you kept buying in? not trying to knock you, just trying to understand. btw if you get really short my offer still stands, just shoot me a text.
    What? Do you think he's properly rolled with 300-400 BB's to play it? I kinda doubt it. Even if he has a BR of $1800, losing 50bb in a 12 hour session is fairly easy if you run bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    Dude, how do you dumpp half your roll in 1 session at 9/18? or was this NL and you kept buying in? not trying to knock you, just trying to understand. btw if you get really short my offer still stands, just shoot me a text.
    What? Do you think he's properly rolled with 300-400 BB's to play it? I kinda doubt it. Even if he has a BR of $1800, losing 50bb in a 12 hour session is fairly easy if you run bad.

    exactly, on top of which he's absolutely terrible at poker.
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    And mentally deficient

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    12 hour marathon at the bellagio leads to me dumping half my roll after some of the worst run

    outs i've seen in years.


    flopped a 5 high joint,

    guy flopped the 6 high with me.

    flopped middle set,

    railroaded by the guy with top pair runner flush draw

    flush hits river.


    Had aces 3 times, got action once.


    by hour 8 i should've left,

    i learned a valuable lesson as well as maybe life tilted myself into maybe never playing poker

    and possibly just giving up life and becoming a monk.
    Dude, how do you dumpp half your roll in 1 session at 9/18? or was this NL and you kept buying in? not trying to knock you, just trying to understand. btw if you get really short my offer still stands, just shoot me a text.
    1/3 NL. the 9/18 was dead. obvs i kept buying in. i lost 2 buy ins. normal cash game.




    this is why i prefer Lhe to NL when i'm out of town bc of short term variance.



    Sonatine, anytime you'd like to play me in poker please let me know. will escrow with druff if you wanna play online.

    oh and i came with enough to buy in for 4 racks at a 9/18. so if this was going id be fine.
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    have met with Jack Daniels. We are +ev drinking at the ventian.

    he gave me a present.


    so much for quitting.
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    thanks larry, i'll take that under consideration.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    I'd rather drink warm elephant piss than drink a Corona.

    I've had an opened 24 pack of it in my basement that I bought for the bar @ my daughter's wedding & now can't get rid of it. BTW, this was in 2014.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Wait, so he knew you quit smoking and brought you a pack of cigs as a present? That's freaking awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryLaffer View Post
    oh and i came with enough to buy in for 4 racks at a 9/18. so if this was going id be fine.


    He stuntin on you niggas!!

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    Corona is pretty decent. I don't drink anymore, but Corona was always skunked and reminded me of weed.

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    Please stay in town the entire week. I hear that the games will be good at Mandalay Bay this week. I'm hearing that the games at Caesars will be going off Thursday through Saturday. Also make sure that your devices are connected to wifi as much as possible. If they are bluetooth enabled please make sure bluetooth is turned on even though you probably don't have any paired devices.

    If you do get short on cash, (no pun intended) feel free to use any ATM on the strip.
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    HU4ROLLZ FOOLS

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    update.

    3 drinks have cost me $7.50 so far.


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    corona is the best

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    corona is the best
    Come on over then. I'd even feed you a couple just to get rid of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Would go good with a nice ribeye

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    Would go good with a nice ribeye


    Okay, I'll throw in a ribeye too but you gotta promise to drink at least 4 & take 2 more for the road.

    This is my final offer to get rid of those fucking things.

    BTW, I'm cutting that slab up tomorrow.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    corona is the best
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